"My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer would be like heaven eh. Well, he's not here, and I got two soakers. This aint heaven, THIS SUCKS!"

The better line is the one before it.

"FUCK YOU! That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name."

my favorites are...
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!




"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! "

yeah that is definitely in my top 3 fur sure

"never say never"

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" -- Yoda - Empire Strikes Back

"The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe – women!" -- Back to the Future :)

"Do you know what nemisis means? A ritious infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent... personified in this case by a horrible cunt .. me!" - Snatch


"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off, while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell." - American Beauty


"You are not a beautifual and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap. We are all the all singing, all dancing CRAP of the world. You are not your bank account. You are not the cloths you wear. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your boul cancer. You are not your Grande Latte.You are not the car you drive. YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KHAKIS." - Fight Club


"Two chicks at the same time mang" - Office Space


"He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in...the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. Then like that...he's gone...underground...no one's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth...a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you..." - The Usual Suspects

hahahahha yea, that's a great one too :thumbsup

"put the coffee down coffee is for closers" - glen gary glen ross

"don't just look at it Samantha eat it" American Psycho

"no you cannot jerk off on my dad" Grandma's boy

"First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat." half baked

"it's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool"

guess the movie that quote comes from.

better off dead ???

Fuck you, pay me! (Henry Hill / Ray Liotta - Gooldfellas)

"As good as it gets"

Secretary: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

(Simon the fag hitting rock bottom, sitting in a wheelchair)
Melvin Udall: You're a disgrace to depression.
Simon Bishop: Rot in hell, Melvin!
Melvin Udall: No need to stop being a lady. Quit worryin! You'll be back on your knees in no time!

"No point mentioning these bats. I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough." - Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Wow, all of these are my favorites as well.

Music and Lyrics:

Alex fletcher: i used to rhyme 'you and me' with autopsy!

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick.
Dead Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!

"I'm no good, you're no good... we deserve each other"

at 1:01



and this one

"You hate people!"

"But I love gatherings"

pretty much sums me up

"you got any balls down there"

"about the biggest pair you've ever seen dingleberry"

From Commando;

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.

From QUILLS - The Marquis de Sade: Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me.

How sexy am I now fucker - Natural Born Killers

Probably one of the best scenes ever in a movie:

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

"Try not to suck any cock on you way to the parking lot"


"Hey YOU get back here!"

There's so many quotable lines in this scene from Freeway, but the very last one is a fucking gem.



and this one from the same movie, is loaded with great lines delivered by Reese Witherspoon. "You wanna get shot a whole buncha times?!!"

the best ever. Deserves a vid post.. "bing! Pow!"




I'll see you a "how am I funny?" and raise you a "go get your fuckin shinebox!"

"It is amazing what you can do when you dont have to look at yourself in the mirror anymore"


Kevin Bacon in THE HOLLOW MAN

"You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead."

Al Pacino in "Glengarry Glen Ross"

more recent
"I've lost a shoe... have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right... "

Russell Brand in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

<----------------Agreed!


Although that scene has about 10 more that could qualify

yup

you could basically post the whole screenplay in this thread...

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

"Every day above ground is a good day" - Scarface

"It's what folks know about themselves inside that makes 'em afraid"

- Clint Eastwood, High Plains Drifter


and of course...



What were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real?
Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them?
Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pppppbb, ppppppbbb.
You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like... victory. (Col. Killgore (Robert Duvall) in Apocalypse Now).

"stupid, worthless, no good, god damn freeloading son of a bitch, big mouth, know it all, retard jerk. but dad, youu forgot asshole, lazy and disrespectfull.....shut up bitch, go fetch me a turkey pot pie.... but what about you dad....fuck you.... no dad, what about you... fuck you.... NO DAD WHAT ABOUT YOU ..... FUCK YOU!"

"FLUX CAPACITOR, FLUXING"

"no we are not homosexual, but we are willing to learn"

"if im here and you're here, wouldnt that make it our time?"


"i knew it, im surrounded by assholes"

"what the hell is a matter with you private pile, did mommy and daddy not raise you right"

i have a list. shall i go on?

"I don't hate people, I just feel better when they're not around" - Nicholas Cage in...?

and...

"Who am I? I'm the guy who's doing his job, you must be the other guy?" - Mark Walberg, depahtdid