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pr0 01-11-2009 10:00 AM

personally i would taunt the spirit.......that he was a chump....to be forgotten about in an air duct....to come from such a weak DNA chain

then i would bring in a voodoo/magic person (once the spirits all pissed off) to trap the spirit in a Raccoon.....then drop the Raccoon off in the middle of I-95 :)

brand0n 01-11-2009 10:00 AM

ill give ya 20 bucks paypal for it

no bs

qxm 01-11-2009 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 15311834)
personally i would taunt the spirit.......that he was a chump....to be forgotten about in an air duct....to come from such a weak DNA chain

then i would bring in a voodoo/magic person (once the spirits all pissed off) to trap the spirit in a Raccoon.....then drop the Raccoon off in the middle of I-95 :)

this thread is full of such awesome ideas on how to pacify/enrage or trap a spirit... lol :1orglaugh ... keep it coming guys it is getting amusing :1orglaugh

angeleyes 01-11-2009 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n (Post 15311836)
ill give ya 20 bucks paypal for it

no bs

You want this thing? Seriously?

pr0 01-11-2009 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n (Post 15311836)
ill give ya 20 bucks paypal for it

no bs

I'll give her $100 paypal....then drop that bitch off in someone's air duct...that of course I don't like :1orglaugh

pr0 01-11-2009 10:05 AM

actually it's been uncorked...so it's only worth $40 now

Violetta 01-11-2009 10:07 AM

that is weired!

EXPORT 01-11-2009 10:15 AM

so what does the cat say about all of this?

brand0n 01-11-2009 10:17 AM

seriously ill give ya 20 bucks for it.

i know what to do with it.

angeleyes 01-11-2009 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by EXPORT (Post 15311904)
so what does the cat say about all of this?

Since it was uncorked she hisses/growls, scratched at the door to get the fuck out and won't come back inside, just sits outside, but she was staring at nothing after it happened, this whole situation is fucked up because I never believed in this shit and was shocked when he pulled this thing out of the air duct.

Jman 01-11-2009 10:18 AM

Put it on ebay with the funky ghost story, I'm sure you'll make a good buck out of it.

EXPORT 01-11-2009 10:18 AM

50 dusty cum jars

EXPORT 01-11-2009 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes (Post 15311912)
Since it was uncorked she hisses/growls, scratched at the door to get the fuck out and won't come back inside, just sits outside, but she was staring at nothing after it happened, this whole situation is fucked up because I never believed in this shit and was shocked when he pulled this thing out of the air duct.

wow sucks, she was outside ever since?

is that outside the room or the house?

EXPORT 01-11-2009 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15311916)
Put it on ebay with the funky ghost story, I'm sure you'll make a good buck out of it.

good idea

crockett 01-11-2009 10:21 AM

I agree with the fish thing.. but you have to take pics and post it on the net for it to work.. It's actually better to do video if you can.

Kron 01-11-2009 10:22 AM

really weired

angeleyes 01-11-2009 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by EXPORT (Post 15311924)
good idea


I'd rather put the spirit back to rest and not be cursed.. I don't need the money, I need peace back in here. My own cat won't come back inside and she's an indoor cat, she's just sitting on my front door mat, refuses to come inside. I'm getting sicker... I'm starting to believe in crap I never have at this point.

qxm 01-11-2009 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes (Post 15311933)
I'd rather put the spirit back to rest and not be cursed.. I don't need the money, I need peace back in here. My own cat won't come back inside and she's an indoor cat, she's just sitting on my front door mat, refuses to come inside. I'm getting sicker... I'm starting to believe in crap I never have at this point.

If that's the case then...Whatever you do don't watch Discovery during week days between 2-4pm PST..

lazycash 01-11-2009 10:33 AM

Maybe I missed it, but why was your bf opening up the air vents and reaching way down to begin with?

borked 01-11-2009 10:34 AM

You just unleashed the beast in qxm's sig....

be afraid cos that's one nasty little bastard

brand0n 01-11-2009 10:37 AM

im telling you i know what to do with it
take the 20 bucks and send it to me
in a few days youll feel better.

qxm 01-11-2009 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by borked (Post 15311961)
You just unleashed the beast in qxm's sig....

be afraid cos that's one nasty little bastard

U tell it like it is man....... it will be a grim day in hell for the unlucky ass that crosses its path my zuny fetish doll.. :thumbsup


.... that'd be freaky if some shit like this really happened...

angeleyes 01-11-2009 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 15311959)
Maybe I missed it, but why was your bf opening up the air vents and reaching way down to begin with?

He was convinced my place was haunted and was hearing shit I couldn't so he decided to see if there was something in the vents, I can't get into his mind but ya have to give it to him, he was right, something was in there. lol

JamesK 01-11-2009 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by EXPORT (Post 15311669)
That looks like a container used by the matico indians

Often the men of the tribe went on hunting trips that lasted for weeks

They deposited their semen in them before leaving so the women could

then every day taste a little of their men.

