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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2008 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15251479)
Easy.

Just in the last week or so you were in MetaMan's thread bragging about your watch and diamonds. You posted a picture of a watch and a couple of loose stones.

Now you're telling us you're flat broke. So much so you want us to reach in to our wallets and help you out.

So either you weren't flush with diamonds in the last few weeks or you're not broke now. Only one can be true and you're caught plainly in a lie.

WarChild's post made me curious, so I went back and checked the referenced thread, and found this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15234477)

http://i41.tinypic.com/98rde9.jpg

It is hard taking pics of diamonds.. I took about 20 to get the one I posted...

Amazing craftsmanship, or should I say crapsmanshit, on that ring. :helpme

Do you buy that at a flea market? No wonder you're not selling it. Seriously, who would buy that piece of shit? Well, I mean besides yourself...

ADG

JamesK 12-27-2008 05:38 PM

I won't donate for two reasons:

1. You're full of shit. I wouldn't be surprised if you were lying about being ill.
2. You are amazingly annoying. You remind me abit of AlienQ, but at least he was amusing.

Good luck.

HorseShit 12-27-2008 05:42 PM

nice cubic zirconium's right there

TimBlaze 12-27-2008 05:43 PM

http://i44.tinypic.com/1zz4yea.jpg

Kimmykim 12-27-2008 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251377)

Anyways... I know the state of the industry... Alot of people are not making money right now because they are trying the same ol shit... Or they have no clue how to do what they are trying to do... I have been begged back by many... In order for me to come back and save the day I need you guys to help me out here... Help me up and I will make it happen for all of us again!


That is a promise!

This is the funniest shit I have ever read on GFY!

Voodoo 12-27-2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze (Post 15251617)

LOL.... giggity

stickyfingerz 12-27-2008 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBro (Post 15251598)
You hate to see people jump on someone posting in one thread about all his ICE and bling diamonds etc.

Then another asking us for money, and then say in the same thread he is asking for money in that he will not sell his ICE, that we need to bail him out.

Crazy fucking world we live in

Obviously he isn't blinging. Doesn't matter, I just feel for people when they are down, I try to see the good in people before I look for the bad.

BFT3K 12-27-2008 06:02 PM

Few people know this about me, but I invented the first lamp shade back in 1952.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2008 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 15251648)
Few people know this about me, but I invented the first lamp shade back in 1952.

Gob bless you...

http://www.norcalgalaxiemercurys.com..._lampshade.jpg

http://www.patandkat.com/pat/weblog/...ea-beej-sm.jpg

http://www.silvancolani.com/chodaidee/chodaidee30.jpg

ADG

Porn Ass 12-27-2008 06:11 PM

dont let the door hit your ass on the way out

msdriven79 12-27-2008 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251401)
If it gets bad enough.. But I would never sell anything for a adult industry comeback.. You guys want me back you have to bring me back..

fucking piece of shit and just btw you look so gay asshole.

skrinkladoo 12-27-2008 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 15251000)

ouch, i almost started to think the responding posts to this thread are all brutal. I wont kick you when your down man. WTF - I saw this post a week or so back.

Dvae 12-27-2008 06:30 PM

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...ars/beggar.jpg

germ 12-27-2008 06:31 PM

http://www.tjocargo.com/files/QuickS...y56aerial3.jpg

skrinkladoo 12-27-2008 06:31 PM

This post was suicide ... why?

skrinkladoo 12-27-2008 06:33 PM

just damn ...

HorseShit 12-27-2008 06:34 PM

http://www.snyderman-works.com/snyde...lark.front.jpg

HorseShit 12-27-2008 06:37 PM

http://img.tesco.com/pi/Books/L/50/9780803989450.jpg

SomeCreep 12-27-2008 06:41 PM

Asking for help on a website called "go fuck yourself." Yeah, that makes lots of sense. Not.

machinegunkelly 12-27-2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 15250763)
Who had that thread years ago about his on dying .. to finally get a plasma screen and holidays in Cuba ???

NoCarrier ???? not sure ...

yep , NoCarrier..
Being a father and knowing how painful it'd be to possibly lose one of your kids, I stepped up and helped him put a site together to take donations, and then when it got larger than he expected .. he tried to deny the whole story and it ended up with a radio story in quebec how I was the mastermind behind the whole "scam" .. which was just beautiful..

I've got burned every time I've tried to help anyone from GFY, I've been near homelessness myself due to some unfortunate circumstances a few years back, and I never came on here to beg for money.. anyone that helps this guy is a fool.

And yes, there was a scammer by the name of AWstuff Jon a few years back that came back as Adult warden and promised to pay all his debts to me, Then once I said publicly on the board that he was making due on his debts, he disappeared again..scamming more people on his way out. and never did pay me back the $1200 he owed me ( that almost got me evicted at Xmas 5 years ago.. was seriously hurt by that rip off )

Come to think of it.. it was adultwarden ( awstuff jon ) that hit me up asking if I could help put the site together for NoCarrier ...

And for some reason every time I read this Jon's posts.. I've also wondered if it's the same Jon...

( if so pay me my fucking money Jon! )

HorseShit 12-27-2008 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly (Post 15251742)
yep , NoCarrier..
Being a father and knowing how painful it'd be to possibly lose one of you kids, I stepped up and helped him put a site together to take donations, and then when it got larger than he expected .. he tried to deny the whole story and it ended up with a radio story in quebec how I was the mastermind behind the whole "scam" .. which was just beautiful..

I've got burned every time I've tried to help anyone from GFY, I've been near homelessness myself due to some unfortunate circumstances a few years back, and I never came on here to beg for money.. anyone that helps this guy is a fool.

