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Redmanthatcould 02-20-2009 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15525455)
give me 5min with any chick you have ever been with and they will forget you ever existed, give me 10min and they will think they are in heaven, anything past 10min i charge $100 per fucking minute. but they wake up feeling like a new woman.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Have I told you lately that I love you?

MetaMan 02-20-2009 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 15528622)
That's ownage? Please bitch, bow down and beg... perhaps I'll send you some change to buy a clue

it is a sad sad thing when someone is getting owned and somehow in their twisted mind convinces themselves they are somehow winning. :1orglaugh

your post actually made me into fucking tears! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15528634)
Classic MetaMan...

i am a fine wine that only gets better with age. once ladies have a taste they cannot go back to the cheap stuff.

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 15528638)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Have I told you lately that I love you?

:kisskiss

ZEE META IS ALL EBOOT ZEE LOOV

JaneB 02-20-2009 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 15528605)
OH NOES... you got me a good one there. I'm happy that you are able to crack yourself up.

All ass, no brains... shameful really.

Clearly, no one has ever let a site die, but left it up for relevant search ranks and existing traffic, but congrats on locating the one site of mine I listed in my profile, I know it was a difficult task. Would you care to point out any other sites I own or run?

Please, with you all powerful infinite wisdom, please tell me what having cash has to do with posting a post in wordpress. Wait here's a clue.. perhaps that the site is still live and running at least means I have the cash to pay my Nat Net hosting bill monthly.

Here's some more advice for your retarded hooker ass... Before you pass out advice, be willing to follow it yourself....

Sample.. MYOB. Nowhere in this thread did it say calling all hookers and escorts, please come chime in, yet you did anyways. That would be you NOT minding your own business.

Next, you want to run to Eric and Ice about rule breaking... What about the rule that says stick to the subject? Can you tell me what the post is about? Of course you can't because you took a thread that was meant to be fun and turned it into a Jane B pissing match. Just as you do with every other thread you post in.

So be sure, when bugging Eric and Ice to respectfully request that they ban you too for breaking the rules you covet and threaten others with so much.

Now please, shut the fuck up.


You are the retard that said you update daily and you are the idiot that has that link as your homepage. Wow I am so glad that you follow what I do. It is nice to know that you have so much free time to follow me around. It is always nice to know that you care. Love you too. :)

Overload 02-20-2009 04:29 PM

simple ... yer shriveled up wiener has been in the microwave for too long lol

sicone 02-20-2009 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 15528695)
You are the retard that said you update daily and you are the idiot that has that link as your homepage. Wow I am so glad that you follow what I do. It is nice to know that you have so much free time to follow me around. It is always nice to know that you care. Love you too. :)

I feel sorry for your husband.. babysitting a clueless twit like you has to be stressful. Does he actually take you out in public and allow you to speak?

brizzad 02-20-2009 04:44 PM

it means your cock doesn't have a job

JaneB 02-20-2009 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 15528758)
I feel sorry for your husband.. babysitting a clueless twit like you has to be stressful. Does he actually take you out in public and allow you to speak?

He laughed at that. He said he feels sorry for the men on here that having nothing better to do than bother the women. He also said if I was posting to MetaMan, then you should not have jumped in. He agrees it is none of your business what I say to him or anyone else on this forum. I have met many people on this forum and we get along great. They all know that I am not stupid and we actually laugh about the stuff we post on here. Some of us are smart enough to realize this site is full of shit. You take shit on here way to seriously. Pull that stick out of your ass someday. :thumbsup

PAR 02-20-2009 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 15525411)
Before you get all excited at the thought of the possibility that you are hung like an African Mandingo, keep in mind that:

1. You picked that trick up from the bar. Tricks are notorious liars when they want something (it's almost the end of the month, ya know...)
2. She might not have had her contacts in or her glasses on
3. The bruising from all the jerking off might not have cleared up yet (discoloration)
4. You didn't hear the last part of what she said: "DAM FOR A WHITE BOY YOU HAVE A NIGGA COCK...a baby nigga cock"
5. And lastly, if that trick had the time to talk and/or ponder the size of your dick, you weren't doing something right. When a black woman has a true nigga cock in her presence, she gets right down to business. In the words of the infamous Lady Saw - "NO Long Talking".

For your perusal, listen to what she has to say for herself:


lol
no shit... I was thinking she was saying that it looked like he was using a used condom lol j/k

MetaMan 02-20-2009 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 15528809)
He laughed at that. He said he feels sorry for the men on here that having nothing better to do than bother the women..

start a poll pretty sure you bother 99% of the guys.

i lied 100%.

if he wants to jump in he can jump in, only so many people can take your annoying ass bitching for an hour, fuck it is like talking to a cement wall! i am glad he jumped in i got to sit back and laugh my fucking ass off as he owned you. it was like a double team owning fest lol.

and you still cant even realize it that is what is so hilarious.

