MY APPLICATION ROCKS!!! If he does all of what i ask, he will be worth trying out.lol For no pay of course.lol

what i wanna know is why when i post an ad for extras ... i get nothing but dick pictures. No matter how many times i say their will be no nudity, no sex, etc. And they don't even show the face attached to the dick!

it seems any ad i put i craigs list i get dick pictures ... ::sigh::

admit it - you want it :winkwink:

but it's also very obvious on adult dating sites, contact magazines etc. - men seem to be obsessed by posting their penis

I just cant believe this!! Hahaha

Same here - I run adds for the "brother" role on Bring Me Your Sister and the guys send pics of their cocks - or show up for an interview and then discover that they won't "be fuckin any bitches" and back out - despite that add clearly saying "Casting for a non-sexual role in an adult production". If the stupid fucks really wanted to break into the business, they should be more than happy to show up on set, get to know the "players" and show that they can behave and are comfortable with the whole thing.

I would be a thousand times more likely to audition someone that has proved they can get along on set than to grab a totally unknown.

I actually had one guy tell me he wanted to be in porn but I had to pay him $2K per shoot - we all laughed so hard it hurt.

Then there's the girl that claims she will only work with her own boyfriend. I tell them to stop by - sign a release and go at it. I usually go back to work as they try to perform for someone that obviously doesn't give a fuck. Of the 30 or so guys that have been schlept in here by their girlfriends, one was able to get it hard - and none could finish. Even had one guy yelling at his girl fried for not getting him hard. Yup, that's the kind of drama I want on set - dumb ass. Best part is, about 20% of the girls that claimed they would only work with their own "talent" call me the next day saying they'll work with anyone that can get it hard. Thena and Kiri on my sites both told their boyfriend's to shut the fuck up and did shoots with their BF watching. Jack wrote about Then's boyfriend on her blog Xlies.com and I put one about another couple on Outlaw Porn Blogs - not sure how I ever got talked into that one but wtf....... we all got to learn somehow.

thanks for the laughs lol

I have a sign on the wallboard by my desk that says, "NEVER SHOOT COUPLES". Because I've shot too many girls (about 20) who would only work with their boyfriends and almost every time the guy wasn't able to perform or was horribly bad.

How is it that 19 year old guys can't get hard? I don't think I could get soft when I was 19.

I get hundreds of these every month, all from guys who are 100% sure that they can perform. Here's what I send them -- because of it's length, I might have to break it up into a few postings below. Feel free to use it if you want to:
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GETTING INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY
BY: Dave Cummings----Porn Star/Producer/Director


Many individuals, both female and male, fantasize about becoming a porn star, or somehow finding a way to get into the Porn Industry. Some folks want to be in front of the camera as actual porn stars, while some just want to be involved with porn productions and become an ?insider?. Now that the Internet has flourished, it?s become another avenue into porn for those seeking entry. Let?s look at some of the different routes one might travel in their quest to be involved with the world of porn.

For reasonably attractive females with nice figures, it?s relatively easy. Knowing someone already in the Industry might facilitate their journey into porn, otherwise they?ll need to do some Internet research to find and contact an agent or manager, preferably a reputable one in the Los Angeles area where most porn productions take place. In the past, there has been a steady stream of new legal-age girls wanting the adventure and/or money and/or fame of becoming a starlet; but, in the last few years there?s been a significant increase, indeed almost a flood, in the numbers of women hoping to become famous and affluent porn stars and to later return to their high school class reunions and bask in the glow of stardom. The name of the game during recent years is the demand for new fresh faces; this often results in pursuits by producers and directors seeking to hire new starlets as a means of increasing sales. Thus new wannabe porn starlets are in demand. New girls can make a lot of money, especially when they first enter the Industry; but, unless they are especially good at their craft or have extraordinary professionalism and drive to make porn a career, the need for the even newer fresh faces soon becomes a challenge for their longevity as the even ?newer? incoming girls seem to nudge some of the existing faces out of the limelight. The exceptional girls who end up making it a longer term career usually are well known for their dependability, punctuality, a solid enjoyment of sex which is exhibited by truly hot sex scene performances, personality, and high standards of all-around professionalism.

