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DrChango 03-11-2009 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15612177)
lol in all my years, it is amazing to still see people get so worked up, they pull out the old "ill buy your ticket, fly here and ill kick your ass" you guys must need some pussy, because you sure look like it

hilarious.

You dare insult me so? You are no match for my powerful kung fu!
Unfortunately, I cannot manage my money well so I can't afford to fly you here. You will have to make your own way here to get your ass kicked=(

lol

BradM 03-11-2009 09:08 AM

ill stab you in the throat

CDSmith 03-11-2009 09:09 AM

Invite? Buy them a ticket?

No, real internet studs never yap about what "could" be or what "might" happen. They hire a PI, track down where the punk lives, fly there, kick in his door, kick his ass, destroy his computers, melt any servers he has hiding in his closet, make him beg for his wannabe-keyboard-warrior life, make him cry for his mommy, If he has a job go find where he works and kick his boss's ass, find his parents (probably in the upstairs bedroom since he likely lives in their basement), kick his parents' asses for having such a punk kid with a big mouth as him, make them beg for forgiveness.... then leave.

You tough guys need to get with the program. :D

mule 03-11-2009 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15612699)
threatened?

wow. the fantasy land you kids live in is something else :1orglaugh

So please tell us why you go out of your way to respond to people you classify as nobodies?

You made your money and your mark in this business when nobody needed any marketing skills to get rich. Now the game has changed, and you actually have to know what you're doing to survive. You're an anachronism, but you do have the money, the credibility and above all the fact that you know everyone's too scared to criticise you, so you can start a new sponsor company (which looks very much like Epic, just less successful) and get enough affiliates to keep you afloat. You resent seeing people getting into the biz at this stage and being successful, because you know that you'd never have been able to pull that off yourself.

Now, call me a cheater again :1orglaugh

jmcb420 03-11-2009 09:20 AM

I like turtles.






That is all.

MetaMan 03-11-2009 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15612211)
feltchxxx is an idiot. I don't really pay him any mind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15612186)
Once again, you're on my ignore list, I can read your communication here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 15612425)
Fletch pees his bed

Fletch is an idiot who pees his bed who people wish they could ignore.

:1orglaugh

thread backfire! Fletch YOU ARE A LOSER. :warning

seeandsee 03-11-2009 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15612190)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Kinky John 03-11-2009 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15612739)
Invite? Buy them a ticket?

No, real internet studs never yap about what "could" be or what "might" happen. They hire a PI, track down where the punk lives, fly there, kick in his door, kick his ass, destroy his computers, melt any servers he has hiding in his closet, make him beg for his wannabe-keyboard-warrior life, make him cry for his mommy, If he has a job go find where he works and kick his boss's ass, find his parents (probably in the upstairs bedroom since he likely lives in their basement), kick his parents' asses for having such a punk kid with a big mouth as him, make them beg for forgiveness.... then leave.

You tough guys need to get with the program. :D

ding ding.. we have a winner.. describing most webmaster knifefighters in a nutshell

sure i occasionally invite them out of sheer machismo and almost morbid curiosity

but i will certainly never offer to buy their fucking ticket.. cus i ain't made of money

lol and besides, even if you offered to fly them in a private jet, most would never show..

DeanCapture 03-11-2009 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15612177)
lol in all my years, it is amazing to still see people get so worked up, they pull out the old "ill buy your ticket, fly here and ill kick your ass" you guys must need some pussy, because you sure look like it

hilarious.

I've never invited anyone to fight with me but I have invited a few folks to meet with me. These cowardly pussy mother fuckers had balls enough to harass & attack me here on GFY but didn't have balls enough to meet with me for coffee to discuss their issues. The majority of peeps on GFY who spend their day attacking others are little cowards hiding behind their keyboards. There are only a few real men on GFY - with balls big enough to back up their mouths....but they spend their time making money - not making drama. :thumbsup

Socks 03-11-2009 10:12 AM

Oh yeah? Wanna fight about it? YEAH??? HUHH???????


WHAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

JFK 03-11-2009 10:13 AM

Fitty idiot fights on GFY :thumbsup

doridori 03-11-2009 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15612177)
lol in all my years, it is amazing to still see people get so worked up, they pull out the old "ill buy your ticket, fly here and ill kick your ass" you guys must need some pussy, because you sure look like it

hilarious.

sounds like CarlostheDouche

notoldschool 03-11-2009 10:14 AM

All i got to say is that this bad ass guy from peru or whatever came in MY threads and started attacking me. Then he goes on about being in 50 something newspapers, which is hilarious in itself. If he would stop talking shit about me I wouldnt have a word for or against him. You would think he would atleast change that avatar before trying to convince someone he can fight.

