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Sexxxy Evey 10-21-2008 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina (Post 14927084)
I've been having headaches and neck aches lately so I finally went to see a specialist, who did a series of tests on my back, neck and skeleton in general.

The results came back saying that my spine is shaped like a letter "S" laterally, and my neck is inclined to the front. In addition to that, my right shoulder is lower than my left one, and the right side of my body weighs 15 lbs more than its left counterpart! Yikes!

The news were not as terrible as the reasons why:
1- my boobs are too big for my body.
2- I sit in front of my computer 8 to 10 hours a day.

I'm proud of my "boobage" and I make my living on my computer. So, what the hell am I going to do? Anybody has any input, or any idea how to correct this, other than getting a breast reduction and changing careers?

Babe I have the same problem. Scoliosis.. Its a bitch. I am supposed to have surgery but the risks are so high and I am postponing it as long as possible. In the mean time, my doc prescribes me painkillers and muscle relaxers.
It wont "fix" the problem, but it sure as hell makes it a lot less painful and sometimes *euphoric* lol
Seriously though, I have had it for 10 years now and since I was done growing then and am assuming you are now, back braces are useless, breast reduction wont correct the problem (the damage has already been done) and surgery is def. a LAST RESORT...

Just get a good doc and massage therapist!
Hope this helps! If you have anymore questions feel free to ask me... (p.s. I have large boobs too so I know EXACTLY where you are coming from!)

Sexxxy Evey 10-21-2008 05:22 AM

Curved Spine/Scoliosis + Career in Adult Biz = Direct relation?????? ;)

sorry.......

Just trying to make light of a situation that sucks (and that most people dont realize is painful and frustrating, both physically and cosmetically!)

bloggingseo 10-21-2008 05:35 AM

Dayum girl. Do some strength training as you said and work those back muscles! It also gets rid of that annoying arm fat that some people get! In my area we call them lunch lady arms

ilbb 10-21-2008 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14927929)
My ex had a reduction and they basically grew back to a triple d about a year and a half later

You drop her because of reduction? :)

Vicious_B 10-21-2008 06:38 AM

I have upper back and neck problems and my shoulders are out of whack also, unfortunately none of this has anything to do with big boobs! :(

I tend to sit twisted up in my chair and its a habit I just cant break so all I can say is thank god for my chiropractor. Every 2 weeks and it cuts down on the back aches and migraines I have gotten since I was 8. Just make sure you find a doctor that works with you. I get heat therapy, massage, stretching and then adjustment. Its great and feels as good as going to a spa!

DWB 10-21-2008 07:05 AM

I'm gonna need a full frontal pic of your boobs to see if you are feeding us full of shit or not.

rowan 10-21-2008 07:10 AM

Is the S curve between your front and back with the shoulders being additionally tilted, or is it side-side?

czarina 10-21-2008 07:11 AM

thanks so much guys, and gals!
After reading WonderWoman's post and some of the others that offer advice, I went on to evaluate my work posture, and heck, it sucks! My monitor is way too low (I just lifted it about 7 inches, but it's still low compared to my line of sight); my feet are always propped on a small bench under my computer desk, and my chair is way too far away from my monitor. I'm working on correcting those right now. After that, comes the exercising.

I'm planning on going this weekend to enroll on a yoga class, and I will check out tai chi as well.

Thank you so very much! You guys (and again, gals!) are a great bunch! Kuddos to y'all!

rowan 10-21-2008 07:11 AM

I remember in school my shoulders were slightly lopsided, can't remember if a doc actually said it or it was just friends theorising, but we DID have a very heavy set of books, and I only ever used the one strap on my backpack...

czarina 10-21-2008 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan (Post 14930445)
Is the S curve between your front and back with the shoulders being additionally tilted, or is it side-side?

it's lateral. It's a typical case of scoliosis.
By the way, the specialist I went to see is an orthopedic doctor. He's a friend of the family so he "did me" for free :)

camperjohn64 10-21-2008 08:46 AM

GFY is awesome. You ask for honest help and you get guys saying "shove your legs in the air bitch".

Anyway, I teach ballroom dancing. Part of dancing is perfect posture. Most of ballroom students can't stand up straight to save their lives when they start, but by the time they taken 6 months of lessons they are 2 inches taller.

I too used to slouch. But after a few years of ballroom dancing, you couldn't catch me slouching ever. It's a whole new way of thinking when you really learn how to *properly* stand.

So why not take up ballroom dancing? It's fun, and it will teach you and give you practice in really standing up straight and forcing your back into correct posture.:2 cents:

cherrylula 10-21-2008 09:02 AM

Yeah you have to act like there is a string coming out of the top of your head pulling you up, and correct your posture.

I learned that in dance class back in high school. Posture is soooo important.

TurboAngel 10-21-2008 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by kandah (Post 14927121)
Ok that sucks and im sorry for you, I can help you carry the titties around if you wish. It's not a problem for me I am helpful like that.

LMFAO!

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