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Matyko 06-21-2009 04:05 AM

Interesting video and some very entertaining, interesting and useful information in this thread! Congrats!!! ;)

EscortBiz 06-21-2009 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 15982841)
Well said.

I do stills 1st and if you cant get past that, you will defiantly be wasting my time. I hate when people think that they can do my job easily. I have seen a lot of people loose a shitload of their and other peoples money shooting scenes themselves thinking it is that easy. People think they are saving money and they seriously fuck it up and wonder why nobody buys it??? Shit looks like it was shot on a boat during a hurricane. I guess people love to loose their money in porn.lol


Also keep in mind all because a guy can keep it hard, doesn't mean the scene is gonna be good.


And why is it that everybody is packing 8 inches or bigger? WTF? as if im not gonna know?? I am the same guy that gets those stupid emails all week long remember???

And people laugh when i ask them to get naked in front of 10 of their buddies and start jerkin off while the 11th guy is video taping it in a well lot up room. Am i crazy??? Nope, just know my shit an learned to weed out the crap. :2 cents:

maybe they used this special ruler?

http://www.penisruler.com/products/penisruler.html

alias 06-21-2009 05:37 AM

Damn, tough job.

voa 06-21-2009 05:56 AM

Heh that was little bit funny, they think that will be easy but is not :)

DWB 06-21-2009 06:00 AM

MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE GUNS!!!!!!! Boom! Pow! Bang!

Classic video Dave. Classic.

I agree with you 10000% about guys thinking they can do this, but check this out and give me your opinion on this:

I've had similar experience in the USA, most guys just can't do it and it doesn't matter what color they are, how fit they are or how big their cock is. However, in Thailand both the little Thai guys and the ladyboys get wood around the 98% rate. It's incredible and I've yet to figure out why they can get wood here, but not back home.

Now, I have some thoughts about it, one being that even in the western porn world, most of the time it's not the brightest guys who can perform without fail. My guess is, since it's ALL MENTAL anyway, that there is just nothing going on upstairs and they are not worried or thinking about it. So with that theory, over here, at best most of them have an 8th grade education and most all of them honestly have shit for brains, thus making no thought at all about the gig, the hard cock or the pressures of performing. They just get wood because they *may* be too dumb to know they can't.

Your thoughts?

DWB 06-21-2009 06:01 AM

BTW... this video should be given to every male who tries to enter the biz. Head to AIM to get your test, watch this video while you wait.

Grapesoda 06-21-2009 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 15982466)
Ive done over 1500 POV scenes... never a problem... put a crew in front of me... different story.

good point, I've neve tried in front of a crew although there have been an assistant and a model standing around...

John-ACWM 06-21-2009 08:37 AM

Funny and interesting,looked like a fun show.

u-Bob 06-21-2009 09:18 AM

hehe, that was great :)

deserv 06-21-2009 09:57 AM

well, that was a great watch and what the hell was with that writer guy? Instead of focusing on his co-star, he was reading a fucking poem :'')

Sukiho 06-21-2009 10:24 AM

that guy tho, it would be like fucking in front of your mother, I couldnt work for him

Walter Gropius 06-21-2009 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 15982608)
how do you nut with a limp dick.. i dont even think animals can do that

I can do it semi... not sure if that's something to be proud of though lol

MetaMan 06-21-2009 11:08 AM

I give mad props to all male porn stars, especially if you did as many scenes as these guys do alot of pussy would just start to look the same, making it twice as hard to even operate.

Jay-Rock 06-21-2009 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 15982387)
All of you people who bash male talent or think that being a male pornstar is easy you need to watch this. This was shot two years ago before i had my knee surgery and yes those are 18 inch arms.lol

As i have stated before, i have tryed out about 70 or so guys that said they can do this job. All the guys said and swore on a stack of bibles saying they know they can be top male performers.



So one day i got contacted by an english TV host and crew asking if the can follow me around for a day and film me at work trying out new male talent. I said i will also need a real male talent just in case this new guy fails. He said how about you try 3 guys, surely one of them can do it. I said i will still need a real performer because these guys all will fail.


