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Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-07-2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeakEasy (Post 15935262)
Phatservers is a good host and YOU are a complete Idiot. Those are 2 facts.:2 cents:

Wrong. 1 is fact, one is opinion. I'll leave it for you to figure out what is what.

Superterrorizer 06-07-2009 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15935068)
PHP is a cgi script that runs as apache that is written in C/C++ and therefore had
memory leaks.

Again, you're an idiot.PHP is a CGI script that runs as apache? _W_ _T_ _F_??? do you have any clue how stupid you are making yourself look?

Quote:

PHP fixed the problem.....HOW???? Did they re-write every php script in the world or
did they fix the fucked up binary code they had in C to stop the memory leaks where they
were created?

Inquiring minds would like to know.
Again, idiot. Binary code? Huh? Are you suggesting the PHP guys are sitting there punching in 0-1-0-1-0-0-1-1-1? I know you are trying to sound smart, but you sound so stupid. Here is some binary for you:
Quote:

Originally Posted by 01110011011101010111000001100101011100100111010001 10010101110010011100100110111101110010011010010111 10100110010101110010

01011001010011110101010100100000010000010101001001 00010100100000010000010010000001000110010101010100 00110100101101001001010011100100011100100000010011 01010011110101001001001111010011100010000100100001 001000010010000100100001

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie
The C coded binary leaked the memory dumbass, not PHP scripts.


Wow. Your entire understanding of computing is flawed. Thank you for entertaining me this afternoon. Please keep trying to prove me wrong with your jibber jabber, you make yourself look more and more stupid with every thing you type and every link you post.

PSSuperstars 06-07-2009 03:33 PM

will you guys wrestle this out in some jello for me?

sortie 06-07-2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superterrorizer (Post 15935315)
Again, you're an idiot.PHP is a CGI script that runs as apache? _W_ _T_ _F_??? do you have any clue how stupid you are making yourself look?



Again, idiot. Binary code? Huh? Are you suggesting the PHP guys are sitting there punching in 0-1-0-1-0-0-1-1-1? I know you are trying to sound smart, but you sound so stupid. Here is some binary for you:




Wow. Your entire understanding of computing is flawed. Thank you for entertaining me this afternoon. Please keep trying to prove me wrong with your jibber jabber, you make yourself look more and more stupid with every thing you type and every link you post.



Wow links are posted for you and yet you don't read them.


:1orglaugh



The shit you just posted is so dumb it's hilarious. :1orglaugh

You don't even now what a "binary" is.

They re-compiled the "source code" to get the binary idiot.
Do you know what "source code" is?

OMG!! :1orglaugh

Everything must "translate" into a binary before the computer can execute it.
PHP is a C coded binary that reads a file with extension ".php" and interprets the
text to produce output.

You can't run a PHP script on a server that does not have the PHP binaries installed.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Go take a shower because you stink.

sortie 06-07-2009 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superterrorizer (Post 15935315)
Blah blah

What hosting company do you work for?

I want to make sure I never host anything with someone as fucking stupid as you are about
programming.

Superterrorizer 06-07-2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15935372)
Wow links are posted for you and yet you don't read them.


:1orglaugh



The shit you just posted is so dumb it's hilarious. :1orglaugh

You don't even now what a "binary" is.

They re-compiled the "source code" to get the binary idiot.
Do you know what "source code" is?

OMG!! :1orglaugh

Everything must "translate" into a binary before the computer can execute it.
PHP is a C coded binary that reads a file with extension ".php" and interprets the
text to produce output.

You can't run a PHP script on a server that does not have the PHP binaries installed.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Go take a shower because you stink.

Wow. My post totally sailed over your head. Thanks for the laughs, dipstick. Almost as good as your "FACTS" post where you tell me how it is with the foreward "I haven't read your response yet, but I will just point out a fact." Unfortunately for you, you take what you want from what you read (Or make it up), post some drivel you don't understand, try to prove to us that you understand it by explaining it like a retarded contestant on the "$25,000 Pyramid", make yourself look even MORE stupid, then use large fonts, insults and emoticons in a vain effort to make the person who is schooling you look stupid.


This is pretty much the defacto response from you when someone exposes you for the clueless tard you are.

I'm guessing you will totally miss the Pyramid analogy, but those who get it, GET IT.


You are too busy trying to make the other person look stupid to realize what a fuckin dork you are. Take my advice, you don't know what you are talking about. You think you do, but you don't.

