I like his new sig, much more humble.

this goes down as a GFY classic thread

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i figured he's headed there on his own...

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What a classic thread.

Wow... is it me or did gfy readers get played for some extra alexa drama points?

I mean... This can't be real.

Thanks for making the internet a fun place.

I've been saying for years there's no money to be made in SEO.

Good luck Jon.
WG

It is what it is.... why stress over if it's real or not? Just don't be stupid and actually send money and you'll be fine. Now back to the show... :2 cents:

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i dont like this shit....imma drop a dime on this....

Wait, didn't you say you hit rock bottom and you need $ to basically help you with your bills? so from what I see all this is is a way for you to get $ to get back in the industry.. Pretty lame attempt considering all your bragging and your claims of being an seo expert and all that shit. Sorry to say, but if I was a seo expert I would easily be able to make ample $.

You claim you have this skill and that skill, but you want hand outs? you don't actually want to work for that money, now do you? Yes, I will admit that I have BORROWED $ from people in the industry, but it wasn't for the made up reasons you gave us and I 1. Paid it all back no more than 1 week after borrowing the $ or 2. Worked for the $.

So use your so called skills to make the $ that you need. Once you actually hit rock bottom you will know what many of us have gone through or are going through. What you hit is not rock bottom. You still have your house, you have 3 vehicles etc.. Once you lose your house, all your vehicles, have $0 and have $10's of thousands in debt, living on the streets or a shelter or whatever THEN and ONLY then have you hit rock bottom.

You can't come on here after all of your bragging and expect people to just hand over all the $ they can to you because you're "broke" now. Be realistic here. I'm not saying that whatever situation you're in is not bad. What I'm saying is don't expect people to bail you out when you can help yourself with the skills you say that you have.

It's obvious that you've spent your money foolishly and never put any back into your "business" otherwise you would not be in this predicament.

ty :thumbsup

Or maybe I needed a good ol gfy beat down... lmao

Belly
Great Movie!

seriously, are you at motel 8 right now with andre (pussyserver)...?

in one night you just ruined any doubt that you are a failure (like pussyserver)...

are you on drugs? are you mentally unstable?

please, tell me something is wrong with you so i can make sense of all this...

oh wait... nevermind... i dont give a shit... :1orglaugh

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A blind man could've predicted this:

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Happy New Year!!!

ADG

A dedication to Jon...courtesy of "The Babys":



ADG

ok this has to be a fake nic. props.

lmao....

Happy New Year everyone!

Keep me out of your shit fest. Ever retarded as you are. Karma will be fun to watch hit you some day. I didn't come to his defense anyways, I said if he really was down Im sorry to hear that, cause Im not a heartless twit. Do I doubt most of his story yes, but Im sure there is some truth to that, and I don't like to see someone failing, unlike you that seems to love watching others suffer. Goes to your character. Keep my fucking name off your lips old man.

Wow. That was entertaining in a few ways.

Ive been S.O.L a few times. You'll be aight ;)

Someone here offered you hosting. Make some freesites and submit to Link Lists :2 cents:

There is still money in porn.

Okay. So let me get this straight.
3 cars.
Really, nasty, ghetto looking, white trash Ice with a supposed value.
SEO skills.

And you're broke, really?

Before I'd go begging... my ass would be getting two ghetto retail jobs.. and I'd be blogging on a 10-15 site porn network on my breaks and lunches at the two jobs...

There are a few of you on here who do not even KNOW the definition of hard times...

you could live on that 100k ring... for 3 years... in a small ass town, living like a normal blue collar worker...

and you think you DESERVE something better?
A webmaster setting on your ass begging for luck of SEo and LUCK of sales and LUCK of ingenuity.. Oh yes, HARD HARD WORK...

and you DESERVE such a great life.

:321GFY

'you guys want me back' -- are you serious? :1orglaugh

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Such a harsh thread.

this is the same dude showing off his diamonds less then a week ago talking mad shit on how he has the world wrapped around his pinky and then starts a thread like this? It almost seems impossible that someone could really be that stupid. Though I have been proven wrong in the past on this board I just cannot quite believe he would make this thread unless he was on some major drug feast except for his typing would beg to differ. Well either way it was clear he was full of shit last week, he just wanted to see if he could find a way to cram even more bullshit into his stories and he did a great job.
For my final guess at this thread I am going for him trying to get thread of the year or maybe he had such a bad Christmas and was so depressed that he had to make it up so he could get some attention even if it was bad. Ok i'm done playing Dr. Phil tonight. for some reason I cannot laugh at the guy though.

... So what have you actually accomplished? Nothing you stated says anything about your experience or skill.

:2 cents:

Ironically, this thread probably made it ten times harder for you to make any sort of comeback in adult, rather than helping you.

AlienQ? ;)

Regarding the NoCarrier situation, do you believe his son was gravely ill? I always believed his son was indeed very sick, just never understood why he immediately came to gfy rather than go to his family or community for help first. Then after gfy helped raised so much money for him, ( wasn't it over 20k?), he went from posting every day on here to being almost non existent. Even if his son was indeed very ill, just rubbed me wrong how he dropped off the planet after he received all the donations. I always figured he was still posting here under some other nick.

My favorite quote ever. ;)

mods need to close every thread started by jon clark and ban him asap...

disgraces gfy with this pathetic BS. Grow up, get a job, and stop pan handling for $$

He'll be stiffing people outta $$ like Jens before too long...

Damn, that guy looks so fucking seedy.

I bet he'd scam his own grandma (if he hasn't already).

Unfortunately, although I'm not sure that this guy's story is what it is, there was a time when I sent a certain major, even a MAX major porn company that I sent some sizable traffic on *porno* keyword from AOL, I had #3 listing in Google, this yummy vein lasted about 3 months and was a result of months of SEO work for all my sites back in maybe around 2000. Anyway this spike got me my first 4 digit check from one company and gave me the energy to keep the effort up only to find that the next month, the same traffic from same source to same sponsor only earned me a fraction of the returns from the month before. So, NO most people in this industry do not help their earners, they piss on everyone and only care about where the next coke shipment comes from. Sad but true and sadly I have a feeling this beggar is in the same camp..

I will donate one meeelion dollars

It is official. Jon Clark is my new favorite GFY character.

This thread is a classic.

Jon Clark could have made a quick $500 or more just having a banner in his sig before starting this lol too late now

in Sleazys words:

Idiot!

This thread delivers in so many ways.. the clips and pics are great.. good luck JC

Please Barry, like your opinion means "Fuck All".. when all you do is troll. :321GFY

i decided i will not post in this thread

House? Three cars? Two design companies? Record company? SEO skills? Bling?

Lol, are you still upset that I exposed you for being a scammer Mark? www.markosterholt.com

This was an entertaining read.

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