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12clicks 06-12-2009 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 15952594)
I never sensed any desperation

no self awareness is a wonderful thing

Snake Doctor 06-12-2009 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15952482)
snake doctor, spin it how you like.
I've paid out 10s of millions of dollars to affiliates including almost every top name, affiliate, and program in this biz. I've been doing that for over 11 years.

you've been a chatboard hero and nothing more for considerably less time.
no one but the trolls think its better to be you. :winkwink:

No spin, just facts.

Every time someone tells the truth about you, about you being a pompous asshole, you have to shift the discussion to your bank account or how many program owners do business with you or payouts this and millions that, and then of course, being the pompous ass that you are, you decide that the person who called you an asshole must be a poor degenerate who is just jealous, because after all, you're the mighty 12clicks, a real businessman, and no person in their right mind could possibly think a negative thought about you.

You're a bad parody of a Dickens character. You could have more money than Bill Gates, and it still wouldn't change the fact that you're a pathetic insecure pompous ass who has to insult people in order to feel better about himself.

No need for you to reply, we all already know what you're going to say. For a hint, see sig.

weekly 06-12-2009 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15952601)
no self awareness is a wonderful thing

I can't believe you just said that. I spit up my coffee.

12clicks 06-12-2009 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15952617)
No spin, just facts.

Every time someone tells the truth about you, about you being a pompous asshole, you have to shift the discussion to your bank account or how many program owners do business with you or payouts this and millions that, and then of course, being the pompous ass that you are, you decide that the person who called you an asshole must be a poor degenerate who is just jealous, because after all, you're the mighty 12clicks, a real businessman, and no person in their right mind could possibly think a negative thought about you.

You're a bad parody of a Dickens character. You could have more money than Bill Gates, and it still wouldn't change the fact that you're a pathetic insecure pompous ass who has to insult people in order to feel better about himself.

No need for you to reply, we all already know what you're going to say. For a hint, see sig.

uh, please post where I ever denied being a pompous asshole or shifted the discussion to my bank account.
your inferior position in both life and this business makes you imagine happenings that just aren't there.

Don't hate me for being better than you, hate yourself for making it so easy for me to be so.:thumbsup

Snake Doctor 06-12-2009 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15952583)
12clicks is just a goof ball... but honestly making videos about the guy and banners and all that makes you look really lame. Way too much time on your hands if you can do all that IMO and your time would be better served making more money.

At a certain point even guys like me who know 12clicks is an insecure goon-jokeball start to side with him just because the desperate attacks on him become sad.

I dunno where you see desperation, I just see hilarity.

12clicks is entertainment, nothing more. He's like a chatty cathy doll where I can pull the string and listen to him say the same thing over and over again.

Taking 10 minutes out of the day to watch a video, hurl a well deserved insult, or make a photochop of 12dicks is the same thing as doing one of these.
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4431980


Lighten up.

weekly 06-12-2009 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15952649)
uh, please post where I ever denied being a pompous asshole or shifted the discussion to my bank account.
your inferior position in both life and this business makes you imagine happenings that just aren't there.

Don't hate me for being better than you, hate yourself for making it so easy for me to be so.:thumbsup

but 12clicks, no one hates you dude, we all of us love you to death. Just turn that frown upside down. You have joined the hallowed ranks of Jeff Miller as an inspiration as to what one can achieve in this business. You da Man, Son.

CDSmith 06-12-2009 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 15952457)
Why would you want to? 8 years ain't new bud. You can be doctor in 8 years. Get over that one. A decade ain't no thing anymore. It just means your old and you better think about the brave new world of porn. It ain't the same any more.

Thanks for the chuckle.

Jman 06-12-2009 09:48 AM

A great sign of success is what your haters are willing to go threw to show their hate for you. I must say this took some effort and did make me LOL

TheDoc 06-12-2009 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15952763)
A great sign of success is what your haters are willing to go threw to show their hate for you. I must say this took some effort and did make me LOL

:thumbsup :2 cents: :1orglaugh :upsidedow

SmokeyTheBear 06-12-2009 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15952763)
A great sign of success is what your haters are willing to go threw to show their hate for you. I must say this took some effort and did make me LOL

i didn't sense much hate, sounded more like some good hearted fun. like the star wars kid. I dont think anyone really hates the kid , its just funny watching him make a fool of himself. Have him sling some spyware, skim the "rabble" , pretend to be a businessman, and talk out his ass and i bet the star wars kid would be 13clicks ( thats 12clicks + 1 ) :1orglaugh

The Judge 06-12-2009 10:10 AM

It is not pc to portray a member of the dominating ethnic minority as the fuhrer.