JaneB 02-20-2009 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15528840)
start a poll pretty sure you bother 99% of the guys.

i lied 100%.

if he wants to jump in he can jump in, only so many people can take your annoying ass bitching for an hour, fuck it is like talking to a cement wall! i am glad he jumped in i got to sit back and laugh my fucking ass off as he owned you. it was like a double team owning fest lol.

and you still cant even realize it that is what is so hilarious.


No I don't. I talk to a lot of the men on here in threads and off of here too. They actually find men like you that call women names annoying as hell. Many of them have said that over and over on this foum. You seem to think it is funny, but real men do not have to call women names. Sicone did not come to your aid. He said he was basically bored, which is why most of the people even come on here. They blow off steam. They do not brag about their dicks. Only you do that. You really do need to learn to write in English. :2 cents:

hankphone 02-20-2009 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15524949)
It means you probably have babies all over that you don't take care of and your dick smells all musky and shit.

hahahaha:thumbsup

MetaMan 02-20-2009 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 15528913)
No I don't. I talk to a lot of the men on here in threads and off of here too. They actually find men like you that call women names annoying as hell. Many of them have said that over and over on this foum. You seem to think it is funny, but real men do not have to call women names. Sicone did not come to your aid. He said he was basically bored, which is why most of the people even come on here. They blow off steam. They do not brag about their dicks. Only you do that. You really do need to learn to write in English. :2 cents:

where the fuck did i say i needed aid or it was aid? you were already owned, if he wanted to come in for the kill thats his choice not mine. i have no online contacts with him other then GFY so dont float your boat.

HAHHA typical pornstar woman you are used to every guy kissing your ass and as soon as one doesnt its the end of the fucking world and he is an asshole LOL. guess what honey you arent all that great. i prefer people liking me for being the funniest mother fucker on the planet not because i take off my clothes and smile like i want them when i dont.

i put chicks like you in their place so real women can get ahead.

i got no probs if you do what you do but dont act like you should be treated like some celeb because i could care less. i am a real man because i dont need to kiss your ass i prefer REAL WOMEN.

and dont get me started about how i treat my women, i treat them like gold, many women from GFY know me offline and would agree. if you only knew, i have never even cheated in my life. i am single i am allowed to go out and have fun with single ladies but you can bet i am honest with every single one i meet.

i am the master spinner and i will spin your head in circles so try not to get to dizzy along the way.

brassmonkey 02-20-2009 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by geedub (Post 15526454)
id say you have hiv

if you think hiv is a black only problem somethings wrong

brassmonkey 02-20-2009 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by minddust (Post 15528215)

got dammit:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JaneB 02-20-2009 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15529007)
where the fuck did i say i needed aid or it was aid? you were already owned, if he wanted to come in for the kill thats his choice not mine. i have no online contacts with him other then GFY so dont float your boat.

HAHHA typical pornstar woman you are used to every guy kissing your ass and as soon as one doesnt its the end of the fucking world and he is an asshole LOL. guess what honey you arent all that great. i prefer people liking me for being the funniest mother fucker on the planet not because i take off my clothes and smile like i want them when i dont.

i put chicks like you in their place so real women can get ahead.

i got no probs if you do what you do but dont act like you should be treated like some celeb because i could care less. i am a real man because i dont need to kiss your ass i prefer REAL WOMEN.

and dont get me started about how i treat my women, i treat them like gold, many women from GFY know me offline and would agree. if you only knew, i have never even cheated in my life. i am single i am allowed to go out and have fun with single ladies but you can bet i am honest with every single one i meet.

i am the master spinner and i will spin your head in circles so try not to get to dizzy along the way.


Haha. Biggest bullshit posting of 2009. I do not want nor expect anyone to kiss my ass. I like how you think you know me and what I am like off of this forum. I hate ass kissers. Since you think your dick is so big, here is a good theme song for you.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=V4df_DbFzEM

Iron Fist 02-20-2009 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15528507)

LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 02-21-2009 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15528213)
ok ill do that as soon as you prove i have a small dick.

LOL

fuckin hilarious!

CarlosTheGaucho 02-21-2009 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 15528638)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Have I told you lately that I love you?

That's GAY! :winkwink:

Reak AGV 02-21-2009 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15524541)

so she scopes me checking her out and BOOM she gets hit by the most deep blue eyes you will ever see, once women see my eyes they are LOCKED.

My eyes are a good selling point too, yet I prefer to use my wallet for it :thumbsup

MetaMan 02-21-2009 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Reak AGV (Post 15530250)
My eyes are a good selling point too, yet I prefer to use my wallet for it :thumbsup

MANNNNN i just rolled in.

i dont use my wallet ever these chicks dont be treating me like no bacon.

i serve them something large and in charge and they thank me for it. these girls started calling me the taxman because i be taxin their asses all day long.

HorseShit 02-21-2009 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 15528442)
Jane, for the love of whatever.. please shut the fuck up. You're being trolled and falling for it like a dumb ass.

Oh and feel free to run to Eric or Ice and tell on me. I'll be happy to prove your stupidity.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
JaneB is so stupid


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