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MrBro 12-27-2008 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 14307557)
What that means is that if you invest 10k.. you will get back 12...

This will be a completely blind investment with a return time of 18 months..

If you are interested email me at [email protected] with a number..


I will only be taking one investor... So let the highest bidder win!

niceeeeeeeeeee

Tjeezers 12-27-2008 02:25 PM

had to read this again
in some sort of way it pleasures me to read this.

pocketkangaroo 12-27-2008 02:26 PM

Least surprising thread of the year. Someone should seriously come up with a math formula for this. Brag for a year on the boards on how rich you are, then come begging a few months later with some lame excuse.

HorseShit 12-27-2008 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 15250990)
Least surprising thread of the year. Someone should seriously come up with a math formula for this. Brag for a year on the boards on how rich you are, then come begging a few months later with some lame excuse.

AlienQ style

Jdoughs 12-27-2008 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15250840)
5k and I will make a site of your choice organically #1 for 5 choice key phrases inside of six months...

Countdown timer for post titled "Jon Clark wheres my fuckin money or serps" set to 5 months 30 days, 14 hrs, and 23 minutes.

starpimps 12-27-2008 02:32 PM

sell your ice
http://www.gfy.com/15233851-post40.html

CrkMStanz 12-27-2008 02:36 PM

This...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBro (Post 15250901)
If you are an SEO king and you have an internet connection then it should be simple to get some Revenue coming in with ease..

You had a few employees working for you, why did they not keep your business running while you were sick? Why not have your wife run the business while you are sick?

If you did work for youtube and developed things for them to use, with ease you can find more work.

If you were the one who showed megarotic, and redtube, and youporn how to make money in adult then with ease you can just do more consulting for them, they would not forget who made them who they are.

I thought you could put a tube site together and sell banner ads 2 days later for 500 because your SEO skills were unmatched and you would have it filled with traffic in a matter of days. Why not make another tube? I mean you were the one who created them.

If you saved adult from .xxx just give your friends at Icann a call and ask them for a job, obviously you worked with them directly to vote against .xxx

And of course if you pounded many sponsors with millions of hits a day from your amazing SEO skills just contact them and I can assure you they would hire you spot on to do SEO work for them. If you sent them a million hits a day from your SEO work, no way they'd turn you down to do SEO sites for them. So just hit all these sponsors up.

OR sell some of your rolex watches, and if you are really at rock bottom sell your 3 cars, sell your computer and go get a real job, McDonald's, Taco Bell, your wife can get work as well. Sell your house take the money to pay off loads, get a 1 bedroom apartment, both work normal jobs and build yourself back up.

You also use to own quite a few 50-100k dollar domains that you claimed to own, why not sell a few of those off?

Or sell off the datacenter you purchased for your hosting company, you said you were not a reseller, but had your own datacenter.. Sell that.

And MOSTLY this...

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 15251000)

charity is for those who NEED

all others are beggars and scammers

Fucksakes 12-27-2008 02:38 PM

wow.. this guy has and knowns 100x more than me and he is begging for money.. am I that poor? or should I ask.. when I am suppose to start begging.. when I need that new 100k car I can't afford?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2008 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15250732)
I am a seo king.. I have slammed a million hits a day to major sponsors...

You sound more like the lying king than the seo king. :upsidedow

If you can command and direct such traffic for others, why not do it for yourself and get rich?

Anyway, while I feel for anyone that is down and out, I also don't think appealing for money to strangers on a web board is appropriate. Did you consider a private appeal to all of the people you say you have benefitted or helped over the years? They would seem to be the ones most inclined to help.

BTW, if you want to add credibility to your claims, then perhaps you should start posting some of your medical paperwork going back 6 months, etc.