12clicks 06-12-2009 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 15952699)
but 12clicks, no one hates you dude, we all of us love you to death. Just turn that frown upside down. You have joined the hallowed ranks of Jeff Miller as an inspiration as to what one can achieve in this business. You da Man, Son.

You keep posting at me yet I have no idea who you are.

Price of fame I guess........

12clicks 06-12-2009 10:13 AM

Chokey, you can't still be bitter, can you?

Wizzo 06-12-2009 10:17 AM

I sense a man crush here... :pimp

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-12-2009 10:23 AM

I initially didn't click on this thread because of the Hitler reference, however I just saw the video at another board and did I ever LMAO... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Brilliant comedy!!! :thumbsup

http://journal.andrewloe.com/assets/2007/2/24/pony.jpg

ADG

12clicks 06-12-2009 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 15952857)
I sense a man crush here... :pimp

Considering the event in question is like a year old, I feel the need to wear a frying pan over my ass. :winkwink:

Slappin Fish 06-12-2009 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15952763)
A great sign of success is what your haters are willing to go threw to show their hate for you.

Dumbest comment in this thread. :2 cents:

Furious_Male 06-12-2009 10:38 AM

I like the TO coming to Buffalo video better.

Gabriel 06-12-2009 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 15952880)
Dumbest comment in this thread. :2 cents:


Situational irony???

Slappin Fish 06-12-2009 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Gabriel (Post 15952973)
Situational irony???

Saying someone is a success because he is hated on, might work in the rap game, in the real world it is moronic.

While you are here tho bro, why not answer a more interesting question.

Your "free" Anal4free site has prechecked crosssells for 12xbigcocks.com at $39.62.

Do you think that is good value for money for your surfers? Honest question.

12clicks 06-12-2009 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 15953141)
Saying someone is a success because he is hated on, might work in the rap game, in the real world it is moronic.

While you are here tho bro, why not answer a more interesting question.

Your "free" Anal4free site has prechecked crosssells for 12xbigcocks.com at $39.62.

Do you think that is good value for money for your surfers? Honest question.

honest answer: its over your head. go submit some more galleries

Slappin Fish 06-12-2009 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15953201)
honest answer: its over your head. go submit some more galleries

Wasn't asking you and never submitted a gallery in my life.

You are right on one account tho, I don't know much about your business.

That is because my business is porn, your business is "Billing". :2 cents:

12clicks 06-12-2009 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 15953327)
Wasn't asking you and never submitted a gallery in my life.

You are right on one account tho, I don't know much about your business.

That is because my business is porn, your business is "Billing". :2 cents:

seriously. do you ever think before you post?
I invented ways of making money on the internet. like it or not.
you suck on the teat of my and other's ideas. then you have the balls to pretend to have a clue?
seriously.........the rabble don't matter and the business people all work with me.
buy yourself a vowel.:thumbsup

Snake Doctor 06-12-2009 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15953389)
seriously. do you ever think before you post?
I invented ways of making money on the internet. like it or not.
you suck on the teat of my and other's ideas. then you have the balls to pretend to have a clue?
seriously.........the rabble don't matter and the business people all work with me.
buy yourself a vowel.:thumbsup

http://a675.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...0853058dfa.jpg

dyna mo 06-12-2009 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 15952880)
Dumbest comment in this thread. :2 cents:

he must think it's hard to add some text on a video.

Snake Doctor 06-12-2009 12:21 PM

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/e...mily/BB124.jpg

OldSchoolJim 06-12-2009 12:34 PM

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/g...g?t=1244835191

Dont hate the player....hate the game

12clicks 06-12-2009 12:38 PM

snake doctor.
the way you hump my leg makes me scared. are you a fat internet geek hiding behind your key board?

I'm betting you are. :winkwink:

GrouchyAdmin 06-12-2009 12:41 PM

Ad Hominem, the purrty big words for 'no u'.

CDSmith 06-12-2009 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 15953657)
Ad Hominem, the purrty big words for 'no u'.

*you*?" I am not a "ewe," boy! A ewe is a female sheep! Is that what you think I am, boy? Where are you from... Oklahoma? Only two things come out of Oklahoma - steers and queers. Which one are you, boy? I don't see no horns on you, so you *must* be a queer!"

Snake Doctor 06-12-2009 01:03 PM

Yeah, I'm hiding. :rollseyes

<12clicks_fantasy>
Nobody here knows Snake Doctor (aka Lenny2) and I've never been to a trade show. I'm just an anonymous troll who slings shit at people I'm jealous of.
</12clicks_fantasy>

Reality check asshole. I'm not anonymous, I've been to plenty of shows, lots of people here know me and do business with me.
I don't run in your circles because I'm not out to fuck the customer, I do business with people who are in the adult business, not the credit card cramming business. That's why you don't know me.