Let?s look now at the issue of men wanting to become porn studs. Prior to the days of prescription pills to aid and enhance one?s sexual performance abilities, the number of porn studs in the Industry was much smaller than at present, and viewers had to endure seeing the same core group of us guys over and over. The reason why we were qualified as career porn studs was our ?functionality?, something that still applies today; candidly, even some new guys presently masking their use of pharmaceutical assistance still seem to sometimes get ?stage fright? and some seem to have difficulty doing a timely ?money shot?. I?ll discuss the functionality matter a little later.

Part 2:

Because I (and many other Adult Industry individuals and entities) receive hundreds and hundreds of serious inquiries every month from guys wanting to know how they can become porn stars, I’ve written up this general response. As a Producer and Director, I’d love to have a much larger pool of proven male performers so that female viewers could enjoy watching handsome studs performing with some girl while the female viewer fantasizes about herself actually being the girl in the video. I sense that the porn viewers now include more and more women and couples, unlike the past when most viewers were masturbating men.

The problem here is for me to be candid without hurting anyone’s feelings; there’s no easy way to tell guys that the chance of them getting even a “try-out” or an audition is remote (actually, there no longer is such a thing as an “audition”, let alone getting one with a new applicant’s favorite porn starlet!). The present lack of “want ads” for new studs has little to do with new aspirants, but rather results from the informal system that’s evolved over time based mostly upon past experiences of disappointed Directors who let themselves be talked into using some previous new guys who touted themselves as true studs (which they well might have been in their private life, but unfortunately were not when they got in front of cameras on a set with people watching---new guys with performance difficulties are nightmares for Directors, crews, and everyone involved with the shoot, including the starlet scheduled to have sex on film with the aspirant). Probably, the new guy who wants to get into performing undoubtedly is a true stud with the ladies or his significant other, and/or in a group situation like a swinger’s party, but merely deciding to become a porn star does not get him even considered anymore. The present lack of enthusiasm for giving new guys a shot at a career as a porn stud was informally established when similar men in the past were strongly recommended by someone (perhaps even by someone in the Industry, or by a starlet or female with first-hand knowledge), only to have “performance anxiety” and freeze up in front of the cameras, lights, and sometimes his inpatient co-star as well as the crew/director/producer, other actors and actresses, make-up persons, on-lookers, catering people, magazine photographers, location owners and their “gawking” friends/neighbors/relatives, company owners and staff, Industry media, online gossip or news columnists, etc. A new guy who loses his “functionality” causes loss of production time and filming momentum, and possibly additional expenses in overtime charges for the location, rental equipment, and crew. Resultantly, Directors and Producers usually will not accept new guys, no matter who recommends them or how impressive the new guy or his girlfriend says his penile “credentials” and sexual performance abilities are. It’s been my experience, and that of many insiders, that new guys are absolutely certain and insistent that they can adequately perform in a functionary manner, but most still fail no matter how much confidence they exhibit, sometimes in spite of the prescription pills they might have privately ingested.

