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quantum-x 12-10-2008 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Northman (Post 15174526)
Awesome, where do you buy this? :)

Depends where you are I guess.
Look on Wikipedia.

DAMNMAN 12-10-2008 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 15174428)
Poppers are anything in the alkyl nitrate family - used to be amyl nitrate, now usually butyl nitrite or isobutyl nitrite.

Amongst other things, they temporarily relax smooth muscles in the body, so make insertion easier. Not to mention they also give a very strong rush at the same time; you enjoy the rush and forget the insertion, I guess.

They're also used for just before an orgasm to intensify it.

So now you know.


I knew I spelled Amyl wrong but I'm just too lazy to look it up today. :-)

Bill8 12-10-2008 05:05 PM

To be serious, a drink or two does help quite a bit.

As does a thin dildo.

Position helps an awful lot. Doggy style is one of the worst positions for an inexperienced girl - because she has to tighten her abs and the smooth muscles in her trunk in order to hold the position. On her back will usually be too much for her psychologically.

The best position I've found is a modified doggy, in which she is laying on a low bed or large cushions, completely supporting her upper body from hips to face. She should have to exert little to no physical effort to hold herself up - the bed or cushions do all the supporting for her.

Getting her to control the speed, angles, and depth can also help - but many women are too shy to do thsi effectively, and want you to be in control.

VicD 12-10-2008 05:15 PM

fuck her dry

Spunky 12-10-2008 06:02 PM

Chloroform

rayadp05 12-10-2008 06:09 PM

Ahh...the joys of anal sex. I love fucking girls up their buttholes. :)

I would suggest that you use vaseline and slowly work your finger in there and then two fingers and so on. It shouldn't take too long before you should be able to stick your dick in it.

The Ghost 12-10-2008 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15173598)

:thumbsup

RRRED 12-10-2008 07:23 PM

Take the seat off her bicycle

nosey 12-10-2008 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 15175288)
Take the seat off her bicycle

:1orglaugh

JJSLIMM 12-10-2008 09:17 PM

http://www.bootyparlor.com/images/pr...1228202783.jpg''

Spunky 12-10-2008 09:18 PM

50 Loose Rumps :Oh crap

mmcfadden 12-10-2008 09:22 PM

Had to get in on this one...
shrink your penis and add more ky... good to go

WinstonTriplexcash 12-10-2008 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15173598)

Word :thumbsup :thumbsup

fujiko 12-10-2008 09:56 PM

hahaha.. now thats funny
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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15173598)


MandyBlake 12-10-2008 09:59 PM

its all about good, long tongue action

Danny B 12-10-2008 10:21 PM

You can have her try that 1 guy 1 glass trick I've seen in some other threads here.
Make sure to remove all the glass from her ass before inserting your Johnson though.

NickB. 12-10-2008 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by thehand (Post 15173807)

ahahhahaha that made me spit out my mountain dew :thumbsup

Iron Fist 12-10-2008 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15173668)
bran muffin.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JamesK 12-10-2008 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 15173695)
buy her a new stove. women love shit for the kitchen

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Voodoo 12-10-2008 11:19 PM

Try one of these when she's not looking...
http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/L11036597.jpg

andy83 12-10-2008 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 15173737)
my gf has no problem when she has done something wrong... however when i ask her for it she says "IT HURTS LIKE HELL!"

So I'm just waiting right now for some ammo :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

haha
almost the same as my ex-gf.

Northman 12-20-2008 09:03 AM

What's a good online store to buy Anal Eze and Rush?

Si 12-20-2008 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15174149)
Homos use poppers for loose butt holes - I think poppers are like whippits but not quite - not too sure - ask Juicy

If it can get a mans hole lose it should work for women :1orglaugh

Spankys Teens 12-20-2008 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 15173695)
buy her a new stove. women love shit for the kitchen

Hell that worked for me last night :1orglaugh

Malicious Biz 12-20-2008 12:31 PM

http://www.depave.org/blog/images/ji...jackhammer.jpg

Scott McD 12-20-2008 12:47 PM

Posted on here the other day :





:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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