i still topped her roast beef sandwich off with some salami loaf didnt charge her a dime either, even gave her extra mayo. :pimp

ummm it means you got shit on it?

nope i showered after fucking you in the ass. BITCH :warning

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OK so i called her today and asked her about what she meant, and she told me

"it was obvious that i was telling you that your cock was huge, it was the biggest i had ever seen, if you were in the car with me on the highway we would have to pull into the weigh station because your huge cock would put us over transport capacity".

but thanks for trying guys, i know you guys like to make fun because everyone here wants to be me, but you will always be a try hard, but think about it! what is better? a try hard MetaMan or you being yourself? what will get you farther in life, the answer is pretty dam clear imho.

Oh please. If you had a big dick you would not feel the need to post about it. You would know that you had it. :2 cents:

Brag = Little Dick

NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

how many times do i have to tell you i tap dime pieces, you are a close 6,

you know how they talk about natural beauty, you are naturally ugly.

Haha, like I care what you think. You are such a joke on here. You are not hot, you are broke and you try and brag about shit that you do not have. No one on here wants to fuck your little dick. There are way hotter guys on here than your lame ass. Go back to your hookers and leave the adults on here to talk. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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im sorry Jane but i will not pay you for sex.

you are one of those chicks if you put a $20 bill on your dick you will fuck it. so that would make you the hooker? so again NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU! :warning

i like professional women, and no im sorry taking off your clothes does not make you professional.

you seem to be good at eating weiners, maybe you should join that PROFESSIONAL FOOD EATING LEAGUE?

you could be the next Joey Chestnut! YOU EAT THEM WEINERS GIRL! YOU GO FOR IT! GO GET EM TIGER!

change your name to "Jane Bratwurst" its all in the stars jane all in the stars.

Nice event,you know how to be a storyteller :thumbsup

We all know that you suck dick for money. Nice try, but I am not a hooker. Everyone on here laughs at you and your pathetc attempt to try and pass yourself off as hot or having money. It is sad that you spend so much time on here trying to fit in with people that you can not even compete with. Everyone on here is hotter and better than you. You are like the fat kid no one wants on their PE team. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"I am not a hooker" o o o sorry my bad you are a "professional escort" i take hooker back.

everyone here loves me, i do not know a single person who dislikes me. i am the most popular person on here. i make people laugh, cry, i am action. i deserve an oscar, my life is like a best picture movie.

i am def the hottest but i do not brag about having the most money ever. but nice try Jane Bratwurst.

I was the kid on the Teams in jr high and high school getting the little VIP trophies and the free Pepsi shirts. BALLIN!

now run along you little trick i dont like associating with below average women it makes me look bad.

im the pimp youze the hoe now take a boot to the ass from my gators because YOU GOTS TO GO! :warning

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Jane Bratwurst you have 3 customers waiting! HURRY UP AND GET OUT THERE! :warning

Haha. You do make people laugh that is for sure. To bad it is usually at you and not with you. See you later little man. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That you have big head
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HAHAH i love how as soon as she saw the corner open she peaces. :1orglaugh

In calling me a hooker you would have to prove that on here or you can get banned. So prove it or I will will have to send Eric a message. Everyone on here knows the only dick that I suck and have ever shot with is my husbands. That is one dick, not many like you try and claim. :thumbsup

ok ill do that as soon as you prove i have a small dick. my big dick is a huge part of my business in porn. dont sling mud if you cant take it in return. you will find yourself on the losing end with me. stay out of my threads and you will have no problems. dont you people learn?

CANT STAND THE HEAT STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

you got owned so bad and now you are whining. I LOVE IT! you come in here thinking you will ruffle my feathers then you walk away with your tail between your legs. :1orglaugh

You said I was a professional escort and a hooker. Saying that on here you need to have proof since that is a personal attack. You started this thread talking about your big cock so saying it is small is not an attack. That is stating my opinion. So you better have proof that I have ever been an escort or hooker. I have never been either so good luck in giving Eric any proof. I can stand the heat, I have proven that time and time again. What I can't stand is people like you who call women in adult hookers and escorts. Being naked on a website is not that same as fucking a person for money. I will not miss you when you are gone. :winkwink:

*ROTFLMAO*

Real pimps don't EVER need to advertise their exploits (like you do) or waste time in virtual dick measuring contests (like you do). It's a waste of time and there is too much pussy in the world to be had.

From the way you talk, the only thing "big" about you is probably your imagination. JaneB is right on point with her analysis. Men who are used to getting pussy on time, all the time, don't have the time to "brag".

Face it. That trick is playing you for a fiddle. It's too bad that the only thing that keeps you going is your imagination and the fact that some women simply love to fuck and "any dick will do".

