V_RocKs |
12-04-2008 08:37 PM |
You would have seen me working Diana like a slave... More fucking pictures! DAMMIT! I don't care if your finger is tired or has a blister, MORE FUCKING PICTURES!
Actually, the real me:
So me and a buddy go pig hunting and use a college frat house for our staging area. The guys keep having sweet looking 18 and 19 year olds over so we get them drunk and I ask the ladies to give my buddy a couch dance seeing how it is his birthday and all.
Pretty soon the chicks are in a competition to see who can get dirtier. The college guys learned a lot that day. I had the chicks all over my buddy and got them to make out. One of the girls asked me why I wasn't getting all hot and bothered like everyone else... Why aren't you taking pics? We just made out and you were the only one without a phone camera making a video.
Sweety, I see this shit everyday. Just about the only enjoyment I am getting out of this is to be able to give my buddy a birthday present only a few people could give and to be able to show these guys how to get shit done.
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