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BrandonK 03-30-2009 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi (Post 15690469)
this guy has to be a fake nic of someone! :1orglaugh Ok who's really bored tonight and decided to be this guy?

Ding ding ding ding ding!!!! And the winner is... fuck, that's why you're Jedi.

Ozarkz 03-30-2009 08:27 PM

I find people who are successful in adult don't decide one day they want to get into it..

They some how make a natural progression to doing it..

or they are born into it..


Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15690395)
Go fucking learn on your own. Pick up some books. For fuck's sake... GOOGLE THAT SHIT. "Google what?" <--- Who gives a fuck? Whatever the fuck you are thinking and want to ask "How do I?" or "What is the best?" or "Where can I?" or any other stupid noob questions.... Refer to my Google statement, and fuck off.

Voodoo I officially have a man crush on you. :thumbsup

BrandonK 03-30-2009 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mistah Charlie (Post 15690471)
I can't believe there are some people here being nice to you. Wowser. I have only one thing to tell you:

GFY :321GFY

GFY = GO FUCK YOURSELF

Wow. Dumbasses, jackasses...and math wizes too. You figured out that equation all by yourself? I bet you're good at pi too. It's pie you probably have a problem with.

We can do this all fucking day. But why bother?

dirtysouth 03-30-2009 08:37 PM

Hold up! This guy may be a lawyer! Probably the only job that's in demand ATM. :1orglaugh

Dirty F 03-30-2009 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690358)
So, 99% have no clue?

It somehow doesnt surprise me you dont have a job and are looking for one. What's the longest you worked for someone before getting fired for being a total fucking idiot? 3 days?

AaronM 03-30-2009 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi (Post 15690469)
this guy has to be a fake nic of someone! :1orglaugh Ok who's really bored tonight and decided to be this guy?


Was starting to wonder that myself.

»Rob Content« 03-30-2009 09:50 PM

I you want to start as a bottom, you should maybe try working for myfirsttwinksex.com

They will teach you to properly bottom.

baddog 03-30-2009 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sin (Post 15690006)
Nobody here has any clues.

Is this who I think it is?

Loch 03-30-2009 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15690232)
That alone will earn you a bit of respect. :thumbsup

I was just thinking the same, ok onto reading the rest of this brilliant yet disturbing thread LOL

digitaldivas 03-30-2009 09:59 PM

hm, interesting thread

2012 03-30-2009 10:05 PM

smell my finger

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-30-2009 10:07 PM

This thread wins the award!

baddog 03-30-2009 10:08 PM

Wow, what an entrance. Hi Sin. How are you?

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Originally Posted by Wagerboy (Post 15690306)
I love seeing someone that makes NO money knocking others to up his post count to sell his sig for $100...Load up the post bot LOSER. (or buy posts, whatever works for you baller)

You heard the phrase "game knows game?" Probably works the other way too.

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Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690423)
I don't think that's what I said. Don't worry, your MCD gig is safe.

Do me next.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi (Post 15690469)
this guy has to be a fake nic of someone! :1orglaugh Ok who's really bored tonight and decided to be this guy?

I was just thinking the same thing.

Bad troll, bad. :1orglaugh

victoriavain 03-30-2009 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15689946)
Hey guys I need your advice. I'm starting in the adult industry - on the business side, not as an actor or producer - mainly to learn more about the industry and the business. What are the top 5 adult companies to work for? Hustler and Playboy comes to mind as they're both well established companies with proven track records. But I would also consider companies like Voyeur Media and Lethal Hardcore.

I'd like to hear from people close to the industry.


I can send you a referal to be a fluffer. -plz send a face pic.

Loch 03-30-2009 10:23 PM

OK, fuck it im going to help you out just a little here buddy!
Without really putting any time and effort into it?.

Why this thread is so fucked up, yet so much like 500 others ive seen over the last few years!
1. Thru your research you found GFY to be the best place to talk business or do business ?learn from others??
2. See 1. You completely failed at doing even basic research about a business you would like to work in?.
3. You have been a member for over 1 year and still knows NADA? Seriously common?
4. Assuming that you should start at the bottom, that is like calling yourself a looser, why would I hire your sorry ass?


What you should be focusing on.
1. PROPER research, if you know how to use google that will be your friend right now
2. Finding your place in this business , IF you are say a kickass programmer why would you assume that starting at the bottom was something you should be doing?
3. Reading articles for months and months, don?t take advice from people you don?t know ?YES I see the irony here?, especially on GFY, finding gold nuggets on GFY is just about impossible unless you know who is who.

