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aniloscash 03-03-2009 11:00 PM

I would rather have 9 toes

SomeCreep 03-03-2009 11:02 PM

vomitttttttt

maxjohan 03-03-2009 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 15579614)
what?!

you can't leave a sore like that closed off and wrapped up without cleaning it for a fucking week. specially if it was infected already??????

1. you should be cleaning it daily
2. it should be allowed to breath and not be covered up for so long
3. you should be on a heavy prescription of anti-biotics

It's amazing I have to fucking surf the net to get answers. I think I spent 4 hours last week.

I have anti-biotics now, so I'm gonna use it.

I just regged... www.freehealthc*reincompetence.com

I haven't even told you guys about our universal health care. It like they let in any monkey to be doctor were I live.

I guess it's only an inflammation I see. Hopefully my body can handle it, but the black parts are Gross, along with the "Juicy flesh"

papill0n 03-04-2009 01:52 AM

start cutting your other toenails!

now!

papill0n 03-04-2009 01:52 AM

and yeah man that's gotta hurt, hope it heals soon for ya heh

Reak AGV 03-04-2009 02:00 AM

Keep on the socks when you fuck the girly :)

bbobby86 03-04-2009 03:29 AM

socks on yeaaa... oooo... it`s uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

ilbb 03-04-2009 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 15578721)
Sucks about your toe, man, but the fact that you don't bother to clip your other toe nails kind of tells me a little something about you, too. You could climb a tree with those talons...

I thought the same

Mutt 03-04-2009 03:52 AM

that is a complete EXCUSE - you not getting laid has almost nothing to do with that toenail thing. 90% of guys who had that would still be getting laid - you have other issues definitely and are using this as an excuse. you could easily fuck a girl on a one nighter with your socks on and even if she asked what's the deal you could say 'heh - i'm weird' or 'none of your business'. that's how it looks after surgery so it's gross - i bet it wasn't even that bad looking before you had the surgery. That you don't trim your other normal toenails i think says something.

there are guys who have one leg, no legs, paralyzed guys in wheelchairs, guys who weigh 400 pounds - a lot of them still get laid. not my supermodels of course - you probably are one of those guys who won't compromise - a guy who is a 4 or a 5 who somehow thinks he should be banging 7's and 8's or even 9's.

why are u blaming the doctor anyway? you had surgery - of course your toe looks like hell.

Mutt 03-04-2009 04:33 AM

the above post isn't to be mean or unsympathetic - but if you haven't been laid in 6 years and it's bothering you don't use something like an ingrown toenail deflect your attention away from the real problem or you'll never get past it - because once your toe is better you'll just move on to some other problem and use that as an excuse.

i used to go to a shrink and wait in the waiting area each week - there was this young East Indian guy there often, every time I saw him all he wanted me to look at was this mark/mole on his nose - he was obsessed with it, it wasn't even an ugly thing, just a dark kinda small splotch on his nose, something people would barely notice and if they did not even think it was anything bad, but he had let it become a huge obsession.

good luck with the toe and getting laid soon :thumbsup

ro8in 03-04-2009 04:38 AM

Are your other toenails compensating for the one thats missing?

Clip those suckers!

CaptainHowdy 03-04-2009 04:46 AM

Why not having sex is such a big problem??

gimo33 03-04-2009 05:02 AM

You had that toe for 6 years???

tranza 03-04-2009 06:47 AM

Damn...that looks pretty bad...take care of that!

GirlBri 03-05-2009 09:14 PM

i'd say get it cut off, but then you won't walk. sucks. i'm sorry

Marcus Aurelius 03-05-2009 09:16 PM

Damn. that is a nasty looking toe.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-05-2009 09:17 PM

you sure it's that toe, and not simply the fact that you are too incompetent to cut the incredibly long nails on the rest of them?

PSSuperstars 03-05-2009 09:24 PM

The entire nail needs to be removed... when I used to do cross country running.. my toe nails would get infected... like freshman, sophomore, junior years... from the pounding on the ground and my weird ass feet.... When it got bad.. they'd just remove the whole nail.. and start over.

You need to be soaking it in salt and peroxide.... with water... half a cup of peroxide.. warm water.. and some salt.. 30 mins in the morning... 30 mins at night...

When the infection is gone.. find a doc who will remove the entire nail..

Geezus.

PSSuperstars 03-05-2009 09:26 PM

Dude just sent the pic to my mom..
she wanted to know if you're overweight/borderline diabetic?

That could be why it's not healing.. you don't have circulation down there..

But yeah.. SHe still says salt water/peroxide foot baths twice a day... :( :( :(

It looks so painful.

Tom_PM 03-05-2009 09:31 PM

I only have half a left index fingernail. Well looking at it now, it's more like 4/5ths.
Did you know that smoking curls your nails? I didnt until a nurse at the cardiologists office told me. True story. Uninteresting, but true.

Niktamer 03-05-2009 09:34 PM

huuuhhh i can smell it from here... please do something

Diomed 03-05-2009 09:53 PM

Climb a tree with those talons.. oh fuck that's good.

Just keep those puppies inside some hot sweaty slippers and let the bacteria manifest,

then you can simply cut your prey once and find them dead 30 minutes later via smell.

Kind of like komodo dragon's :2 cents:

pentae 03-06-2009 01:06 AM

Dude that toe is fucked. I still have funky toes from ingrown toenails from a free healthcare doctor when I was 16, I had to pay a private podiatrist to fix the damage, and it was permanant. You need to soak that fucker in a salt bath twice a day, you need to pay top dollars to a podiatrist, and sad to say it but your gonna have to get that fucking nail removed, or get some serious surgery by a professional.

I am gagging just thinking of the smell. Once the smell isnt that bad just keep it bandaged up tight with some socks on, and nothing is stopping you from getting laid.. you just wont be doing any beach parties any time soon.

Good Luck bud

the Shemp 03-06-2009 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSSuperstars (Post 15590138)
Dude just sent the pic to my mom..
she wanted to know if you're overweight/borderline diabetic?

That could be why it's not healing.. you don't have circulation down there..

But yeah.. SHe still says salt water/peroxide foot baths twice a day... :( :( :(

It looks so painful.

diabetes is possible for sure..next step is amputation

SpicyM 03-06-2009 02:50 AM

I cant believe this happens in Sweden.. I always thought your health care is top notch. :(

the Shemp 03-06-2009 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 15590830)
I cant believe this happens in Sweden.. I always thought your health care is top notch. :(

the amputation will be free...

DarkJedi 03-06-2009 03:15 AM

:throwup


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