In looking at threads you started over the past few months, I see that you launched a record label in September, the same month you launched a tube site, noted that you had two design companies (even though you outsourced a design to AlienQ in exchange for free hosting, that he apparently didn't deliver on) - oh, and you were trying to hire an affiliate manager for your program. :error

Couldn't decide which one I liked better, so here are two pix:

http://www.mikemeaney.com/jokes/images/beggar.jpg

http://thegreatgeekmanual.com/images...der-beggar.jpg

Anyway, best wishes for a happy, healthy, and prosperous 2009! :thumbsup

ADG

Agent 488 12-27-2008 03:00 PM

this may help.


BusterBunny 12-27-2008 03:00 PM

fiddy.......

directfiesta 12-27-2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15251074)
this may help.


lol ....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2008 04:33 PM

http://www.ablemedical.net/nss-folde...hairssmall.jpg

ADG

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2008 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBro (Post 15250901)
If you are an SEO king and you have an internet connection then it should be simple to get some Revenue coming in with ease..

I need reliable hosting...



***You had a few employees working for you, why did they not keep your business running while you were sick? Why not have your wife run the business while you are sick?

No one could or would with each of them... Believe me, I tried...



***If you did work for youtube and developed things for them to use, with ease you can find more work.



I made a porn site that was a direct clone of youtube and was the first site to stream h.264 720x480... Youtube now does the same... I can't tell you anything more... (NDA)







***If you were the one who showed megarotic, and redtube, and youporn how to make money in adult then with ease you can just do more consulting for them, they would not forget who made them who they are.

Not going to name any names.. But I was in the background talking about tubes and how to profit from them for years... There is a few that can verify it if they want.. But doesn't matter.. I was not paid for consulting either.. It was all about the bigger picture, tubes would have ruined this industry if I would not have talked to a few of the right people about embracing them years ago...





****I thought you could put a tube site together and sell banner ads 2 days later for 500 because your SEO skills were unmatched and you would have it filled with traffic in a matter of days. Why not make another tube? I mean you were the one who created them.

I do organic seo.. I am not a black hatter nor would I ever stoop to then levels..



***If you saved adult from .xxx just give your friends at Icann a call and ask them for a job, obviously you worked with them directly to vote against .xxx

My connection there is not a profitable connection.. He was working with me to get accredited with the registrar I owned at one time...



***And of course if you pounded many sponsors with millions of hits a day from your amazing SEO skills just contact them and I can assure you they would hire you spot on to do SEO work for them. If you sent them a million hits a day from your SEO work, no way they'd turn you down to do SEO sites for them. So just hit all these sponsors up.

When I first started going down hill I kept my health issues to myself I worked out a couple deals with a few.. but that doesn't end out right.. Untill now I have never sold seo services to anyone nor have I consulted... I always made more money keeping the tricks of the trade to myself... Also there is somethings I can never do for hire or pass on...

My plan includes selling seo services... and a few other things I have up my sleeve that are the new money makers in the adult industry... And yes, I do know what makes money now and what needs to be done.. But this industry has changed.. and my nervous system won't let me do things the hardway... I need a hand..






***OR sell some of your rolex watches, and if you are really at rock bottom sell your 3 cars, sell your computer and go get a real job, McDonald's, Taco Bell, your wife can get work as well. Sell your house take the money to pay off loads, get a 1 bedroom apartment, both work normal jobs and build yourself back up.

Bottom could be alot lower then I am now...







You also use to own quite a few 50-100k dollar domains that you claimed to own, why not sell a few of those off?

Gotta get them back... Most of my stuff is in the wires right now about to drop...





I was so sick for a period I couldn't even move and the test could figure out what was attacking my body... Till this day they can't... No one, I repeat no one could or would run anything for me... And the one person that did run something for me fucked it all up...




***Or sell off the datacenter you purchased for your hosting company, you said you were not a reseller, but had your own datacenter.. Sell that.

I never purchased anything.. I had deals in place, but I got sick and it fell apart...

Side note: One of the companies I had a deal in place with was alphared... So there is a bright side to things falling apart, I can't imagine what the headache would be like right now...








Anyways... I know the state of the industry... Alot of people are not making money right now because they are trying the same ol shit... Or they have no clue how to do what they are trying to do... I have been begged back by many... In order for me to come back and save the day I need you guys to help me out here... Help me up and I will make it happen for all of us again!


