Jesus, don't give her any caffeine!

She will be doing porn on her 18th bday

She was annoying,what a scatterbrain

I suddenly feel as though a major quasi-social happening has occurred without my previous knowledge. Are you all telling me that this is the tip of the internet-based social spear? I've seen just as many posts in this thread telling me I'm not in the loop as I have read posts mirroring my own personal opinion that this chick, this group, and whoever took the time to post that "Wiki-type" write up is a complete dolt. My head hurts now, and I'm embarrassed to know I even took a look.

But the question remains: ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M MISSING OUT ON DOLLARS BY NOT ASSOCIATING WITH THESE PEOPLE?

As hard as it might be here at GFY, I really am looking for a real, business-driven, and at least semi-intelligible answer, preferably by someone not talking completely and flatulently out of his or her ass.

OOOOHHHHH MY FUCKING G-D someone please put a cock in her mouth PRONTO!!!

Take for example the lol cats phenomenon. This originated from from "Caturday" on 4chan - basically every Saturday people post picture of cats with funny captions. Someone thought this was clever and built a blog around it. This blog sold for 2 or 4 million (i don't recall which - but it wasn't spare change) and eventually morphed into this: http://icanhascheezburger.com

A company that employees 12 people and is apparently profitable. This is just one example.

What's 4chan?

She reminds me of the one day I saw this shit in Youtube most viewed videos:



I'm 26 and I feel 80 seeing this "new generation"...I feel sorry for the sane kids that are wondering if THEY have to put up with this shit to fit in. I mean would it kill them to have the slightest bit of humor to what they're doing? Like Doug Stanhope is a fucking weirdo but is hilarious, and likewise Mindless Self Indulgence as a band - weird and hyper but their songs are at least funny and have SOME coolness to them. I can't find one bit of funny or cool in this new generation...it just baffles me!

oh boxxy

Ok, after I watched the ENTIRE vid and then took some motrin for the headache......

As A Father:Like this one needs to be like put on house arrest and like homeschooled and kept away from like any and all links to the internet! Maybe even a spanking or something lol

As A Smutpeddler:The MINUTE this chick turns 18 she needs to be snapped up by someone and a SERIES of sites should be made about her!

As A Perv:Watching that video, I am reminded of the "band geek" from American Pie, and I just wondered what she likes to stick in her pussy lol

My only overall hope is that she is only "ACTING" She's like a Stepford Vally Girl meets Lonely Girl Meets Pedo Bear lol.

And.... /B scares the fucking shit out of me lol

-Loki-

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents: :thumbsup

Could this be her boyfriend?????




-Loki-

Yes, you are missing out on dollars by not associating with those people.

You're a model, right?

Simple example of promotion: Post a few pictures of yourself on /b/ (anonymously, duh), asking who the hell that model is and where you can find "moar". Someone might answer, but ignore them. Answer yourself (anonymously again, duh), along with some more pictures, a link to your site, and links to a gallery or two.

Use the right words, and it's an easy bit of traffic.

Slightly less simple example: Do as above, only now reply in the thread with something along the lines "hai guise. op, that's me. lol" (hi guys. to the original poster: that's me. haha). People will not believe you. Tease them a bit (post some pics), then finally present them with proof: a few timestamped pics featuring you with a shoe on your head, for example.

Adult model turns out to be btard, too: epic. More hits than in example before. Give the impression that you're a geek, too, and that you prefer geeky guys: a few dozen dedicated fans, instantly.

These are just some simple examples, and ones that shouldn't be done exactly as I described them. However, take a more elaborate approach, and a quality model can easily gain a few hundred followers spreading the word.


Simple examples that have already been done:

"The Dating Game". Person suggests game: everyone signs up for a dating site, includes information signifying they're a btard, hooks up with each other. Hundreds of lonely guys = $500+ in a single hour. (as featured on blackhatworld - done to death by now)

"The Revenge Site". Site describing a guy who wants revenge on his girlfriend, includes pictures, for every 10 hits a visitor sends through his own personal link code (no sign up needed), a new picture of the girlfriend is revealed. Hundreds of horny guys = tens of thousands of hits. (as spammed everywhere these days - done to death as well)

"Advice Needed". Spammer: "sup /b/? I need some fappage. anyone got sites featuring very uncommon fetish X?". Spammer, later in the thread: "site X is awesome for that stuff". Spammer again, yet later in that thread: "holy shit! I think I broke my dick fapping to that!". Result: a bit of extremely viral traffic. (again, done to death)

Obviously, you shouldn't use these examples - they've been done so much they don't work anymore. Instead, come up with new things.

A key aspect of 4chan traffic is that it's extremely viral. That means that if you have something good, they will send the link on to (many) others and post it on message boards, social networks, etc.

In the case of a model looking for traffic, that could mean a simple separate site featuring a few very strange photoshoots (strange as in humorous/uncommon, not extreme). If it is entertaining, it will become a source of traffic.

Eyeliner girl.

Doesn't she have anything else to do?

I was expecting this:

http://www.grouchyadmin.com/ip/up/CK...post_sized.jpg

(Evidently this was the 4,000,000th post and made them unhappy. Tormenting 4channers amuses me.

WHO OWNS THE SKY????????????

cracky...

Am I the only one wondering why this 14 year's video is on GFY...?

Looks stupid to me:Oh crap