Fletch XXX 03-11-2009 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 15612513)
webmaster knife fights!!! I miss Betty. One of these days some of us need to get together and beat the shit our of some beers.

id meet up with you girls any day. To be between Betty, Cherry, and Shelly is hawt sandwich!!

:thumbsup

Si 03-11-2009 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 15613022)
Fitty idiot fights on GFY :thumbsup

Fail! 51!

:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

12clicks 03-11-2009 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mule (Post 15612769)
So please tell us why you go out of your way to respond to people you classify as nobodies?

You made your money and your mark in this business when nobody needed any marketing skills to get rich. Now the game has changed, and you actually have to know what you're doing to survive. You're an anachronism, but you do have the money, the credibility and above all the fact that you know everyone's too scared to criticise you, so you can start a new sponsor company (which looks very much like Epic, just less successful) and get enough affiliates to keep you afloat. You resent seeing people getting into the biz at this stage and being successful, because you know that you'd never have been able to pull that off yourself.

Now, call me a cheater again :1orglaugh


the mind of a pretend internet pornographer is a scary place.

I understand your lack of success causes you a fair amount of bitterness but really, you don't help your cause by rushing home from the day job and trying to pee pee at your betters.
my employees (who all make more than you do) laugh themselves silly when they find these threads.

mule 03-11-2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15613265)
the mind of a pretend internet pornographer is a scary place.

I understand your lack of success causes you a fair amount of bitterness but really, you don't help your cause by rushing home from the day job and trying to pee pee at your betters.
my employees (who all make more than you do) laugh themselves silly when they find these threads.

aw that's weak, even for you.

12clicks 03-11-2009 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mule (Post 15613562)
aw that's weak, even for you.

what's weaker is that this is how you spend your nights. :1orglaugh

I'd shoot myself.

mule 03-11-2009 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15613604)
what's weaker is that this is how you spend your nights. :1orglaugh

I'd shoot myself.

LOL, be my guest :)

It's 8:15 PM here. I'd hardly call that spending my night, I'm off to the movies now.
Have fun with the other nobodies who aren't worth your time :1orglaugh

$5 submissions 03-11-2009 12:26 PM

Maybe a compilation list of GFY's Top 10 fight/threat threads is in order. Should be interesting.

12clicks 03-11-2009 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mule (Post 15613637)
LOL, be my guest :)

It's 8:15 PM here. I'd hardly call that spending my night, I'm off to the movies now.
Have fun with the other nobodies who aren't worth your time :1orglaugh

spin it how you'd like. you seem to have a need for board cred. :1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15612211)
feltchxxx is an idiot. I don't really pay him any mind.
same for notoldschool.

sit back, realize what pathetic lives these guys lead, realize they come here and PRETEND to be in our business, and relax. ;)

words of wisdom

are you still looking for amateur content?

I will give you a good price.

:winkwink:

JFK 03-11-2009 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15613181)
Fail! 51!

:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

you dont spend much time on here do you ?:winkwink::1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devin-GTS (Post 15612407)
Carlos i think we need to go Mosh Pitting Sometime

Devin, I would never say no to you or Magnus or DH

Btw. I have the promo clips ready since yesterday, I need to review them and I'll finally be in touch!

CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 15612513)
webmaster knife fights!!! I miss Betty. One of these days some of us need to get together and beat the shit our of some beers.

Shelly, post a pic of your tatoo

I have a tatoo fetish!

CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 15612521)
correction, you're an idiot if you challenge someone to fight on gfy or in person. for some reason it happens on gfy way more than at shows. i would say at least a 1000:1 ratio.

and 99 pct. of people will never realize that some of us are just fucking with them

Donfoolio 03-11-2009 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15612177)
lol in all my years, it is amazing to still see people get so worked up, they pull out the old "ill buy your ticket, fly here and ill kick your ass" you guys must need some pussy, because you sure look like it

hilarious.

The first RULE of Webmaster is not to talk about Webmaster! :pimp

CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15612739)
Invite? Buy them a ticket?

No, real internet studs never yap about what "could" be or what "might" happen. They hire a PI, track down where the punk lives, fly there, kick in his door, kick his ass, destroy his computers, melt any servers he has hiding in his closet, make him beg for his wannabe-keyboard-warrior life, make him cry for his mommy, If he has a job go find where he works and kick his boss's ass, find his parents (probably in the upstairs bedroom since he likely lives in their basement), kick his parents' asses for having such a punk kid with a big mouth as him, make them beg for forgiveness.... then leave.

