I am so glad I am not single!

was that sugar in your tank:1orglaugh

im so glad you most likely settled for a small dick boyfriend because i only date dime pieces anyway, you have no chance with me.


all you GFY dorks sit at home and wack off to simpsons porn all day, while you are doing this i am out banging the sexiest women on the planet, i am starting to believe God put me here for that sole purpose. How is it that i can be drunk as fuck banging a chick and in the morning they will tell me "that is the best sex i have ever had".

here is a tip you losers put down the twinkey box, hit the treadmill and maybe you can stop tapping your local escorts and local pub fatties and get with some real women for once.

MetaMan, you should write a E-book. You could guarantee the success for lonely people on any dating site

people dont listen i give this advice for FREE and still get no thank yous. only a couple people listen and follow through. my posts and a handbook of proper pimpin. one day i will def write a book about it. :pimp

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baddoggggggggggggggggggg that was good LOLLLLLL
i knew you had it in you! :pimp

Really? You have not figured that out yet?







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so i am guessing you show this chart to all the young girls in your pics before you start feeding them shots. :1orglaugh

lol MM, what are you, like 12yo?

One thing I learned many years ago is that the guy that is all talk is usually just that. All talk.

yes i am just on my lunch break. came home to get a peanut butter sandwich and watch some Thundercat re runs.

One thing I learned many years ago is that i dont give a fuck what you think.

Dude you have 21k posts. How do you balance GFY and dime pieces everday? Could I get an e-book on that?

Mmmmmm, NOT!

She saw your small penis?