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Darrah 07-02-2009 01:26 AM

Oh, and which two stories did I get wrong? Going back six pages I can only find possibly two that might be wrong or a publicity stunt. Might be wrong is the Sharon Mitchell one about being arrested in a prostitution sting years ago. Or a publicity stunt being Heidi Fleiss and Dennis Hof getting married.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-02-2009 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16022032)
You read from the script that's given to you about how great the industry is. If you didn't, you wouldn't get work. Many who read from that same script now sing a completely different tune after they leave because now they can. You might one day too.

Diarrhea Fjord = The Anti-Porn Nazi Cometh... :helpme :error

http://lupinbebop.viperslayer.net/Mo...20jailbait.jpg

So your mission in life is to regurgitate anti-porn propaganda that fits your world view - how truly creative and original. Another Shelley Lubben disciple on a crusade. :upsidedow

The only way you can feel validated is by being banned from adult industry forums. How pathetic is that? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ADG

LoveSandra 07-02-2009 02:04 AM

welcome aboard

Darrah 07-02-2009 02:49 AM

Quote:

Diarrhea Fjord = The Anti-Porn Nazi Cometh... :helpme :error

So your mission in life is to regurgitate anti-porn propaganda that fits your world view - how truly creative and original. Another Shelley Lubben disciple on a crusade. :upsidedow

The only way you can feel validated is by being banned from adult industry forums. How pathetic is that? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ADG
I'm neither anti-porn or that religious. If the porn is done right and everyone is in agreement with what's about to be done and nothing is thrown at the women at the lats second like it usually does, then I support it.

Yeah you got me. You read my mind. My mission in life is to be banned from porn forums. Should I leave now since you've discovered my goal?

Darrah 07-02-2009 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by LoveSandra (Post 16022083)
welcome aboard

Thank you! :thumbsup

intellichat 07-02-2009 02:53 AM

gota love gfy drama... come to think of it, why am i posting? this just bumps it back up lol

Jack Sparrow 07-02-2009 03:18 AM

Its all billy's fault.

Anyways, threadstarter is an outsider so she says, someone looking in from a place but she never saw a shoot, and doesnt watch porn.

Wtf are you doing here?

Attentionwhoring ftw.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-02-2009 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16022157)
I'm neither anti-porn or that religious. If the porn is done right and everyone is in agreement with what's about to be done and nothing is thrown at the women at the lats second like it usually does, then I support it.

"Thrown at the women at the lats (sic) second like it usually does"

Spelling and grammar aside, once again you demonstrate your total ignorance about the adult industry.

All of the top agencies have prospective performers fill-in an extensive list of what they will and won't do, as well as list any people/performers that are on their "NO" list.

There are always exceptions in every industry, but all of the reputable companies that I have ever done business with, all abide by the wishes of the talent.

If you think about it, then it's probably unwise to do otherwise, if you want to keep a good reputation in the industry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16022157)
Yeah you got me. You read my mind. My mission in life is to be banned from porn forums. Should I leave now since you've discovered my goal?

Sure. Please leave now...as if someone of your ilk could ever do so - nutcase zealots never leave on their own volition - instead they get banned for wearing out their welcome...but you are already well-accustomed to that.

Shelley Lubben was a teen prostitute and drug addict, before getting into the adult industry, which overall treated her quite well.

Only when she realized that she was over the hill and washed up in adult, did she then decide to capitalize upon her past by exploiting gullible and naive Christians into bankrolling her to titillate their twisted fantasies/inhibitions.

If you think that you are not a nutjob fanatic, then please show me any other person in the long history of GFY that has made as many posts as you during their first day on the board. At last count you were over 80 posts. Even you should be able to deduce something slightly irrational about that kind of behavior.

Then again, you are in this race primarily to be banned once again to satisfy your bizarre persecution complex...

http://www.foo.is/~baldur/retard-prize.jpg

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Walter Gropius 07-02-2009 04:47 AM

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...hasselhoff.jpg

Shameless 07-02-2009 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16022059)
Diarrhea Fjord = The Anti-Porn Nazi Cometh... :helpme :error

http://lupinbebop.viperslayer.net/Mo...20jailbait.jpg

So your mission in life is to regurgitate anti-porn propaganda that fits your world view - how truly creative and original. Another Shelley Lubben disciple on a crusade. :upsidedow

The only way you can feel validated is by being banned from adult industry forums. How pathetic is that? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ADG

Oh no you di-nt

Shameless 07-02-2009 01:25 PM

I Love Carpet, I Love Lamp.