You tough guys need to get with the program. :D

CD, the problem is I really thought about doing this for a bit, just to have fun, he would never agree to do it cause he might be even really scared of me, but I would post the whole report back here on GFY so we can have some fun.

CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mule (Post 15612596)
Mofo, I'll buy you a ticket. Fly over here and say it to my face, don't hide behind your keyboard!
:321GFY
Hiyas, ltns :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

That was good, wasn't it?

Jade509 03-11-2009 12:53 PM

Live, laugh and love!

CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15612839)
Fletch is an idiot who pees his bed who people wish they could ignore.

:1orglaugh

thread backfire! Fletch YOU ARE A LOSER. :warning

:1orglaugh

Dude, I love your posts, those are the coolest threads on GFY.

CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kinky John (Post 15612932)
ding ding.. we have a winner.. describing most webmaster knifefighters in a nutshell

sure i occasionally invite them out of sheer machismo and almost morbid curiosity

but i will certainly never offer to buy their fucking ticket.. cus i ain't made of money

lol and besides, even if you offered to fly them in a private jet, most would never show..

That's the unfortunate truth, I would make a video of the idiot, post it on youtube and post in on GFY!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NetHorse 03-11-2009 12:56 PM

Fuck this.. Fuck you and your pureed salsa. Wanna fuck with me?!? I'm on my way right now with chunky salsa and my fightin shoes, get ready to get knocked the fuck out! :upsidedow

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GwkUosiayRA

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture (Post 15612993)
I've never invited anyone to fight with me but I have invited a few folks to meet with me. These cowardly pussy mother fuckers had balls enough to harass & attack me here on GFY but didn't have balls enough to meet with me for coffee to discuss their issues. The majority of peeps on GFY who spend their day attacking others are little cowards hiding behind their keyboards. There are only a few real men on GFY - with balls big enough to back up their mouths....but they spend their time making money - not making drama. :thumbsup

Just imagine it would really happen, that would be just so surreal - I want it to happen!

Ozarkz 03-11-2009 12:56 PM

I don't have a problem with people who argue on forums.. People have words they need to get off their chest.. and some people take the internet seriously for various reasons..

What I have a problem with is people like FletchXXX who are soo pathetic that they make other people's lame problems their own.

CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 15613022)
Fitty idiot fights on GFY :thumbsup

Julius, I hope you're enjoying this or I will not feel well.

You're an authority for me!

Fletch XXX 03-11-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15613881)

What I have a problem with is people like FletchXXX who are soo pathetic that they make other people's lame problems their own.


wow, you honestly have issues with me?

You people really need to step back from time to time, you dont even know me, yet you claim to have a problem with me?

Amazing. You say ppl take internet too serious, seems you sure do if you have some resentment to me because of this thread? WOW!

CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notoldschool (Post 15613034)
All i got to say is that this bad ass guy from peru or whatever came in MY threads and started attacking me. Then he goes on about being in 50 something newspapers, which is hilarious in itself. If he would stop talking shit about me I wouldnt have a word for or against him. You would think he would atleast change that avatar before trying to convince someone he can fight.

I'm a lil tougher than him, please see example:

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15613690)
I apologize, I only speak three foreign languages and I actually do make typos time from time.

My apologies.

And for you, I have only two words, I hope I spell them right:

STONED LOSER

remember these words because they will be with you till the end of your days

STONED LOSER

with no game and no brains

STONED LOSER

think of your friends who are not wasting their time they never get back with complete bullshit and live a happy life full of respect

STONED LOSER

take a good look in the mirror next time, think about life, think about what do you do when you read this thread, think about how worthless you are, think about bums, and imagine yourself as a bum, asking for a spliff

STONED LOSER

with serious issues, no anger management, afraid to behave like a man

STONED LOSER

who can't take shit from a real man and is hiding behind a fake nick on a board full of morons

STONED LOSER

who's afraid to live a real life and rather wastes time trying to impress idiots with no game

STONED LOSER

who's wasting his time, who's wasting his life, who's wasting his future

STONED LOSER

who will never make it because he will only bubble his mouth until he gets smacked again by a real man

STONED LOSER

without faith, without will and without motivation to change his fragile little ego into something useful for this society

STONED LOSER

STONED LOSER

STONED LOSER

Because repetition makes remembering facts easier

:thumbsup

Your turn!

:)

d-null 03-11-2009 01:00 PM

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CarlosTheGaucho 03-11-2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15613881)
What I have a problem with is people like FletchXXX who are soo pathetic that they make other people's lame problems their own.

Great post!

:thumbsup


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