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whoa whoa i dont remember putting any other girls in the same group ass your dumbass, now that would be insulting to them! i would never stoop that low.

why dont you read back where you said i slept with hookers? is that an opinion also? :1orglaugh

you honestly cannot be this stupid. get a straightener you nappy head HO

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VA

Yes you have said the same thing about other women on here. I will send those links to Eric as well. If anyone does not agree with you, you go off on them. You attack women on here way worse them men. You started this thread about yourself. Rule 3 says to stick with the issues, which in this thread would be your cock. You pulled the escort and hooker shit out of your ass. That breaks rule 3. I just sent Eric a message asking him to look at your posts. I hope that you can prove what you said. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i know there is probably a dick blocking your screen but:

you were the first one to mention hookers, so good job at keeping on topic Jane.

so please prove how i should go back to hookers. you have offended me very much, and i am having trouble working. the black girl i picked up read this thread and now is wondering why someone is telling me to go back to hookers. you have ruined my life. forever people on gfy will think i sleep with hookers when i do not. please take it back jane please take it back. i am ruined.

i am done arguing with someone as low intelligence as yourself it is painful. you cant even remember stuff you posted 15min ago.

QUOTE=MetaMan;15528343]i know there is probably a dick blocking your screen but:



you were the first one to mention hookers, so good job at keeping on topic Jane.

so please prove how i should go back to hookers. you have offended me very much, and i am having trouble working. the black girl i picked up read this thread and now is wondering why someone is telling me to go back to hookers. you have ruined my life. forever people on gfy will think i sleep with hookers when i do not. please take it back jane please take it back. i am ruined.[/QUOTE]



Actually I can prove the hookers. You have talked about having hookers in threads that you have made on here. So the proof on that is in your own postings. I suggest you look up your old threads. So If Eric asks for the links about you taking about hookers I can send him those links. I have never once talked about being an escort or hooker. You like to just call me those names. I am done with you. I am not the one that you need to prove things to. You should watch what you post, sometimes it comes back to bite you in the ass. Bye. :2 cents::thumbsup

ok go prove it you little sleuth!

no no you dont have to prove things you are allowed to make up whatever you want about someone because you take a dick on camera. good for u! :thumbsup

Read your old postings retard. You state in some of them that you have been with hookers. You know how to look up your old threads. I guess you do not remember all of the 21,000 plus postings that you have made. I suck my husband dick on my website. I own all the content. I am so glad that you are worried about me sucking my husband's dick. I will be sure to tell him that you care about his dick. Perhaps you should worry a little less about I do and more about yourself. :winkwink:

o now im an etard! wow jane! you sure do stick to the threads! i player like myself has never had to get with a hooker or escort, if you saw my pic you would get that pretty dam fast.

this is you when it comes to cocks:
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GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!

Yep I do gobble Greg's cock well. He said thanks for caring and learn how to write in English. :thumbsup

Jane, for the love of whatever.. please shut the fuck up. You're being trolled and falling for it like a dumb ass.

Oh and feel free to run to Eric or Ice and tell on me. I'll be happy to prove your stupidity.

Being stupid does not break rules idiot. Calling people hookers and escorts does. MYOB for once on here and go update your site. :2 cents:

Mind my own business for once... ummm sure toots, whatever you say. But nice try with the idiot remark, coming from you it truly hurts my e-feelings.

Also, my sites are updated.. daily. I'm just here reading some shit while videos save for a affiliate.

Try harder next time hooker, go ahead and keep your 2 cents... you surly need it more then me.

HOLY FUCK JANE YOU GOT SERVED! I AM IN TEARS OVER HERE! :1orglaugh

Really. I didn't realize it was July 15th of 2008. You clearly need the money more than me. If you had cash you could update. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh http://www.sicmade.net

You are actually fun to play with. He is an idiot and got himself owned. He updates daily but his homepage has not been updated since July 15th, 2008. I think someone should tell him it is February of 2009. :winkwink:

lol this thread is too funny

OH NOES... you got me a good one there. I'm happy that you are able to crack yourself up.

All ass, no brains... shameful really.

Clearly, no one has ever let a site die, but left it up for relevant search ranks and existing traffic, but congrats on locating the one site of mine I listed in my profile, I know it was a difficult task. Would you care to point out any other sites I own or run?

Please, with you all powerful infinite wisdom, please tell me what having cash has to do with posting a post in wordpress. Wait here's a clue.. perhaps that the site is still live and running at least means I have the cash to pay my Nat Net hosting bill monthly.

Here's some more advice for your retarded hooker ass... Before you pass out advice, be willing to follow it yourself....

Sample.. MYOB. Nowhere in this thread did it say calling all hookers and escorts, please come chime in, yet you did anyways. That would be you NOT minding your own business.

Next, you want to run to Eric and Ice about rule breaking... What about the rule that says stick to the subject? Can you tell me what the post is about? Of course you can't because you took a thread that was meant to be fun and turned it into a Jane B pissing match. Just as you do with every other thread you post in.

So be sure, when bugging Eric and Ice to respectfully request that they ban you too for breaking the rules you covet and threaten others with so much.

Now please, shut the fuck up.

That's ownage? Please bitch, bow down and beg... perhaps I'll send you some change to buy a clue

Classic MetaMan...