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HorseShit 12-30-2008 01:01 PM

page 6, nice.

MrBro 12-30-2008 01:04 PM

So how long until Jonboy comes here and makes claims that he's now working for 2 of the top programs in adult being paid way more then most of us make, but he cannot tell us who he is working for or what they are doing because it's all top secret.

nico-t 12-30-2008 07:25 PM

holy shit this thread is a train wreck :1orglaugh

skrinkladoo 12-30-2008 08:00 PM

This is the thread that never ends. Suicide thread.

Kimmykim 12-30-2008 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by »Rob Content« (Post 15253843)
It's not a complete thread on GFY until KB name drops in it.

OK, that is funnier than the shit Jon Clark posted about himself as Superman.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-30-2008 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim (Post 15263887)
OK, that is funnier than the shit Jon Clark posted about himself as Superman.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...keSuperman.jpg

ADG

Imortyl Pussycat 12-30-2008 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 15256974)
coming on here telling ridiculous fairy tales and showing off photographs of his easy bake oven ring set..

i swore to myself i would not post in this thread and add to the attention whoring of the thread creator until i saw the above. that is some seriously funny shit and made me LMFAO :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this thread has it all:

drama
old friends catching up
side stories
historical gfy facts
offshoot fights
old drama revisited by posters other than JC
great pics
hilarious quotes

AaliyahLove 12-30-2008 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15262479)
Wow, what a disrespectful insult to MetaMan the great :2 cents: :321GFY:321GFY

LOL!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Iron Fist 12-30-2008 11:25 PM

http://www.nnteenmodels.net/gfy/retard-owls.jpg

Jay-Rock 12-30-2008 11:43 PM

This thread just gets better and better!!!

candyflip 12-31-2008 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay-Rock (Post 15264447)
This thread just gets better and better!!!

This is the thread the never ends.

Clarise 12-31-2008 09:45 AM

WOW.. such drama lol.

this is my first post.
Directed at Jon ... Under your name you have "pimp" ... why not pimp your wife off for some money.

It is official that I will be a regular reader of this board now, thanks to Jon starting this thread. This is better then daytime soaps (which i dont watch so this board is perfect for me LOL)

Happy New Year

PS .. I originally came here because I have an adult web site that I would love to direct some more traffic too, now I have another purpose lol

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-31-2008 09:59 AM

Oh snap... page 6

Matyko 12-31-2008 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 15264010)
i swore to myself i would not post in this thread and add to the attention whoring of the thread creator until i saw the above. that is some seriously funny shit and made me LMFAO :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this thread has it all:

drama
old friends catching up
side stories
historical gfy facts
offshoot fights
old drama revisited by posters other than JC
great pics
hilarious quotes

This is why we love GFY :)

brassmonkey 12-31-2008 10:39 AM

hope u get better

candyflip 01-01-2009 07:35 AM

Happy New Year Jon.

HorseShit 01-01-2009 07:42 AM

he is doing just fine now as Ibills head of janitorial services

fris 01-01-2009 09:46 AM

i got a kick out of his sig where he said hes sent millions of hits to sponsors.

hjnet 01-01-2009 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15251438)
jesus christ, you are the white version of pussyserver...

Well, after reading what he did for our Industry, and for mankind at all I think it's save to say that he IS Jesus Christ, which is nothing else than a synonym for Jon Clark.


Somehow this thread remindy me about Chuck Norris Jokes......

Arnjen 01-01-2009 07:43 PM

WOW jon man so much ways to make money online and you keep failing?
only 3 explanations for that
1:You are the laziest bastard in the world.
2 You are the biggest liar in the world.
3:you are the biggest idiot in the world.
Look to it on the bright side at least you are the biggest in something.

Just go do something would be my only advice

:2 cents:

EddieBrock 01-01-2009 07:43 PM

This thread should be ending soon. Jon did say he was leaving GFY after he hit 8K.

candyflip 01-01-2009 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddieBrock (Post 15271774)
This thread should be ending soon. Jon did say he was leaving GFY after he hit 8K.

He did leave. This thread is just everyone here trying to do what we can to bring him back. :1orglaugh

BAKO 01-01-2009 10:25 PM

this thread took a wrong turn

[db] 01-01-2009 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 15251000)


He posted this 5 days before he started this thread? Is this serious?

I can't wait to read the rest of this thread.

If this guy is for real I think he snuck in under the wire to become GFY's biggest douche of 2008.

welcome to the real world asshole.

