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SilentKnight 12-26-2008 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by kektex (Post 15248576)
Heh, I also thought it was the "what do you do for a living" question

Yep, thought the same. :1orglaugh

Especially since our two daughters are going through those 'formative' years lately and starting to ask a few questions in that direction.

The Adult Broker 12-26-2008 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by markuskulit (Post 15248521)
next thing she'll ask... how are babies are formed or where they came from?...

um, yea she already asked that one -- don't even remember what I said but I know I got away with it, for now!

when she is a bit older, we will have the full discussion and I will pour myself a hefty drink before I do it. LOL.

And the best part of all, we are Jewish but she wants to know is there is a Santa.

Oh and the latest questions...
what was Jesus' last name?
why do we have hair?
how do fish breathe?
how are cheetos made?
why was I born?

and that was only in the last couple weeks! she keeps me on my toes :upsidedow

iMind 12-26-2008 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jakethedog (Post 15248652)
. fuck my 11 yr old shit his pants .. "holy crap dad .. that was the real one .. Wow .. I really thought you were pulling my leg .. " .... it was awesome .. I couldn't thank them enough ..

not to be a dick, I'm all for Christmas spirit.. but if your 11 year old believes in Santa.. I'd really be worried about him.. :2 cents:
( unless he's mentally challenged or something, in which case, kindly disregard my comment )

DaddyHalbucks 12-26-2008 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 15248146)
I thought you were gonna say the "do you work doing porn?"

What he said.

:2 cents:

MikeSmoke 12-27-2008 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker (Post 15249078)
Oh and the latest questions...
what was Jesus' last name?
why do we have hair?
how do fish breathe?
how are cheetos made?
why was I born?
and that was only in the last couple weeks! she keeps me on my toes :upsidedow

My daughter is 10 months old, but she talks so much that I *know* she's already asking those questions. Thankfully, I can't understand them yet so I don't have to answer :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

(And yes, since I work at home, I'm totally dreading the "Can I come and watch you work?" question :helpme )

V_RocKs 12-27-2008 04:20 AM

Scarier question:

Mommy, can I go to work with you and see what you do for my report at school?

Or.. Mom, why is your name and address on the whois data for 40inchplus.com?

Sexy Rex 12-27-2008 04:25 AM

My daugther asked me around 8 too :)

Make sure you're ready for the next one to come tho:

Mom, what are you doing for a living?

And that's just before the google your name ;)

The Adult Broker 12-27-2008 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15249749)
Scarier question:

Mommy, can I go to work with you and see what you do for my report at school?

Or.. Mom, why is your name and address on the whois data for 40inchplus.com?

the first question...yep, she already has an 'interview' with me over holiday break about my 'job'. I sell shoes. Damn good ones I might add ;)

as for the second question...I'll tell her it is because I am 40 plus years old but not by far. :winkwink:

Allformyspace 12-27-2008 06:00 AM

My daughter came home from school asking my wife the same question 2 years back. My wife passed the ball over to me, so i did what my dad did with me and told her the true story of Saint Claus (Kris Kringle) and how he became Santa.
It worked she took it pretty well.

gooddomains 12-27-2008 06:02 AM

santa is da man

gornyhuy 12-27-2008 08:47 AM

I got this one from my 5 year old last night at bed time:

"Daddy, I've been thinking - I know people are born from mommy's tummies, but what about a long time ago? How could any person be born if there was no mommy first to have them?"

gornyhuy 12-27-2008 08:49 AM

PS: 50 tough questions.

Peaches 12-27-2008 08:59 AM

One of the neighbor kids told my son when he was about 7 that there was no Santa Claus. He said he has suspected it all along so we had the "discussion". I'm thinking "Rock on - this year I'm finally going to get credit for the really good stuff I buy that I stick Santa's name on!".

He gets up, runs to the tree and his stockings and goes on and on about how great Santa is ;) Apparently Santa is believable if he gives things. It was another year or so before he finally didn't believe for good.

