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sorry, i have no phone
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excellent thread I must say, the suspense is extreme
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Hysterical. Best idea I've had all day.
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anl in prv bb?
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:pimp you need some work but u on the right track
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While I honestly could give a shit if you are male or not.... How about this instead....
You take a picture of yourself (that matches picture in your avatar) sucking your own big toe. Toes painted black. Send me that. You'll have your $20.00. Hell,... I'll send you $50.00. If it matches. |
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I don't understand the hype. There are plenty of real females working in the biz that many of us here have met in person. Who cares enough to pay to verify one more?
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(Let's get it) I can't sleep--we livin' in Hell (Yeah)
First they, give us the work then they throw us in jail (Ayy) Road trip ya--I'm trafficing in the white Please Lord don't let me go to jail tonight (Yeah) Who Me?? I'm a Soul Survivor Ask about 'em in the street, the boy Jeezy a rida (Jeezy a rida) A hundred grand on my wrist, yeah life sucks (Ha Ha) Fuck the club, dawg, I rather count a million bucks (Ayy) |
Did you steal someones prepaid tracfone and dont have anyone else to call?
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The point, just like the zing, was that we received a picture of s/he doing what we specify. IF you can do a pose as I say, or what zingerz said, the odds of you being able to find matching pictures and photoshop are next to nill. |
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who gives a shit?
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Hey everyone look!
No fluffy! Drama over? |
it's official, fluffy is a dude
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It will cost you $500, but you will get a pic of me (ie, girl in the avatar), sucking my own big toe, nail painted black (or as close an approximation of black nail polish as I can find). You are even allowed to pool with other people if you don't have 500 bucks readily available. I'm an understanding type of girl. Let me know when you got it together. |
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However, there are some other conditions to this. So there is no time for you to go out and hire someone to do the work (since your price raised significantly, even thought stinky and I offered more than your original offer). Rules: I accept the bid of dollar amount previously proposed. I work out three picture poses, with stinky, on what you will provide. Whether sucking toes, flipping the bird, whatever. You have 15 minutes to DELIVER said pictures in detail, as requested. That should be easy money for you. You have 2 hours to accept the offer. 15 min later you deliver.. clock is ticking. |
It's never too late to park a sig!
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a) 15 minutes is fine provided you don't require items I don't have in the house - black nailpolish is a special trip to the store, for instance. b) I'm not going to accept anything you would actually consider content, which means, nudity is at my discretion, and there won't be third parties involved. c) Since the object of the dispute is more the possibility of the performance, rather than the performance itself, you will have to pay upfront. Let me know Mr Hotshot. |
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1. I do not need nudity. 2. Nor you as content. 3. You are the one who cares about proving this. I could give a damn. But it's entertaining all the same to call your bluff. 4. No time delays. If you do not have, polish for example, then we substitute. No. You are paid when you deliver. You do not have the best reputation on this board for me to just flip $500.00 to some she/male on a bet and she doesn't deliver. You deliver the goods, and I will pay. Simple as that. I am not going anywhere. |
can you please call me? i always feel like a bigshoot when sponsors call
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ill give you 100$ if you stick a gerbil in your ass.
You can use a tube. http://www.fasthumor.com/images/Gerbil%20Roll.jpg |
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But hey, the honor of the industry has been defended, I guess, to a reasonable extent. I guess I'll have to say that while the overwhelmingly vast majority of "playas" don't have a twenny to buy breakfast with, there is the occasional chap that maybe has an entire half k. Maybe. |
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I can't speak to Zingerz financial matters. I know I'll see him in Atlanta at the BROvention this week. Although he did offer to throw in $30.00. |
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http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...3#post14030343 You're welcome to find one thread that actually casts doubt on my rep. And while "you're not going anywhere", you're somehow popular(fucking hell I wonder how come, seriously) and I'm not. I'm sure the very fair and impartial gfy board will have a serious problem with me if I skip with your money, but will simply not give a shit if you skip with mine, Internet culture being what it is. So, you pay, you get. Look at it as an opportunity to have fun either way : If I don't deliver you can say I scammed you and get a thread to 500 pages long. |
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