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qxm 03-31-2009 01:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15691012)
Actually, I would hire you if you are willing to travel to south east Asia to be a bottom for tranny scenes. I would work you every day, $200 a day.

Buuuut... since you don't want to preform, I would hire you to come to south east Asia and just carry my gear around, set up the lights, hold the lube and clean up the shit and cum on the couch when the scene was complete.

I'm serious. Here is your chance. It's the only gig you are going to get.

If you want to start at "the bottom" here is your chance.
Soon to be featured in "Dirty Jobs" ??!!! :Oh crap

DWB 03-31-2009 01:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by qxm (Post 15691031)
Soon to be featured in "Dirty Jobs" ??!!! :Oh crap
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

BVF 03-31-2009 03:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15691012)
Actually, I would hire you if you are willing to travel to south east Asia to be a bottom for tranny scenes. I would work you every day, $200 a day.

Buuuut... since you don't want to preform, I would hire you to come to south east Asia and just carry my gear around, set up the lights, hold the lube and clean up the shit and cum on the couch when the scene was complete.

I'm serious. Here is your chance. It's the only gig you are going to get.

If you want to start at "the bottom" here is your chance.
BrandonK, take this job...I'm not bullshittin.......Suck how ever many dicks you need to suck to get enough money for a plane ticket and get on that plane.

JimmiDean 03-31-2009 03:49 AM
I think this is the same tool that asked for advice at another board.
Then slammed anyone you gave him any.
Trust me push ignore and stop wasting your time,
Unless you are posting to him for pure fun.
I suspect the next Larence Conor is among us,
Anyways pushing ignore now.
Cheers

Paul Markham 03-31-2009 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15689995)
OK. Great. Thanks. But which are the top 5 companies to work for? Do you have a clue?
Yes Jdavis does and if you need to ask here no you don't. Nor do you have the gumption of business acumen to find out. What position are you applying for?

Or was that the next question? :1orglaugh

Quote:
Unless you are posting to him for pure fun.
Jimmi got it in one.

Raf1 03-31-2009 03:54 AM
this has got to be another fake. The attitude and the dumb questions are just too much, lol :)

PornHero 03-31-2009 05:10 AM
I'm jealous, how come my threads are never this long, my threads always die a quick death :(

Klen 03-31-2009 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15690135)
Reminds me of the 10 emails I get a day that say something like "Hi, I want to be a pornstar, I have a big dick. Can you give me the info of the top 5 sites and top 5 producers to work for?"
I never even know where to start or what to say so I just delete them without replying at all hehe
On your place i would write a book "how to become a pornstar"and sell it for 50$ per copy.

CurrentlySober 03-31-2009 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15690692)
smell my finger

Ohh! Ohh! Me! Me! :)

I like poo :)

Pleasurepays 03-31-2009 06:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690070)
So, as a producer you do EVERYTHING? All the contracts, bookings, marketing, public relations, etc. You're amazing!
everybody knows... you NEVER go full retard

you.. you went full retard, man.

you never go full retard!


http://images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/5241015.jpg

Libertine 03-31-2009 07:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15691012)
Actually, I would hire you if you are willing to travel to south east Asia to be a bottom for tranny scenes. I would work you every day, $200 a day.

Buuuut... since you don't want to preform, I would hire you to come to south east Asia and just carry my gear around, set up the lights, hold the lube and clean up the shit and cum on the couch when the scene was complete.

I'm serious. Here is your chance. It's the only gig you are going to get.

If you want to start at "the bottom" here is your chance.
Apart from the cleaning up the shit part, that actually doesn't sound half-bad :1orglaugh

South east Asia and plenty of trannies... what more could a guy want?

Eva PSC 03-31-2009 08:58 AM
Very entertaining thread

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-31-2009 09:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15691777)
South east Asia and plenty of trannies... what more could a guy want?
Less dick? :Oh crap

nation-x 03-31-2009 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690183)
I'm willing to start at the bottom, behind the scenes.
Umm... you don't have a choice... :2 cents:

AaliyahLove 03-31-2009 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 15691347)
On your place i would write a book "how to become a pornstar"and sell it for 50$ per copy.
LOL.. ur right, I should.. what I really want to say to these retards is "I'm a fucking webcam model.. not an agent, not a porn company.. WTF would you ask ME to make YOU a male pornstar?!" LOL..

