i've always found chloroform and duct tape to be my two best methods of picking up girls. :Graucho

naw but seriously, i think boneprone has it right on the money. and if she's not interested there's mad others that will be.

Boneprone has given you the worst advice that any man could give.

* way to fuck with him Boneprone *

Women want what they think they can't have. All the ones here will deny it, but it the truth.

Following any of his advice will make her know you want her -- but she's already made up her mind about you.

If she's at all interested make her feel important, but like she can't have you (without being an ass) and she'll be chasing you.

:thumbsup

haaaa!! Good one..
That only works if you are already good friends and then you tell her you are going out on a date with another woman.

This does spark some feelings that may have not otherwise existed.

SO you are parially correct.

But these mind games you are reconmending to him is very high schoolish and immature.

Most real women are tired of the mind game shit, and want someone real..

Im not telling him to play games, or be someone he is not.
Im just giving him ideas how to be himself with confidence and get the women he wants.

Its the best advice he could get.

Mind games are for kids, and losers.

First of all, relax. Women smell fear and they don't like it, bro. Here's some shit to chew on:

ENCOUNTERS: You've already had a group date with her: the class you're sharing. If she knows your name, she already knows if she is interested in you or not.

STATUS/VALUES: Women are generally attracted to men who have status in something that the girl cares about. This means show off what you are good at--you'll attract women who are into the kinds of things you are. If you are smart or well read--that can be status. Good looking or athletic--that can be status. If you are sensitive--talk about the time you volunteer at the animal shelter. Don't be boring or excessively modest. Advertise what you are good at.

SIGNALS: After she's noticed you--if she's "open" to you, you should be getting some kind of non-verbal signal such as looks, body language, extra attention or interest in what you say in class. Something. It's harder to determine with shy, introverted or fraidy-cat girls--but IT WILL BE THERE. Turn on your attention radar, bro, and see if you're getting any. If you're not, you're probably out of luck.

DATES: Asking for a date is kind of like explicitly saying what she's already saying non-verbally. You ask for a date after you get signals. No signals, she ain't interested. Sad but true. It can have very, very little to do with you personally.

REJECTION: This shit is a numbers game bro, just like porn. Every girl (or anybody) is unique and with specific needs and tastes--you're gonna strike out many times. If she isn't into you, someone else will be. Just move on and keep on meeting people. If you're an introvert, you're gonna need to work on meeting folks.

FRIENDS: Usually a big waste of time, unless it's clearly a kind of "pre-date". If she don't want your sack on her rack, throw her back, Jack.

Alright, enough of this shit. Good luck.

Sherbert,

Boneprone's act is a bit hard to top....so I won't try to do that (bows down). I never had any problem with hot chicks in college and I lacked the following:

1. Money
2. Car
3. Great looks
4. Bodybuilder physique

What I did have was a great sense of humor and "honest" eyes. I never came off as a "snatchmaster" around women, although I had more hot chicks than most guys.

The secret is to find something you can talk about with intelligence that SHE likes. It really is not that hard. It takes a bit of getting away from YOUR issues and into HERS. I used to tell funny jokes or do impersonations. For some strange reason, that always worked....Take David Spade for example....he gets the primo snatch and he is about 5'4" and looks like a little female elf...BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO WORK IT!!!

Find out where this Asian girl is from...do a little research and nest time you talk to her mention something about her country that you looked up....of course...you "happened to know this" rather than looked it up. I used to get girls by studying in the dorm's "study room" late at night. Not many guys around (I did all my "studying" in an all-girls dorm...hehe) and it was easy to find one that had a similar class by looking at the books they were reading. Hell, ask her if she knows how to use chopsticks....and then ask her if she can help you with that....tell her that it was always too difficult for you......easy lead in for lunch at an asian resteraunt.....

Do the same with this girl. Find out what other classes she is taking and do a little research on a few (nothing heavy, maybe 30 mins online). Next time you see her, ask her a question that she can't answer about one of those subjects...and casually mention the answer...talk about that just long enough to show her that you know something about that and move on.....don't want to sound like a "smart ass"...girls hate that shit.

If she has any interest in art or classical music (yuck) tell her that you do also...girls don't consider these thing "dates" and it will be easy for you to get to know her better...not a threatening environment to chicks..... most guys just go for the snatch ...and hotties like her are on to that...if she is as sweet as you say..she ain't no slut....so...take time to show her that you are a man of substance...the rest will happen if it is right.

Like I said, sincerity, humor, and interest (in what she thinks) are keys here if you are looking for anything better than a few rolls in the sack. I used to get great results with "Hi, I don?t have money, a car, or great looks.....but I got lots of charm".....worked 90% of the time...the other 10% of the time I got laughs and they thought that I was funny...no harm done! My other one was a bit direct..."Hi, my name is Sherbert...how do you like me so far"....You gotta say this with a smile...at least you will show them you can laugh at yourself and have a great sense of humor....never a bad thing.

Sherbert...I did meet the "right one" after a while. In college...in the study room....she was dating a Basketball Player at the college (a huge Basketball program...final 4 material)...and I "took" her away from that guy...without a car, money, or great looks....IT CAN BE DONE......

GO GET HER, TIGER!!!!!

A couple weeks ago, i wanted to have some quiet time and went to watch the football game At a local bar. I was sitting alone at my table drinking a beer slowly and watching the big screen. Some guys came and were acting all cool as shit, and trying to pick up the waitress. After a while she came to my table and ask me if she could sit down.

I said sure, she sat down and talk to me for about 15 minutes, she was trying to pick me up. But she lefted when i said wasn't interested had a GF.

But just to say, that sometimes, the guys that act like they are the shit and think they are to cool will not get laid :) Here is a few pointers from my past experience.

1. Threat the woman wiht the most respect and always be a gentleman, even by just opening a door for her . you say why?
Well after a date a Girl will always go tell everyhtibng to her girlfriends. So now you have more potential dates if it doesn't work out with her.

2. Don't cheat on a girl, word gets around, just going to make it harder for you to find another girlfriend.

3. To win a womans heart, you can go buy her just 1 rose, and make sure it's not a special day. They appriciat it 10 times more if their is not special occation for the roses. ( Try to buy a Yellow rose and say, made me think of you, your just like the sunshine in my life)

ok said enought, i'm not the prettiest guy, but i always manage to get the good looking girls.

MR cheese as entered the house! u are more cheesy than an extra mature cheddar sandwich which was wiped with my bell end (4 months no washing).

respect.

this thread is fucking hilarious, lets package it up and sell as an ebook for $39.99....

bone -- no where in my post did I tell him to play games.

What I said was actually along the same lines as you -- "make her feel important" and "like she can't have you" is another way of saying don't fall all over her like an idiot.

I don't think making someone feel they are important (especially when the are to you) & and not falling all over someone are mind games.

Ah well -- good luck man. :thumbsup

Nice advice. :)

damn, boneprone got some nice ideas :thumbsup
great posts

finally, a logical post