If so many serious and motivated “potential porn stud applicants” contact me constantly, can you imagine how many are writing/emailing/phoning the porn girls, insiders and other porn guys like me, studios, magazines, crews, gentlemen’s clubs etc? Yet, even with new guys masking their use of pharmaceuticals and/or sometimes being part of a male-female couple, I see only 5-6 credible new guys a year making it into the business; and, even some of these get “cut from the roster” if they don’t possess adequate and consistent functionality. It doesn’t seem to matter (or be an adequate excuse to the studio owners, producers, directors, crews, starlets, or anyone else adversely affected by delays due to sub-par functionality) if the new guy just ran an exhausting marathon, was taking decongestants or antihistamines for a sinus blockage or a cold, or unavoidably got only a few hours sleep the previous night----it’s an unforgiving business decision not to take a chance using the new guy ever again. Worse, the word of a new guy’s non-functionality seems to spread like the speed of light throughout the Industry. There’s a lot of pressure on the male performer; unlike his female co-star, he can’t fake sexual excitement nor can he hide climaxing too soon before the director gives him the directive to do the “money shot”. Instead, the guy has to have a solid and almost-constant erection whenever the camera is rolling, and for the hour-plus it usually takes to film the hardcore portion of the scene, and in spite of the constant stopping and restarting for such things as changing a camera battery, relocating lighting, stopping for required photos of the action, shifting back and forth between the hardcore and the cable-television non-hardcore filming, starlet make-up touch ups, potty breaks, cigarette breaks for cast/crew, water, the sound of someone’s ringing or vibrating cell phone, or a passing airplane, or the starting-up of a lawn mower down the street, and on and on!

Part 3:

The key for a new guy is all centered around functionality, namely: getting an erection quickly; not climaxing too soon; and, indeed being able to do a money shot somewhat soon after the Director calls for it. Sometimes, new guys taking prescription medications intended to help them with their sexual performance have difficulty getting the money shot to happen quickly enough. Since “FUNCTIONALITY” is the name of the game for guys, let me reiterate that penis size, looks, muscles, and acting ability mean almost nothing for a guy. What DOES matter is the guy’s ability to get an almost instant erection in front of people on a set, to maintain functionality for the period of the shoot including being able to get “wood” erected quickly after the many stop-n-go interruptions during the shoot, to control the erection so as to not cum before the Director gives the OK, and, upon being directed to climax, the guy should do it relatively quickly without wasting the time of the starlet or the production folks.

Of course, guys must arrive on set on time, bring the correct wardrobe, have perfect personal hygiene in every way, bring their not-more-than 30 days old Adult Industry Medical (AIM) tests done via the state-of-the-art PCR/DNA testing regimen for chlamydia/gonorrhea/HIV, and bring their ID’s, including one government-issued ID showing the guy’s photo and date of birth on it. I always bring my State Driver’s license and my Department of Defense military ID card. Like I teach in my www.howtomakeadultvideos.com classes, in The Adult Industry, there’s real time, military time, and porn time – yes, porn time is usually the latest of them, so be prepared to sit around for possibly hours waiting for your sex scene to (finally) begin!

OK, so other than being a multi-millionaire who buys a porn company, what possibilities exist for a new guy to get paid to have sex with beautiful women in the Adult Industry? Well, one direct way is for the aspiring new guy to “discover” a SUPER-beautiful new girl who will agree to enter the Industry while letting him ride her coat-tails, and demanding that he be the exclusive stud she will ever “work with” on film (“work with” is our term for having sex in porn shoots). This can sometimes work if the girl is truly sizzling hot; it’s important, though, to understand that every year there are many hundreds of new girls entering the Industry seeking a shot at becoming a famous porn star, almost all of whom will work with any of the already-proven porn guys the Producer/Director wants to hire. A new aspirant’s “coat-tail” girl must therefore be so much more attractive than the other new girls, as well as the already-established other girls, that the Director will want her in his production so much that he might agree to her demand of working only with “her” new guy. Candidly, be aware that some new coat-tail girls might sever the deal with new guys at this stage if it means that they might lose THEIR chance to get a shot if the Director balks at hiring the new guy; after all, it means the Director must take a production cost chance on the coat-tail girl and her new guy, a risk he doesn’t have to take if he instead books one of the many other girls who will work with any of the famous star studs of the Director’s choosing. It might help if a new guy has and shows the Director a couple of tapes of him performing with girls in front of 10 or 20 other people to prove that he doesn’t get stage fright in front of lots of people. If the new guy and his coat-tail girl get some initial bookings and do well with them and another 8-10 shoots, perhaps he can then let it me known that he’s available for bookings with other girls in gangbangs and other productions; if the new guy performs successfully and meets the “functionality” criteria consistently, he’ll join the ranks of the already proven porn studs. Unlike the girls who make a lot of money, we guys are merely props to the point that the pay per sex scene is considerably less than what the girls make!

