is your contention that an identical server with identical configuration at two different hosts will perform differently with your script?

No.

And I hope you were kidding when you asked that.

Is it your contention that all host are going to use identical setups and servers?

Here's a question :

"Can the "virtual server" be setup as a cluster so that spikes in traffic/cpu etc.. don't effect the websites as much? "

Nah, if you had no made this post, it would be a matter of time before someone ran into a problem on phatservers with your script and came to the board to slam YOU, not phatservers, because they would obviously know the problem lies with your script and not phatservers.

How does it feel to think you've made this amazing script, and gloated about it for months just to be slapped down by moose and the boys and come crying to gfy and get slapped down even harder?

Ego bruising.

How does it feel to constantly crawl under my ass looking for a free meal instead of
doing something note worthy yourself.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Did you run that cute little php script I posted for you. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Constantly crawl up your ass? Hardly, dumbass, you're the one who came here in hopes to slander one of the most widely respected hosts in this industry and backfired right in your face.. Not my fault you're a complete failure at coding.

people still use CGI?