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AaronM 03-30-2009 06:49 PM

Fiddy uno

AaronM 03-30-2009 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690216)
You guys are tough! So, "behind the scenes" isn't it either. :)

Go ahead, laugh. I'll figure it out :)

That alone will earn you a bit of respect. :thumbsup

BrandonK 03-30-2009 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm (Post 15690182)
... The best way to go about it would be telling what you are good at and based on your qualifications people MAY be able to provide a better answers with less sarcasm....

If you are trying to get into the top 5 companies in adult you MUST have talent at the top 5 level so that they will even consider you. Think about it .. these are people who already made it in the industry (hence the industry leader title) ... so they already have the best SEO, content producer, etc contacts.... what do u have to offer? Why would they be interested in hiring you seeing as tho as you may not know much about adult?

gxm, thanks. Finally, a reasonable reply. Somehow after reading all the crap posted by (most) other users, your reasonable reply almost feels weird. Seems this board is filled with the jaded...or the delusional.

Voodoo 03-30-2009 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690183)
Cool. Now we're getting somewhere. Maybe I should have said "behind the scenes" instead? I think most people who want to get into the adult industry want to be porn stars. That's not my area of interest. I'm thinking of it as a dynamic, competitive industry and I'm willing to start at the bottom, behind the scenes.

Thanks again.

"Behind the Scenes" isn't "Starting at the bottom."

Let's see, with your qualifications, perhaps something along the lines of a gay or tranny cock fluffer would be "Starting at the bottom"?

Oh no, wait... I know, you could be an.... nvm, this could get me in trouble. I'll bite my tongue. There's way too many people on here that my suggestion would describe and be offended by such remarks, so I digress.

AaronM 03-30-2009 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690244)
gxm, thanks. Finally, a reasonable reply. Somehow after reading all the crap posted by other users, your reasonable reply almost feels weird. Seems this board is filled with the jaded...or the delusional.

Not to mention the experienced.

BrandonK 03-30-2009 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15690245)
"Behind the Scenes" isn't "Starting at the bottom."

Let's see, with your qualifications, perhaps something along the lines of a gay or tranny cock fluffer would be "Starting at the bottom"?...

Oh, so we've met? Thought so. :321GFY

Like I said, we can do this all day. I you have nothing good to say...this board is called what?

AaronM 03-30-2009 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690263)
Oh, so we've met? Thought so. :321GFY

Like I said, we can do this all day. I you have nothing good to say...this board is called what?

Go Fuck Yourself.

AaronM 03-30-2009 07:09 PM

BTW, I'm only here to raise my postcount to 41,999k. As we all know, post count is relative to dick size. That's why Juicy is over 100k and I'm not. :disgust

Hank_Heartland 03-30-2009 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690244)
gxm, thanks. Finally, a reasonable reply. Somehow after reading all the crap posted by (most) other users, your reasonable reply almost feels weird. Seems this board is filled with the jaded...or the delusional.

If you were lucky enough to get a job in this industry...the (Most) that you mention above are 99% of the people you would have to work with or depend on to do business:warning

What the fuck are you thinking:upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow

Voodoo 03-30-2009 07:16 PM

It makes me chuckle everytime a neub walks in and shouts "I'm Here!" and thinks this is how you get in "teh biz".

"Teach me something! I can learn things! I'm willing to start at the bottom!"

Wow... Really fucktard? You can learn???? You can start at the bottom?

Let's get something straight, there is no bottom and there is no top. Fuck off with your day dreams. To insinuate that there is a bottom and a top, is to delude yourself into thinking that one day... if by starting at this "bottom", that YOU will make it to the "Top".

Sorry to burst your stupid-bubble, but you won't. You will ultimately FAIL at doing anything with this type of approach.

Here's why... There are other stupid noobs out there who are WAY more qualified for just about everything than YOU are. Why? Because they simply aren't AS stupid as you.

So, like others have mentioned, you should just about-face and return to whatever rock you crawled out from under, and rethink your life.

-----IGNORE EVERYTHING ABOVE THIS LINE------

You're going to do great man. I have a good feeling about you! You're dedicated, you are ambitious and have a lot of moxie.