That is a promise!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2008 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBro (Post 15250915)
What about your record label, can't you borrow some money from that? I thought you were working with d-$ to have them perform?

I got sicker right after we started... I was all the way out from right after I started that for about a month... So it is on hold...

leek 12-27-2008 04:40 PM

http://www.modestneeds.org

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2008 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 15251000)

If it gets bad enough.. But I would never sell anything for a adult industry comeback.. You guys want me back you have to bring me back..

WarChild 12-27-2008 04:41 PM

Once a liar alwways a liar, Jon.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2008 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15251404)
Once a liar alwways a liar, Jon.

Come on man... lmao


Ok, I will bite... Show me where I was dishonest or lied..

brassmonkey 12-27-2008 04:47 PM

get a job my friend i know handicapped that work

mizmiz 12-27-2008 04:49 PM

so many skills...but many excuses...

Ayla_SquareTurtle 12-27-2008 04:53 PM

This thread makes me LOL.

MrBro 12-27-2008 04:53 PM

So you want us to make a pool and give you money because they are about to take your house and you have no running cars.

No money because the bills are piling up, but you won't sell your piles of ICE?

You'd rather we give you money over selling your jewelery?

Very classy... please give me money, but I ain't selling my shit because I don't really need to.

But, you cannot start doing the proper SEO to bring millions of hits a day because you don't have the right hosting and cannot afford it, yet you claim to have earrings that are worth more then most of us.

Sell one, get hosting and show us what makes you god.

marketsmart 12-27-2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251401)
If it gets bad enough.. But I would never sell anything for a adult industry comeback.. You guys want me back you have to bring me back..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jesus christ, you are the white version of pussyserver...

dont come here talking shit about all the things you own and then make a comment like this..

i for one dont know too many people who care if you are here or not... :2 cents:

nice known ya, see ya when i see ya... :thumbsup

Agent 488 12-27-2008 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15251438)
jesus christ, you are the white version of pussyserver...


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornask 12-27-2008 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251377)
I need reliable hosting...

I can offer you hosting space on my dedi I have with Mojohost for free, until you;re able to get your own hosting. No catch

info [at] pornask [dawt] com

MrBro 12-27-2008 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 15251446)
I can offer you hosting space on my dedi I have with Mojohost for free, until you;re able to get your own hosting. No catch

info [at] pornask [dawt] com

You sure that box can handle the millions of hits a day he's going to generate?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251377)
I made a porn site that was a direct clone of youtube and was the first site to stream h.264 720x480... Youtube now does the same... I can't tell you anything more... (NDA)

I was all about the bigger picture, tubes would have ruined this industry if I would not have talked to a few of the right people about embracing them years ago...

My plan includes selling seo services... and a few other things I have up my sleeve that are the new money makers in the adult industry... And yes, I do know what makes money now and what needs to be done..

Anyways... I know the state of the industry... Alot of people are not making money right now because they are trying the same ol shit... Or they have no clue how to do what they are trying to do... I have been begged back by many... In order for me to come back and save the day I need you guys to help me out here... Help me up and I will make it happen for all of us again!

http://kriscahill.files.wordpress.co...illzlittle.jpg

ADG

HorseShit 12-27-2008 05:08 PM

The industry will fail if we don't help him out and bring him back :(

crockett 12-27-2008 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251401)
If it gets bad enough.. But I would never sell anything for a adult industry comeback.. You guys want me back you have to bring me back..

Oh wow... now this just takes the cake.. oh you can't be bother to risk any of your own property or selling anything that's "yours" to help "yourself" out of your "own" problem. Yet you can come to GFY and beg for money and then act as if we all need you, because your just so great and all.

:1orglaugh

only on GFY...

WarChild 12-27-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251408)
Come on man... lmao


Ok, I will bite... Show me where I was dishonest or lied..

Easy.