BadBrad 07-02-2009 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Shameless (Post 16024277)
I Love Carpet, I Love Lamp.

I'm scared to see what's in Darrah's underpants!

Mohawk Steve 07-02-2009 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shameless (Post 16024276)
Oh no you di-nt

http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-OhSnap.jpg

2012 07-02-2009 03:57 PM

for rills ?

JustDaveXxx 07-02-2009 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16022017)
I'll write about whatever the fuck I want. And don't you dare fucking talk to me about lawsuits. Yeah the first time I heard lawsuit and lawyers when dealing with Skeeter Kerkove a year ago, I didn't know any better and I was actually afraid of lawsuits and asking people what do I do now. But now I laugh at anyone that threatens me. I don't pull this shit out of my ass when it's already been said elsewhere or when it's the truth.

WOW!!! You are kinda thick huh? Fat girl, still a virgin? Never been kissed? Alone your whole life? Feel the need to defend all of the poor girls getting dicked for a living? Are you "Captain-save-a-Ho"??? Or are jealous that everyone is having sex but you?? Only child brought up with mommy and daddy saying sex is bad? Are not getting any so you have to write about it? You never want to meet anyone to do an actual interview because you will get laughed at? What is the deal???



Let me give you a little lesson; If you plan and writing something that you heard from any particular source and you did not use "due diligence" (due diligence is not a phone call from disgruntle pornstar that has slanderous statements about a particular producer) to find out that it was a fact or not a fact, you and the people you herd it from can be sued for Liable/slander. This is not a threat, it is very real and true.


You seem to print a lot of manufactured facts about people. It will catch up with you.


I recommend you buy yourself an "AP hand book" (Associated Press) and learn it before you continue on your writing career. It is very obvious to me you have not been sued yet. Trust me it sux!!!

Cyber Fucker 07-02-2009 04:03 PM

Uhm... welcome :321GFY

mmcfadden 07-02-2009 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16022158)
Thank you! :thumbsup

If you wanna write about something good... write about strip poker!!

Girls and guys wanna have fun on a saturday night... instead of going to clubs they decide to play some strip poker...

boy did that night....

you fill in the blanks

mmcfadden 07-02-2009 04:26 PM

and go fuck yourself

AaliyahLove 07-02-2009 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16022032)
You read from the script that's given to you about how great the industry is. If you didn't, you wouldn't get work. Many who read from that same script now sing a completely different tune after they leave because now they can. You might one day too.

WRONG.. and it seems to me YOU read from the script that I get from Jesus freaks on the daily about how I am being "used" and exploited..
I have no agent no contract with any porn company besides Blazing Bucks, who have never told me to do anything except be myself :) I get job offers all of the time, and I end up turning most down and only pick the shoots that are a perfect fit for ME AND the company I'm working with/for.. Please don't pretend to know me or what my job entails.. because its very obv you're just talking out of your ass and assuming everything you say..

Chosen 07-02-2009 04:54 PM

Welcome to GFY :)

AaliyahLove 07-02-2009 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16024967)
WOW!!! You are kinda thick huh? Fat girl, still a virgin? Never been kissed? Alone your whole life? Feel the need to defend all of the poor girls getting dicked for a living? Are you "Captain-save-a-Ho"??? Or are jealous that everyone is having sex but you?? Only child brought up with mommy and daddy saying sex is bad? Are not getting any so you have to write about it? You never want to meet anyone to do an actual interview because you will get laughed at? What is the deal???



Let me give you a little lesson; If you plan and writing something that you heard from any particular source and you did not use "due diligence" (due diligence is not a phone call from disgruntle pornstar that has slanderous statements about a particular producer) to find out that it was a fact or not a fact, you and the people you herd it from can be sued for Liable/slander. This is not a threat, it is very real and true.


You seem to print a lot of manufactured facts about people. It will catch up with you.


I recommend you buy yourself an "AP hand book" (Associated Press) and learn it before you continue on your writing career. It is very obvious to me you have not been sued yet. Trust me it sux!!!