Good luck in your venture! I hope to see you around!

Wagerboy 03-30-2009 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15689949)
i doubt any are hiring unless you know your stuff, which you don't

I love seeing someone that makes NO money knocking others to up his post count to sell his sig for $100...Load up the post bot LOSER. (or buy posts, whatever works for you baller)

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-30-2009 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15690298)
It makes me chuckle everytime a neub walks in and shouts "I'm Here!" and thinks this is how you get in "teh biz".

"Teach me something! I can learn things! I'm willing to start at the bottom!"

Wow... Really fucktard? You can learn???? You can start at the bottom?

Let's get something straight, there is no bottom and there is no top. Fuck off with your day dreams. To insinuate that there is a bottom and a top, is to delude yourself into thinking that one day... if by starting at this "bottom", that YOU will make it to the "Top".

Sorry to burst your stupid-bubble, but you won't. You will ultimately FAIL at doing anything with this type of approach.

Here's why... There are other stupid noobs out there who are WAY more qualified for just about everything than YOU are. Why? Because they simply aren't AS stupid as you.

So, like others have mentioned, you should just about-face and return to whatever rock you crawled out from under, and rethink your life.

-----IGNORE EVERYTHING ABOVE THIS LINE------

You're going to do great man. I have a good feeling about you! You're dedicated, you are ambitious and have a lot of moxie.

Good luck in your venture! I hope to see you around!

Brav-fucking-o! Best post I've read to date!

SBJ 03-30-2009 07:33 PM

I love the welcoming committee here at GFY! :1orglaugh

But I gotta agree when you walk into a MCD's yelling how do I become CEO of MCD's cause I wanna be that and after I know who is the CEO I'm willing to start at the bottom as long as everyone knows I'm here to become or work with the CEO

BrandonK 03-30-2009 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15690273)
Go Fuck Yourself.

Not bad. Seems you do most of the thinking around here. Not really a compliment though. Sarcasm...don't take it personal :winkwink:

selena 03-30-2009 07:38 PM

This thread is funny on a variety of levels.

BrandonK 03-30-2009 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank_Heartland (Post 15690293)
If you were lucky enough to get a job in this industry...the (Most) that you mention above are 99% of the people you would have to work with or depend on to do business:warning

What the fuck are you thinking:upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow

So, 99% have no clue?

Sin 03-30-2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690358)
So, 99% have no clue?

No you jackass....

But explain why we would want to help out someone who has already proven themselves to be an ignorant dick?

A little professionalism goes a long way, especially when you're first starting out! Tell me, do you go to interviews with this attitude?

BrandonK 03-30-2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15690298)
blah blah blah....

So, like others have mentioned, you should just about-face and return to whatever rock you crawled out from under, and rethink your life...

Well, apparently you did and you still ended up here. I just may have a shot at this.

BrandonK 03-30-2009 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin (Post 15690368)
No you jackass....

But explain why we would want to help out someone who has already proven themselves to be an ignorant dick?

A little professionalism goes a long way, especially when you're first starting out! Tell me, do you go to interviews with this attitude?

No. That wasn't really a question. And "jackass" is professional?

Voodoo 03-30-2009 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690348)
Not bad. Seems you do most of the thinking around here. Not really a compliment though. Sarcasm...don't take it personal :winkwink:

No no... YOU'RE the one who is doing all of the thinking around here. Do you actually think, that you are the first stupid noob to come here and announce its newly aquired affinity for the adult industry and dream of being successful in it?

You are a dime a dozen man. You are lemmings waiting to jump off a cliff because someone told you that's where the Success & Glory is.

Go fucking learn on your own. Pick up some books. For fuck's sake... GOOGLE THAT SHIT. "Google what?" <--- Who gives a fuck? Whatever the fuck you are thinking and want to ask "How do I?" or "What is the best?" or "Where can I?" or any other stupid noob questions.... Refer to my Google statement, and fuck off. Nobody wants to help you. Most of the people who actually KNOW anything here, did the hard work for themselves, and their own research. Do you really think they are going to just hand it to you, because you profess yourself to be ambitious and willing to learn? Nope. Learning is not a group activity fucktard. It's a solo-venture.