Another possible way to get into porn is via porn productions. Although the bi-monthly classes I teach in adult film-making are comprehensive and include information for couples wanting to film for their own private viewing or for doing “Cam” shows on the Internet, most students want to become producers as a means of making money and/or getting laid! Once a new producer firmly establishes himself or herself as a reputable player in the adult film arena, contact can then be established with agents and managers of porn talent (“talent” is the term for the women and men who appear in front of the camera) and start arranging bookings. It’s not surprising to find that some male producers hire themselves as the male talent, and then hire female porn stars whom they are especially sexually excited about working with. And, some new female producers might inject themselves into sex scenes with either males or females. The AIM testing I mentioned above comes into play, as professional talent mandates the tests, even if a condom will be used for the filming – after all, condoms do sometimes break or malfunction! I’ll return to productions per se in a bit, but first some information about other possible ways to be involved with productions, or to somehow find oneself as an “insider”.

Part 4:

A crew for porn shoots can be as few as a cameraman and a still photographer (to take shots for DVD box covers, as well as for marketing materials); but, some sets have large crews, such as additional cameramen for multi-angle and/or cable version footage as well as for “behind-the-scenes” filming for inclusion into the DVD “extras”. Sets can also have a Director (sometimes in addition to the Producer), Production Assistants, lighting and audio specialists, and ancillary folks for doing make-up, catering, paperwork, etc. Disappointingly, except for the large gangbangs, very few sets have “fluffers” any more (girls who orally “prepare” porn studs to do the on-camera performing). Producers/Directors seem to prefer using the same experienced crewmembers they’ve previously hired. Additions to crews usually come from recommendations from other directors, present crews, and talent, thus providing a basis for experience and professionalism. Directors and crews sometimes hire new crew folks who they find out about from various other sources, but they prefer people who won’t make production mistakes or hit on the girls while working on the set. As an aside, there’s no such thing as “Crew Appreciation Day” where porn girls give oral pleasure to crewmembers, so don’t expect any action if you get lucky and land a job through your Uncle Louie as an Assistant Production Assistant, or whatever. If you’re wondering if crewmembers ever get a shot at performing, I understand that some have had the opportunity to occasionally do “stunt” cum shots for porn studs who were having a bad day---because of the AIM and Industry-mandated testing regimen, such money shots are never to the girl’s face or near her orifices. Yes, crewmembers sometimes get to date porn girls on a personal level.

Script writing opportunities to get on sets or become an insider might offer some possibilities; however, scripts seem to be somewhat favored from an inner circle of already established “insider” authors. I understand that scripts provided by new writers result in payment of only hundreds, not thousands, of dollars. Since porn films and their budgets aren’t usually in the same league with productions such as “Gone With The Wind”, the Directors often write their own scripts. And, since there’s so much non-feature porn presently being produced, dialogue is often determined, staged, and improvised on the spot.

Some folks contact producers/directors agents, talent, and production companies with the offers of production investor funding. Although this sometimes gets outsiders inside, I need to return now to the general matter of productions per se and opine that we presently have a glut of new producers and a lot of excess footage and films looking for Distributors; thus, like the real estate markets have peaks and valleys, this might not be a good time for investing in films. Nevertheless, being involved with productions does offer a way to enter the world of porn. My class and it’s content at my www.howtomakeadultvideos.com site goes into significant detail about things like distribution, legalities and permits, cameras, lighting, resources, budgets, locations, shooting techniques, production ins and outs, casting, agents/managers, editing, packaging, marketing, happenings and problem-solving on porn sets, revenue sources, and a host of other aspects. Bottom line, getting into some aspect of production is a way for possibly entering the world of porn.

