i would dump the whole lot into gay nude cagefighting...

where u stick about 4-6 fags into a cage with 2 straight guys that have to fight to avoid getting rapped...

a lot of people know what i'm talking about since a good portion of the people in adult have spent time in prison..

Fitty............one .......... :(

in case you haven't noticed:
this is 2009 and not 1999

:2 cents:

I always dreamed of opening Funeral Home...
:)

Damn Serge, you still know how to make the threads to bring 'em out, that's for sure. I haven't seen so much dancing in a thread since 2002. :1orglaugh

Give an industry discount, you'll make a killing off dead porners. :1orglaugh

no can do, Oprano still pays me royalties, right, Gonzo?
:)

need funds?

hey, any of you are PAID to think!?
;)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


I wanted to do something similar - ---EDITED---

But that would be more hardcore

:)

I can use you on the gay site Cherry proposes I get.
:)

they didn't do this shit in my jail! We were all holding hands and reciting poetry!
:)

I need a new hobby...
;)

I do already...I bought STON and get 18%+ yearly dividends :)

$100k for a top notch dating site and in house programmers. $400k marketing budget, that budget should get you 200,000 or so people to join the site as a free member. At least 200,000. Hopefully a lot more.

2% conversion you have 4000 paying members, say its only $20 a month, thats $80k revenue. Factor recurrings and the new free joins you are getting and its bank.

I just sent you an email :thumbsup

burned out on boards? I know one cheap and ready to go if you are interested.

even have shirts and hoodies. :1orglaugh

the older you get, the harder it is to find good hobbies. I am learning that in my thirties already.

I got it, I need time to read it carefully and puncture holes. I'll do it in wee hours of the morning and will get to you. Thank you, man!

Cherry, no boards, please!!!!
I am very copathetic with my closed to the public oldtimers board, I need no more :)

I have some hobbies...I am freshly divorced and started dating!

BTW, they guy who suggested the dating site did you know that:

1) Gary Kremen bought match.com in 1994 because he wanted to get laid!?
2) Software for dating site can be obtain for..FREE, it's "open Source" I lloked into that already.

I wrote it real fast fro the top of my head so there might be minor non sense going on, but hope it makes the picture.

Modeling :)

Yup, I'm still performing (but being selective--I hate the drive between San Diego and LA)!

dave

I really really wouldn't

tube sites

I know a nice cam domain you can plow it into. hehe

i would use it to buy high end servers so i can launch more free tube sites with longer and higher quality videos. couple of warez forums and lots of torrent sites. those do very well.

I'd consider a partner.

Including you. Taking it in the keister from Zing.

oh, did not hear that one. Congrats?

FYI: My good friend started 1andonlypersonals.com - grew it to 180,000 affiliates, $1MM a month in rev. with 70 employees. Match.com had 7 employees and was just starting out when TicketMaster came in and bought them both and put them together. My buddy just met his wife on Match last year. - good story

Survey says 20 000 000 people will get their first tattoo in 2009. :winkwink:

and!? Where is the "beef"?

Let's wait on that. When my ex gets on her feet the congrats will be warranted, everybody got what they wanted at the end, 'til then let's have some patience. :)

You didn't hear because you stopped coming to the closed board :) Not everything is made public nowadays :). I started the blog there, and if you let a single word out - I know where you live :)

Gary sold his domain real cheap, he needed money to fight for sex.com

Serge I got one, I will need another 90 days to talk to you about it though.

I want to get a few things in line with it first.

Sorry to hear about your divorce, I hope all is well for you.

A dating website with cams...put the money into some late night TV advertising and some Guerrilla marketing in all the major cities around the world. I also met my wife from Match.com, I am sure others would love to spend a couple of dollars for a membership in order to meet your future partner.

Non-adult, I would promote the sport of one-wall Handball which is currently huge in New York City...and starting to spread. HandballCity

If someone gave me that money right now...I would put the money into something safe like government securities and let it grow for 10 years...and then leave my day job. 10 years ago I would have day traded that money and thought I would make 10 million...but now I have more sense.:1orglaugh

Handball.....who could have thought?

Joe, this is my favorite business plan (works in personal, life too!)


To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under
the heaven:
2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to
pluck up
that which is planted;
3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time
to build up;
4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to
dance;
5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a
time to
embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

Invest it in people who work hard.

Creative loans to these guys with "great ideas." Take a small % of profits + normal loan payments w/interest.

and a zillion more need tattoo REMOVAL to get rid of their ugly tattoos they regret getting...

I'd invest in it.

Good idea but prostitution is illegal in USA :)

Renting climate controlled space for others to cellar their wine and beer, which typically mean they'd be renting for several years or forever.

hard to compete with the established ones in this economy. The last few vintages of Bordeaux were floppes too
:(

Not legal? WHAT? they just call them bankers and lawyers here instead of hookers!

oh no.....bankers and lawyers are just CUNTS, they don't have what it takes to be hard working prostitutes!

If I *had* to spend it in adult...

A huge fuckin' tube site (the legal kind), doing upsells to a member area with high quality downloads.

With a $500k investment, you should be able to buy enough content and generate enough traffic to reach a decent profitability. Other business models are still more profitable right now, but for most non-niche traffic, that's going to change within the next few years as more surfers discover the tubes.

Allow uploads only from partners, and make it possible for them to sell high quality downloadable videos to your members on the system. You take a cut, of course. Partners would be pre-approved amateurs as well as programs.

Give out short free premium memberships in exchange for people sending in new free members, but cancel that program once you've reached critical mass.

If governments step in against tube sites showing everything to people without age verification (it could still happen), remove access for non-members, convert to a more conventional model.

If profitability drops, switch to a paid-only model. Costs will drop, and you'll be able to continue profiting from existing members as well as some bookmarkers who sign up.

serge, icq me, i have an idea for you that actually is meaningful.

Same here.