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xxxdesign-net 06-14-2009 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15958354)
xxxdesign-net, c'mon, there is no separation left....if it ever been there in the first place.

"I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig". -- Alfred Hitchcock


ok ok, you may be right... but seperation from sideshow animals then?
The line hasn't been blurred yet? At least for some of us?

NoComments 06-14-2009 10:13 AM

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

Snake Doctor 06-14-2009 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15958065)
15??? I started in the "Investment Chat" of Compuserve, this makes it MORE than 15!
:)

Why would you care how people refer to me? As long as I am not referred as "Late for dinner", I am fine with that :)

Oh how dare I get your years of pissing experience wrong. :upsidedow

I don't care how people refer to you, I care how you refer to yourself. I just like to know how to pronounce things.
As a guy who spends most of his time reading and very little talking, I like to know how words are pronounced. Usually I can just look it up but with a proper name there aren't any rules, so I asked you.

Things like that just bother me for some reason. For instance, is it "web two point O" or "web two dot O". Did JoeE call his program "C-E-N", or make it a word like "sen", when you use the acronym LOL in a spoken conversation, for instance to refer to an lolcat, do you say "ell oh ell cat" or is it "lolll-cat"?

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NoComments 06-14-2009 10:32 AM

Assiduus usus uni rei deditus et ingenium et artem saepe vincit - Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdues both intelligence and skill. (Cicero)

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12clicks 06-14-2009 10:46 AM

hey relentless,
There's one other type of person as well.
Life time failures like yourself who pretend to know things on a chatboard, try to pee up at their betters, but don't have a pot to piss in. (that's you)

I've never called myself "wealthy" that's just your inferiority complex again.
I've simply laughed at your attempts to seem relevant by posting 1000 word essays on that which you know nothing about: success.

NoComments 06-14-2009 11:24 AM

12clicks, what is YOUR definition of "SUCCESS"?

Enlighten me please.

SuckOnThis 06-14-2009 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15958553)
12clicks, what is YOUR definition of "SUCCESS"?

Enlighten me please.


Whether he realizes it or not this this would be his definition.

What he said to Tony really shows what a low life piece of shit he is. Its unfortunate there are people like this walking the planet.

Snake Doctor 06-14-2009 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15958432)
Assiduus usus uni rei deditus et ingenium et artem saepe vincit - Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdues both intelligence and skill. (Cicero)

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papill0n 06-14-2009 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15958452)
hey relentless,
There's one other type of person as well.
Life time failures like yourself who pretend to know things on a chatboard, try to pee up at their betters, but don't have a pot to piss in. (that's you)

I've never called myself "wealthy" that's just your inferiority complex again.
I've simply laughed at your attempts to seem relevant by posting 1000 word essays on that which you know nothing about: success.


Well if you define success as being a miserable prick replying to people you continually claim to be insignificant, trolls, broke blah blah etc etc then you are the epitome of success.

keep up the good work champ :1orglaugh

NoComments 06-14-2009 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15958668)
secundum EGO virga is fervens poker sursum meus ass I'm iens abscido meus testis - After I stick this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to cut my dick off. (George Carlin)

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do it, do it!!!

Relentless 06-14-2009 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15958452)
hey relentless, There's one other type of person as well. Life time failures like yourself who pretend to know things on a chatboard, try to pee up at their betters, but don't have a pot to piss in. (that's you) I've never called myself "wealthy" that's just your inferiority complex again. I've simply laughed at your attempts to seem relevant by posting 1000 word essays on that which you know nothing about: success.

Like many other topics you post about, the grand total of what you know about me is pretty much zero. It is entertaining to watch you taking swings in the dark and I am glad to see you finally admitting that you not even wealthy. One would think at least some wealth would be required for a person to be as arrogant as you pretend to be. You try to run around telling everyone how much better you are than them as a businessman and yet - you aren't even wealthy Ron. How sad for you.

Perhaps one day you will notice you are no better than I am. At the very least, you might notice that whether you do notice or not has zero impact on my existence.

You are entertainment... nothing more. :2 cents:

NoComments 06-14-2009 05:23 PM

OK, and I'll press the issue 'til I get the answer:
what is the definition of SUCCESS??? Anybody?

Nicky 06-14-2009 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15959234)
OK, and I'll press the issue 'til I get the answer:
what is the definition of SUCCESS??? Anybody?

Depends on your own personal goals and what sort of success you are after in life whether it be career, health, spiritual, emotional, time or financial.

NoComments 06-14-2009 07:06 PM

Nicky, definition, please and How do you measure SUCCESS?

BVF 06-14-2009 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15952482)
snake doctor, spin it how you like.
I've paid out 10s of millions of dollars to affiliates :

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Nicky 06-14-2009 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15959405)
Nicky, definition, please and How do you measure SUCCESS?