Just in the last week or so you were in MetaMan's thread bragging about your watch and diamonds. You posted a picture of a watch and a couple of loose stones.

Now you're telling us you're flat broke. So much so you want us to reach in to our wallets and help you out.

So either you weren't flush with diamonds in the last few weeks or you're not broke now. Only one can be true and you're caught plainly in a lie.

crockett 12-27-2008 05:13 PM

btw wasn't their a "Jon" that fucked a lot of people back on AWI some years ago? Maybe here on GFY too.. I always wondered if this was the same guy.

AtlantisCash 12-27-2008 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 15251415)
get a job my friend i know handicapped that work


Handicapped people are working as anybody else do, what's something new with that?

AaronM 12-27-2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251401)
......But I would never sell anything for a adult industry comeback.. You guys want me back you have to bring me back..



Did you actually just post that?

I'm reading this thread and thinking how much it has backfired on you. Not one single person has stepped up to offer you ANY real assistance. That alone should tell you that nobody respects you and nobody would give 2 shits if you died tomorrow.

Kinda sad.

I don't really know you and I have not followed all the shit that has been mentioned in this thread. Because of that I was actually going to hit you up privately and see what I could do to help you out....Then, I saw this post.

Who in the hell do you think you are? I have WAY more friends and business relationships in this industry than you and I would NEVER make such a fucked up statement as to insinuate that this industry needs to dig me out of my own problem especially if I had other means in which to do it on my own.

Any shred of respect I had for you is GONE.

Asking for help is one thing. Telling people "You guys want me back you have to bring me back." Well, that's as fucking dumb as it gets. The only way that would make sense is if this industry wrongly put you in the hole you are in. Other than that, you don't deserve fuck all.

Seriously, Go Fuck Yourself and never return. :321GFY

HorseShit 12-27-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15251499)
Did you actually just post that?

I'm reading this thread and thinking how much it has backfired on you. Not one single person has stepped up to offer you ANY real assistance. That alone should tell you that nobody respects you and nobody would give 2 shits if you died tomorrow.

Kinda sad.

I don't really know you and I have not followed all the shit that has been mentioned in this thread. Because of that I was actually going to hit you up privately and see what I could do to help you out....Then, I saw this post.

Who in the hell do you think you are? I have WAY more friends and business relationships in this industry than you and I would NEVER make such a fucked up statement as to insinuate that this industry needs to dig me out of my own problem especially if I had other means in which to do it on my own.

Any shred of respect I had for you is GONE.

Asking for help is one thing. Telling people "You guys want me back you have to bring me back." Well, that's as fucking dumb as it gets. The only way that would make sense is if this industry wrongly put you in the hole you are in. Other than that, you don't deserve fuck all.

Seriously, Go Fuck Yourself and never return. :321GFY

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AaronM 12-27-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 15251446)
I can offer you hosting space on my dedi I have with Mojohost for free, until you;re able to get your own hosting. No catch

info [at] pornask [dawt] com



OK, I take part of my last post back.

I guess ONE person has stepped up to help you.

MrBro 12-27-2008 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15251479)
Easy.

Just in the last week or so you were in MetaMan's thread bragging about your watch and diamonds. You posted a picture of a watch and a couple of loose stones.

Now you're telling us you're flat broke. So much so you want us to reach in to our wallets and help you out.

So either you weren't flush with diamonds in the last few weeks or you're not broke now. Only one can be true and you're caught plainly in a lie.

Oh it's not a lie

he's not really broke, and would never sell his bling to help his family.

That's GFY's job

Voodoo 12-27-2008 05:25 PM

Quoted 4 Truth
 
"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan "Press On!" has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race." ~ Calvin Coolidge

stickyfingerz 12-27-2008 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251377)
I need reliable hosting...



***You had a few employees working for you, why did they not keep your business running while you were sick? Why not have your wife run the business while you are sick?

No one could or would with each of them... Believe me, I tried...



