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Pleasurepays 03-21-2009 04:59 AM

I'd like to take this chance to thank God for a few things, the very existence of which, have brought great entertainment and joy to my life;

1) Antisocial Personality Disorder
2) Borderline Personality Disorder
3) Narcissistic Personality Disorder

I'd also like to thank God for having the foresight to add the very clever catch that sufferers of the above will fail to recognize it in themselves. This not only adds greatly to the entertainment value but also insures there is a very low chance they will ever recognize the depth of their own problems and hence, lowers the odds of them understanding the need to get help and actually get better.

Thanks God.

Quagmire 03-21-2009 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 15655068)
nope i never pay for press lol :1orglaugh

Oh, you're paying for it... It's just a shame that you can't figure out *how* you're paying for it.

PornNewz 03-21-2009 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 15656633)
Oh, you're paying for it... It's just a shame that you can't figure out *how* you're paying for it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Just when I think Donny Long cannot lower himself any further, he finds a deeper hole.

CaptainHowdy 03-21-2009 07:12 AM

Congrats, I guess...

Fletch XXX 03-21-2009 07:13 AM

they must hire talent for writers there, horrible article, reads more like a gfy troll post (first line)

Mutt 03-21-2009 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 15656137)

:1orglaugh

Mutt 03-21-2009 08:06 AM

it doesn't bother you at all that in an industry made up of social outcasts and misfits that you've managed to be judged not normal or good enough even by their excruciatingly low standards?

baddog 03-21-2009 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15656674)
they must hire talent for writers there, horrible article, reads more like a gfy troll post (first line)

You must be kidding. The writer accomplished exactly what he was going for.

MaDalton 03-21-2009 09:01 AM

i don't know what's worse: Donnys attitude, that article or the waste of paper and/or webspace

Fletch XXX 03-21-2009 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 15656883)
i don't know what's worse: that article or the waste of paper and/or webspace

exactly, im not the only one who sees this for what it is

raven1083 03-21-2009 09:07 AM

that was nice! Congrats dude!

Forest 03-21-2009 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 15655043)
Wow, that has to be one of the most unprofessional least newsworthy things that I have read...ever.

did you really think it would be otherwise?

:winkwink:

Forest 03-21-2009 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15655358)
The funny thing is that you seem to think this was a good article for you.

doony is the king of publicity and its always good for him

didnt you know that

:1orglaugh

Quagmire 03-21-2009 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 15656883)
i don't know what's worse: Donnys attitude, that article or the waste of paper and/or webspace

Maybe we should consider a class action lawsuit to demand that we all get our 15 minutes back? :helpme

baddog 03-21-2009 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 15657006)
Maybe we should consider a class action lawsuit to demand that we all get our 15 minutes back? :helpme

You should probably consider suing your school system if it took 15 minutes to read this entire thread.

JustDaveXxx 03-21-2009 11:04 AM

Not bad dude! I like the article describes you pretty well.


But AVN award???? Come on dude!!! I have shot you and i have shot the best.



Lets just say, nice article dude.:thumbsup

Forest 03-21-2009 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15655586)

PS - Why does Donny keep talking about other peoples cocks?

he is a closet fag

Quagmire 03-21-2009 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15657039)
You should probably consider suing your school system if it took 15 minutes to read this entire thread.

You're getting cranky, old man. Don't make me fly down to Vegas to beat you and Danza up.

donnylong 03-22-2009 12:11 AM

from donnylong.com
AVN Should Publish This
March 21st, 2009 · No Comments

Hey guys this is Donny my girlfriend wrote this article because I been really busy and she did not want me responding to avn as of yet so I wanted to post it. Here she is???..

I was quite shocked by an article AVN wrote about Donny today, I immediately got upset reading half way through. How unprofessional can they be? I was there through the whole interview. Donny asked to be recognized for his hard work and his company, not with insulting sarcastic comments and effortless internet research. The article talks about the battle with Christian xxx and the long girls, which is old news the kind of stuff you can find off Google. You would think AVN would have the ability and intelligence to come up with something new and different. What is the point of an interview if you hardly wrote about anything he said?