IF you have no real skills at this time do NOT go into this business, it will eat you alive and spit you out.
You will always be presented with what you think is great earning potential and later find out you failed again, getting employed at this time in just about any adult company with 0 skills in anything wont be possible in my opinion.

Sin 03-30-2009 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15690659)
Is this who I think it is?

It is!!! LONG time!! ;)

Sin 03-30-2009 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15690704)
Wow, what an entrance. Hi Sin. How are you?

I'm doing awesome!!

JustDaveXxx 03-31-2009 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 15690751)
OK, fuck it im going to help you out just a little here buddy!
Without really putting any time and effort into it?.

Why this thread is so fucked up, yet so much like 500 others ive seen over the last few years!
1. Thru your research you found GFY to be the best place to talk business or do business ?learn from others??
2. See 1. You completely failed at doing even basic research about a business you would like to work in?.
3. You have been a member for over 1 year and still knows NADA? Seriously common?
4. Assuming that you should start at the bottom, that is like calling yourself a looser, why would I hire your sorry ass?


What you should be focusing on.
1. PROPER research, if you know how to use google that will be your friend right now
2. Finding your place in this business , IF you are say a kickass programmer why would you assume that starting at the bottom was something you should be doing?
3. Reading articles for months and months, don?t take advice from people you don?t know ?YES I see the irony here?, especially on GFY, finding gold nuggets on GFY is just about impossible unless you know who is who.

IF you have no real skills at this time do NOT go into this business, it will eat you alive and spit you out.
You will always be presented with what you think is great earning potential and later find out you failed again, getting employed at this time in just about any adult company with 0 skills in anything wont be possible in my opinion.




Very well said. But i dont really think this guy is gonna get it.


I cleaned out a drain full of baby wipes, shot a scene, went to Carrie Anns surprise Bday party with Megan, Penny flame, porno Dan, Revsand and a few others, put my daughter to bed and got on GFY to see that Corky is still at it????


Dude!! Move on!! "Life goes on". Nobody is hiring!!


This guy is 12 or a fake Nic.:2 cents:

DWB 03-31-2009 01:30 AM

Brandon,
You ask a question that is not easy to answer.

The top 5 companies for what? DVD Studios? Websites? Toys? VOD? Replication? Content Sales? Software? Webcams?

Do you want to work behind the scenes while porn is being created? Or do you want to fluff a tranny for the largest Transsexual company in the world? The answers here are endless.

What skills do you have? What type of company are you looking for? And where are you located? ALL things we need to know before we can tell you anything of any merit.

DWB 03-31-2009 01:37 AM

Actually, I would hire you if you are willing to travel to south east Asia to be a bottom for tranny scenes. I would work you every day, $200 a day.

Buuuut... since you don't want to preform, I would hire you to come to south east Asia and just carry my gear around, set up the lights, hold the lube and clean up the shit and cum on the couch when the scene was complete.

I'm serious. Here is your chance. It's the only gig you are going to get.

If you want to start at "the bottom" here is your chance.

qxm 03-31-2009 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15691012)
Actually, I would hire you if you are willing to travel to south east Asia to be a bottom for tranny scenes. I would work you every day, $200 a day.

Buuuut... since you don't want to preform, I would hire you to come to south east Asia and just carry my gear around, set up the lights, hold the lube and clean up the shit and cum on the couch when the scene was complete.

I'm serious. Here is your chance. It's the only gig you are going to get.

If you want to start at "the bottom" here is your chance.

Soon to be featured in "Dirty Jobs" ??!!! :Oh crap

DWB 03-31-2009 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm (Post 15691031)
Soon to be featured in "Dirty Jobs" ??!!! :Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

BVF 03-31-2009 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15691012)
Actually, I would hire you if you are willing to travel to south east Asia to be a bottom for tranny scenes. I would work you every day, $200 a day.

Buuuut... since you don't want to preform, I would hire you to come to south east Asia and just carry my gear around, set up the lights, hold the lube and clean up the shit and cum on the couch when the scene was complete.

I'm serious. Here is your chance. It's the only gig you are going to get.

If you want to start at "the bottom" here is your chance.

BrandonK, take this job...I'm not bullshittin.......Suck how ever many dicks you need to suck to get enough money for a plane ticket and get on that plane.