To be a complete and total success... you must first be a complete and total failure. But in these words, this means you actually have to DO something for yourself and FAIL at it. Then learn from your mistakes and move on without repeating them. Count this thread as your first mistake. You're on the right track! :) Soon, you will be a complete and total failure.

Who cares that you are a noob? Don't act like one and you won't get treated like one. Grow a brain and think for yourself.

However, if you are the type that went to school to get your biz degreez, and thought it was a good idea to start in the adult industry, where you can climb the ladder to SuckSess... YOU WILL FAIL. You simply don't have what it takes, and by all means... Don't let the door fuck you in the ass on the way out.

BrandonK 03-30-2009 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15690395)
No no... YOU'RE the one who is doing all of the thinking around here. Do you actually think, that you are the first stupid noob to come here and announce its newly aquired affinity for the adult industry and dream of being successful in it?

You are a dime a dozen man. You are lemmings waiting to jump off a cliff because someone told you that's where the Success & Glory is.

Go fucking learn on your own. Pick up some books. For fuck's sake... GOOGLE THAT SHIT. "Google what?" <--- Who gives a fuck? Whatever the fuck you are thinking and want to ask "How do I?" or "What is the best?" or "Where can I?" or any other stupid noob questions.... Refer to my Google statement, and fuck off. Nobody wants to help you. Most of the people who actually KNOW anything here, did the hard work for themselves, and their own research. Do you really think they are going to just hand it to you, because you profess yourself to be ambitious and willing to learn? Nope. Learning is not a group activity fucktard. It's a solo-venture.

To be a complete and total success... you must first be a complete and total failure. But in these words, this means you actually have to DO something for yourself and FAIL at it. Then learn from your mistakes and move on without repeating them. Count this thread as your first mistake. You're on the right track! :) Soon, you will be a complete and total failure.

Who cares that you are a noob? Don't act like one and you won't get treated like one. Grow a brain and think for yourself.

However, if you are the type that went to school to get your biz degreez, and thought it was a good idea to start in the adult industry, where you can climb the ladder to SuckSess... YOU WILL FAIL. You simply don't have what it takes, and by all means... Don't let the door fuck you in the ass on the way out.

You spend waay too much time on this. What, they're giving away free shit for letter count too? You rock.

Sin 03-30-2009 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690377)
No. That wasn't really a question. And "jackass" is professional?

And you thought this was the 'best' board to come to, to learn? You're a dumbass as well as a jackass.

Heard the term surfmaster?

Meeper 03-30-2009 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 15690204)
Not yet but we are keeping your resume on file :winkwink:

hahaha :1orglaugh

Voodoo 03-30-2009 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690403)
You spend waay too much time on this. What, they're giving away free shit for letter count too? You rock.

Oh i sowwy. Wuz dat to long 4 u? Hard 2 read?

BrandonK 03-30-2009 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi (Post 15690341)
I love the welcoming committee here at GFY! :1orglaugh

But I gotta agree when you walk into a MCD's yelling how do I become CEO of MCD's cause I wanna be that and after I know who is the CEO I'm willing to start at the bottom as long as everyone knows I'm here to become or work with the CEO

I don't think that's what I said. Don't worry, your MCD gig is safe.

BrandonK 03-30-2009 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin (Post 15690404)
And you thought this was the 'best' board to come to, to learn? You're a dumbass as well as a jackass.

....


Sin, are you confirming that it's not? And I'm the dumbass? Wow. Now that's a sin. At least you got that part right.

Sin 03-30-2009 08:13 PM

I am, indeed confirming that its not. It is a great board yes, but it sure as hell isn't where I would come to "learn"
...this is usually where people come once they've already "learned"

SBJ 03-30-2009 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690423)
I don't think that's what I said. Don't worry, your MCD gig is safe.

this guy has to be a fake nic of someone! :1orglaugh Ok who's really bored tonight and decided to be this guy?

