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tranza 03-04-2009 01:53 PM

Thanks for sharing

Dafne 03-04-2009 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15582361)

Lmao. Thank you fartfly.

cherrylula 03-04-2009 01:54 PM

My favorite was getting a parking ticket at about 2pm, when the sign clearly said NO PARKING 12-1pm. Went into a bank for 10 minutes, came out had a ticket.

I had to jump through hoops, but they dropped the ticket.

I wanted to file a complaint against the person who ticketed me, but didn't bother as the ticket writing wasn't even legible and the issue really pissed me off. So when it was dropped I moved on.

I was illegally ticketed.

minddust 03-04-2009 01:55 PM

Speed Kills.

CIVMatt 03-04-2009 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave90210 (Post 15580284)
I got a speeding ticket for almost $300 for going only 16 miles an hour above the speed limit. The clerk lied to me about my extension and I got another $700 in fines. People are getting robbed in California. Go to a traffic court there's allot of people yelling and crying because the governments illegaly increasing taxes on fees and fines. They tricked me into thinking if I was only 1 day late all I had to pay was a $10 assesment fee which was bullshit and that came from a supervisor. So when I came back from work in SF today and asked why she didn't tell me about the additional $700 in fees for being one day late she said she didn't think I was concerned about that, even though I made it very clear I needed to know if there would be more fees if I was a few days late and the only one she said I would get is a $10 fee.

I have an answere to solve the high taxes and fees in California and it will likely fix or budget. GET RID OF THE ILLEGAL ALIENS AND DEPORT ALL OF THEM!!!!

I just got back from the grocery store and there are all these poor illegal immigrants with 4 or more kids buying food for there anchor babies with our tax dollars, they get these WIC checks!!! Got to any larger hispanic community in Los Angeles and nearly 90% of those illegal families likely millions just in LA pay for there food with food stamps and WIC. Quit a allot have jobs and don't pay taxes like the rest of us and if they where paying taxes they likely wouldn't be elgible due to income. Everytime they have a kid and they have allot guess who pays for it? THE TAX PAYERS!!! Why raise taxes and fees on Americans who pay taxes and give illegals free everything?????

Some people say they don't take our good jobs which is BULLSHIT!!!! allot of these illegals speak perfect english and blend in with everyone else. They work as servers in high class resturants, secretarys at dr offices, they are receptionists at law firms. They get paid under the table and they pay NO TAXES!!! There's allot of white people here from australia, germany, Italy and I have known a few that had great jobs as architects, welders etc mostly skilled trades like construction where they make over $13 plus an hour. Tom Lykis had a call in show where he had an illegal hour where all the illegals called in Los Angeles, allot had no accents and had great jobs, when you think of illegals most people think of non english speaking people from mexico but think again the problem is much bigger than you think.

I'm pissed off because it effected me today and this year to live in California I have to pay several thousand more dollars in taxes.

Which is exactly why people are leaving California in droves and Colorado is flying banners around the sky's tempting business to move to there.

BobG 03-04-2009 01:58 PM

stealing parts of a continent isn't easy. problems like this inevitably pop up time to time.

smutnut 03-04-2009 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BobG (Post 15582509)
stealing parts of a continent isn't easy. problems like this inevitably pop up time to time.

Hey, we got cougars in california! both kinds! :thumbsup

JP-pornshooter 03-04-2009 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15582321)
I used to work for a shuttle company that takes people to/from the airport. I was taking an elderly couple from LAX to the cruise ship terminal in San Pedro.

As I was coming down the off ramp going the posted speed on the off ramp of 45mph I heard a siren. To my left, a wall of ice plant meant to deaden sound waves. To my right more ice plant and some trees.

I started coming to a stop but wasn't sure yet if the guy was behind me so I am just cautiously slowing down almost to a crawl. The elderly couple is wondering why I am stopping.

I finally spot the ambulance. It is behind a wall of bushes and trees in the median of the cross street. So I come to a complete stop even though I have a green light. I am now approximately 1 foot into the intersection.

The ambulance also comes to a complete stop only he is about 5 feet into the intersection. They don't "run" red lights... it is policy to stop and then pass through them when they see everyone else has stopped (even if they have the green light).