I offered to give "her" an insider's look into a real porn shoot and what us models go through and think and feel..apparently she's not concerned with the real facts, just some lame ass smear campaign.. and attention whoring in the worst possible way. laaaaaame.

mmcfadden 07-02-2009 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 16025099)
WRONG.. and it seems to me YOU read from the script that I get from Jesus freaks on the daily about how I am being "used" and exploited..
I have no agent no contract with any porn company besides Blazing Bucks, who have never told me to do anything except be myself :) I get job offers all of the time, and I end up turning most down and only pick the shoots that are a perfect fit for ME AND the company I'm working with/for.. Please don't pretend to know me or what my job entails.. because its very obv you're just talking out of your ass and assuming everything you say..

the correct quote would be "talkin' out of yer ass"

i belive he is "talkin...ass"

did you get my email?

Doctor Feelgood 07-02-2009 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16017805)
Greetings! :thumbsup First, I would like to thank the person who helped get me in here. :kisskiss Don't want to say his name or else many might start to hate him. :( And second, I would like to ask a few questions before I start posting here: :winkwink:

1) What are your rules on unintentional thread derailing? :offtopic

2) Can I yell at people? :angrysoap

3) Can I use profanity? :321GFY

4) What are your thoughts on making libelous accusations against porn stars even though everyone else has heard it a thousand times already? :censored

5) Will I be banned or get yelled at if I post a lot? Not spam but actual conversations. I was on another porn forum and always got yelled at for posting too much. Though looking at how many boards the forum has and how many posts I made everyday on each forum, it averaged out to not be that many posts and I should have been posting more! :eyecrazy

6) Can I link back to my blog if the writing is original or hasn't been posted anywhere else yet?

That's all I can think of for now. Enjoy your day! :GFYBand

welcome to the forum, now go fuck yourself :321GFY

JustDaveXxx 07-02-2009 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 16025107)
I offered to give "her" an insider's look into a real porn shoot and what us models go through and think and feel..apparently she's not concerned with the real facts, just some lame ass smear campaign.. and attention whoring in the worst possible way. laaaaaame.


lol, but that wont be as good as what she pulls out of her ass. Her porn source lives in fantasy land an those stories are more interesting than the facts.


She is the fat kid that still lives in mom's basement because her make believe friends wont accept her real ones.




I bet she got more attention this week than she got her whole life. Its probably up there when mom tied the pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her.




She is gonna "try" writing a slam piece on our business with out facts!!! get this non porn person out of here, she has zero business here. At least Donny Long shoots...:2 cents:

mpahlca 07-02-2009 06:11 PM

Hey thing, I don't really care about what you have to say, in that you are no different than many people on here, however, never make false accusations about someone. One of the big things on the web these days is slander and lawsuits so saying someone was some how involved in some illegal activities makes me think your ripe for a lawsuit. Just my opinion take it for what its worth.

AaliyahLove 07-02-2009 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 16025108)
the correct quote would be "talkin' out of yer ass"

i belive he is "talkin...ass"

did you get my email?

When did you send it? The last email I got from you was like 3-4 weeks ago?
My webcam status hasn't changed since we last spoke, I am sooo busy makin bank doing CamModels (Streamate) pvt shows I am spending all of my time online there..

I am also going to add CamModels onto my site to use as a secondary plug-in (Still doin the Camz feature shows 2x a week) and will be doing smaller WWW.AALIYAHLOVE.COM MEMBERS ONLY shows which should be great.

So it's just a matter of not having enough time to start caming other places.. unless someone can offer me a better system than CamModels, which I highly doubt :)

JustDaveXxx 07-03-2009 03:32 PM

A bump for the no fact having basement report!!!!

Darrah 07-03-2009 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16028454)
A bump for the no fact having basement report!!!!

Oh hey, you missed me? How precious. :kisskiss:liebe028:

Darrah 07-03-2009 11:02 PM

And thank you to everyone else who welcomed me that I didn't have a chance to say thank you to. :thumbsup This is the last time I'll be replying here and hopefully the post will go away.

And thank you to Megan Stokes for ruining everything and fucking up this thread.

niche25 07-03-2009 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16029113)
And thank you to everyone else who welcomed me that I didn't have a chance to say thank you to. :thumbsup This is the last time I'll be replying here and hopefully the post will go away.

And thank you to Megan Stokes for ruining everything and fucking up this thread.

bump. LOL

born2blog 07-03-2009 11:15 PM

welcome to what is probably the craziest forum online :)

Mohawk Steve 07-03-2009 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16029113)
And thank you to everyone else who welcomed me that I didn't have a chance to say thank you to. :thumbsup This is the last time I'll be replying here and hopefully the post will go away.