Mistah Charlie 03-30-2009 08:21 PM

How naive can you be???????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15689946)
Hey guys I need your advice. I'm starting in the adult industry - on the business side, not as an actor or producer - mainly to learn more about the industry and the business. What are the top 5 adult companies to work for? Hustler and Playboy comes to mind as they're both well established companies with proven track records. But I would also consider companies like Voyeur Media and Lethal Hardcore.

I'd like to hear from people close to the industry.

I can't believe there are some people here being nice to you. Wowser. I have only one thing to tell you:

GFY :321GFY

GFY = GO FUCK YOURSELF

BrandonK 03-30-2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin (Post 15690453)
I am, indeed confirming that its not. It is a great board yes, but it sure as hell isn't where I would come to "learn"
...this is usually where people come once they've already "learned"

And now they've stopped learning...and it shows. Would have been so much easier to say that up front don't you think? Well, it's good entertainment anyway - in a morbid sort of way.

BrandonK 03-30-2009 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi (Post 15690469)
this guy has to be a fake nic of someone! :1orglaugh Ok who's really bored tonight and decided to be this guy?

Ding ding ding ding ding!!!! And the winner is... fuck, that's why you're Jedi.

Ozarkz 03-30-2009 08:27 PM

I find people who are successful in adult don't decide one day they want to get into it..

They some how make a natural progression to doing it..

or they are born into it..


Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15690395)
Go fucking learn on your own. Pick up some books. For fuck's sake... GOOGLE THAT SHIT. "Google what?" <--- Who gives a fuck? Whatever the fuck you are thinking and want to ask "How do I?" or "What is the best?" or "Where can I?" or any other stupid noob questions.... Refer to my Google statement, and fuck off.

Voodoo I officially have a man crush on you. :thumbsup

BrandonK 03-30-2009 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistah Charlie (Post 15690471)
I can't believe there are some people here being nice to you. Wowser. I have only one thing to tell you:

GFY :321GFY

GFY = GO FUCK YOURSELF

Wow. Dumbasses, jackasses...and math wizes too. You figured out that equation all by yourself? I bet you're good at pi too. It's pie you probably have a problem with.

We can do this all fucking day. But why bother?

dirtysouth 03-30-2009 08:37 PM

Hold up! This guy may be a lawyer! Probably the only job that's in demand ATM. :1orglaugh

Dirty F 03-30-2009 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690358)
So, 99% have no clue?

It somehow doesnt surprise me you dont have a job and are looking for one. What's the longest you worked for someone before getting fired for being a total fucking idiot? 3 days?

AaronM 03-30-2009 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi (Post 15690469)
this guy has to be a fake nic of someone! :1orglaugh Ok who's really bored tonight and decided to be this guy?


Was starting to wonder that myself.

»Rob Content« 03-30-2009 09:50 PM

I you want to start as a bottom, you should maybe try working for myfirsttwinksex.com

They will teach you to properly bottom.

baddog 03-30-2009 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin (Post 15690006)
Nobody here has any clues.

Is this who I think it is?

Loch 03-30-2009 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15690232)
That alone will earn you a bit of respect. :thumbsup

I was just thinking the same, ok onto reading the rest of this brilliant yet disturbing thread LOL

digitaldivas 03-30-2009 09:59 PM

hm, interesting thread

2012 03-30-2009 10:05 PM

smell my finger

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-30-2009 10:07 PM

This thread wins the award!

baddog 03-30-2009 10:08 PM

Wow, what an entrance. Hi Sin. How are you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wagerboy (Post 15690306)
I love seeing someone that makes NO money knocking others to up his post count to sell his sig for $100...Load up the post bot LOSER. (or buy posts, whatever works for you baller)

You heard the phrase "game knows game?" Probably works the other way too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690423)
I don't think that's what I said. Don't worry, your MCD gig is safe.

Do me next.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi (Post 15690469)
this guy has to be a fake nic of someone! :1orglaugh Ok who's really bored tonight and decided to be this guy?

I was just thinking the same thing.

Bad troll, bad. :1orglaugh

victoriavain 03-30-2009 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15689946)
Hey guys I need your advice. I'm starting in the adult industry - on the business side, not as an actor or producer - mainly to learn more about the industry and the business. What are the top 5 adult companies to work for? Hustler and Playboy comes to mind as they're both well established companies with proven track records. But I would also consider companies like Voyeur Media and Lethal Hardcore.