The motorcycle cop behind him didn't think he'd actually stop and almost plowed into the back of the ambulance. He looked at me and figured I made the ambulance stop by entering the intersection and proceeded to write me a ticket. For $580. The old man in back of my van is cussing at the cop and telling him what kind of dumbshit he is and that he is lucky they got a shuttle because at least I heard the siren and didn't plow through the intersection.

The old man goes with me to court and I fight it. He tells the judge how he would have plowed through the intersection. I did a good deed.

They sent him to the DMV to be retested to keep his license!

I got my fine...

So I sent the cop and the judge both Christmas cards. Took a nice pic of me and the old man... Two detectives showed up at my house asking me if I wanted bad things to happen to anyone involved. Asked if I owned guns... Yes, I have 2 shotguns. Can we see them? Check them out.. Don't know what for.. Standard issue 30" barrel shotguns for duck hunting. Ask if I own any knives. Sure do... Ask to see them... Checking blade lengths I guess. Then I got a strongly worded letter in the mail from the district attorney to never send either the cop or the judge correspondence again or try to contact them in any way.

Fucking love our system of justice...

good story but you prolly should not have sent them the love letter..
though i agree, you did not deserve the fine... however sometimes you just gotta let it slide off the back end.. and think of the times where you did deserve a fine but never got one.

papill0n 03-04-2009 02:18 PM

I think you don't know how good you got it.

Tom_PM 03-04-2009 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15582321)
I used to work for a shuttle company that takes people to/from the airport. I was taking an elderly couple from LAX to the cruise ship terminal in San Pedro.

As I was coming down the off ramp going the posted speed on the off ramp of 45mph I heard a siren. To my left, a wall of ice plant meant to deaden sound waves. To my right more ice plant and some trees.

I started coming to a stop but wasn't sure yet if the guy was behind me so I am just cautiously slowing down almost to a crawl. The elderly couple is wondering why I am stopping.

I finally spot the ambulance. It is behind a wall of bushes and trees in the median of the cross street. So I come to a complete stop even though I have a green light. I am now approximately 1 foot into the intersection.

The ambulance also comes to a complete stop only he is about 5 feet into the intersection. They don't "run" red lights... it is policy to stop and then pass through them when they see everyone else has stopped (even if they have the green light).

The motorcycle cop behind him didn't think he'd actually stop and almost plowed into the back of the ambulance. He looked at me and figured I made the ambulance stop by entering the intersection and proceeded to write me a ticket. For $580. The old man in back of my van is cussing at the cop and telling him what kind of dumbshit he is and that he is lucky they got a shuttle because at least I heard the siren and didn't plow through the intersection.

The old man goes with me to court and I fight it. He tells the judge how he would have plowed through the intersection. I did a good deed.

They sent him to the DMV to be retested to keep his license!

I got my fine...

So I sent the cop and the judge both Christmas cards. Took a nice pic of me and the old man... Two detectives showed up at my house asking me if I wanted bad things to happen to anyone involved. Asked if I owned guns... Yes, I have 2 shotguns. Can we see them? Check them out.. Don't know what for.. Standard issue 30" barrel shotguns for duck hunting. Ask if I own any knives. Sure do... Ask to see them... Checking blade lengths I guess. Then I got a strongly worded letter in the mail from the district attorney to never send either the cop or the judge correspondence again or try to contact them in any way.

Fucking love our system of justice...


I hate to quote a long post just to say OMG that sucks man.. but oh my god that sucks man.. I'd have fought for you too. They're just bullies in some places. I dont know how else to describe that in gentle terms.. just bullies "because they can". No good deed goes unpunished. :disgust

Oh uh.. 50

BobG 03-04-2009 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 15582614)
Hey, we got cougars in california! both kinds! :thumbsup

Indeed. :)

smutnut 03-04-2009 02:24 PM



Okay, I hope this works. Otherwise Arnold's going to be made at me! I just got off the phone with him and he said, "I'll be back!"

We're about to move into secession. America is too fucking right wing hardcore for us. We're taking the Northeast with us.

d-null 03-04-2009 02:45 PM

you sound like a hater


the "illegals" are actually good for the economy :2 cents:

dave90210 03-04-2009 02:51 PM

I wish I could move there, I'm in the entertainment business and I shoot porn so I need to stay in LA. But the first chance I get I'm moving.


Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 15582496)
Which is exactly why people are leaving California in droves and Colorado is flying banners around the sky's tempting business to move to there.