And thank you to Megan Stokes for ruining everything and fucking up this thread.

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/stop_...words_lion.jpg

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-04-2009 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16029113)
And thank you to Megan Stokes for ruining everything and fucking up this thread.

I'm pretty sure you did that on your own... :2 cents:

But you still get a consolation prize (no one leaves GFY empty-handed):

http://gritsngrace.files.wordpress.c...r_statue_1.jpg

It must be hard when your delusions of grandeur shatter in front of your eyes. :1orglaugh

If you really want to be the female Luke Ford (which you wrote yourself, is why you took on his last name), then do as he did, and leave this industry (which you were never really a part of anyway).

However, given your demonstrated ignorance, it will likely take a permaban from the mods to eventually make you go away.

Oh well, at least you are on the fast track for that. :upsidedow

ADG

Darrah 07-04-2009 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16029190)
I'm pretty sure you did that on your own... :2 cents:

But you still get a consolation prize (no one leaves GFY empty-handed):

It must be hard when your delusions of grandeur shatter in front of your eyes. :1orglaugh

If you really want to be the female Luke Ford (which you wrote yourself, is why you took on his last name), then do as he did, and leave this industry (which you were never really a part of anyway).

However, given your demonstrated ignorance, it will likely take a permaban from the mods to eventually make you go away.

Oh well, at least you are on the fast track for that. :upsidedow

ADG


If you're going to quote me, then get it right. I never said I wanted to be Luke Ford. He and I are so different on many levels and I would never pull most of the things he did.

I was only going as Darrah and hadn't decided on a last name yet. Almost went as Darrah Michaels BTW. But I said I was inspired by a post he made and then wanted to take his name like Perez Hilton choosing his name because of his warped love/hate relationship with Paris Hilton. Luke made the post "I’m Looking For Some Bitches To Take My Last Name". This after someone had pointed out to him that a former porn star that didn't like Luke had now changed her name to Ford.

How many porn stars take the first or last name or a combination of various porn star's name as their own name? How many take the name of a celebrity and change a letter or two? What I did is no different. I already knew Luke and asked him on cam, so I could see how he would react, if I could go as Darrah Ford after reading his post. He was happy and flattered.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-04-2009 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16029202)
If you're going to quote me, then get it right. I never said I wanted to be Luke Ford.

Quote:

Darrah: I was inspired today by this Luke Ford post to change my name from Darrah to now Darrah Ford. No I?m not sniffing coke as I?m typing this! Luke was a former porn blogger in his past life and I always wanted to be the female Luke Ford.

But I doubt that will ever happen. Can?t a nice Catholic girl just have this one dream??

And since Darrah isn?t my real name anyway, I thought I?ll go as Darrah Ford as my new online identity in the blogosphere! haha I?m also known as SexyPervert or SexyP on Luke?s live cam. There you?ll see, when I?m logged in, that me being weird and a little unbalanced is normal for me.
In addition to being "weird and a little unbalanced" (your words), you appear to be a little bit of a stalker (no wonder Luke humored you, even though you lack the talent he once had). :upsidedow

You go Sexy Pervert! :error :helpme

ADG

BadBrad 07-04-2009 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16029270)
In addition to being "weird and a little unbalanced" (your words), you appear to be a little bit of a stalker (no wonder Luke humored you, even though you lack the talent he once had). :upsidedow

You go Sexy Pervert! :error :helpme

ADG

Lol. Oh snap!!

:thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-04-2009 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16020763)
Well I actually registered so I could yell at Donny Long.:

Yell away... :winkwink:

http://www.lukeisback.com/images/ima...3/DSC_0239.JPG

ADG

underwood_wiserwand 07-04-2009 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16029337)
Yell away... :winkwink:


ADG

stop calling him this DL person....his real name is Pippi Longstocking.....i bounced at the alternative lifestyle bars he frequented in key west....hey a job is a job....but a name is a name.

underwood_wiserwand 07-04-2009 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 16018388)
Thank you! :thumbsup I'm trying. I was banned at ADT the other week and so I don't want it to happen here too. :disgust

yes i notice that this happens to you frequently.....whats the deal?

wernt head cheearleader? wtf then?

Elixir 07-04-2009 03:25 AM

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