Must be one of those one touch cookies I have read about.

Sick perverted freak fuck..
So... How did this work?? Premature ejaculation ?? or what

What actually happened was a news item flashed on tv at the party about how the stock market is recovering because of Obama's stimulous and Splum involuntarily squirted his cock snot at the thought of his man-crush doing so well and all the new threads he'd be able to make denying it.

Hard to believe, but some freak friends I have used to do stuff like that at parties.

sounds like crazy stuff

She was so drunk, it was cute she would giggle while drinking and leave a little cream moustache on her upper lip.

See Dirty Danza this thread is funny. Take notes.

:party-smi

Chicks dig that sort of thing

That's ok man I shat in your coffee!

That reminds me of the time I made spaghetti for my inlaws, but I secretly vomited all over the noodles instead of using any sauce.

I put a booger in my great grandmother's denture cream.

a great idea

you drank the wrong drink dogg you drank your own shit

where can i buy them? they look excellent!