When someone is an asshole, I tell them they're an asshole. I don't give a fuck how much money you make or how many cross sales you can buy.

Of course, telling yourself that the people who have the balls to call you a pompous prick don't really matter is how you manage to live with yourself, so whatever. It's expected.

So go ahead and spew your rabble/surfer/I'm a real businessman bullshit reply and then go back to your chargeback spreadsheet so you don't forget to switch accounts later today and accidentally go over the limit.

Also, don't forget to put the :1orglaugh after your lame attempts at insulting me. Preferably several times in one post.
It's just so devastating to those of us who care so much about your opinion of us.

lazzlo 06-12-2009 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15952219)
Holy fuck that was funny.
Bullet, when you're done working for MP, hit Cyn up.

you know, my internet fame is a funny thing. I've had thieves like papillon, mods like lazlo, and trolls like snake doctor and the rest go to great lengths explaining how wrong I am about everything. Its amazing to think of how often they think of me. making photochops, banners, funny sig lines, and now even video.
meanwhile, I don't even remember they're still in this business until they post my name on a board again.
its almost like a little wavey hand letting me know they've made it another week in our biz.

anyway, the vid was fucking funny. I sent it along to mojo to get a laugh as well.
It was used for something else once. I can't remember exactly but it was funny as hell.

You went out of your way to try and fuck with a biz thread of mine. You must have been thinking of me. Result was I sold domains and you looked like an ass as usual. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=899193 You truly are an ass and I will meet you someday just to see wtf you are all about. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 06-12-2009 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15953389)
I invented ways of making money on the internet. like it or not.

is it "don't pay them" ? either way everyone knows al gore invented the internet so you are just riding on the coattails of your betters. gore > 12clicks

u-Bob 06-12-2009 01:19 PM

lol :)

12clicks 06-12-2009 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by lazzlo (Post 15953819)
You went out of your way to try and fuck with a biz thread of mine. You must have been thinking of me. Result was I sold domains and you looked like an ass as usual. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=899193 You truly are an ass and I will meet you someday just to see wtf you are all about. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

welcome home from your day job!
commence pretending to be in our business!

and if we ever meet, you'd be completely out of place :1orglaugh

12clicks 06-12-2009 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 15953831)
is it "don't pay them" ? either way everyone knows al gore invented the internet so you are just riding on the coattails of your betters. gore > 12clicks

odd, you could never prove your claim and slunk away with your tail between your legs.
such a big man with you accusations and then a mouse when you couldn't back them up.

typical chatboard hero:1orglaugh

lazzlo 06-12-2009 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15953870)
welcome home from your day job!
commence pretending to be in our business!

and if we ever meet, you'd be completely out of place :1orglaugh

I don't get that joke. I never hid the fact I have a career other than porn. That was by choice. But I do work hard on my adult biz and could make a living off just that. I chose not too. And judging by sales from an affiliate point of view and the current trends, that was a good choice down the road. Not too long ago you were not even in this biz. You act like you are a founder of online adult. Maybe a founder of shady tactics, thats about it. And I do not beleive for a second you paid out 10's of millions to affiliates. you have none. Maybe you paid out 10's of millions to your xsale buddies. Nobody in their right mind would promote your shit. Hell you have to buy members for your shit sites. Have a nice weekend 12.

12clicks 06-12-2009 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lazzlo (Post 15953926)
I don't get that joke. I never hid the fact I have a career other than porn. That was by choice. But I do work hard on my adult biz and could make a living off just that. I chose not too. And judging by sales from an affiliate point of view and the current trends, that was a good choice down the road. Not too long ago you were not even in this biz. You act like you are a founder of online adult. Maybe a founder of shady tactics, thats about it. And I do not beleive for a second you paid out 10's of millions to affiliates. you have none. Maybe you paid out 10's of millions to your xsale buddies. Nobody in their right mind would promote your shit. Hell you have to buy members for your shit sites. Have a nice weekend 12.

hahahaha.
here's a clue, son. I was a founder of online adult and also mainstream adult.
if you knew anyone who's anything in this biz, they'd whisper that in your ear to save you the embarrassment.

and what a part time shitstain believes about my business couldn't be less relevant to me. :1orglaugh

Sly 06-12-2009 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by lazzlo (Post 15953926)
I don't get that joke. I never hid the fact I have a career other than porn. That was by choice. But I do work hard on my adult biz and could make a living off just that. I chose not too. And judging by sales from an affiliate point of view and the current trends, that was a good choice down the road. Not too long ago you were not even in this biz. You act like you are a founder of online adult. Maybe a founder of shady tactics, thats about it. And I do not beleive for a second you paid out 10's of millions to affiliates. you have none. Maybe you paid out 10's of millions to your xsale buddies. Nobody in their right mind would promote your shit. Hell you have to buy members for your shit sites. Have a nice weekend 12.

