I have 3 employees. Your post is wrong.

ICQ sent from ICQ# 266942896.
Thanks for the future work

I don't think anyone here thought you wouldn't find people (i certainly didn't), but let's see how it goes now. Give the feedback in 3 months when the "benefits" kick in. I wage none of those 4 will be there by then.

I have 164. Granted its an offline business, but still. Maybe I know how to treat people a tad better? Not sure. Ooh and avg salary is 59k and change. whats yours? 10K? lol.

ps. I give vacations. and no dr notes.

What are these "vacations" you speak of?

Im drunk. I shouldnt start net fights, the man needs "employees"...

vacation? no idea, but i sell dr notes CHEAP. let me know..lol

is there anything for someone thats good at sitting around doing nothing ?

Im an expert in nothingness!

Yea everyone on gfy has million dollar payrolls in their "brick & mortar" business that they could never mention the name of online.....due to not wanting to be connected to adult.

Yes, thats actually right on. Almost lost my business due to adult transactions. But a fun hobby dies hard. Good luck in your search. You should be a recruiter.

Ooh and not mention online? Your a baller, ask around, most know what my "business" is. Im quite sure i dont need to mention it.

Who fucking gives a shit? If you don't like how he worded stuff, then don't fucking ICQ or e-mail him, fuck while you're at it, don't reply to his thread...

Nobody is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to work for him.

I have 2 part time employees who just happen to be uneducated meaning no highschool or G.E.D. that I pay 5 dollars per hour of their work in MY home doing the mundane things I don't have time to do. They are friends who needed the opportunity. I neither berate nor tell them that they are doing "monkey work" which imo sounds as racist as "cooley labor" . They know it, I know it but it is unspoken and certainly not the pitch I used to get them working for me. In fact I got quite a lot of free "help" from many people friends and other with a little thing called "respect" no matter their situation. As said by others it's hard to believe you came from nothing with such thought of those less fortunate than you.

Oh shut the fuck up already. Jesus some of you fucking people blow my mind. Pr0, I don't know you from a hole in the wall and even I can understand your original post was not meant to be insulting. Pr0 wasn't the first person to invent the term for it, and quite frankly if you find it offensive than maybe you'd be better off cuddling with your mother and a bible in a church rather than sit around GFY crying over nothing. It seems to be a trend lately on all of the webmaster boards, that none of you absolute stupid fucks can recognize a good thing when you see it. If this was 6-7 years ago I would be all over this job opportunity. The "inappropriate" comments were such obvious minor taunts that you have to be a complete retard to be offended or be a 14 year old.

Most of you sound like Rosie O'Donnell complaining about a fat dyke joke. I am going to bed, I expect some fun replies when I awake.

haha great thread, maybe not the best way to put it, if I didn't know of the guy and needed a job I wouldn't even think about it but he is just saving himself some time and making the thread more fun for me to read.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

http://www.takotsubo.com/monkeycryingfinal.gif

Oh god I'm funny :1orglaugh

First of all - suck my dick faggott.

Secondly- the guy said...

"I'd also like to hear from the people crying about my post. How many of you have actually have employees....

I'd like to hear about "how wrong" my post is.....from someone that actually has more than 1 employee."

So I put in my 2c


And Thirdly - I had nothing wrong with the OP, it was a later post that is what I had a problem with. But a dumb fuck like you who did not read the entire thread before he commented to kiss his new bosses ass did not see that did you?

But the real skill is ... can you make yourself look busy while doing absolutely nothing. I think there's a middle management position available somewhere with your name on it!

I'm sure pr0 took notice of your thoughts.
Here's a version you might like better btw :)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=877257

Yeah I got nothing against pro, and I hate to have to flame someone but that guy decided to try to single me out on some bullshit and I had to call on it. A forum is about communication, some johnny come lately trying to jump into a convo with mouth swagger without knowing the facts just gets under my skin. :disgust

The monkey work comment is clearly tongue-in-cheek. You people are a bunch of fucking cry babies.

Hmmm...I can handle your Munki work:winkwink:

The first sentence in my post was the only part of my post directed 100% at you. The rest of my post was directed at the people crying over nothing in this thread, and if you think you aren't on the "crying side" you are wrong. Also, your "opinion" was replying to Pr0 sounding sarcastic and not actually giving a fuck about what you thought.

Fuck, I don't even care, this is a waste of my time.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

wow. well played. :golfclap

that was beautiful. thanks for the link.

congratulations to the winners :thumbsup

What pr0 outlined is what every employer wants. However even if the employee is ever grateful for the opportunity, as soon as a new and better one (even extremely marginally better) comes along they will bolt. That's why McDonalds doesn't retain 16 year olds. That's why sales reps move around 6 times. People appreciate it and then fuck off. It's normal.

As an employer you have to go above and beyond to offer the WORTHWHILE employees the perks that keep them around. Obviously you will have turn over no matter what your business or approach. But even the woman with 3 kids who will suck your balls for the job will bitch and talk behind your back to her family and be looking for something else while writing your blog updates.

Just my 2c. Employ 12.

wheres my fucking job dill hole

Pr0 is better looking than me and that says a lot...

LOL nevermind, u edited heavily :)

Jon Clark?

Resume sent, eagerly awaiting your reply.

Did you read the date?.. :Oh crap

Are you saying he's out of business? These are his sites, www.untouchedmarkets.com and www.marketingfirm.us I think I can really help propel them to the next level.

Pr0 sounds about right :thumbsup

No, just saying that he was hiring 4 years ago..

I thought you had a job pressing license plates?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Must have put together an amazing team.

It's whack-a-pr0 day on gfy. Not that he doesn't deserve it.

Not that I was interested in applying for this job, but that part of the post definitely stood out to me as well lol