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pamon 09-24-2008 12:58 AM

whatever happened to the second trip to the place? any more VIP treatment?

Snap3 09-24-2008 02:11 AM

hope you cleaned your ass in the tub other whise the towell was probably brownie! ;) great story and hope you went back :D

jscott 09-24-2008 02:36 AM

need a wingman? id have swooped over there in a heartbeat, great story man, makes me want to rush my trip over there

fuzzylogic 09-24-2008 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pamon (Post 14797251)
whatever happened to the second trip to the place? any more VIP treatment?

he must have chickened out :warning

DWB 09-24-2008 05:36 AM

You should have bareback fucked every one of them bitches.

The great thing about the Chinese law about them having child limitations, is that ALL the chicks are on the pill. You can blow your load into any of them and they don't say a peep about it. Pure bliss. From high class girls to cheap hookers working in the barber shops with the pink lights... all willing to take your load.

PenetratinP 09-24-2008 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14798132)
You should have bareback fucked every one of them bitches.

The great thing about the Chinese law about them having child limitations, is that ALL the chicks are on the pill. You can blow your load into any of them and they don't say a peep about it. Pure bliss. From high class girls to cheap hookers working in the barber shops with the pink lights... all willing to take your load.

Are they actually on the pill? I heard that the copper IUD is the most popular form of birth control over there.

Copper IUD = 99.9% effective, zero maintenance, and lasts for 10 years :thumbsup

Sosa 09-24-2008 07:28 AM

lol another classic from boneprone

Kudles 09-24-2008 12:18 PM

By far the best story I have ever read!!!

JayDeeZee 09-24-2008 12:39 PM

That story reminds me of this movie:

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Porn Producer 05-27-2009 03:03 PM

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Choopa Phil 05-27-2009 03:10 PM

this was the best story i have ever read on the internet hands down!

mikeyddddd 05-27-2009 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 14773701)
Is a Handjob therapy?


Anal Hobbit 07-05-2009 11:56 AM

I gave boneprone this tip

femdomdestiny 07-05-2009 12:35 PM

BLog
 
Can I use your story on my blog?

Penthouse Tony 07-05-2009 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 16031841)
I gave boneprone this tip

Know of any places in Toronto?

shimmy2 07-05-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 14772604)
nice China story, but I can't help wondering........ can't you get pretty much the same thing in the U.S. for not much more money?

yes, $39.99 in hayward CA, no bathtub but 1 hour rubdown, vip etc. you dont have to go to china dude. and they speak engrish here

Sosa 07-05-2009 12:54 PM

lol this was a classic

CDSmith 07-05-2009 04:09 PM

How were the cookies?

NoComments 07-05-2009 04:41 PM

This is the first over 5 lines post I read on GFY, good writing, mate!

CunningStunt 07-05-2009 05:21 PM

Awesome story. Best read in here for a long time :1orglaugh

Platinumpimp 07-05-2009 06:05 PM

Very nice write up Boneprone. How's the food in Changsha? :)

a1ka1ine 07-05-2009 11:20 PM

please furnish long and lat details of this particular establishment.

additionally, if anyone has any suggestions for a place like this in thailand please let me know, but im sure it would be more than 50 usd -.-"

boneprone 01-04-2011 02:39 PM

Someone was asking about this story. Damn. Was it really that long ago?

will76 01-04-2011 02:54 PM

Great story man.

Some things to remember. Act like you have been there before and done that, Roll with it and play it cool.

Pitching a tent is a like a big compliment to them, so no need to hold it back. If you still want to hold it back, then don't just think about Grandmaw, think about fucking grandmaw. that should help.

You right around busting the nut and ending it though. They should leave that part for last. Once we bust a nut, its time to go. Clean me up and get me the fuck out of there.

EZRhino 01-04-2011 03:12 PM

Great story, turn your trip to china into a screen play.

Deputy Chief Command 01-04-2011 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 17820177)
Someone was asking about this story. Damn. Was it really that long ago?

nice story and nice experience, but you should know that most high end hotels offer such service in china

and one thing , you kept insisting you were in the best hotel in china or something ,but you do realise Chansha is a shithole city in a very poor province in china ? very doubtfull the hotel was really the "best" of china or even near the top 50 :2 cents:

AzteK 01-04-2011 04:37 PM

man that was a great story

Puremeds-J 01-04-2011 06:31 PM

damn good story

GAMEFINEST 01-04-2011 06:42 PM

I hear this shit in hayward and in the sf areas..

Spunky 01-04-2011 06:47 PM

Now that's a great massage,they need to do that shit here..for the same price that is

ruff 01-04-2011 07:20 PM

You are definitely going to have to go back.

HomerSimpson 01-04-2011 07:40 PM

cool story...
what happened 2nd time?

DavieVegas 01-04-2011 09:52 PM

Dude have you EVER been with a chick or even to a handjob joint for that matter??? This story reminds me of what a damn kid would tell..Just aweful man. Have you ever done anything in adult or just post on gfy??? God I hope you get some fucking out of your system soon and realize what nudity is all about because at this rate you will be that old ass guy married to some chick who sneaks off and jerks off to porn all day and thinks its a sin because your married.

Adam_M 01-04-2011 10:36 PM

I think the best story in GFY history

Chezter 01-05-2011 02:29 AM

It is very expensive for China...

CPA37710T 01-05-2011 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 14767822)
that gave me a boner, nice story telling

bump for boner!

just a punk 01-05-2011 05:53 AM

http://www.hro.org/files/images/laogai-0.jpg

CaptainHowdy 01-05-2011 06:05 AM

I pretended to read all that, but I actually didn't...

SCORE Ralph 01-05-2011 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm (Post 14767606)
Wow...what a story! Question is, what did you tell your wife? ;)

LOL... this was my question the whole time i was reading :1orglaugh

buildingfutures 01-05-2011 02:21 PM

That was fucking hilarious bro

Mikey 01-12-2011 06:34 AM

funny story...but next time you should ask for "special service".

justfreemovies 01-12-2011 08:37 AM

i thought this was gonna be some great story :( cool pics though


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