And yes, there was a scammer by the name of AWstuff Jon a few years back that came back as Adult warden and promised to pay all his debts to me, Then once I said publicly on the board that he was making due on his debts, he disappeared again..scamming more people on his way out. and never did pay me back the $1200 he owed me ( that almost got me evicted at Xmas 5 years ago.. was seriously hurt by that rip off )

And for some reason every time I read this Jon's posts.. I've also wondered if it's the same Jon...

( if so pay me my fucking money Jon! )

what's up baby :pimp

tony286 12-27-2008 06:43 PM

if you go looking money its best to come in really humble, hat in hand.

shunga 12-27-2008 06:44 PM

I'm amazed anyone would even half believe this nonsense. I just hope no one sends him money.

Yngwie 12-27-2008 06:46 PM

why not sell 2 of your 3 cars to have cash to pay the immediate problems? Do you really need 3 vehicles?

candyflip 12-27-2008 06:52 PM

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...isley/FAIL.png

brassmonkey 12-27-2008 06:55 PM

wow nice thread funny shit

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2008 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 15251754)
why not sell 2 of your 3 cars to have cash to pay the immediate problems? Do you really need 3 vehicles?

http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/red_neck_car.jpg

ADG

machinegunkelly 12-27-2008 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15251745)
what's up baby :pimp

Same ol' buddy :D

Just came by GFY to see if anything has changed, as I haven't been around in awhile,
and as expected nothing has changed, losers that are too lazy to work to save their ass begging for money, scammers run amok in the buy and sell forums and a bunch of useless posts haha

Glad I skip this place most of the time. :2 cents:

GAMEFINEST 12-27-2008 07:06 PM

this thread is going well..

J. Falcon 12-27-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey (Post 15250890)
Just a couple of ideas:
1. Sell your 3 cars?
2. Sell your house? If you rent, move into something cheaper or a family members house (for the amount of time it takes you to build up a network of sites)
3. Contact one of the many people you have worked with and given crazy SEO results in the past, ask them for a cash advance, and do the work for 75% discount..

Seems quite simple.

Now this sounds like a solid plan, especially option #3.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2008 07:13 PM

lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...

J. Falcon 12-27-2008 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251401)
If it gets bad enough.. But I would never sell anything for a adult industry comeback.. You guys want me back you have to bring me back..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

quiet 12-27-2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15250732)
I am a proud person that doesn't ask anyone for anything.. And I hate having to now..

I have helped countless people in this industry.. I have even helped the industry as a whole at times..

I have always been honest, I have done the best I could to be sure everyone that has dealt with me gets the long end of the stick..



Some of you know.. Some of you don't, but I was almost dead several times over the last few months due to unexplained medical conditions.. My nervous system, lungs, heart and pancreas all was failing at one point or another over the last six months... At one point my blood sugar was almost 500, doc looked me straight in the eyes and told me I should have either been in coma or dead at that exact moment....

I have lost everything.. All my savings, most of my domains... I am close to loosing my home, all three of my vehicles are broke down..


I have been feeling alot better and my health is almost all the way back, but I have pretty much zero income.. I have been doing small handyman work just to make ends meet... I had to cancel christmas in my home and most of my bills are way over due..

I need to get back on my feet, but I have no capital to work with at all.. My epass' are all expired and I got fucked royally by paypal so I don't even have a way to take in funds at this time for grunt work around here...

I plan on putting a resume together and putting myself up for hire, but that will not solve any of my immediate problems...


I do not want a hand out.. But I really need something.. Maybe you guys can make a pool or something that is organized and raise a few bucks to give me the hand I need to stand back up and make things happen like I used to.. I still have it in me!




Thanks for reading this... Please do not think less of me due to this.. I have worked hard in life and never expected to be in this situation, asking for help is a new low for me...

This is rock bottom!

i don't read this board often enough anymore. you bring the term douchebag to a whole new level.

J. Falcon 12-27-2008 07:19 PM

Where should I send the money to?

marketsmart 12-27-2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251844)
lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...

http://marketsmart.googlepages.com/clownshoes.jpg

Farang 12-27-2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251401)
If it gets bad enough.. But I would never sell anything for a adult industry comeback.. You guys want me back you have to bring me back..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2008 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251844)
lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...

You paid $100k for this piece of shit ring that someone made in metal shop?!?:

http://i41.tinypic.com/98rde9.jpg

Nice tabletop too. Must have got a good deal at Goodwill...might want to buff out the scratches to showcase your bling better. :2 cents:

BTW, any jewelry worth 1/10th that much comes with a certificate. Post yours!!! I'm expecting you to do that right after you post the medical documents proving your recent ailments.

Well, good to know that you don't need the money anymore, and that the industry is saved. :1orglaugh

ADG

J. Falcon 12-27-2008 07:36 PM

http://www.goodkarmafactory.com/site...op-311x322.jpg

DannysReviews|com 12-27-2008 07:39 PM

Pew pew pew!

pocketkangaroo 12-27-2008 07:43 PM

He isn't selling his "bling" because he has none. Never has and probably never will. The guy is a broke nobody who plays internet millionaire to make himself not feel like such a failure. Anyone with half a brain could have spotted this years ago.

These guys all end up the same way. Coming to the message boards begging for money with some pathetic excuse as to why they magically went broke. There is no good SEO who would lose all their rankings and all their income in a matter of 6 months. There is no way anyone who was making as much money as he claimed would suddenly go broke so fast. No savings accounts and no health insurance. That's how the big ballers roll I guess.

As someone said, it's the white pussyserver. Another character on GFY claiming to be something bigger than they are. Isn't the first and won't be the last.

The best advice anyone can give is to head into town and pick up an application at McDonalds or some retail chain. Get a real job that pays the bills. There is no shame in an honest days work. After this many years, if you're coming to message boards begging for handouts, you aren't cut out for this industry.


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