[db] 01-01-2009 11:31 PM

Dear god he even responds on page two. :1orglaugh

[db] 01-01-2009 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark
tubes would have ruined this industry if I would not have talked to a few of the right people about embracing them years ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark
In order for me to come back and save the day I need you guys to help me out here... Help me up and I will make it happen for all of us again!


The biggest downside of the internet continues to be the fact that you can not punch someone in the face over it.

[db] 01-01-2009 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 15251446)
I can offer you hosting space on my dedi I have with Mojohost for free, until you;re able to get your own hosting. No catch

info [at] pornask [dawt] com

Oh man, I really hope you didn't give this prick anything:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15251401)
If it gets bad enough.. But I would never sell anything for a adult industry comeback.. You guys want me back you have to bring me back..


In his first post he talks about overdue bills and almost losing his house. I guess he won't sell his "ice" for those reasons either.


Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 15251477)
Oh wow... now this just takes the cake.. oh you can't be bother to risk any of your own property or selling anything that's "yours" to help "yourself" out of your "own" problem. Yet you can come to GFY and beg for money and then act as if we all need you, because your just so great and all.

:1orglaugh

only on GFY...

indeed

[db] 01-02-2009 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 15253107)
Unfortunately, although I'm not sure that this guy's story is what it is, there was a time when I sent a certain major, even a MAX major porn company that I sent some sizable traffic on *porno* keyword from AOL, I had #3 listing in Google, this yummy vein lasted about 3 months and was a result of months of SEO work for all my sites back in maybe around 2000. Anyway this spike got me my first 4 digit check from one company and gave me the energy to keep the effort up only to find that the next month, the same traffic from same source to same sponsor only earned me a fraction of the returns from the month before. So, NO most people in this industry do not help their earners, they piss on everyone and only care about where the next coke shipment comes from. Sad but true and sadly I have a feeling this beggar is in the same camp..


try spamming instead and earn 5 or 6 figure checks and you will find that almost any large sponsor will jump on an opportunity to help you. Send 50+ joins/day to any program for a couple weeks or months and they would be crazy not to prepay you for the next 500. :2 cents:

Back when I was dealing with larger amounts of traffic I could have had 5 companies offer big prepays over icq in ten minutes.

Anyway it's obvious that this clown didn't send millions of SE hits to any sponsors. He's either a con artist like nocarrier and countless others, or a fake nick fake drama character of some GFY addict who's had a good laugh at all this. I would suspect that he's a full blown con artist, since he seems to have run sites/domains etc, which if true makes a real person rather than a fake nick. I mean Juicylinks or whatever bastard(s) do the fake nicks have fooled me before but this one looks realer (to quote southpark).

Walter Gropius 01-02-2009 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [db] (Post 15272414)
The biggest downside of the internet continues to be the fact that you can not punch someone in the face over it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WeirdHomer 01-02-2009 03:05 AM

I am the one who chose my path
I am the one who couldn't last
I feel the life pulled from me
I feel the anger changing me

dynastoned 01-02-2009 03:44 AM

epic troll thread

Snake Doctor 02-24-2009 09:17 AM

:glugglug

brassmonkey 02-24-2009 09:21 AM

hahahaha

SteveHardeman 02-24-2009 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15542814)
:glugglug

I haven't seen one of JC's new threads since he's been on my ignore list for the last few months but nonetheless, fucking hilarious that you bumped this.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2009 09:42 AM

This is the most successful thread ever... !

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

candyflip 02-24-2009 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15542917)
This is the most successful thread ever... !

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Funny you're the only person seeing it as such.

You're a phony. And in my opinion, a two bit scammer.

http://carolynbaker.net/site/images/train%20wreck.jpg

brassmonkey 02-24-2009 12:49 PM

your the center of a virtual trashing

Deej 02-24-2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15542917)
This is the most successful thread ever... !

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

its an oxymoronic thread...

Super Successful Fail

vanillaice 02-24-2009 12:55 PM

hi I own a house and three cars. I'm a rock bottom, pls help k thx

Quagmire 02-24-2009 02:53 PM

http://www.fucksakes.net/chops/large-cake.jpg

candyflip 10-29-2010 06:20 PM

I miss Jon Clark.

fris 10-29-2010 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17653044)
I miss Jon Clark.

saw him on #jquery on freenet the other day.

candyflip 10-29-2010 06:27 PM

Free Jon Clark

Considering I got him banned for life, this should amount to about :2 cents:

Deej 10-29-2010 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17653049)
Free Jon Clark

Fuck you! What kind of fucked up masochist are you?


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