Another possibility is the Internet. More and more, we’re seeing adult Internet companies actually shooting content (photos and video), instead of licensing it from content providers or streaming video feeds. The advantage to shooting such content is the exclusiveness of the content, instead of their sites using some of the same content that can be seen at many other sites. Additionally, their output can later be placed on DVD and/or Video-On-Demand delivery systems, thus making them quasi-porn production folks. I sense that porn companies and adult Internet organizations might someday mix and match, sort of converging into cooperative entities, maybe even consolidating. I think the present adult Internet direction provides another avenue for entry into the porn world. Aspiring porn studs who have contacts with adult Internet folks or who know “Cam” girls who sometimes put on shows with guys might want to explore entry into the adult Internet content business as either producers or talent members as a way to get into porn?

All of the above is my personal opinion, and even though it might not sound encouraging, I had to be truthful and candid. I think my comments are on target. Keep in mind that you’re not alone in wanting to be a porn stud or production guy or insider—millions of others fantasize about it too, and hope that they personally have what it takes to become the next big-name male porn star. From time to time I’ll add to these comments via my “From The Trenches” or “Getting Into The Porn Industry” links at my www.davecummings.com, so I recommend that you check them out every once in a while; in fact, some past “From The Trenches” columns already discuss the present porn production situation.

Good luck,

Dave Cummings
Porn Star/Producer/Director

i need to get a copy of that sign.. i seem to forget this and it bites me every-time and every time i tell myself (after the shoot is done by way of miracles usually) DONT SHOOT COUPLES...

what i have done a few times with great success is if i am told by a model that her b/f is the only guy she will work with, i ask if he can also do another scene after her scene with another female model, usually a milf or something she cant compete with.
usually the next day the model responds back with "oh by the way, we are both able to work with other talent now..." problem solved.

Nice work Dave - you have way more patience than I do.

hm, if hefucks like as hespells...

I often hear from older guys wanting to know when I plan to retire, because they want to be my replacement! Some even want auditions with Vivid girls:-)

Jesus Fucking Christ - I just went to a party with Anistaija and I think every guy in the place hit us up asking how they could get in the business. She would look at them and say "I only fuck old men on camera" - damn I love that girl

http://www.gmpcash.com/temp/anistaija.jpg

What guy wouldn't want to be in porn after seeing this?

I sent this to get a response:

No return? So do you think you can do this? Im, curious If you truly feel in your heart that you can do this? Hope all is well,

Dave

Response:


.lol..it soundz crazy but im up for it..but dnt have da rite guyz 2 start da material with..ukno with the camera and all dat..but ikno 4 afact dat im have it in me..im very confident..at these kind of thingzz.but iwanna start da process..jus gota find da rite ppl




HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I love my job!! He is gonna do this!!!

We hear it just as much on the gay side of the biz, and the gay guys make the same claims, and have the same issues.

However, in our side of the business, if one guy can't get it up, at least we have the option of role-reversal, and you'd be surprised (or maybe you wouldn't) how often that ends up happening... whomever gets hard first is the top and the other guy is the bottom :)

The other thing I find really funny is all the straight guys who REALLY want to get in porn but absolutely won't shoot solos. They somehow think that if there's a girl there they'll be instantly hard even though they can't imagine getting hard for a solo.

We send 'em something that's much the same as what's been written here, and sometimes we'll let somebody come in for a shoot, with the understanding that if it ends up decent, we'll use it and pay them, and if not... nevermind. It works about half the time.

Oh and... Dave, I think your letter is great and I may end up using some of it... but the problem we have is we can't get our prospective models to even read 4 paragraphs, let alone 4 pages. I'm seriously thinking of making a video with somebody saying everything that's in the written materials with pretty charts and pictures, just so the guys will fucking understand what they're being asked to do. :)

so you're saying.... that fucking video i sent you.... was just a big fucking joke to you ????????