Atticus 03-04-2009 02:52 PM

Jesus. Stop bitching. Yeah you werent speeding, totally nice to everyone involved, not sarcastic blah blah blah. As someone else said, dont speed. #2, dont be late. If they did mislead you that sucks but its your fault for being late by the day in the first place. Not like they give you a ticket and then tell you to pay it by sundown. You have weeks if not months. It's like the people who go overdrawn on their bank accounts and get the $35 fee. It's never their fault and the bank is screwing them. We'll dont go overdrawn and it wont be a problem.

And on another note if I'm completely wrong and you're an angel and got totally screwed by no fault of your own, GET OVER IT and move on. Im sure, like everyone, you have done plenty in the past that deserved a ticket, or worse, and gotten away with it. Consider it life averaging out, pay the ticket, stop bitching and move on with life. And if you absolutely cant stand for the injustice of it all anymore then pack your bags and move. Have some fun in the 20 degree winters of the Midwest or head North and experience the constant drizzle 9 months out of the year in the NW. How about dealing with the traffic and aholes on the East Coast? California im sure has its downfalls, like every state, but it has plenty of upside as well. As evident by the swarm of people that call it home.

And not to get into an illegal immigrant debate but its not the fault of illegals who move north for a better life and work their ass off doing jobs that most Americans find demeaning. It's the fault of corporations and businesses that hire illegals so they can pay dirt cheap wages instead of paying a legitimate salary so Americans would do the job in the first place. Direct your anger at the appropriate target and something might get accomplished.

smutnut 03-04-2009 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave90210 (Post 15582934)
I wish I could move there, I'm in the entertainment business and I shoot porn so I need to stay in LA. But the first chance I get I'm moving.

What are you, some kind of John Elway fan? Chill, we'll get a football team out here soon enough. I'm from Boston Imagine how I feel living here now!

DaddyHalbucks 03-04-2009 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 15580568)
never thought a speeding ticket could turn a man in to a racist.

On its face.. is different than under the surface.

On the surface, it is a traffic offense.

Under the surface, big government exists to perpetuate itself by sucking out taxes and fees. We the people do not get services in return.

In a corrupt manner, socialist governments redistribute those monies to its favored labor and racial groups.

So, there you have it. If you don't like it, move to a red state. There are 5 left.

riddler 03-04-2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave90210 (Post 15580284)
I got a speeding ticket for almost $300 for going only 16 miles an hour above the speed limit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave90210 (Post 15582063)
I wasn't speeding. I pleaded not guilty.


:error:error:error:error:error:error:error:error:e rror:error

WhiplashDug 03-04-2009 03:14 PM


smutnut 03-04-2009 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave90210 (Post 15582934)
I wish I could move there, I'm in the entertainment business and I shoot porn so I need to stay in LA. But the first chance I get I'm moving.

What do you mean you shoot porn and you're in the entertainment industry. Are you considering those the same things?

smutnut 03-04-2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiplashDug (Post 15583101)

Okay, now I'm going to kill myself

dyna mo 03-04-2009 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abshard (Post 15580619)
I just moved to AZ last year from CA, its so much better here.


yah, they don't have cops on power trips in az like they do in cali.

http://numbcranium.com/wp-content/up...heriff-joe.jpg

smutnut 03-04-2009 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 15583167)
yah, they don't have cops on power trips in az like they do in cali.

http://numbcranium.com/wp-content/up...heriff-joe.jpg

Yeah but they have Wardens that make you wear pink underwear so you better stay the fuck out of trouble :1orglaugh

digitaldivas 03-04-2009 03:33 PM

Geez, I have an outstanding ticket out of Hollywood, I dread getting that taken care of :( This thread reminded me of it.

Gabriel 03-04-2009 03:35 PM

That sucks, you should move outta state, and take 3 others with you.

smutnut 03-04-2009 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel (Post 15583276)
That sucks, you should move outta state, and take 3 others with you.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fucking YES! Take 10. Don't skimp! This could be your last chance!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 03-04-2009 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 15583209)
Yeah but they have Wardens that make you wear pink underwear so you better stay the fuck out of trouble :1orglaugh

that's the sherrif that makes the traffic scofflaws in tent city wear the pink undies, thus the pic of him.

LoveSandra 03-04-2009 03:59 PM

Only fuckers pay taxes.I never paid one single cent for taxes.
It`s all good.


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