I remember when I figured it out and was sworn to secrecy not to tell my 4 year younger brother. It took me from the time I swore until the time I found him (less than 5 minutes) to spill the beans. I think he's still mad :)

Zebra 12-27-2008 11:45 AM

I've got a 15 year old and he helps me with the Santa stuff for my 6 year old now. Pretty good bonding to get to do that. He really gets into it.

SweetT 12-27-2008 11:55 AM

I grew up in a house where there were many kids and we ranged in age so as each of us got a little older and figured out there was no santa, my Mom would tell us that "the first time I hear you say you dont beleive in Santa is the last time Santa brings you any gifts" which basically meant if we told our younger siblings then we would not get any presents....and if you knew my Mom you would know she meant exactly what she was saying....so I was like 16 (the oldest, while the youngest was like 4) running downstairs to see what Santa had brought ;)


--T

jakethedog 12-27-2008 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by iMind (Post 15249327)
not to be a dick, I'm all for Christmas spirit.. but if your 11 year old believes in Santa.. I'd really be worried about him.. :2 cents:
( unless he's mentally challenged or something, in which case, kindly disregard my comment )

I was actually sure he didn't but this was a decent set up that he couldn't see through or answer in his own head quickly enough .. I am sure he had some arguments at school when they all went back last year .. either that or he kept it to him self .. he was pretty convinced when all was said and done .. gave me a decent chuckle and to be honest I was very happy for the fleeting second that he "believed" is something great and good instead of video game brutality and living through a 200mph car wreck only to win the race ..or losing the cops after jumping your car across building to building and dodging bullets like a ninja ..

The Adult Broker 12-27-2008 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SweetT (Post 15250629)
I grew up in a house where there were many kids and we ranged in age so as each of us got a little older and figured out there was no santa, my Mom would tell us that "the first time I hear you say you dont beleive in Santa is the last time Santa brings you any gifts" which basically meant if we told our younger siblings then we would not get any presents....and if you knew my Mom you would know she meant exactly what she was saying....so I was like 16 (the oldest, while the youngest was like 4) running downstairs to see what Santa had brought ;)


--T

Now that is one smart mama! :thumbsup
so you had to 'believe' in Santa into your 20's - that is a great gift to give your sibling -keeping the dream alive for them.
when did they eventually find out I wonder? :)

The Adult Broker 12-28-2008 05:25 PM

Santa brought her a computer and Rock Band. She believes! She believes! One more year reprieve. :thumbsup

firecracker 12-29-2008 11:07 AM

My 8 year old, said but Mommy, YOU are Santa Claus...I laughed and asked why. Her reply was " because you are silly!" and you have all the right answers... too cute.

Donfoolio 12-29-2008 11:20 AM

I dunno about everyone else but I find the whole santa thing disturbing. I thought "CHRISTmas" was about remembering that prophet who got murked on the cross...lying to and coddling weakness in children is why western culture is full of social disorders. By 8 an eastern world child knows as much as a 16 year old American. I'm sure they aren't as "happy" as an American youth but happiness is relative... Do you think the animals in the Zoo who look "happier" are truly better off than the ones in the wild? Peoples ideas of how they love their family are pretty warped. :2 cents:

Honez 12-29-2008 11:26 AM

If someone asks me if I believe in Santa Claus, I say this.

Santa Claus represents Christmas magic. I believe in Christmas magic 100%.

Serial Pervert 12-29-2008 11:41 AM

I still believe in Santa Claus!

The Adult Broker 12-29-2008 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Honez (Post 15257559)
If someone asks me if I believe in Santa Claus, I say this.

Santa Claus represents Christmas magic. I believe in Christmas magic 100%.

I believe in Hannukamas, you get 8 days of presents and bonus ones on Xmas :)
And since the other days of presents was from Me, I got the 'you are the best mom in the whole world' compliment. Even when I'm crabby she said LOL> ahhhh, love the holidays. :upsidedow


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