Pr0 - delivery sucks, but message is clear. I call the positions "monkey" as well, fight the good fight.

Yes the economy is bad, but if thats a reason people think this isnt a good job ... i'd be floored. Hard work, thats a concept - maybe if more people where like what Pr0 is looking for things would be different.

Pr0 I am good at baking - thats a valuable competence in this case isnt it? ;)

Good luck in your search, pr0 :thumbsup

nice WG lol

Fuck, I was about to contact you. :Oh crap

I just woke up ten minutes ago. So far i have 47 messages on ICQ. I will get to everyone, please just give me some time (it is the holidays & i have shopping left to do for family).

For those of you not taken back by my job description.....I am not a "dick" or a "douche". I am a no-nonsense kind of guy though looking for hard workers.

Thank you all for the kind words & keep those icq's coming in.

I perform mundane services in exchange for magical energy. Got any positions like that?

Im shocked by so many people in here being shocked by monkeywork.
Someone post that damn "monkeyputsfingerinhisasssmellsitandfallsovervideo ".

2.00 per hour isnt bad if you work 15-20 hours a day 7 days a week. Thats a max of 280 per week :winkwink:

Most people in 3rd world would love to do that :)

With sales as shitty as they are. It's almost tempting lol

good luck guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think actually once you got his respect pr0 would be a cool guy to work for but the description dude was rough. lol

Seriously, some people really need to lighten the fuck up. Don't like the job? Don't fucking take it, but stop hating on the guy for being straight-forward enough not to pussyfoot around hiring some monkeys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supply_and_demand

Fuck, I'm more of a guerrilla

you hit the nail on the head tony

this are "entry level" positions, where i basically hire you for very little $....to see what kind of person you are

once I've obtained a read on a persons work ethic, loyalty & overall skill set.....sky is the limit as far as job titles & pay

i am also one of the nicest/most humble guys in this business.....I came from nothing.....i worked hard to achieve what i have today.....I am looking for those same types of people

pr0 is the man!

True playa in the game.

Best of luck.

is this legal?

can you take the holiday of some one ? there is no law against it on usa?

really? so many desperate people? I wonder why none of them replied here that they contacted you :upsidedow

Beat me too it, I didn't find anything in the post overly harsh, just to the point. I didn't realize GFY was so sensitive with their vocabulary, take a fucking tissue. In the real world half you would barely even qualify for this position.

good luck!

Nothing wrong with this IMO.

Hey pr0... hit up Ananda. She's looking and is a excellent worker with great references... http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=876636

Good Luck :thumbsup

I hope you find the perfect people for the job :-)

What is good for the goose apparently is not good for the gander.

Good luck finding someone

Good jobs. Merry Christmas!

I'm not implying that I agree with what you just said but;

Bwahahahahahaha!!!
:1orglaugh

Guy's that can handle some work load and be loyal should apply. Don't think for a second that if you do a good job pr0 isn't gonna take care of ya and move ya up the line.

I'm not applying for this though :upsidedow

I could handle the video portion, but phones and writing are simply not for me :Oh crap

damn slacker! :upsidedow

ICQ message sent. :)

How much potential for advancement is there for someone who can't use a high school vocabulary word in a sentence?

Monkey work only? Can a bonobo or lemur apply?

Like a few have said before, where is advancement with that kind of attitude? That is 100% condescending of who ever might fill the position. Regardless of what anyone may say, this being a good deal or not (for the record I think it's a good deal for "some") has nothing to do with the few comments like this that ruined the total message. The op itself was not bad, but this one is a slap in the face to whoever takes a position. Sad to say I know people who would be good at it (could not use condescending in a sentence), but am torn as to whether or not to recommend it to them.

The opportunity is what you make it. Think of it like a paid internship with one of the best in the business at what he does :2 cents:

No doubt dude I don't deny the opportunity what it could be. But that one comment blows it for me and I'm sure many other people who COULD do well and advance. On the other hand people who don't have a good education or a lot of technical ability would be perfect for the job and nothing more. From that comment it just seems that is maybe all he wants and the possibility of advancement is little to none. I just really found that statement to be off color and contradictory of any advancement that's all.

I guess that's how he does business. PR0 must be very successful. Why not try and get what you can out of your workers? If people need the jobs that bad they'll work for any amount of money in any conditions, so long as they can eat. But think, you can work remote and live almost anywhere in the world this way, which I think is pretty cool!

Myjah is right.

bump for pr0

This thread makes me LOL... I feel bad for the poor slobs that are desperate to work for a boss that thinks of others as plebians.. destitute.. grovelling for any job in this bad economy.

You worked your way up from nothing? Hard to believe from the content of this thread.. and if that is true, you must've forgot your humility at the door sir.

Not hating. Just stating obvious facts and not kissing your ass like others.

The amount of ass kissing in this thread is unbelievable even by GFY standards. How some of you find this kind of attitude acceptable and actually think someone can gain a positive experience from someone who is already calling you a monkey before you even start working is amazing. And then he goes on to say that he does not even want employees with a good vocabulary, basically making it clear that if you are "thinker" you are not good for this role. But hey, since some people posted in this thread saying that he's a stand-up guy, and since there are people desperate enough to work for very low wages and with no vacation time, then it must be a good deal. But like a few have mentioned above, how far up in the ladder can someone like that go?

Call me old-fashioned, but I am of the few who believe that if you want workers to bust their ass then you have to show them respect. Right off the bat we see that you lack respect and are insolent, if not downright offensive. If you have a brain and any self-esteem, skip this "great opportunity".

no ones kissing my ass.....those people just know my personality, i called it monkey work as a joke more or less....trust me, i still have a healthy dose of humility

anyways I've found my 4 qualified people today out of 40, no need to bump this thread anymore, thanks! :thumbsup

:2 cents::2 cents:

You've obviously never hired anyone off GFY. In order to skip all the scam-artist who will work for 1 week to steal your ideas, or collect that 1st check.....you have to come with a no nonsense attitude & show no weakness.

I've been around here for a decade....so i know how to filter through that first wave of bullshit & get right down to the real workers.

Feel free to come on here acting like the "ideal employer" & see how far you get.

Ha!!! that's PIMP :pimp

47 icq messages? Whoever "applies" for this must either live in a mud hut somewhere or be on the brink of being homeless. This ad just screams come on slaves, ill pay you min wage for you to "break your fingers and wrists"...and the dr note? Comical. Best of luck with your new slaves.

I feel fortunate, my life is pretty good. If I had to deal with douchebags like PR, I don't know what I'd do :2cts

I have no doubt this is a very good opportunity for someone. My one suggestion is, when you hire a writer, make sure they know the first rule of commercial writing....

1) Always start with the good news

The following is your original post with no words added or deleted, I only changed the order of the paragraphs. I know your post got you 40+ ICQ inquiries... this one would have gotten you 140+ :2 cents:


If you ever want to hire someone for press releases and marketing work, you can consider this post my cover letter and my resume can be found at www.EngineFood.com :thumbsup

You're hired for all of my press releases in the future :thumbsup

I'd also like to hear from the people crying about my post. How many of you have actually have employees....

I'd like to hear about "how wrong" my post is.....from someone that actually has more than 1 employee.

Okay. Here or on ICQ?