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EXPORT 12-27-2008 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251844)
lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...

so you ticked off gfy as an option for quick cash after everyone laughed at you

now trying to save face should you ever try and return

you are a funny and tragic figure

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2008 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15251901)
You paid $100k for this piece of shit ring that someone made in metal shop?!?:


Nice tabletop too. Must have got a good deal at Goodwill...might want to buff out the scratches to showcase your bling better. :2 cents:

BTW, any jewelry worth 1/10th that much comes with a certificate. Post yours!!! I'm expecting you to do that right after you post the medical documents proving your recent ailments.

Well, good to know that you don't need the money anymore, and that the industry is saved. :1orglaugh

ADG


It's my desktop ADG, well worn, I paid 25k for the pinky, I got a deal.. It is set in SS, and it is made extra ridged so not to loose any of them FL-VVS2 D stones when I assault someone. The is a total of 6 carats and yes they have been inspected by both the GIA and AGSL, certificates aren't handy nor would I scan up something like that.. Same with med records..

MrBro 12-27-2008 07:51 PM

http://i41.tinypic.com/98rde9.jpg

Yeah check out how crystal clear that earing is, you know how the good stones are so see through.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2008 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBro (Post 15251972)
http://i41.tinypic.com/98rde9.jpg

Yeah check out how crystal clear that earing is, you know how the good stones are so see through.

There is no earing there.. them are loose stones... :thumbsup

Clear flawless and colorless diamonds are more valuable... :2 cents:

TimBlaze 12-27-2008 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251844)
lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...

damn posts like that make me feel bad about my finances......oh well at least i still have the whole tall and goodlooking and huge dick thing going for me :upsidedow

Helix 12-27-2008 08:02 PM

Hows this thread working out for you?

MrBro 12-27-2008 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251844)
lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I fucking created unicorns. I'm the one that taught XXXjay how to SEO, I was there with Fantasyman in 90's and told him to go with porn and not to try and sell tv's online. I'm the one who gave 11clicks his 12th click and his name was born. I told Lens to go with go fuck yourself over what he wanted to use with go shit yourself, I also told Ron Cadwell to work with Visa and not diners club when he started ccbill. I sold Sweet T his first server. I gave Dog his first bounty to hunt. I showed Greg Lasrado how to mail. I helped Donny find the lord. the list goes on you fuckers just don't get it.

:helpme:helpme:helpme

Tempest 12-27-2008 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251401)
You guys want me back you have to bring me back..

Go fuck yourself and never come back...

Juicy D. Links 12-27-2008 08:13 PM

Ii always had a gut feeling NoCarriers BS was a scam

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2008 08:24 PM

SHit man.. this thread was weird.. I figured you guys would pool 500k or so together for me to make something happen... Instead you shit on me and laughed at me and MOTIVATED ME! lmao

wyldblyss 12-27-2008 08:25 PM

Who the hell puts 100K in stones in Sterling Silver? Platinum maybe but Sterling Silver? never

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2008 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251959)
It's my desktop ADG, well worn, I paid 25k for the pinky, I got a deal.. It is set in SS, and it is made extra ridged so not to loose any of them FL-VVS2 D stones when I assault someone. The is a total of 6 carats and yes they have been inspected by both the GIA and AGSL, certificates aren't handy nor would I scan up something like that.. Same with med records..

Once again, that is the honestly the most white trash piece of shit ring I have ever seen. Seriously, look closely at it. You call that a setting?!? You can see the frigging spot welds on it for christsakes!!! :1orglaugh

I keep giving you a chance to post details to prove your plight (medical docs, jewelry certs, etc), and you sidestep, like all con artists do. I mean, why would anyone provide proof when it is the only way they can exonerate themselves or their self-fabricated reputation? :upsidedow :1orglaugh

So far, only Stinky has risen to your defense - oh gee, go figure, since he has been known to beg on GFY as well, and is once again down on his luck (the only luck he seems to have is in conning women into supporting his sorry ass). :laughing-

Well, good to know that you have a garbage can ring worth $25,000 to fall back on if your GFY fundraising drive falls a little short. :winkwink:

ADG

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2008 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss (Post 15252067)
Who the hell puts 100K in stones in Sterling Silver? Platinum maybe but Sterling Silver? never

I am Native American I have all kinds of custom sterling... :pimp

EXPORT 12-27-2008 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15252066)
SHit man.. this thread was weird.. I figured you guys would pool 500k or so together for me to make something happen... Instead you shit on me and laughed at me and MOTIVATED ME! lmao

sure thing



http://www.roflwigger.com/images/wig...stuntaz1wx.jpg



still trying to save face? lol


here we go again some other spaz said almost the same thing a while ago...

you motivated me bla bla I will get on my feet again bla bla


good luck though

Iron Fist 12-27-2008 08:33 PM

So when is the thread where we all go looking for "Jon Clarke" because he supposedly dissappeared, and is having ICQ problems.

marketsmart 12-27-2008 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss (Post 15252067)
Who the hell puts 100K in stones in Sterling Silver? Platinum maybe but Sterling Silver? never

a liar does that knows nothing about jewelry...

except for sterling silver and cubic zirconias.... :1orglaugh

chodadog 12-27-2008 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251844)
lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...

