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xNetworx 07-12-2011 02:34 PM

Sounds like an adventure :thumbsup

waltgator 07-12-2011 03:56 PM

very cool pics! sucks they smashed your camera....

and here are some hot venezuela chicks!
http://www.vecinabella.com/

BVF 07-12-2011 04:22 PM

where are pics of all of these beautiful women?

Lilit 07-12-2011 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 16028835)
Past' zakroi!

Fu kakoy grubiy! :)

Lilit 07-12-2011 04:33 PM

Love the pics!!! Thanks for sharing! :winkwink:

webairalex 07-12-2011 04:50 PM

I miss my country, I hear bad bad things:(:(

Jman 07-12-2011 05:24 PM

Totally my kind of vacation, great pics, especially the cab... My favorite :thumbsup

D Ghost 07-12-2011 05:34 PM

great pics man I'd love to go

Fabien 07-12-2011 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by »Rob Content« (Post 16025776)
Fucking amazing

but uh, where are the pics of the hot women =)

I was about to say that :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 07-12-2011 06:20 PM

Great pictures, the beach looks awesome.

Grapesoda 07-12-2011 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 16026108)
Why does everyone on this board who travels take picture of chickens and shit in exotic places.

Never any chicas. WTF?

Pipecrew, beautiful pics and funny stories, but I expected more from you bro. lol ;)

hey!! I posted peacock pics...

RFremont 07-12-2011 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by raven1083 (Post 16026024)
i was expecting women

What he said. Lets see the '12's and 10's'.

bronco67 07-12-2011 06:40 PM

Worst trip to Venezulea ever. Where's the pussy?

yuu.design 07-12-2011 10:16 PM

awesome pics dude!

directfiesta 07-12-2011 10:45 PM

was there 20 years ago ... in Cumana .. and briefly Margarita..

The checkpoints between counties/provinces are kinda scary ...

dynastoned 07-12-2011 10:52 PM

cool pics man

bloggerz 07-12-2011 10:58 PM

great pics

DaddyHalbucks 07-12-2011 11:19 PM

Wow, you are a brave man. Venezuela is one mega fucked up country. I wouldn't go there under any circumstances.

directfiesta 07-13-2011 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 18278456)
Wow, you are a brave man. Venezuela is one mega fucked up country. I wouldn't go there under any circumstances.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
says the brainwashed ....

djroof 07-13-2011 05:39 AM

Great pics and sorry for the camera

gmr324 07-13-2011 05:39 AM

thanks for sharing these great pics / that beach looks amazing

Emil 07-13-2011 05:58 AM

When I see pics of beaches like that I realize how much I hate this place I live in.

SZNY 07-13-2011 06:05 AM

Venezuela is an amazing beautiful country, I have been there a few times. Would love to go there again

VenzuelanChick 07-13-2011 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 16025779)
Depends on the city. I wouldn't dare walking in Caracas anywhere during the day, let alone nighttime. But I walked around total gringo style in other cities. Buying things from the locals, asking directions, meeting people etc.


- highest murder rates
- kidnapping considered a GNP ;)
- 0 police that give a shit.
- "Incidents of taxi drivers in Caracas overcharging, robbing, and injuring passengers are common"

Yeap, pretty dangerous.

I wouldn't even take cabs full stop, they are even dangerous for locals. Rent a car not that expensive and for very sad reasons if the car is red even better (everyone will think you are with the government and leave you somehow alone).

The "less dangerous places" are close to the cost but away from Caracas.

No walking around with anything that costs more than 50$ showing, you might get killed over an iPhone or a Blackberry. Sad but true

Wear flip-flops and an old t shirt and you are good to go

Stay away from Caracas, the smaller the town the better. To be honest not missing too much staying away from big cities.

Open your mouth to talk to chicks, you accent will work magically with the locals... Actually the less Spanish you know the more ladies youŽll get and the more free beer youŽll be offered.

Do not trust cops, they are more dangerous and better armed than local criminals.

Lay low, enjoy the place and youŽll have the time of your life.

Caligari 07-13-2011 06:11 AM

while in venezuela between 2005-2008 for 8 months total i had 0 incidents of either police hassles or theft.
i walked around caracas during both day and night with another gringo friend of mine and we had a great time, just keep your wits about you like any other big city and you should be fine.

on edit - i personally found new york and new orleans to be far more dangerous than caracas although i do love new orleans...

Pipecrew 07-13-2011 06:32 AM

Jeez talk about an old bump. I had to look at pics again to remember! Off to brazil in 10 days, will start a new thread after ;)

vsex 07-13-2011 06:43 AM

Moral of the story, if you don't know anyone local there, don't go :1orglaugh

Cerber 07-13-2011 06:48 AM

Good stuff! Thanks for sharing! ;-)

leming 07-13-2011 06:56 AM

Great trip!

iSpyCams 07-13-2011 07:46 AM

Can somebody please get some pics of some Venezolanas in this thread to fix it? OP was to whipped to point his camera at any of Venezuela's redeeming qualities - unless you like horses.

chronig 07-13-2011 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenzuelanChick (Post 18278830)
Yeap, pretty dangerous.

