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50 utopia seeking hippies in a liberal/socialist state totally bewildered by the fact that gay marriage keeps getting shot down and just can't reconcile this fact
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marriage = male + female.
Gays may have civil union or whatever |
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http://www.dumblaws.com |
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Here's some great CA laws
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Keep in mind the TN law of "The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature." lol Hollow logs may not be sold. Women may not drive in a house coat. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. |
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More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Giving and receiving oral sex is prohibited by law. Driving is not to be done while asleep. The definition of ?dumb animal? includes every living creature. Skunks may not be carried into the state. I say you are talking about a different state, so not really relevant to this discussion. |
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When I said local I meant local to me (TN) |
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Here's another great one out of CA
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. haha Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open. |
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
hahahaha whew, this is some funny shit. You Californian's are a hoot. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. |
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however, i think you are confused at how marriage works and are confusing myth with fact. a captain does not have the right to marry people at sea, if they do not hold a valid license on land to marry people, and any marriage at sea is not valid until its registered on land. i don't believe that maritime law plays any role at all in marriage. its designed for things like cargo, vessel rights/salvage rights, injuries (jones act) etc. its not an all encompassing body of law to address anything and everything. |
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you are essentially saying "i can marry a hamster at sea and california can kiss my ass because any state court will be forced to recognize it as a legal marriage because Admiralty Law takes precedence over state law"... but you're not explaining exactly how that works or why admiralty law is applicable. |
What I'm trying to tell you is ALL laws (actually statutes) are currently setup under UCC which is based on maritime/admiralty. Maritime/admiralty was used as the rule of law after the bankruptcy of the US until they came up with UCC in the early 40's. EVERYTHING is now under UCC including your drivers license, marriage, fishing etc. They are contracts under UCC. Even a speeding ticket is a contract under UCC. The courts only deal in UCC. This is why a judge will tell you not to mention the constitution in a court.
Being a mariner do you know what the fringed flag is? It's a maritime war flag. Where do you see those? In a court room. |
I'm just so glad I'm not in Cali right now!
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i don't think there is any such thing as a "war flag" - what would it denote? flags on vessels are for signaling and identification. what are they going to signal "we are at war"? i think now that you are just making things up and you are starting to sound like a tax protester making legal arguments that are both baseless and untrue or unaware of those which have been tested in courts. |
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I agree that the government should have no say in who someone marries that is none of their business. |
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...2745-75dpi.jpg needless to say it's not being used anymore :upsidedow |
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and very little you said was true. you are sounding more and more like a conspiracy nut who is copying this crap from a conspiracy site. you say a "marriage license" is a bullshit law. the simple fact of the matter is that a marriage MUST be registered somewhere to be valid. and that's true in ANY COUNTRY... Why? are you too much of a lunatic to understand things like inheritance, estates, division of property/divorce settlements etc etc etc? a marriage is a legal contract between two people and it has to be both registered and dissolved in a court. thats doesn't require a 180 IQ to grasp the legal implications and obligations of marriage. holy shit. you were almost sounding like you were making sense and it made me do some reading. |
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While you're doing your research look into the "Bar" Treaty of 1947 as well. |
Damn I can hear the protesters marching on Santa Monica Blvd from my house. Its crazy in West Hollywood right now
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Two legal terms that are often confused by laypeople are VENUE and JURISDICTION. Venue quite simply is the location in which court is convened.
Jurisdiction has many facets dealing with the various aspects and modalities of law and justice, i.e., Tort (Civil) law, Admiralty/Law Merchant Contract law, Real Property law, Statute law, Criminal Law, and Constitutional law, to name a few of the fields of jurisprudence. The court must be sitting in the proper jurisdition to render Justice. No court has the discretion to hear a case that falls outside of its subject-matter jurisdiction. Most local courts today sit in the jurisdiction of Admiralty/Law Merchant Contract law utilizing the Uniform Commercial Code as the authority for their moving. http://www.barefootsworld.net/sui_ju...isdiction.html |
Wasn't there a vote where the majority didn't want gay marriage? Whats wrong with the state accepting the will of the majority? I thought you nutjobs were against government acting without the consent of the people ... or is only when it suits you?
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http://www.barefootsworld.net/sui_ju...e1.html#Person Sui Juris ? The Official State Office Known As "PERSON" http://www.barefootsworld.net/sui_juris/person.html |
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There are some people who see this as a civil rights issue like women getting the right to vote and race integration. With a civil rights issue it is always going to be something that suits a minority and that minority looks to the court to help them get relief from the masses. Think of it like this. Back when they gave women the right to vote if it were left to the masses there is a very good chance that they would have voted it down. The same with slavery, race integration and things like that. The courts step in on the side of the minority to protect them from mob rule. Some agree with them doing this and others don't |
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You guys realize onwebcam is one of the 9/11 conspiracy total nut jobs like PornoStar69 or whatever his name is. There's no sense arguing with him.
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Hell I am sure people who want to marry their dog, or marry their goldfish, or marry their sister can throw up the exact same argument. A civil right is only a right once society decides its a right. |
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this thread and the issue are very amusing to me. everyone loves democracy until they don't agree with the results. everyone loves capitalism until rapid economic growth is followed by brief contraction and everyone loves freedom of speech until someone is saying something they don't want to hear.
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Looks like Cali is not that Liberal as many people think
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