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StaceyJo 12-09-2008 07:44 AM

Go back and ask her next time.

Ace_luffy 12-09-2008 07:53 AM

take some time...

Fletch XXX 12-09-2008 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15160197)
if you tell a jewish girl your jewish your not getting laid

i wont even begin to say how funny this is lol

mikesinner 12-10-2008 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 15166593)
where are you from? i have a friend thats in the US selling xmas stuff...and yes israeli girls like to play it hard to get.

I'm in Indiana.

Drake 12-10-2008 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khulan (Post 15163321)
I heard jewish girls must be virgin until they get married. Does it sound funny? Anyway, no matter it is true or not, just go for it.

That's good news. Prohibition on sexual behavior leads to more of it. Think Catholic girls.

stonehammer 12-10-2008 01:52 AM

make sure you bring some Hummus along next time

MediaManiac 12-10-2008 02:16 AM

this thread is useless without pictures of israeli girls..

sexandcash 12-10-2008 02:21 AM

Israeli girls-lived in Israel a few years-good advice
 
Bro,
I lived in Israel for more than 2 years and I speak hebrew. I've know thousands of Israelis and have a lot in the family.

Israeli girls are NOT like Jewish girls.
Israeli girls are frigid bitches.

This girl probably buffed your nails with a buffer so they shone like the sun and slathered you in this fake dead sea shit they hock in all the malls. Sound like your girl?

She'll play frigid bitch hard to get. She won't return your calls, have you buy her bling and take her out for fancy meals...

You'll also have shelled out about $500 on (probably FAKE) dead sea hand cream and nail buffers as "christmas gifts" for every one who know.

First, know that these Israelis are in the US for a quick dollar. Six months, a year, maybe two years max....they're there after the Israeli army to make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

And the bitch'll rape you financially if you let her.

Israeli bitches=not worth it
I know what I'm talking about...I know them and I lived in Israel.

;)

Love
Vanessa

Juicy D. Links 12-10-2008 04:19 AM

i would have banged her within 10 min then she would have licked my balls afterwards

seeandsee 12-10-2008 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind (Post 15160163)
You already blew it, sorry man.. but if you met her getting a manicure she already thinks your gay.

Mike is just horny and he will do anything for pussy :)

AaliyahLove 12-10-2008 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 15160167)
No, she just did one finger to try and sell the product. I have way to much of a beard to be gay.

Mike, she was flirting with you to sell you a product.. sorry about ur luck.

jonesonyou 12-10-2008 06:26 AM

Why were you getting a manicure?

CashGordon 12-10-2008 06:29 AM

She let me do it on first date.

Vicious_B 12-10-2008 07:35 AM

Just ask her out, the worse that will happen is she will say no. If you dont ask you will just regret it.

Kudles 12-13-2008 01:13 PM

I have no idea

starpimps 12-13-2008 01:17 PM

just dont say you are lebanese

DaddyHalbucks 12-13-2008 02:28 PM

I just bought one of those mall-hawked manicure kits for my wife. LOL.

VeriSexy 12-13-2008 09:09 PM

sorry.. they're there just to milk you

teentime 12-13-2008 10:55 PM

Girls are girls.
Anyone who want to get laid regularly knows this:
Make your play to the girl, not the stereotype.
The "girl" considers herself a unique and special individual, just like you.
Play to that.
Show a genuine interest in "her".
Listen to her.
Tell her a joke, make her laugh.
Tell her how pretty she is.
Listen to her.
Add intelligent and resourceful comments on what "she" has to say.
-Listen to her.
-Make her laugh.
-Tell her how pretty she is.
Then you will get the wild fuck session you desire!
It is simple beyond belief.

GAMEFINEST 12-13-2008 11:02 PM

ive dated couple of middle eastern chicks...they re easy...just gotta play your game to the next level

BobG 12-14-2008 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 15170376)
Bro,
I lived in Israel for more than 2 years and I speak hebrew. I've know thousands of Israelis and have a lot in the family.

Israeli girls are NOT like Jewish girls.
Israeli girls are frigid bitches.

This girl probably buffed your nails with a buffer so they shone like the sun and slathered you in this fake dead sea shit they hock in all the malls. Sound like your girl?

She'll play frigid bitch hard to get. She won't return your calls, have you buy her bling and take her out for fancy meals...

You'll also have shelled out about $500 on (probably FAKE) dead sea hand cream and nail buffers as "christmas gifts" for every one who know.

First, know that these Israelis are in the US for a quick dollar. Six months, a year, maybe two years max....they're there after the Israeli army to make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

And the bitch'll rape you financially if you let her.

Israeli bitches=not worth it
I know what I'm talking about...I know them and I lived in Israel.

;)

Love
Vanessa


LOL! Nicely done. I lived next to an apartment full of them a few years ago. My roomate and I use to ask them, "Why don't you guys ever go out to the bars or really anywhere?" Their answer was, "We're not here to meet Americans, we don't care about these people, all we're here to do is make money (selling crap at mall kiosks) then leave." The bitchiest one got $13k jacked from underneath her mattress (where they keep their money) right before she left.

sexandcash 12-14-2008 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG (Post 15193356)
LOL! Nicely done. I lived next to an apartment full of them a few years ago. My roomate and I use to ask them, "Why don't you guys ever go out to the bars or really anywhere?" Their answer was, "We're not here to meet Americans, we don't care about these people, all we're here to do is make money (selling crap at mall kiosks) then leave." The bitchiest one got $13k jacked from underneath her mattress (where they keep their money) right before she left.

um, word...
and I speak from actually living in their country with them....most are students tring to make as much money as possible to go back to Israel and learn, or go on a trip all over the world with their american cash.....

bluevision 12-25-2010 05:50 AM

If you know how to pick up women I don't think that you would ask this question. Picking up Israeli girls, French, Italian, American or whatever is basically the same. Show her that you are confident and that you know what you want and that you are not playing games, and you will see that she will react favorably. BTW, before my wife and kids, picking up girls in Israel (where I am from) was never a problem.

CurrentlySober 12-25-2010 05:51 AM

i like girls that are hard to bed

nico-t 12-25-2010 06:40 AM

every girl is the same, if it has a cunt it wants to get filled up, no different than any other whores so go for it.

CaptainHowdy 12-25-2010 07:08 AM

Ok.........

Davy 12-25-2010 07:57 AM

If they walk through town with AK-47 slung around their shoulders - probably yes.

money biz 12-25-2010 08:00 AM

i had a russian girl try to sell me that nail polish stuff. I thought she wanted me then i told her i would come back later maybe to buy the stuff... she called me a cheap ass. Its all part of her hustle.


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