PS, I like this too:
Quote:

PHP is a C coded binary that reads a file with extension ".php" and interprets the
text to produce output.
How do I give a pipe or a redirect a .php extension? Is this going to sail over your head too? Again, I know what you are trying to say, but you're completely wrong and making little sense, and here I am again, poking fun at your lack of knowledge about this sort of thing and waiting for you to tell me how stupid _I_ am, etc, etc, orglaughx10, FONTSIZE=3000.


Anyway, sorry to threadjack you PSS, glad your host got your shit figured out. And remember, if sortie gives you some server/coder advice, you will probably have reasonably good results doing exactly the opposite as he suggests.

sortie 06-07-2009 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superterrorizer (Post 15935484)
Wow. My post totally sailed over your head. Thanks for the laughs, dipstick. Almost as good as your "FACTS" post where you tell me how it is with the foreward "I haven't read your response yet, but I will just point out a fact." Unfortunately for you, you take what you want from what you read (Or make it up), post some drivel you don't understand, try to prove to us that you understand it by explaining it like a retarded contestant on the "$25,000 Pyramid", make yourself look even MORE stupid, then use large fonts, insults and emoticons in a vain effort to make the person who is schooling you look stupid.


This is pretty much the defacto response from you when someone exposes you for the clueless tard you are.

I'm guessing you will totally miss the Pyramid analogy, but those who get it, GET IT.


You are too busy trying to make the other person look stupid to realize what a fuckin dork you are. Take my advice, you don't know what you are talking about. You think you do, but you don't.

PS, I like this too:


How do I give a pipe or a redirect a .php extension? Is this going to sail over your head too? Again, I know what you are trying to say, but you're completely wrong and making little sense, and here I am again, poking fun at your lack of knowledge about this sort of thing and waiting for you to tell me how stupid _I_ am, etc, etc, orglaughx10, FONTSIZE=3000.


Anyway, sorry to threadjack you PSS, glad your host got your shit figured out. And remember, if sortie gives you some server/coder advice, you will probably have reasonably good results doing exactly the opposite as he suggests.



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



Idiot.

mryellow 06-07-2009 04:48 PM

Seriously..... check my sig.....

Most of the hosts suggested by adult webmasters are complete garbage.....

-Ben

PSSuperstars 06-07-2009 04:49 PM

okay, so that's no to Jello.

How about a bikini death match?

sortie 06-07-2009 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSSuperstars (Post 15935501)
okay, so that's no to Jello.

How about a bikini death match?

I don't even want to answer that fake nick, but the stupidity of his post make it very hard.

I think I know who it is though.

SBJ 06-07-2009 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSSuperstars (Post 15935501)
okay, so that's no to Jello.

How about a bikini death match?

haha oh please no! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

50 awesome hosts like Phatservers/AmeriNoc

sortie 06-07-2009 04:57 PM

50 plus 1 memory leaks created by scripts that don't create memory leaks.

sortie 06-07-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSSuperstars (Post 15935501)
okay, so that's no to Jello.

How about a bikini death match?

This thread :

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=878448

I found it and it didn't take long.

I knew he was mad about being stupid about something else and was trying to get
a pay back by looking even dumber than ever.

He voted for the first choice in that poll. :1orglaugh

Take a wild guess at which hosting company was at the center of that discussion.

Now find any other post on GFY not concerning hosting where this fake nick spoke to me
and had an "issue".

Weird how he takes me on only in a phat servers threads every time. :winkwink:

:helpme

TyroneGoldberg 06-08-2009 12:25 PM

FACT

9 out of 10 threads on GFY gets sidetracked

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-08-2009 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TyroneGoldberg (Post 15937653)
FACT

9 out of 10 threads on GFY gets sidetracked

FACT

I like cake.

BradM 06-08-2009 04:32 PM

sortie is a mentally retarded hood-rat. Why anyone argues with him is beyond me.

Seriously, he is mentally retarded. I'm not just saying that for drama sake.

DeanCapture 06-08-2009 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15938405)
sortie is a mentally retarded hood-rat. Why anyone argues with him is beyond me.

Seriously, he is mentally retarded. I'm not just saying that for drama sake.

Anybody who would spend time arguing about anything on GFY is retarded...myself included.

It's the ratards that make this place the zoo that it is :thumbsup


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