One thing I hate the most is when someone twist your words around. Yeah Donny did mention his dick was on the cover of the mag but what he said he was upset about is how many times have the guy sent in articles asking to be published or recognize but got neglected for the past year by AVN and then find a picture of his penis on the front of the magazine.
What upsets him the most is they ignore him for this long and finally contact him only because they saw xxxfilmjobs.com banner on ********.com and wanted to get him to spend some money with them. The article even says it all ?with the potential banner ad at stake? Let me define this for you; AVN finally took the effort to acknowledge Donny only because they needed the money.

So let me ask you this AVN, how many banner ads do you have to buy to win male and female performer of the year award?

With the Tommy pistol issue which AVN forgot to mention of course. Donny was not trying to insult Tommy he was just using him as an example with the many male performers who did a few scenes and got nominated for an award and Donny performing in 500 scenes during that time, but his name was no where to be found. Also the article mention la direct models owner Derek Hay as Derek gay. Donny made this comment because Derek has done gay porn. We all know Donny is not very fond of male performers doing gay and straight porn and you just can?t threaten him and not expect to go to war. As for xxxfilmjobs.com and why we allow gays and trannies to register was apart of my idea and I had to talk Donny into it. We have to accept all sexualities for the type of site we own.

The whole purpose of AVN doing this article was to promote xxxfilmjobs.com and make talent want to sign up because there is over 300 directors and photographers on the site looking to hire talent. Instead AVN wrote an article that would make anyone shy away from being apart of it.

When Donny talked about the number of scenes he has been in and has shot AVN said ?Still, some insist that mere mention of the name ?Donny Long? lowers one?s credibility to the level of sewage.?
OK can you please mention who those SOME are or is this your own opinion? Typical industry people say one thing in front of your face and then go stab you in the back. I don?t see the people that have order over 500 scenes from him or have shot him in over 800 in the past couple of years saying that about him including Brazzers, Top Bucks, Incredible Pass, Massive Dollars, Vivid, Playboy, and hundreds of others. If someone has made a comment like this then they?re probably internet troll nobodies. I was very surprise AVN of all people would say something like this. Donny wanted to comment on that article but I told him to hold off for now.

Enough with this, Since David Sullivan can?t do his job right then I guess I?ll just have to do it for him.

Tell me a guy in this industry that has performed in over 800 scenes in 2-3 years and go on to open his own company all by himself with no partner or investor with a 2,800 square-foot studio and shot over 500 scenes in 1 year. He also launched a website xxxfilmjobs.com a month ago and now has over 2000 members and is growing everyday with over 120 registered porn stars. He is a very hard worker and gives 110% at everything he does. No matter how much people hate the guy and want to destroy him he just won?t stop and can?t be stopped.

By Jenni Donny Long?s girlfriend

hypedough 03-22-2009 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 15658687)
Tell me a guy in this industry that has performed in over 800 scenes in 2-3 years and go on to open his own company all by himself with no partner or investor with a 2,800 square-foot studio and shot over 500 scenes in 1 year.



Male performer Sascha, and he's a lot more successful and rubs it in less people's faces than this douchebag does. You really need your girlfriend to write an article protesting your tarnished image? This proves she doesn't know shit, and neither do you.

PornNewz 03-22-2009 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 15658687)
from donnylong.com
AVN Should Publish This
March 21st, 2009 · No Comments

Hey guys this is Donny my girlfriend wrote this article because I been really busy and she did not want me responding to avn as of yet so I wanted to post it. Here she is???..

I was quite shocked by an article AVN wrote about Donny today, I immediately got upset reading half way through. How unprofessional can they be? I was there through the whole interview. Donny asked to be recognized for his hard work and his company, not with insulting sarcastic comments and effortless internet research. The article talks about the battle with Christian xxx and the long girls, which is old news the kind of stuff you can find off Google. You would think AVN would have the ability and intelligence to come up with something new and different. What is the point of an interview if you hardly wrote about anything he said?

One thing I hate the most is when someone twist your words around. Yeah Donny did mention his dick was on the cover of the mag but what he said he was upset about is how many times have the guy sent in articles asking to be published or recognize but got neglected for the past year by AVN and then find a picture of his penis on the front of the magazine.
What upsets him the most is they ignore him for this long and finally contact him only because they saw xxxfilmjobs.com banner on ********.com and wanted to get him to spend some money with them. The article even says it all ?with the potential banner ad at stake? Let me define this for you; AVN finally took the effort to acknowledge Donny only because they needed the money.

