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slavdogg 10-11-2008 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamis (Post 14885828)
What benefits did you see from that therapy and how many days do those marks last?

lasts for about as long as a hickey or a light bruise, there is no pain associated with the marks and they go away in 3-5days. I dont know what other real uses it has other than relieving bronchitis, and helping to clear up the mucus in your lungs. I can tell you first hand that it does seem to work for lung infections like bronchitis.

SarahLLO 10-12-2008 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 14881934)
elaborate on this "just friends" concept you had with him, it seems odd that he would drive for two days to hang out with a friend for half a day, was there some kind of event involved?

Well, the first time it was when I was visiting another state, and he happened to go to a college that was a few states away from where I was going to be. He asked if I'd mind if he drove out to hang out during my free time and I said why not? We really were nothing more than friends, and we've never become anything more though we still keep in touch. This was probably the only instance that didn't leave me feeling weirded out/stalked.

Second time was an ex, it was one of those situations where I think he was trying to get me to swoon over the romanticism of him driving cross-country to surprise me in an effort to get me back (why, I have no idea, we had nothing in common), but considering I was really done with him I wasn't so amused.

Third time it was a guy who I was friends with and he left to go to a school on the East Coast; I assume his thought process was something like the ex's where I think he thought that if he drove out and surprised me, he'd get points and I'd suddenly want to date him. Unfortunately for him, since I had no idea that he was even coming (I didn't even really think we were that close, tbh) I didn't even have time for him - I was scheduled pretty much nonstop at my job that weekend. He ended up throwing a fit on my doorstep and my poor roommate had to deal with him =(

I had one other guy offer to drive from Boston to Ohio once to "comfort" me after a recent breakup he'd found out about, but he at least had the brains to ask and I said no.

Reading that, I come off kind of cold hearted, don't I? Oh well...

The Adult Broker 10-12-2008 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by fatal attraction (Post 14882273)
Soooo Lori, I'm confused, did it go amazingly for you? Or not so great? I hope it went great!

have not selected dates yet - all in good time :upsidedow

NinjaSteve 10-12-2008 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sands (Post 14868727)
Yes, I'd fly on my magic carpet to see my dear princess and I'd be wearing a suit of armor... no, GOLDEN armor, and she'd be adorned in a luxurious gown and crown. And then I'd sing to her in a baritone voice as lions and monkeys and zebras chant and dance under a setting sun.

Romantic.

Get out of here, that's MY fantasy!
:1orglaugh

NinjaSteve 10-12-2008 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by gleem (Post 14868938)
my finacee was reading this post over my shoulder and grabbed my ear when I scrolled down.. I think she was crying lol nice story.

Anyways my longest in my adult years was an hour and change and when I got there she turned out to be a fatty, after all the effort I fucked her anyways and left all pissed off.

Did she make you food first? An hour and change includes a hefty gas fee.

AK 10-12-2008 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14885886)
lasts for about as long as a hickey or a light bruise, there is no pain associated with the marks and they go away in 3-5days. I dont know what other real uses it has other than relieving bronchitis, and helping to clear up the mucus in your lungs. I can tell you first hand that it does seem to work for lung infections like bronchitis.

i think it also sucks the toxins off your body.

when i was a kid, my mom used the traditional way with candle and cups.
but now it's a lot easier and faster.

i use it when im feeling like ima catch a cold or something

it's good stuff! no pain,... but it does make your pores itchy or something

fatal attraction 10-12-2008 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker (Post 14888860)
have not selected dates yet - all in good time :upsidedow

awwww, ok. Good luck Lori, I hope it goes great for both of you! :winkwink:

d-null 10-12-2008 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SarahLLO (Post 14886177)
Well, the first time it was when I was visiting another state, and he happened to go to a college that was a few states away from where I was going to be. He asked if I'd mind if he drove out to hang out during my free time and I said why not? We really were nothing more than friends, and we've never become anything more though we still keep in touch. This was probably the only instance that didn't leave me feeling weirded out/stalked.

Second time was an ex, it was one of those situations where I think he was trying to get me to swoon over the romanticism of him driving cross-country to surprise me in an effort to get me back (why, I have no idea, we had nothing in common), but considering I was really done with him I wasn't so amused.

Third time it was a guy who I was friends with and he left to go to a school on the East Coast; I assume his thought process was something like the ex's where I think he thought that if he drove out and surprised me, he'd get points and I'd suddenly want to date him. Unfortunately for him, since I had no idea that he was even coming (I didn't even really think we were that close, tbh) I didn't even have time for him - I was scheduled pretty much nonstop at my job that weekend. He ended up throwing a fit on my doorstep and my poor roommate had to deal with him =(

I had one other guy offer to drive from Boston to Ohio once to "comfort" me after a recent breakup he'd found out about, but he at least had the brains to ask and I said no.

Reading that, I come off kind of cold hearted, don't I? Oh well...

no, that doesn't sound cold hearted, that is what guys want, honest and to the point right off the start... it's actually the "mixed messages" things that some women do that are cold hearted (even if they don't realize it)

The Adult Broker 10-13-2008 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SarahLLO (Post 14886177)
Well, the first time it was when I was visiting another state, and he happened to go to a college that was a few states away from where I was going to be. He asked if I'd mind if he drove out to hang out during my free time and I said why not? We really were nothing more than friends, and we've never become anything more though we still keep in touch. This was probably the only instance that didn't leave me feeling weirded out/stalked.

Second time was an ex, it was one of those situations where I think he was trying to get me to swoon over the romanticism of him driving cross-country to surprise me in an effort to get me back (why, I have no idea, we had nothing in common), but considering I was really done with him I wasn't so amused.

Third time it was a guy who I was friends with and he left to go to a school on the East Coast; I assume his thought process was something like the ex's where I think he thought that if he drove out and surprised me, he'd get points and I'd suddenly want to date him. Unfortunately for him, since I had no idea that he was even coming (I didn't even really think we were that close, tbh) I didn't even have time for him - I was scheduled pretty much nonstop at my job that weekend. He ended up throwing a fit on my doorstep and my poor roommate had to deal with him =(

I had one other guy offer to drive from Boston to Ohio once to "comfort" me after a recent breakup he'd found out about, but he at least had the brains to ask and I said no.

Reading that, I come off kind of cold hearted, don't I? Oh well...

no, you just know what you want and don't want, nothing wrong with that! :)

CaptainAmerica 10-13-2008 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14868677)
15 hours? Not likely, unless I had a private jet and she was the best piece of ass ever.

So basically the 2 things that will never happen in your life.


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