Broke loser, or swindling scumbag?

Probably both.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2008 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15252083)
Once again, that is the honestly the most white trash piece of shit ring I have ever seen. Seriously, look closely at it. You call that a setting?!? You can see the frigging spot welds on it for christsakes!!! :1orglaugh

I keep giving you a chance to post details to prove your plight (medical docs, jewelry certs, etc), and you sidestep, like all con artists do. I mean, why would anyone provide proof when it is the only way they can exonerate themselves or their self-fabricated reputation? :upsidedow :1orglaugh

So far, only Stinky has risen to your defense - oh gee, go figure, since he has been known to beg on GFY as well, and is once again down on his luck (the only luck he seems to have is in conning women into supporting his sorry ass). :laughing-

Well, good to know that you have a garbage can ring worth $25,000 to fall back on if your GFY fundraising drive falls a little short. :winkwink:

ADG

I just had the stones looked at because I am thinking of selling them for offline capital...

I was offered 100k and had it reinsured for 250k, it is a family heirloom I plan on passing down for generations.. Something for the subservient of the future to put there lips on in grace... :winkwink:

EXPORT 12-27-2008 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15252094)
So when is the thread where we all go looking for "Jon Clarke" because he supposedly dissappeared, and is having ICQ problems.

very true

although compared to many other figures that pulled this off this will never happen

as this guy never did have a rep ever, just been a laughing stock

chodadog 12-27-2008 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251959)
I paid 25k for the pinky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15252111)
it is a family heirloom

What a chump.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2008 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by chodadog (Post 15252122)
What a chump.

Should I get something bigger to pass down..?

pocketkangaroo 12-27-2008 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by chodadog (Post 15252122)
What a chump.

Can't even keep his lies straight 10 minutes after telling one.

EXPORT 12-27-2008 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15252111)
I just had the stones looked at because I am thinking of selling them for offline capital...

I was offered 100k and had it reinsured for 250k, it is a family heirloom I plan on passing down for generations.. Something for the subservient of the future to put there lips on in grace... :winkwink:

take a close look at your ring and the rest, then look at yourself

both are very very similar, worthless!!!

do you live in a fantasy world?

are you on drugs?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2008 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251959)
I paid 25k for the pinky, I got a deal.. It is set in SS, and it is made extra ridged so not to loose any of them FL-VVS2 D stones when I assault someone. The is a total of 6 carats and yes they have been inspected by both the GIA and AGSL, certificates aren't handy nor would I scan up something like that..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15252111)

I was offered 100k and had it reinsured for 250k, it is a family heirloom I plan on passing down for generations..

No wonder your ass is broke... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ADG

JamesK 12-27-2008 08:52 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

marketsmart 12-27-2008 09:03 PM

nevermind, this is too entertaining...

30SalesPlus 12-27-2008 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15252202)
nevermind, this is too entertaining...



this idiot probably doesnt even have 100 dollars to his name.. What a joke John Clark is

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2008 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15252202)
nevermind, this is too entertaining...

I liked your pre-edit advice... :thumbsup

ADG

skrinkladoo 12-27-2008 09:14 PM

and it goes on ...

CyberHustler 12-27-2008 09:15 PM

See sig...

TimBlaze 12-27-2008 09:16 PM

http://i44.tinypic.com/qzf59x.jpg

J. Falcon 12-27-2008 09:19 PM

I like his new sig, much more humble.

HorseShit 12-27-2008 09:22 PM

this goes down as a GFY classic thread

marketsmart 12-27-2008 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15252215)
I liked your pre-edit advice... :thumbsup

ADG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i figured he's headed there on his own...

Iron Fist 12-27-2008 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBlaze (Post 15252242)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cykoe6 12-27-2008 09:27 PM

What a classic thread.

dav3 12-27-2008 09:27 PM

Wow... is it me or did gfy readers get played for some extra alexa drama points?

I mean... This can't be real.

J. Falcon 12-27-2008 09:38 PM

Thanks for making the internet a fun place.

WiredGuy 12-27-2008 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 15250852)
wow, you have a house, 3 cars, claim you are good at seo and you are trying to beg for $$ on gfy?!

you need to go back to the drawing board and come back with a better story...

I've been saying for years there's no money to be made in SEO.

Good luck Jon.
WG

Iron Fist 12-27-2008 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 15252272)
Wow... is it me or did gfy readers get played for some extra alexa drama points?

I mean... This can't be real.

It is what it is.... why stress over if it's real or not? Just don't be stupid and actually send money and you'll be fine. Now back to the show... :2 cents:


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