I wouldn't even take cabs full stop, they are even dangerous for locals. Rent a car not that expensive and for very sad reasons if the car is red even better (everyone will think you are with the government and leave you somehow alone).

The "less dangerous places" are close to the cost but away from Caracas.

No walking around with anything that costs more than 50$ showing, you might get killed over an iPhone or a Blackberry. Sad but true

Wear flip-flops and an old t shirt and you are good to go

Stay away from Caracas, the smaller the town the better. To be honest not missing too much staying away from big cities.

Open your mouth to talk to chicks, you accent will work magically with the locals... Actually the less Spanish you know the more ladies youŽll get and the more free beer youŽll be offered.

Do not trust cops, they are more dangerous and better armed than local criminals.

Lay low, enjoy the place and youŽll have the time of your life.

All good advice except for the flip flops.... not only will you stick out like a sore thumb gringo idiot - but you won't be able to get away fast enough if you need to RUN.

Flip-flops - when you really want to gringo out and attract the attention of gringo fucking latinas even though you'll look silly

Running shoes - when you're going into the city, or anywhere where you may actually have to run

chronig 07-13-2011 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 18278840)
while in venezuela between 2005-2008 for 8 months total i had 0 incidents of either police hassles or theft.
i walked around caracas during both day and night with another gringo friend of mine and we had a great time, just keep your wits about you like any other big city and you should be fine.

on edit - i personally found new york and new orleans to be far more dangerous than caracas although i do love new orleans...

I'd guess it's gotten worse there since 2005...

A lot of the FARC rebels in Colombia were pushed out to Venezeula over the past few years

chronig 07-13-2011 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 18279087)
Can somebody please get some pics of some Venezolanas in this thread to fix it? OP was to whipped to point his camera at any of Venezuela's redeeming qualities - unless you like horses.

Go fuck yourself and stay in The States or wherever you are from. :321GFY

Pipecrew 07-13-2011 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 18279087)
Can somebody please get some pics of some Venezolanas in this thread to fix it? OP was to whipped to point his camera at any of Venezuela's redeeming qualities - unless you like horses.

hahahaha, somewhat true. But when your in a strange country with your GF and her family lives there, the last thing i need is to fill my camera up with tits and ass. I would never have made it out of the mountains

Caligari 07-13-2011 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 18279101)
I'd guess it's gotten worse there since 2005...

A lot of the FARC rebels in Colombia were pushed out to Venezeula over the past few years

last time i was in caracas was 2008...

but i guess that's good news for the colombian govt as they have less coke trade competition:1orglaugh

iSpyCams 07-13-2011 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 18279104)
Go fuck yourself and stay in The States or wherever you are from. :321GFY

OK fine post some horse pictures then.

iSpyCams 07-13-2011 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 18279135)
hahahaha, somewhat true. But when your in a strange country with your GF and her family lives there, the last thing i need is to fill my camera up with tits and ass. I would never have made it out of the mountains

I am in the same situation but my girl has friends and they like to hang out together looking hot. I don't get in trouble for taking pictures when she is in it...

chronig 07-13-2011 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 18279138)
last time i was in caracas was 2008...

but i guess that's good news for the colombian govt as they have less coke trade competition:1orglaugh

I don't know... I'd love to go to Venezuela but I'm a little worried about just how fucked up it might be

I've been to the worst parts of Costa Rica, Panama and Medellin, Colombia where I've lived for a couple years

chronig 07-13-2011 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 18279157)
I am in the same situation but my girl has friends and they like to hang out together looking hot. I don't get in trouble for taking pictures when she is in it...

Sounds fagtastic...

Caligari 07-13-2011 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 18279167)
I don't know... I'd love to go to Venezuela but I'm a little worried about just how fucked up it might be

I've been to the worst parts of Costa Rica, Panama and Medellin, Colombia where I've lived for a couple years

while it is true that caracas is dangerous, its dangerous like any town with 5 million plus people.
in reality it was bogota, colombia where i saw the violence. my friend and i were walking into downtown one day when we spotted a group of grammar school age students gawking at something in front of a gas station, pointing and giggling.

we went over and discovered two bodies lying there, their heads mostly gone having been blown off in an apparent drug turf related execution.

i never saw anything like that in venezuela although obviously it happens like it happens every day in all major cities of the U.S. and elsewhere.

btw Medellin is a great town. on the way there from bogota our bus had to be diverted because of fighting but once we got there we had a good time!
on edit- i will never forget the Botero plaza and that huge (long) area under the overpass where people hang out.


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