Definition: the achievement of something attempted.

I achive daily success with some things and daily failures on other things, long term goals(attempts), thus success for me would be keeping my health, making enough money to not have to worry about it and have fun while doing it amongst other things.

The goals for success constantly change though.

NoComments 06-15-2009 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 15959449)
Definition: the achievement of something attempted.

This sounds very Borat like
;)

If your attempt is to shit EVERY DAY, are you success?

AtlantisCash 06-15-2009 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 15958331)
Read the checklist a little more carefully. See if this new checklist applies to you. ;)

If you own a lucrative business and do NOT work during "normal business hours" you might be wealthy.

If you are sending OTHER people to hustle x-sales at porn conferences while you relax with old friends or stay home you might be wealthy.

If you own an office that OTHER people work in while you are on your yacht you might be wealthy.

If you have OTHER people in your entourage standing around waiting to 'pay the man' when the bill comes you might be wealthy.

If OTHER people tell everyone how great you look in your new private jet or how much fun they had on your private island or how wealthy they think you are, you might be wealthy.

There are plenty of wealthy people in porn, and some of them are still active. However, when was the last time Larry Flynt personally sat next to you and asked if you would send him some cross sales? When is the last time he reached for his own wallet to pay a check? Do you think he is in the office from 9-5 M-F each week? When is the last time he called someone a 'shitstain' and demanded to be respected or felt the need to prove he is wealthy?

In this world there are wealthy people, there are barely rich people, there are average people, there are hard working poor people and there are lazy poor people. You will find the two groups that are the hardest to get along with are the lazy poor people and the barely rich. :2 cents:


Ok as i told before, i mostly agree with Your posts and i also apriciate them, probabely we're talking about the same thing though :thumbsup

12clicks 06-15-2009 04:37 AM

Serge,
success is quite simply, happiness.

I'm happy with my business, my friends, family, and even the quality of my detractors. :winkwink:

12clicks 06-15-2009 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 15959084)
Like many other topics you post about, the grand total of what you know about me is pretty much zero. It is entertaining to watch you taking swings in the dark and I am glad to see you finally admitting that you not even wealthy. One would think at least some wealth would be required for a person to be as arrogant as you pretend to be. You try to run around telling everyone how much better you are than them as a businessman and yet - you aren't even wealthy Ron. How sad for you.

Perhaps one day you will notice you are no better than I am. At the very least, you might notice that whether you do notice or not has zero impact on my existence.

You are entertainment... nothing more. :2 cents:

hahaha. wake up relentless! its another bitter day in your bitter, failed life! :1orglaugh

if you spent less time trying to be noticed by me and more time working, life wouldn't be so bitter.
but go on with your silly rants about wealth and all else you pretend to know.
don't be bitter because I nailed what you are on the head, be bitter because you're not bright enough to change who you are. :thumbsup

NoComments 06-15-2009 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15960168)
Serge,
success is quite simply, happiness.

I'm happy with my business, my friends, family, and even the quality of my detractors. :winkwink:

This is one good definition. At the end of the day, happiness is the ultimate goal. Money are not the measure of success or happiness, I've seen lots of pricks with more money than God and still a miserable pricks.

Now when we determined what SUCCESS is, how do we define a FAILURE?

GatorB 06-15-2009 04:57 AM

"This message is hidden because 12clicks and stickfingerz are fucking each other in the ass while wearing masks of Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. "

scarlettcontent 06-15-2009 04:58 AM

hahaha very funny

12clicks 06-15-2009 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15960184)
This is one good definition. At the end of the day, happiness is the ultimate goal. Money are not the measure of success or happiness, I've seen lots of pricks with more money than God and still a miserable pricks.

Now when we determined what SUCCESS is, how do we define a FAILURE?

unhappiness :winkwink:

shall we define symptoms of unhappiness?
in this space the symptoms are easy to see. we have relentless coming into any thread I post in or that bears my name posting paragraph after paragraph about me.
A clear sign of personal unhappiness.
another sign, people who come into a thread to show how they've got you on ignore.

I don't know, I think if your life's focus is multi paragraph posts on an adult board explaining how a program owner really isn't all that while you're living with your parents in a new york apartment you really need to refocus your life before they find you hanging in your own closet.:thumbsup

NoComments 06-15-2009 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15960218)
unhappiness :winkwink:

shall we define symptoms of unhappiness?
in this space the symptoms are easy to see. we have relentless coming into any thread I post in or that bears my name posting paragraph after paragraph about me.
A clear sign of personal unhappiness.
another sign, people who come into a thread to show how they've got you on ignore.