I've read this entire thread and have no idea what this guy expects to get out of asking a question then insulting everyone who took the time to answer,what a douche. But I wouldn't be surprised if I see him in Vegas with a badge around his neck by the pool being a douche this June though... hehehe

RogerV 03-31-2009 11:46 AM
I have something for you www.GetRichInPorn.com

Voodoo 03-31-2009 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by RogerV (Post 15692763)
I have something for you www.GetRichInPorn.com
Domain for sale: RichInPorn.com, interested? :-)

JustDaveXxx 03-31-2009 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15691000)
Brandon,
You ask a question that is not easy to answer.

The top 5 companies for what? DVD Studios? Websites? Toys? VOD? Replication? Content Sales? Software? Webcams?

Do you want to work behind the scenes while porn is being created? Or do you want to fluff a tranny for the largest Transsexual company in the world? The answers here are endless.

What skills do you have? What type of company are you looking for? And where are you located? ALL things we need to know before we can tell you anything of any merit.



HAHAHAHAHAHA!! this is getting too funny!!! Dirty you kill me with your comments. Good to see your take on it.


I got to see the response from Corky when he reads all of this shit!:thumbsup

Twistys Tim 03-31-2009 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 15691531)
everybody knows... you NEVER go full retard

you.. you went full retard, man.

you never go full retard!


http://images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/5241015.jpg
That is fucking funny!!!!

Ron2k1 03-31-2009 01:33 PM
So this guy registered at GFY in 2007 and suddenly he starts to throll here like an idiot?

That guy must be some fake nick, this can't be serious.

marcop 03-31-2009 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15689946)
Hey guys I need your advice. I'm starting in the adult industry - on the business side, not as an actor or producer - mainly to learn more about the industry and the business. What are the top 5 adult companies to work for? Hustler and Playboy comes to mind as they're both well established companies with proven track records. But I would also consider companies like Voyeur Media and Lethal Hardcore.

I'd like to hear from people close to the industry.
The porn industry is already full of producers, directors, photographers, marketers, etc., who have no fucking clue what they're doing.

You'll probably make more money collecting welfare.

JustDaveXxx 03-31-2009 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by marcop (Post 15694117)
The porn industry is already full of producers, directors, photographers, marketers, etc., who have no fucking clue what they're doing.

You'll probably make more money collecting welfare.
hahahahaha! So true:thumbsup

AdultSoftwareSolutions 03-31-2009 04:49 PM
Which part of the industry? The industry is very broad.

Janak 03-31-2009 04:55 PM
My advice: run around waving your hands above your head and frothing at the mouth.

HDADULT 03-31-2009 06:51 PM
Run, run far far away

BrandonK 04-01-2009 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15691140)
BrandonK, take this job...I'm not bullshittin.......Suck how ever many dicks you need to suck to get enough money for a plane ticket and get on that plane.
...and how long after that do I keep wearing the mask and sunglasses?

BrandonK 04-01-2009 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by victoriavain (Post 15690707)
I can send you a referal to be a fluffer. -plz send a face pic.
Send you...a face pic? Why, so you can see if it works? No thanks.

BVF 04-01-2009 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15699106)
...and how long after that do I keep wearing the mask and sunglasses?
Until you learn enough to stop asking dumb questions and rejecting legitimate job offers?

BrandonK 04-01-2009 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15699244)
Until you learn enough to stop asking dumb questions and rejecting legitimate job offers?
That one went over yer head, eh lad? I'm referring to your avatar (probably the same one you've had for years). Unless, of course, you haven't yet learned to stop asking dumb questions and rejecting legitimate job offers. Hey, you said it.

BVF 04-01-2009 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15699279)
That one went over yer head, eh lad? I'm referring to your avatar (probably the same one you've had for years). Unless, of course, you haven't yet learned to stop asking dumb questions and rejecting legitimate job offers. Hey, you said it.
Of course I know that you are referring to my avatar....Do you think you're the first one in all of these years to comment on me wearing a mask?

BrandonK 04-01-2009 05:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PornHero (Post 15691322)
I'm jealous, how come my threads are never this long, my threads always die a quick death :(
My point exactly. Thank you all for participating. I'll post again when I have more down time... probably in the next 2 years! :1orglaugh


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