***If you did work for youtube and developed things for them to use, with ease you can find more work.



I made a porn site that was a direct clone of youtube and was the first site to stream h.264 720x480... Youtube now does the same... I can't tell you anything more... (NDA)







***If you were the one who showed megarotic, and redtube, and youporn how to make money in adult then with ease you can just do more consulting for them, they would not forget who made them who they are.

Not going to name any names.. But I was in the background talking about tubes and how to profit from them for years... There is a few that can verify it if they want.. But doesn't matter.. I was not paid for consulting either.. It was all about the bigger picture, tubes would have ruined this industry if I would not have talked to a few of the right people about embracing them years ago...





****I thought you could put a tube site together and sell banner ads 2 days later for 500 because your SEO skills were unmatched and you would have it filled with traffic in a matter of days. Why not make another tube? I mean you were the one who created them.

I do organic seo.. I am not a black hatter nor would I ever stoop to then levels..



***If you saved adult from .xxx just give your friends at Icann a call and ask them for a job, obviously you worked with them directly to vote against .xxx

My connection there is not a profitable connection.. He was working with me to get accredited with the registrar I owned at one time...



***And of course if you pounded many sponsors with millions of hits a day from your amazing SEO skills just contact them and I can assure you they would hire you spot on to do SEO work for them. If you sent them a million hits a day from your SEO work, no way they'd turn you down to do SEO sites for them. So just hit all these sponsors up.

When I first started going down hill I kept my health issues to myself I worked out a couple deals with a few.. but that doesn't end out right.. Untill now I have never sold seo services to anyone nor have I consulted... I always made more money keeping the tricks of the trade to myself... Also there is somethings I can never do for hire or pass on...

My plan includes selling seo services... and a few other things I have up my sleeve that are the new money makers in the adult industry... And yes, I do know what makes money now and what needs to be done.. But this industry has changed.. and my nervous system won't let me do things the hardway... I need a hand..






***OR sell some of your rolex watches, and if you are really at rock bottom sell your 3 cars, sell your computer and go get a real job, McDonald's, Taco Bell, your wife can get work as well. Sell your house take the money to pay off loads, get a 1 bedroom apartment, both work normal jobs and build yourself back up.

Bottom could be alot lower then I am now...







You also use to own quite a few 50-100k dollar domains that you claimed to own, why not sell a few of those off?

Gotta get them back... Most of my stuff is in the wires right now about to drop...





I was so sick for a period I couldn't even move and the test could figure out what was attacking my body... Till this day they can't... No one, I repeat no one could or would run anything for me... And the one person that did run something for me fucked it all up...




***Or sell off the datacenter you purchased for your hosting company, you said you were not a reseller, but had your own datacenter.. Sell that.

I never purchased anything.. I had deals in place, but I got sick and it fell apart...

Side note: One of the companies I had a deal in place with was alphared... So there is a bright side to things falling apart, I can't imagine what the headache would be like right now...








Anyways... I know the state of the industry... Alot of people are not making money right now because they are trying the same ol shit... Or they have no clue how to do what they are trying to do... I have been begged back by many... In order for me to come back and save the day I need you guys to help me out here... Help me up and I will make it happen for all of us again!


That is a promise!

I feel bad, and hate to see people jumping on you if you are truely down, but I've been streaming h.264 long before that, and Vimeo and Hulu quite a while before me, so the claim to being the first on that is far from factual. And I stream 720p, so 720x480 is really nothing at all to stream.

Anyways good luck man. The sun will come out tomorrow and all that.

MrBro 12-27-2008 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 15251574)
I feel bad, and hate to see people jumping on you if you are truely down, but I've been streaming h.264 long before that, and Vimeo and Hulu quite a while before me, so the claim to being the first on that is far from factual. And I stream 720p, so 720x480 is really nothing at all to stream.

Anyways good luck man. The sun will come out tomorrow and all that.

You hate to see people jump on someone posting in one thread about all his ICE and bling diamonds etc.

Then another asking us for money, and then say in the same thread he is asking for money in that he will not sell his ICE, that we need to bail him out.

Crazy fucking world we live in


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