They have also been known to rub the semen in to their nostrils

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LadyMischief 01-11-2009 10:59 AM

you're in Florida right? I would say go and find some of the cuban shaman or even find a local pagan shop and ask there for advice. Take it with you to show them, they will be able to help you out :)

qxm 01-11-2009 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes (Post 15311995)
He was convinced my place was haunted and was hearing shit I couldn't so he decided to see if there was something in the vents, I can't get into his mind but ya have to give it to him, he was right, something was in there. lol

OK.. it is time for me to stop this madness and be the voice of reason here.. let me first say that you might be over thinking and over-reacting .... what have you actually seen/felt that will lead you to believe there is a ghost in your house other than your cat is a great acrobat and he might be conspiring against your mental health?

Have you felt a drop in temperature in your room, have you heard laughter coming from places that is impossible for children to be in... have you spoken in any language other than English..if so have you known the language all your life or is it a new thing? ... have you thrown up or spit acid while speaking weird languages..? .. .. How do you know if what you have in your house is a ghost and not a demon or your imagination for that matter? ....

The truth is that your biggest enemy is urself and your won imagination ... I'd say get rid of that thing if it bothers your mental composure... if you keep it in your house and you are superstitious you are just screwing with your own mind....

OK... my 1 min of honesty is now up.... hope you enjoyed it...

I hope you guys got some flashbacks of the exorcist in there... no pun intended tho...

angeleyes 01-11-2009 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by qxm (Post 15312051)
OK.. it is time for me to stop this madness and be the voice of reason here.. let me first say that you might be over thinking and over-reacting .... what have you actually seen/felt that will lead you to believe there is a ghost in your house other than your cat is a great acrobat and he might be conspiring against your mental health?

Have you felt a drop in temperature in your room, have you heard laughter coming from places that is impossible for children to be in... have you spoken in any language other than English..if so have you known the language all your life or is it a new thing? ... have you thrown up or spit acid while speaking weird languages..? .. .. How do you know if what you have in your house is a ghost and not a demon or your imagination for that matter? ....

The truth is that your biggest enemy is urself and your won imagination ... I'd say get rid of that thing if it bothers your mental composure... if you keep it in your house and you are superstitious you are just screwing with your own mind....

OK... my 1 min of honesty is now up.... hope you enjoyed it...

I hope you guys got some flashbacks of the exorcist in there... no pun intended tho...


I'm the one that said I didn't believe in that shit and yes the temp drops in that room and I just thought it was the A/C kicking harder in there in spurts.... Andrew took pictures of me with my arms up in the air doing weird hand gestures dead asleep (still didn't believe in anything).........something fucked up is going on and I'm still a non believer but I don't think I should just chuck this thing even if it isn't possessed, it may still be some family members "cultural thing" and I'd rather not disrupt it. That simple. As for my cat, I can't speak for her, she just refuses to come back inside.

digifan 01-11-2009 11:36 AM

Awesome post, don't stop now Angel :)

John-ACWM 01-11-2009 11:46 AM

Quite a story,angeleyes!What can I say, I don't believe either in this kind of things. Every strange thing has a logical explanation and a spooky one. It's up to you what you decide to believe. :winkwink:

Spunky 01-11-2009 11:54 AM

Wow,that is some freaky shit,bizarre story

qxm 01-11-2009 12:40 PM

yeap.. this thread has flava ....

collegeboobies 01-11-2009 12:52 PM

Simple: your boyfriend planted the thing to freak you out, and its going very well so far.

angeleyes 01-11-2009 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies (Post 15312550)
Simple: your boyfriend planted the thing to freak you out, and its going very well so far.

Impossible. We are connected at the hip and he never had access plus the obvious, all the paint ripping off the wall, that grate had not been removed in YEARS!

Doctor Feelgood 01-11-2009 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by EXPORT (Post 15311904)
so what does the cat say about all of this?

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/i...ay_bad_cat.jpg

nosey 01-11-2009 02:27 PM

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...clown-ever.jpg

onwebcam 01-11-2009 02:36 PM

Construction worker. Looks like their pot bottle and lighter. I rehab houses. Always finding shit and always putting stuff in the walls, floor joists etc to be found years down the road. Stuck a playboy in the bathroom wall of the last house I worked on.

alias 01-11-2009 02:45 PM

Just because you run out of drugs doesn't mean you don't hide the drug container where you would hide it if it had drugs in it.

It probably had coke in it that's why it feels so evil.

AlmightyZeus 01-11-2009 03:07 PM

Was the previous tenant Greek? The vile was probably filled with holy water.

JD 01-11-2009 03:27 PM

well... you just lost the rights to your soul. good job :/

NY Jester 01-11-2009 03:57 PM

Hmm have any goats gone missing in the neighborhood? But seriously, id get that vile checked out. EVen if its nothing probably makes a good collectible.


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