Years ago money was flying around like mad. Right now for a PPS program paying out $35 per join, they would need to do roughly 1000 sales a day (from affiliates) to pay out $1 million monthly, which is $12 million a year. 10 years ago... way easier.

kmanrox 06-12-2009 02:00 PM

i love ron and i found this video hilarious regardless! gj!

CDSmith 06-12-2009 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15954013)
Years ago money was flying around like mad. Right now for a PPS program paying out $35 per join, they would need to do roughly 1000 sales a day (from affiliates) to pay out $1 million monthly, which is $12 million a year. 10 years ago... way easier.

I get the distinct feeling lazzlo thinks 12clickscash is 12click's first and only program.

Snake Doctor 06-12-2009 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15953979)
hahahaha.
here's a clue, son. I was a founder of online adult and also mainstream adult.
if you knew anyone who's anything in this biz, they'd whisper that in your ear to save you the embarrassment.

and what a part time shitstain believes about my business couldn't be less relevant to me. :1orglaugh

Yes, which is exactly why you spend so much time making sure he knows that you were a "founder of online adult and also mainstream adult" and that you've "paid out 10s of millions of dollars to affiliates including almost every top name, affiliate, and program in this biz."

You keep telling us that so that we'll be sure not to forget that you don't care what we think/know about your business. :thumbsup

12clicks 06-12-2009 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15954044)
Yes, which is exactly why you spend so much time making sure he knows that you were a "founder of online adult and also mainstream adult" and that you've "paid out 10s of millions of dollars to affiliates including almost every top name, affiliate, and program in this biz."

You keep telling us that so that we'll be sure not to forget that you don't care what we think/know about your business. :thumbsup

what is it you've done again? gained weight and then went out and breeded with in kind?
:1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 06-12-2009 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 15953141)
Saying someone is a success because he is hated on, might work in the rap game, in the real world it is moronic.

While you are here tho bro, why not answer a more interesting question.

Your "free" Anal4free site has prechecked crosssells for 12xbigcocks.com at $39.62.

Do you think that is good value for money for your surfers? Honest question.

Gfy is the "real world" ? lolz...

Sly 06-12-2009 02:10 PM

LOL, that was hilarious.

weekly 06-12-2009 04:21 PM

here's a clue, son. I was a founder of online adult and also mainstream adult

dude, you crashed and burned in mainstream and word is you ain't doin well as a poronographer, but I am sure you can produce lots of evidence that you are a rich bitch. You make me chuckle when I read all your bullshit. It just never changes, day in day out. But you, Son, sure ain't no Vince McMahon.

Snake Doctor 06-12-2009 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15953389)
seriously. do you ever think before you post?
I invented ways of making money on the internet. like it or not.
you suck on the teat of my and other's ideas. then you have the balls to pretend to have a clue?
seriously.........the rabble don't matter and the business people all work with me.
buy yourself a vowel.:thumbsup

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/...nal-poster.jpg

12clicks 06-12-2009 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 15954385)
here's a clue, son. I was a founder of online adult and also mainstream adult

dude, you crashed and burned in mainstream and word is you ain't doin well as a poronographer, but I am sure you can produce lots of evidence that you are a rich bitch. You make me chuckle when I read all your bullshit. It just never changes, day in day out. But you, Son, sure ain't no Vince McMahon.

Son, rabble like yourself would call what I did in mainstream a career.

It always makes me chuckle when nobodies like yourself and snake dr post at me.
I mean who are you trying to convice, other trolls? To what end?
I do business with just about anyone who's anyone in this biz. Be it programs, whales, banks, processors, whoever.
You're bullshit doesn't talk with them it walks.
I'm sure it sucks to be a nobody in this biz but son, you ain't improving your station trying to piss up at your betters. :jester:

NoComments 06-12-2009 10:15 PM

Funny shit! Classic!

weekly 06-12-2009 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15955153)
Son, rabble like yourself would call what I did in mainstream a career.

It always makes me chuckle when nobodies like yourself and snake dr post at me.
I mean who are you trying to convice, other trolls? To what end?
I do business with just about anyone who's anyone in this biz. Be it programs, whales, banks, processors, whoever.
You're bullshit doesn't talk with them it walks.
I'm sure it sucks to be a nobody in this biz but son, you ain't improving your station trying to piss up at your betters. :jester:

You got your north south wrong as usual. But wtf, I am done fencing with semi literate tards for awhile. A loud mouth does not a lot of money make and your history actually speaks louder than your bullshit and sometimes I actually kind of feel sorry for you. You were amusing for a day, but now you are just boring....again. Peace out old man.


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