JimmiDean 03-31-2009 03:49 AM

I think this is the same tool that asked for advice at another board.
Then slammed anyone you gave him any.
Trust me push ignore and stop wasting your time,
Unless you are posting to him for pure fun.
I suspect the next Larence Conor is among us,
Anyways pushing ignore now.
Cheers

Paul Markham 03-31-2009 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15689995)
OK. Great. Thanks. But which are the top 5 companies to work for? Do you have a clue?

Yes Jdavis does and if you need to ask here no you don't. Nor do you have the gumption of business acumen to find out. What position are you applying for?

Or was that the next question? :1orglaugh

Quote:

Unless you are posting to him for pure fun.
Jimmi got it in one.

Raf1 03-31-2009 03:54 AM

this has got to be another fake. The attitude and the dumb questions are just too much, lol :)

PornHero 03-31-2009 05:10 AM

I'm jealous, how come my threads are never this long, my threads always die a quick death :(

Klen 03-31-2009 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15690135)
Reminds me of the 10 emails I get a day that say something like "Hi, I want to be a pornstar, I have a big dick. Can you give me the info of the top 5 sites and top 5 producers to work for?"
I never even know where to start or what to say so I just delete them without replying at all hehe

On your place i would write a book "how to become a pornstar"and sell it for 50$ per copy.

CurrentlySober 03-31-2009 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15690692)
smell my finger


Ohh! Ohh! Me! Me! :)

I like poo :)

Pleasurepays 03-31-2009 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690070)
So, as a producer you do EVERYTHING? All the contracts, bookings, marketing, public relations, etc. You're amazing!

everybody knows... you NEVER go full retard

you.. you went full retard, man.

you never go full retard!


http://images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/5241015.jpg

Libertine 03-31-2009 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15691012)
Actually, I would hire you if you are willing to travel to south east Asia to be a bottom for tranny scenes. I would work you every day, $200 a day.

Buuuut... since you don't want to preform, I would hire you to come to south east Asia and just carry my gear around, set up the lights, hold the lube and clean up the shit and cum on the couch when the scene was complete.

I'm serious. Here is your chance. It's the only gig you are going to get.

If you want to start at "the bottom" here is your chance.

Apart from the cleaning up the shit part, that actually doesn't sound half-bad :1orglaugh

South east Asia and plenty of trannies... what more could a guy want?

Eva PSC 03-31-2009 08:58 AM

Very entertaining thread

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-31-2009 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15691777)
South east Asia and plenty of trannies... what more could a guy want?

Less dick? :Oh crap

nation-x 03-31-2009 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonK (Post 15690183)
I'm willing to start at the bottom, behind the scenes.

Umm... you don't have a choice... :2 cents:

AaliyahLove 03-31-2009 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 15691347)
On your place i would write a book "how to become a pornstar"and sell it for 50$ per copy.

LOL.. ur right, I should.. what I really want to say to these retards is "I'm a fucking webcam model.. not an agent, not a porn company.. WTF would you ask ME to make YOU a male pornstar?!" LOL..

I've read this entire thread and have no idea what this guy expects to get out of asking a question then insulting everyone who took the time to answer,what a douche. But I wouldn't be surprised if I see him in Vegas with a badge around his neck by the pool being a douche this June though... hehehe

RogerV 03-31-2009 11:46 AM

I have something for you www.GetRichInPorn.com

Voodoo 03-31-2009 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV (Post 15692763)
I have something for you www.GetRichInPorn.com

Domain for sale: RichInPorn.com, interested? :-)

JustDaveXxx 03-31-2009 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15691000)
Brandon,
You ask a question that is not easy to answer.

The top 5 companies for what? DVD Studios? Websites? Toys? VOD? Replication? Content Sales? Software? Webcams?

Do you want to work behind the scenes while porn is being created? Or do you want to fluff a tranny for the largest Transsexual company in the world? The answers here are endless.

What skills do you have? What type of company are you looking for? And where are you located? ALL things we need to know before we can tell you anything of any merit.




HAHAHAHAHAHA!! this is getting too funny!!! Dirty you kill me with your comments. Good to see your take on it.


I got to see the response from Corky when he reads all of this shit!:thumbsup

Twistys Tim 03-31-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 15691531)
everybody knows... you NEVER go full retard

you.. you went full retard, man.

you never go full retard!


http://images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/5241015.jpg

That is fucking funny!!!!

Ron2k1 03-31-2009 01:33 PM

So this guy registered at GFY in 2007 and suddenly he starts to throll here like an idiot?

That guy must be some fake nick, this can't be serious.


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