I'd like to hear from people close to the industry.


I can send you a referal to be a fluffer. -plz send a face pic.

Loch 03-30-2009 10:23 PM

OK, fuck it im going to help you out just a little here buddy!
Without really putting any time and effort into it?.

Why this thread is so fucked up, yet so much like 500 others ive seen over the last few years!
1. Thru your research you found GFY to be the best place to talk business or do business ?learn from others??
2. See 1. You completely failed at doing even basic research about a business you would like to work in?.
3. You have been a member for over 1 year and still knows NADA? Seriously common?
4. Assuming that you should start at the bottom, that is like calling yourself a looser, why would I hire your sorry ass?


What you should be focusing on.
1. PROPER research, if you know how to use google that will be your friend right now
2. Finding your place in this business , IF you are say a kickass programmer why would you assume that starting at the bottom was something you should be doing?
3. Reading articles for months and months, don?t take advice from people you don?t know ?YES I see the irony here?, especially on GFY, finding gold nuggets on GFY is just about impossible unless you know who is who.

IF you have no real skills at this time do NOT go into this business, it will eat you alive and spit you out.
You will always be presented with what you think is great earning potential and later find out you failed again, getting employed at this time in just about any adult company with 0 skills in anything wont be possible in my opinion.

Sin 03-30-2009 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15690659)
Is this who I think it is?

It is!!! LONG time!! ;)

Sin 03-30-2009 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15690704)
Wow, what an entrance. Hi Sin. How are you?

I'm doing awesome!!

JustDaveXxx 03-31-2009 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 15690751)
OK, fuck it im going to help you out just a little here buddy!
Without really putting any time and effort into it?.

Why this thread is so fucked up, yet so much like 500 others ive seen over the last few years!
1. Thru your research you found GFY to be the best place to talk business or do business ?learn from others??
2. See 1. You completely failed at doing even basic research about a business you would like to work in?.
3. You have been a member for over 1 year and still knows NADA? Seriously common?
4. Assuming that you should start at the bottom, that is like calling yourself a looser, why would I hire your sorry ass?


What you should be focusing on.
1. PROPER research, if you know how to use google that will be your friend right now
2. Finding your place in this business , IF you are say a kickass programmer why would you assume that starting at the bottom was something you should be doing?
3. Reading articles for months and months, don?t take advice from people you don?t know ?YES I see the irony here?, especially on GFY, finding gold nuggets on GFY is just about impossible unless you know who is who.

IF you have no real skills at this time do NOT go into this business, it will eat you alive and spit you out.
You will always be presented with what you think is great earning potential and later find out you failed again, getting employed at this time in just about any adult company with 0 skills in anything wont be possible in my opinion.




Very well said. But i dont really think this guy is gonna get it.


I cleaned out a drain full of baby wipes, shot a scene, went to Carrie Anns surprise Bday party with Megan, Penny flame, porno Dan, Revsand and a few others, put my daughter to bed and got on GFY to see that Corky is still at it????


Dude!! Move on!! "Life goes on". Nobody is hiring!!


This guy is 12 or a fake Nic.:2 cents:

DWB 03-31-2009 01:30 AM

Brandon,
You ask a question that is not easy to answer.

The top 5 companies for what? DVD Studios? Websites? Toys? VOD? Replication? Content Sales? Software? Webcams?

Do you want to work behind the scenes while porn is being created? Or do you want to fluff a tranny for the largest Transsexual company in the world? The answers here are endless.

What skills do you have? What type of company are you looking for? And where are you located? ALL things we need to know before we can tell you anything of any merit.

DWB 03-31-2009 01:37 AM

Actually, I would hire you if you are willing to travel to south east Asia to be a bottom for tranny scenes. I would work you every day, $200 a day.

Buuuut... since you don't want to preform, I would hire you to come to south east Asia and just carry my gear around, set up the lights, hold the lube and clean up the shit and cum on the couch when the scene was complete.

I'm serious. Here is your chance. It's the only gig you are going to get.

If you want to start at "the bottom" here is your chance.


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