What the hell, I'll chime in lol (Long read but I think it's worth it)

Years back I was "Selected" to "work" for a club, (I won't name names or places lol) I was to show up to their local clubhouse for a COC (Confederation Of Clubs) meeting and do a presentation to the 12 clubs of the COC, I took one of my business partners with me, as he'd never been on an actual sales call or presentation with me before, and since his folks knew my contacts very well I figured he'd know how to act on the job, as he was raised around bikers and club politics.

Long story short, I arrive first, wearing my normal casual attire, jeans, black shirt, leather jacket, and my hair was tied back, HE showed up in a fucking suit and tie complete with a fucking briefcase. I'm thinking "This is gonna be one hell of a meeting" lol

Before I can ring the buzzer the door opens up and two big "scary" bikers (diff clubs) are at the door, I tell them "Were here for the meeting, "_________" is expecting us, they take one look at my partner and close the door, few mins later door opens back up and now there is FIVE guys at the door, I repeat my sentence and my parter is looking pretty shaken up, they again close the door and my partner freaks... "Dude we got to get the fuck out of here" and he starts to walk away, I take two steps tword him and the door flies open....

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING, GET IN HERE NOW!" they grabed him and pulled him inside, and let me walk right in, he's shitting bricks (which is odd cause he fucking grew up around most of these guys lol) I get inside the club (KILLER CLUB BTW) and all the members of the "home club" are just laughing, they were watching all of this on their security cameras lol.

I take a seat on a bench and setup the laptop and load up all the shit, grab a beer from bar and find the Prez, he was laughing his ass off at my partner who is STILL scared lol, the meeting gets started, the "home club's" national Prez comes in, introduces us, and we give our presentation, pass out cards (and collected cards from diff clubs/members lol, that floored me to death) and we got the bid.

Right by the close of the meeting, this one dude came over to our bench and just stares at my parter, he looks at me and gives me a wink....

"U SCARED BOY?" he bellows... my partner says.. "y-y-y-y-yes sir"

"What the fuck are you scared about boy, are you a fucking cop?"

Silence

"Um, dude, I say, "he asked you a question, I think you should answer him LOL"

"Uh, huh, wha... oh no, no I'm not a cop sir"

Meanwhile the national prez walks over (as there is also a mini crowd of various club bikers converging on our table, he grabs my partner and says... "Whats wrong?"

My partner just freaks lol

" I I I... LOOK! we were asked to come here and do this work for you and the other clubs, no one wanted to let us in here and I'm fucking scared shitless with all this stuff going on!"

Laughter fills the club, followed by the NP raising his arm up, and the whole place went silent. "WHO did not let you in" he asked, my partner looked around the room, and for the first time of that night I FREAKED a bit, he pointed out the biker who was at the door all three times and said "umm that guy I guess"

The NP called the biker over, said... is this true? "yeah, but their civilians, what was I supposed to do???" "DID they tell you who they were?" "Yeah" "DID they tell you "_____" invited them here tonite?" "Yeah"

S M A C K, the NP socked the dude right in the fucking face, I fucking flipped out, but tried at least to LOOK calm, my parter, I think might have shit himself if not for what happened next....

the NP, then took the biker's hand and SHOOK IT and said... "Perfect, you did EXACTLY what you should have done" then turned around and yelled...

"As far as I'm concerned these two are honorary "___________" and are welcome in ANY of OUR and YOUR houses"

and the whole place erupted in yells and screams and applause, the smacked biker went to my partner and said "sorry dude, just doin my job you know"

What followed was a killer few years with 12 sets of the coolest fucking people I've known in a long time, AND I even made it onto a few federal watch lists cause I worked with and for these clubs lol

good times, good times

I end by saying the ONLY reason I left out names and such is I was taught you do NOT talk about this stuff outside of the clubs, and never ever to civilians lol, I am surprised though to read some of the stuff in this thread lol

-Loki-

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fitty Bikers stories

I think everyone would be surprised about what most of those people are like...


(That and I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the appearance of one or two rather err.. prominant members at the Xbiz awards one year.. :)

Hell Angels have pussy membership requirement, now Al Quada - thats a tough group to get membership. Especially top levels.

wild hogs had a black dude in their outlaw mc

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/w/images/wild-hogs-1.jpg

some red&white pussy

http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypic...ngel-kitty.jpg

99% of bikers that have been in a club or ride with clubs are just normal people with familys, Some of guys we used to ride with, had very high paid jobs and very nice houses, One of our own members was a fully qualified chef, and shit did he do a mean BBQ

speaking of ......
"In March 2007 the Hells Angels filed suit against Walt Disney Motion Pictures Group alleging that the film entitled Wild Hogs used both the name and distinctive logo of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Corporation without permission."

outlaw!

http://www.jbianchi.com/wordpress/wp...pe-hangers.jpg

Now thats what I call huge ape hangers..