He thought i was being a Dick. I said OK, i got $1000 saying that me trying out your 3 new guys will result in my time being wasted. He said "you are on mate".



The bet was on and this is the video clip of me trying out his 3 guys that he bet $1000 could do it. Enjoy.lol

I did..

Clip one

That was awsome. Try me out next time LOL!

JustDaveXxx 06-21-2009 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15983091)
MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE GUNS!!!!!!! Boom! Pow! Bang!

Classic video Dave. Classic.

I agree with you 10000% about guys thinking they can do this, but check this out and give me your opinion on this:

I've had similar experience in the USA, most guys just can't do it and it doesn't matter what color they are, how fit they are or how big their cock is. However, in Thailand both the little Thai guys and the ladyboys get wood around the 98% rate. It's incredible and I've yet to figure out why they can get wood here, but not back home.

Now, I have some thoughts about it, one being that even in the western porn world, most of the time it's not the brightest guys who can perform without fail. My guess is, since it's ALL MENTAL anyway, that there is just nothing going on upstairs and they are not worried or thinking about it. So with that theory, over here, at best most of them have an 8th grade education and most all of them honestly have shit for brains, thus making no thought at all about the gig, the hard cock or the pressures of performing. They just get wood because they *may* be too dumb to know they can't.

Your thoughts?


LoL. Hunger is a major motivation in your country.lol


I think americans are brought up with a lot of information that tells them that sex is bad, porn is bad. Or they have people around them like family who would be ashamed of them if they were to be in porn. Once again the way we are brought up and raised can fuck up a male performers head causing him to have problems on set. Constantly thinking about what people are gonna think is a serious head problem on set.


Now as for stupid people being better performers, that is way true!!! My theory is that Most of them are so stupid that they don not fathom or understand the reprocutions of what they are doing.


Then you have the very very few that are very smart and can control their mind to tune out everything around them out. Furthermore they accept what they do and do not look down upon it. In short, THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT PEOPLE THINK!!!


Me, i dont really care what people think or say, but being a new father i do fear that one day, my daughter will be judged because of what i do. Then again, i do not perform.:2 cents:

pornlaw 06-21-2009 11:52 AM

Joel Lawrence once told me the secret to being a good male performer is the ability to focus.... and Joel was/is a soldier.

My GF shot a bunch of BBW scenes and she used Scott Styles as male talent... man that guy was a soldier. He did shit on set that would turn most guys stomachs but he got the job done without failure and gave a great performance... thats a true male pornstar.

SunDevilangels 06-21-2009 03:06 PM

I shoot in AZ and finding great male talent is so hard man!!

Here is what happens to me, I have found three great young 19 year males with huge tools, but every damn time they run off with the female talent behind my back.
I set up shoots and they dont respond, I find out they are dating and they ignore my assignemnts!

What the fuck.

DrewLocalGirls 06-21-2009 03:17 PM

LOL awesome video. reminds me of when I shot content. Male talent is crucial.

EscortBiz 06-21-2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunDevilangels (Post 15983959)
I shoot in AZ and finding great male talent is so hard man!!

Here is what happens to me, I have found three great young 19 year males with huge tools, but every damn time they run off with the female talent behind my back.
I set up shoots and they dont respond, I find out they are dating and they ignore my assignemnts!

What the fuck.

maybe you should start a dating agency or shoot men with tiny dicks the girls wont run off anywhere

SunDevilangels 06-21-2009 03:25 PM

Oh believe me i went off on them Yelling : I am not a fucking dating service" !!

But it pisses me off, so now I set it up where I am shooting the girl all day and have the male come do the scene fast and leave, no exchanging numbers or info.

Dirty D 06-21-2009 03:30 PM

Great Video Dave!

Jasmine is awesome... Those guys were lame as hell.

I have fucked Jasmine and shot her for several of my sites.
She is fantastic.

EscortBiz 06-21-2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunDevilangels (Post 15984016)
Oh believe me i went off on them Yelling : I am not a fucking dating service" !!