I love the crappy shorthand he uses. "Is it so bad 2 spelz wordz likes normal ppl"?

I tried to do the porn shoot myself. Did 3 scenes, but was unable to perform as expected. :-(

Tonight, I should practice on a CD case - maybe that will help.

Wow Dave, this thread is fucking classic.
We've gotten a few emails from guys in Africa begging us to be the male talent. I'll scour my email and post them in this thread if I still have them :)
Pretty damn funny as well...
Your CD case idea is hilarious.
Why can't this guy spell, btw?
What an idiot douche bag....

LOL, I remember a big producer saying 1 in 500 can really do the job.

can we have more posts like this?

This is the same guy that thinks women are bitches and ho's.



Why cd case?? Because the food thing would get me ill and everyone knows that a cd case is around and is a sizable target.

Why 10 friends?? Because when i shoot, i have can have 10 people on set at any given time. Crew, makeup artist, people that are waiting to get shot next etc.



And most of all, i find serious entertainment when people look stupid and think they are so cool.:thumbsup


I might put up his myspace link soon. but i want to see if he really does this and sends it in. Cant have somebody sending him a warning can i??




I love my job!!!!!

Nice conversation :)

Dave I has 7 guys over last night and one new blank Cd on the table check email for video I managed to stay hard!!!!!

lmk if you like

HAHAHAHA!!! I am thinking that i should start selling these things off to gay sites.


I used to shoot amiture that though they could do this. I had 2 cameras rolling and James Dean was the camera B in a spedo hoping that the guy could not get hard so he can fuck her.

We would get 45 min of the guy stroking his cock in hopes of it getting hard. I think id didnt help that i was ripping him a bit.lol



I would think that would be worth something now.lol

Alright Dave: As promised
They're nowhere near as brilliant as yours but a few of the emails we have received at SexandCash


I am somali man I life in sudan I am still student in sudan i watch several times this website I like To be A member of this website If you can and Ilike this job I am looking befor like this job.
thanks
tell: 0024992542746

Oh there were a few others that I'm not finding now but this is basically most of the emails we get....or something like "I want to fuck hot models I am a huge African man with a huge penis"

HAHAHAHA!! this is getting good. Im encoding some footage that i shot where i tryed out 4 guys and all 4 failed. then i i had a real performer finish it.

Also have old footage of a guy that thought he could be a male performer and we had Delila Strong eat his ass. Chico Wang really fucked this guy up. I heard that he had to see a shrink after that.lol

Generally, you get what you pay for!!!!!!!

Dude send them my way - I will use them for Fuck A Fan, Hand Job or Blow Job Winner.

I need fans who want to be in Porn!!!

We shoot mostly twinks (18-22). We've had at least a handful of creepy 40+ year old guys email us to tell us how incredibly hot (in their opinion) it would be to have an older gentleman with one of our twinks... and how they just *happen* to be available and might consider gracing us with their services. Usually said guys are about 200 pounds overweight, and lacking in anything that would be remotely appealing to our audience.

The sad part is, the guys sending the emails all think they're the first one ever to come up with such an idea, and present it as though it's some rare opportunity. Those usually don't even merit a response, though if they are persistent (a few have been) I usually send back a borderline-rude response that we don't shoot content where one model is old enough to be another model's dad (or in some cases, granddad). That usually silences them.

We also had one guy try to convince us that he was 19 and wanted to do a shoot for us... used every excuse in the book to try and get contact info for our models so he could "get to know them in preparation for the shoot" ... except that his pictures looked very old, and a little research revealed he was really 36, and was listed as a registered sex offender in California. That was another one we dispatched pretty quickly with a rude email.

That guy=fucking creepy....oh my lord.......

funny shit...