Nice pics btw

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that shit is so funny

around these parts you wont be a full patch unless you have killed someone for the HA

What is the rung two or three steps above ape-hangers?

since the mayans were infiltrated (2x), disbanded and their colors seized, there has been a void in outlaw clubs here on the west coast that needs to be filled.

i was figurin i'd start a club to fill it, i'ma call it HELL'S SATANS !

putting a listing up on monster.com soon

youll never catch me watching something like that, so I dont know how it was used, but ive read about that in the past... if i was part of the HA Corp id sue the fuck out Disney too.

i never liked the idea of wearing a target on your back that says me....me right here..im doing something wrong.

other then that...go angels :)

spassibo

Homer Simpsons is way ahead of you there's rn episod he wins a bike and starts his own club, the Hell's Satan:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Most Angels are great guys to hang with and have on your side, i grew up around all of them when my mom was dating a member and know alot of them personally.

Ive scared quite a few of my neighbors a few times over the summer when i had a bunch of angels and soliders over my house for a BBQ.

The president of the Hells Angels Amsterdam is colored.

Amsterdamn doesn't count....I'm talking about real original Good Ole American Hells Angels.

bet he's real comfortable on a long ride:1orglaugh

DOH!

well, i'll have to go with my 2nd choice- the asphalt boozers!

Heres the club we used to go to in St Marys, Southampton. We had some real good times down here.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...outhampton.jpg

Hate to break it to you, but they are International and have been for a very long time.

there have been several trials over the last years here - mostly because of fights between HA and Bandidos. sometimes the Hells Angels beat up some Bandidos, then some Bandidos killed an Hells Angel. funny is just that hardly anyone ever gets sentenced. i think the biggest incident was when the Bandidos blew up an Hells Angels club with a rocket launcher in Denmark a couple of years ago.

yes, most of those guys are just normal people riding bikes. but some of them i don't want to have as enemies for sure

doesnt sound like Denmark likes the bikers too much

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hells_Angels

lol

all i have to say is i was born and raised in Oakland. The home of Sonny and people really have no idea what's, what....

everyone's an expert on 1%ers

what's the saying...

those that know, dont say and those that don't know, don't say no more...:1orglaugh

The grandfather of my two eldest children co-founded the Sydney (Australia) chapter of the Hell's Angels. I know that different chapters have different requirements, and it's a lot harder to be nominated than most would think.

He had a mad collection of Harleys including a 1919 model and a few fully restored 1942 WLAs. He offered me a ride of his favourite WLA before he offered his two sons a ride (which caused them to wheel stand the fuck out of my K100 BMW - not good for a shaft driven bike lol). I really enjoyed my first ride on a Harley - the 1942 WLA with the suicide shift, army green, and as original as sin! :thumbsup:

John was an ex speeedway champ, and used to make his own parts. I met some of Australia's nastiest bikers from a lot of different clubs in his backyard while consuming copious amounts of the golden nectar. :winkwink:

He was a hard man but very fair! :thumbsup

one scary organization if you ask me man

Used to live on the same block with one of their hangouts back in the 80's. For the most part they were quiet and you'd never know they were there. I was just a kid then, but unless you start shit it seems gangs like this leave pedestrians alone.

They were started in America right?.....You have to be white to join right?.....And to get any rank you need to have committed some sort of violence right?

So what difference does it make if it's international...That point is moot in this argument.

I know some guys that were 'affiliated' with HA in prison. pretty nice guys..

farfen-nugen!!!

LOL I figured it was more hardcore than that...

do they still do a, like , "jumping in" of members, so to speak?

I see them "cool" too. :thumbsup

LOL it is archaic, that shit should be in bold :winkwink:

Hells Angels remember like a airforce squad or something like that!

fascinating read guys! I wonder if there is a little people motorcycle club? L O L

Mickey Mouse Club? Oh shit wait, that would be MMC:error Beats me :1orglaugh

Done it. :disgust

I was raised by a Hells Angel.

At 8 years old I was stealing plates in the lots. Good times.

mostly yep...

ironic as it may be... if in general a guywas a douchebag or a 'bad' guy... they didnt generally like them either...