But it pisses me off, so now I set it up where I am shooting the girl all day and have the male come do the scene fast and leave, no exchanging numbers or info.

lol pretty funny

dig420 06-21-2009 03:38 PM

good shit.

Danny B 06-21-2009 08:46 PM

Great video man, that was funny as fuck.

JustDaveXxx 06-21-2009 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunDevilangels (Post 15984016)
Oh believe me i went off on them Yelling : I am not a fucking dating service" !!

But it pisses me off, so now I set it up where I am shooting the girl all day and have the male come do the scene fast and leave, no exchanging numbers or info.


???? Dude, if my guys pull any stupid love connection shit like that, that will be the last time they work for me. I dont even like kissing on my sets. Its a job!!


Two things that stops: My males trying to recruit girls for other agents (because that girls agent may never send me another girl) and the girls not getting creeped out by the male performer.(because most males are pretty creepy):2 cents:

EscortBiz 06-21-2009 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 15984682)
???? Dude, if my guys pull any stupid love connection shit like that, that will be the last time they work for me. I dont even like kissing on my sets. Its a job!!

reverse cock blocking?

whereas you tell the guy fuck all you want but no lovey dovey crap?

ry0t 06-21-2009 09:10 PM

ha Ha and HA! They all say they can do it. YEAH RIGHT!

Drake 06-21-2009 11:01 PM

It takes a special mind to do that kind of work. The skill of male porn talent is underrated.

shimmy2 06-22-2009 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15984692)
reverse cock blocking?

whereas you tell the guy fuck all you want but no lovey dovey crap?

yes. the weirdest scene i ever did for a company was some GFE type shit, with simulated tongue kissing and foreplay. both me and the chick looked at the director disgusted, like are you fucking serious but we pushed through the scenes anyway. i bet it looked fake as a spanish soap opera. def. no lovey dovey brah if i can help it

bigalownz 06-22-2009 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 15982387)
All of you people who bash male talent or think that being a male pornstar is easy you need to watch this. This was shot two years ago before i had my knee surgery and yes those are 18 inch arms.lol

As i have stated before, i have tryed out about 70 or so guys that said they can do this job. All the guys said and swore on a stack of bibles saying they know they can be top male performers.



So one day i got contacted by an english TV host and crew asking if the can follow me around for a day and film me at work trying out new male talent. I said i will also need a real male talent just in case this new guy fails. He said how about you try 3 guys, surely one of them can do it. I said i will still need a real performer because these guys all will fail.


He thought i was being a Dick. I said OK, i got $1000 saying that me trying out your 3 new guys will result in my time being wasted. He said "you are on mate".



The bet was on and this is the video clip of me trying out his 3 guys that he bet $1000 could do it. Enjoy.lol

I did..

Clip one

i saw that on tv last year here in nz

i remember as they had Naughty America on it too

Marshal 06-22-2009 05:38 AM

the first guy has "a beautiful cock and girls love it"! :1orglaugh
this videos rocks! :)

Vicious_B 06-22-2009 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust (Post 15985281)
the first guy has "a beautiful cock and girls love it"! :1orglaugh
this videos rocks! :)

He was the one that cracked me up more than the others. It was all the bragging. :1orglaugh

Vox 06-22-2009 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15982398)
Ha! That was awesome. is this being made into a tv series or something? Good job.
WG

Yup, it's a series called Sin city. Use to play right after web dreams on Showcase friday nights.

Easton 06-22-2009 06:35 AM

LOL i enjoyed watching that :)

DamianJ 06-22-2009 06:45 AM

Very amusing.

"The porn industry is hard"

"Not in your case"

pornguy 06-22-2009 07:07 AM

Sad to see happen.

tranza 06-22-2009 07:25 AM

Nice trash

gornyhuy 06-22-2009 07:25 AM

Great clip - really funny.

Kenny B! 06-22-2009 07:55 AM

That`s the guy from sin cities, that guy does the weirdest things on the show, he's quite amusing!

JustDaveXxx 06-22-2009 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton (Post 15985398)
LOL i enjoyed watching that :)



Not as good as ASSSMOOTHIE. lol


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