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burntfilm 04-23-2009 01:32 PM

Man, I get fired all the time, I'm pretty sure you fired me yourself 3 or 4 times, plus all the times I've fired myself... No matter how many times I get fired I still manage to have a fucking job.

kmanrox 04-24-2009 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by burntfilm (Post 15781551)
Man, I get fired all the time, I'm pretty sure you fired me yourself 3 or 4 times, plus all the times I've fired myself... No matter how many times I get fired I still manage to have a fucking job.

I told you that you could always not have your original position back, any time bro! Just lmk and we'll work out the details :thumbsup

PornMD 04-24-2009 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15779983)
Ive never been fired, I always quit lol

Heh, I've only ever had 1 job and I quit to run my business full-time. It's amazing all the lemmings in the world that take the spoonfed "work 30+ years" life and have the audacity to complain about it instead of strive for more out of their lives.

rowan 04-24-2009 12:27 AM

lol at the number of people missing the joke and wanting to work remotely

... or is it me that's missing it? :helpme

devine 04-24-2009 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey (Post 15780075)

oh my goodness where the fuck do you get these things? :1orglaugh

Raf1 04-24-2009 12:36 AM

I'd like to fire myself sometimes and just go on a long vacation for at least a year :)

adonthenet 04-24-2009 02:32 AM

A bump for ya :) I would like to apply for an affiliate manager, if you still in lookup you can email me : happypuppy20 [at] gmail.com
so we can talk further more :)

blowme_DL 04-24-2009 02:54 AM

i want to be a graphic designer :) but i dont want to be fired tommorow =) hhahhha

Nicky 04-24-2009 03:27 AM

lol at this and all replies

You can fire me if u want, probably general webmaster. :)

halfpint 04-24-2009 03:33 AM

Ill pop a cap in ur ass before you fire me

asl 04-24-2009 04:08 AM

Yes, I've just been fired on ICQ.

Thanks Kman !

mikeyddddd 04-24-2009 04:22 AM

http://www.mikeyddddd.com/gfy/images...webcam-guy.gif
I am overqualified
as I am unemployable.



mOrrI 04-24-2009 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 15780197)

Damn it busted... :(

ExLust 04-24-2009 04:57 AM

Bump and good luck on searching.

bmchunu 04-24-2009 05:05 AM

You can fire me too

Webmistress - Doreen 04-24-2009 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15779971)
Please post a brief resume or summary of your qualifications. We'll be firing for the following positions:

General Webmaster
Programmer/Developer
Graphics Designer
Affiliate Managers

Thank you to all who reply. POST YOUR SUMMARY HERE.

**** DO NOT ICQ ME ****

Hi. My name is Doreen. Former Sales Rep of CJTraffic.com / MadisonAvenue.com and I would like to like apply for the Affiliate Manager position. I currently filed my resignation in an online payment gateway company and would like to go back in the adult biz.

Here's the link to my resume for your assessment: http://doreenmalbas.com/docs/public/RESUME.html

You can send me an email at slicklyn at gmail dot com. Looking forward to hearing from you!

Webmistress - Doreen 04-24-2009 07:01 AM

I forgot to mention that I also have an outsourcing company. We specialize in:

- SEO Services
- SEM Services
- Affiliate and Internet Marketing
- Web Design
- Web Development

Scope us out! www.kposeekers.com Tell us what exactly you need to be done and we will send you a project proposal with time line and pricing.

Cheers!

wicked1 04-24-2009 07:40 AM

Experience as affiliate manager and general webmaster

If you would like to chat ICQ 10365830

TurboAngel 04-24-2009 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15779983)
I remember calling my last job (decade ago)and telling them I woldnt be coming in, they asked why... I said, "I made a bunch of money on the internet this week, more than I would if I came in, I dont think im gonna come in anymore"

they were dumfounded, I didnt even go in for my check, made em mail it to me.

Ive never been fired, I always quit lol

But hey, you can fire me Kman!

LMAO that's how it went down for me all so! I started by selling sunglasses and them boom I had a great week and had to make the call I wasn't going back to work.

Drake 04-24-2009 09:19 AM

I've worked with kman. It's interesting to say the least. The better the quality of work that you do, the faster you get demoted.

Iron Fist 04-24-2009 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 15783524)
Ill pop a cap in ur ass before you fire me

Well at least your honest :) Put that on your resume too...

Nicky 04-24-2009 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webmistress - Doreen (Post 15783877)
Hi. My name is Doreen. Former Sales Rep of CJTraffic.com / MadisonAvenue.com and I would like to like apply for the Affiliate Manager position. I currently filed my resignation in an online payment gateway company and would like to go back in the adult biz.

Here's the link to my resume for your assessment: http://doreenmalbas.com/docs/public/RESUME.html

You can send me an email at slicklyn at gmail dot com. Looking forward to hearing from you!

Ok, you're fired.

rowan 04-24-2009 09:51 AM

There's going to be a lot of red faces in this thread when their owners read it more closely.

halfpint 04-24-2009 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15784281)
Well at least your honest :) Put that on your resume too...

lol. think I will :)

Zyzz 04-24-2009 11:33 AM

http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1240596722394.jpg

You can't fire me damn it! I'm america :pimp

OMG Jim 04-24-2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webmistress - Doreen (Post 15783877)
Hi. My name is Doreen. Former Sales Rep of CJTraffic.com / MadisonAvenue.com and I would like to like apply for the Affiliate Manager position. I currently filed my resignation in an online payment gateway company and would like to go back in the adult biz. Here's the link to my resume for your assessment: http://doreenmalbas.com/docs/public/RESUME.html You can send me an email at slicklyn at gmail dot com. Looking forward to hearing from you!

http://www.schoellerfamily.org/image...reeling-in.jpg
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JFK 04-24-2009 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim (Post 15784775)

" slicklyn at gmail dot com", er NOT so slick :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

kmanrox 04-25-2009 06:16 AM

We're STILL firing and looking to let go a few MORE PEOPLE!

Chosen 04-25-2009 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15787488)
We're STILL firing and looking to let go a few MORE PEOPLE!

:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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