I don't buy that. Hating somebody's guts are not exactly signs of unhappiness.

Illustration:
I hate Stalin. This doesn't make me an unhappy person.

12clicks 06-15-2009 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15960268)
I don't buy that. Hating somebody's guts are not exactly signs of unhappiness.

Illustration:
I hate Stalin. This doesn't make me an unhappy person.

oh!
Hate is a wonderful thing. who wants a boring person without passion.
unhappiness would be you posting long rants about stalin every day to the detriment of you possible business success. :winkwink:

NoComments 06-15-2009 05:42 AM

If I do that, Stalin wins! :)

CharlieBrown 06-15-2009 05:47 AM

lol, nice one

Drake 06-15-2009 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15960184)
This is one good definition. At the end of the day, happiness is the ultimate goal. Money are not the measure of success or happiness, I've seen lots of pricks with more money than God and still a miserable pricks.

Now when we determined what SUCCESS is, how do we define a FAILURE?

Practically speaking, money plays a part, but I agree that the essence of success is in happiness.

I've watched the tv show Millionaire Match several times and it basically showcases millionaires that are unfulfilled and searching for something money can't buy. You would think that they could buy access to any girl they want yet they're lonely and sometimes it's because they're socially inept. Kind of puts things into perspective. Often times there are major trade-offs in life.

Nicky 06-15-2009 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15960184)
This is one good definition. At the end of the day, happiness is the ultimate goal. Money are not the measure of success or happiness, I've seen lots of pricks with more money than God and still a miserable pricks.

Now when we determined what SUCCESS is, how do we define a FAILURE?

Define happiness.

I can fail at many things and still be happy, does that mean I have succeeded?

You should have told me to define "Success in life" not simply "success" :winkwink:

Drake 06-15-2009 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike33 (Post 15960337)
I've watched the tv show Millionaire Match several times and

I think the tv show is actually called Millionaire Matchmaker

Joe_Blow 06-15-2009 07:03 AM

very funny well done

CDSmith 06-15-2009 07:17 AM

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.


...But dedicate all your aim to shooting someone else down and you'll end up in mommy's basement.

Nikki_Licks 06-15-2009 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15960501)
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.


...But dedicate all your aim to shooting someone else down and you'll end up in mommy's basement.

Nice quote...... sig worthy. I only used half of it, but the full statement is true

Nicky 06-15-2009 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15960501)
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

In this case I want to miss :P

12clicks 06-15-2009 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15960501)
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.


...But dedicate all your aim to shooting someone else down and you'll end up in mommy's basement.

When you fight with a pig you both get dirty - but the pig likes it.


I've been oinking for over 11 years. :winkwink:

Snake Doctor 06-15-2009 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15959234)
OK, and I'll press the issue 'til I get the answer:
what is the definition of SUCCESS??? Anybody?

The definition of success doesn't matter in this scenario.

The point is that 12clicks feels that he is more successful, by whatever standard he sets, and therefore that makes him a better person than anyone who hasn't reached that level of success (by his standards)

It doesn't matter if that standard is money, how big your dick is, or how many push-ups you can do. The fact that he thinks he's better than everyone else and is therefore allowed to insult people and treat them like trash is the whole point of this exercise, whereby we point out what a pathetic excuse for a human he is, and then laugh as he swoops in to remind us how much better he is than everyone else.

He tells us how much our opinions don't matter, and then responds to everyone's opinion of him with a rebuttal and an insult.

The fact that we make fun of him for something, and his response to that is to come in here and do the very things we're making fun of him for, is both hilarious and sad. He's a bad parody of himself and doesn't even know it.

papill0n 06-15-2009 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15960171)
hahaha. wake up relentless! its another bitter day in your bitter, failed life! :1orglaugh

if you spent less time trying to be noticed by me and more time working, life wouldn't be so bitter.
but go on with your silly rants about wealth and all else you pretend to know.
don't be bitter because I nailed what you are on the head, be bitter because you're not bright enough to change who you are. :thumbsup

LOL just listen to this fucking douchebag :1orglaugh

12clicks calling someone bitter :1orglaugh

NoComments 06-15-2009 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15962202)

He tells us how much our opinions don't matter, and then responds to everyone's opinion of him with a rebuttal and an insult.

12clicks is a sissy, I killed 27 people in 1999 with my bare hands (well, I used broom up the ass occasionally) AFTER insulting them AND telling them that the size of their assholes really didn't matter.

Unless he takes the shot gun and blows a few GFYers, his posts don't matter. Therefore....
never mind him and start sending me traffic at New Serge's Cash

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12clicks 06-15-2009 06:24 PM

Serge, don't get the part timers all riled up :winkwink:


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