Originally Posted by Sands (Post 14791999)

I have a better plan...

First, we get a bunch of those plastic knives, you know, just in case there are metal detectors. Then we get a dog. Not like some Lassie motherfucker, but an old hound dog with one leg, one eye, and half of its tail missing. With duct tape, we attach those plastic knives to the dog so it's like a one-eyed, three-legged porcupine of fucking doom! Next, we need a car. Something sporty, but practical. Like a '99 Chevy Cavalier, but with rims nigga because when we're at a stop light it should look like we're still rolling. Chickenheads love that shit! Ok, so anyway, next we need to get rubber bands and paper clips. MacGuyver always had that shit laying around he was making atomic bombs with them. Now we tie up all those rubber-band together to make one giant band, and weld the paper clips together to make a big Y-shaped structure that we attach the giant rubber band to, effectively creating a giant slingshot. We put the porcupine pooch into that bitch, and using the car to pull the band back as far as it can go, we launch that kooky canine at Steve Johnson's house because that cocksucker used to call me "Fatty McButterpants" in high school. That'll teach those tube sites.

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 14791999)

I have a better plan...

First, we get a bunch of those plastic knives, you know, just in case there are metal detectors. Then we get a dog. Not like some Lassie motherfucker, but an old hound dog with one leg, one eye, and half of its tail missing. With duct tape, we attach those plastic knives to the dog so it's like a one-eyed, three-legged porcupine of fucking doom! Next, we need a car. Something sporty, but practical. Like a '99 Chevy Cavalier, but with rims nigga because when we're at a stop light it should look like we're still rolling. Chickenheads love that shit! Ok, so anyway, next we need to get rubber bands and paper clips. MacGuyver always had that shit laying around he was making atomic bombs with them. Now we tie up all those rubber-band together to make one giant band, and weld the paper clips together to make a big Y-shaped structure that we attach the giant rubber band to, effectively creating a giant slingshot. We put the porcupine pooch into that bitch, and using the car to pull the band back as far as it can go, we launch that kooky canine at Steve Johnson's house because that cocksucker used to call me "Fatty McButterpants" in high school. That'll teach those tube sites.

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 14791879)

Every time you jerk off to a nice 25 minute free video, blow your load about 2 minutes and then let the rest of the video play while you get a snack or go to sleep.

I know it doesn't sound like much, but if we had millions of people doing it every day their bandwidth bill would would go through the roof and they would have to find a new business model.

Hell, I a doing it to pornhub right now!

Good night ya'll!

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 14797191)

until we have the technology to make Amy Ried come out of the computer screen and fuck you.

I'd say we are still 20 years away from that.

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 14815488)

Another easy idea that may be worth a try...

Upload as many taped webcam shows as you can to all tube sites. Once the surfers get this boring content for free, they will be less inclined to bother clicking any of the webcam links that are riddled all over most tube sites.

If surfers don't click through to the webcam links that the tube sites reply on for revenue, guess what happens...

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 14791879)

Every time you jerk off to a nice 25 minute free video, blow your load about 2 minutes and then let the rest of the video play while you get a snack or go to sleep.

I know it doesn't sound like much, but if we had millions of people doing it every day their bandwidth bill would would go through the roof and they would have to find a new business model.

Hell, I a doing it to pornhub right now!

Good night ya'll!