So let me ask you this AVN, how many banner ads do you have to buy to win male and female performer of the year award?

With the Tommy pistol issue which AVN forgot to mention of course. Donny was not trying to insult Tommy he was just using him as an example with the many male performers who did a few scenes and got nominated for an award and Donny performing in 500 scenes during that time, but his name was no where to be found. Also the article mention la direct models owner Derek Hay as Derek gay. Donny made this comment because Derek has done gay porn. We all know Donny is not very fond of male performers doing gay and straight porn and you just can?t threaten him and not expect to go to war. As for xxxfilmjobs.com and why we allow gays and trannies to register was apart of my idea and I had to talk Donny into it. We have to accept all sexualities for the type of site we own.

The whole purpose of AVN doing this article was to promote xxxfilmjobs.com and make talent want to sign up because there is over 300 directors and photographers on the site looking to hire talent. Instead AVN wrote an article that would make anyone shy away from being apart of it.

When Donny talked about the number of scenes he has been in and has shot AVN said ?Still, some insist that mere mention of the name ?Donny Long? lowers one?s credibility to the level of sewage.?
OK can you please mention who those SOME are or is this your own opinion? Typical industry people say one thing in front of your face and then go stab you in the back. I don?t see the people that have order over 500 scenes from him or have shot him in over 800 in the past couple of years saying that about him including Brazzers, Top Bucks, Incredible Pass, Massive Dollars, Vivid, Playboy, and hundreds of others. If someone has made a comment like this then they?re probably internet troll nobodies. I was very surprise AVN of all people would say something like this. Donny wanted to comment on that article but I told him to hold off for now.

Enough with this, Since David Sullivan can?t do his job right then I guess I?ll just have to do it for him.

Tell me a guy in this industry that has performed in over 800 scenes in 2-3 years and go on to open his own company all by himself with no partner or investor with a 2,800 square-foot studio and shot over 500 scenes in 1 year. He also launched a website xxxfilmjobs.com a month ago and now has over 2000 members and is growing everyday with over 120 registered porn stars. He is a very hard worker and gives 110% at everything he does. No matter how much people hate the guy and want to destroy him he just won?t stop and can?t be stopped.

By Jenni Donny Long?s girlfriend

Double Fail!!!!

He just keeps finding new holes to dig

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 03-22-2009 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 15658687)
from donnylong.com
AVN Should Publish This
March 21st, 2009 · No Comments

Hey guys this is Donny my girlfriend wrote this article because I been really busy and she did not want me responding to avn as of yet so I wanted to post it. Here she is???..
. . . . Donny wanted to comment on that article but I told him to hold off for now.

I call bullshit. No way you could hook up with a chick that has equally poor writing/spelling/grammar skills.

TisMe 03-22-2009 08:38 AM

So Donny wanted recognition for his accomplishments and they wrote about how unpopular and unprofessional Donny is.

Sounds to me like they nailed it.

F-U-Jimmy 03-22-2009 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15659187)
I call bullshit. No way you could hook up with a chick that has equally poor writing/spelling/grammar skills.

We have a winner :thumbsup:thumbsup

Cindyff 03-22-2009 11:10 AM

Posts by this Long guy have always been a total waste of time and this one is no exception. Ive been in porn some 20 years and in that time the people that stand out in my mind as successful never had to have to post on how well they have done, how many scenes they have appeared in ( this seems to change daily 400 then 700 now 800 )

People like Dave Cummins one of the nicest guys in porn, who goes out of his way to help people and is genuinely concerned for this industry of ours. Now thats someone who should be recognized :2 cents:

baddog 03-22-2009 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cindyff (Post 15659525)
People like Dave Cummins one of the nicest guys in porn, who goes out of his way to help people and is genuinely concerned for this industry of ours. Now thats someone who should be recognized :2 cents:

:thumbsup

Donny is getting the recognition he deserves.

imageman 03-22-2009 11:25 AM

Baddog i think the word should be notoriety


Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15659559)
:thumbsup

Donny is getting the recognition he deserves.


potter 03-22-2009 11:44 AM

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candydaydreams69 10-28-2015 04:49 AM

AVN is run by Jew faggots Super hero porn god Donny Long always wins! :thumbsup

j3rkules 10-28-2015 05:13 AM

:helpme

Donny Long Is a Convicted Felon!

:warning


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