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Babaganoosh 07-06-2009 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 16034919)
I have highlighted the problem with this post.

If this post was made to try and rub people's noses in how good you think you are, then that's one thing.
If this post was meant to be informative or helpful, then you failed miserably.

You feel bad for people who believe what they read, and your solution is for them to read more?
:helpme:helpme

In turn, I have highlighted the problem with your post.

What in the world makes you think that my intention was to help anyone? Why would I do that?

San 07-06-2009 11:48 AM

what is "SEO"?

EscortBiz 07-06-2009 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by San (Post 16035071)
what is "SEO"?

Something Extremely Overrated

fusionx 07-06-2009 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 16034661)
Priority ID's for everyone.

I failed to properly close a google priorityID tag once.. googlebot saw it, and that domain was dropped immediately..

it's bad to disclose your priority id..

Babaganoosh 07-06-2009 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by fusionx (Post 16035130)
I failed to properly close a google priorityID tag once.. googlebot saw it, and that domain was dropped immediately..

it's bad to disclose your priority id..

At least you didn't forget to close the google pray tag. You'd have gotten all of your domains deindexed.

fusionx 07-06-2009 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16035439)
At least you didn't forget to close the google pray tag. You'd have gotten all of your domains deindexed.

I quit using that. I changed - I'm now search engine agnostic :1orglaugh

V_RocKs 07-06-2009 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 16032403)
I love how GFY is now full of seo experts. Same people who breathe in every word Matt Cutts has to say. Misinformation is a wonderful thing.
WG

I hear Matt Cutts is taking over as Alaska's Governor.

Snake Doctor 07-06-2009 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16035022)
In turn, I have highlighted the problem with your post.

What in the world makes you think that my intention was to help anyone? Why would I do that?

So then you just started this thread because you're an attention whore?

Babaganoosh 07-06-2009 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 16035637)
So then you just started this thread because you're an attention whore?

Funny to see you calling anyone an attention whore. Pot, meet kettle.

niche25 07-06-2009 02:07 PM

SEO is how I make a living and it's a good living at that. Matt Cutts wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for us.

Machete_ 07-06-2009 02:18 PM

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Supz 07-06-2009 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16032365)
I'm not going to argue with you. Doing keyword research in the past I have seen your sites ranked well for phrases I was eyeballing. Feel free to say more than you should. I am listening.

you are comparing a finger to a dick.

Snake Doctor 07-06-2009 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16035746)
Funny to see you calling anyone an attention whore. Pot, meet kettle.

Hah.

Hilarious how you compare yourself to me to make yourself feel better about your attention whoring.

You started a thread to talk about how great you (think you) are at SEO.

I do nothing of the sort.

dav3 07-06-2009 03:45 PM

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part of me feels bad for those of you who believe everything you read...


...do some reading.
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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 16034919)
I have highlighted the problem with this post.

lol that was pretty funny

aniloscash 07-06-2009 03:50 PM

in order to be a SEO specialists how many top 10 google listings do you need? I have a few one is for my balls itch cause its over 100 in the fucking desert. Well I think I'm the only page that comes up

Babaganoosh 07-06-2009 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 16036175)
Hah.

Hilarious how you compare yourself to me to make yourself feel better about your attention whoring.

You started a thread to talk about how great you (think you) are at SEO.

I do nothing of the sort.

Wait...where did I say I was great at SEO? Are you just assuming I am? Thanks dude but flattery will get you nowhere.

Babaganoosh 07-06-2009 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 16036245)
lol that was pretty funny

Maybe if you're as simple-minded as he is. It's amazing how you can change the meaning of a sentence if you leave some words off. The words he left off were "on GFY or even worse DP" which changes the entire meaning of the sentence. Obviously I was stating that GFY and DP are packed full of inaccurate information and people who take SEO seriously need to get their info from a reputable source.

dav3 07-06-2009 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16036278)
Maybe if you're as simple-minded as he is. It's amazing how you can change the meaning of a sentence if you leave some words off. The words he left off were "on GFY or even worse DP" which changes the entire meaning of the sentence. Obviously I was stating that GFY and DP are packed full of inaccurate information and people who take SEO seriously need to get their info from a reputable source.

Yea, you do have a point with the info on some of these forums, and some blogs for that matter. I was just glancing the thread and seen that quote and thought it was funny, no personal offense meant to anyone.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 07-07-2009 01:20 PM

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Babaganoosh 07-07-2009 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16039696)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

stever 07-07-2009 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16032360)
i agree with you 100%

i'm sure you'll be proven right when wikipedia drops from the SERP's for everything.

damn when will this happen? I can't wait to get those fuckers out of my #1 spots

xenigo 07-07-2009 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Forkbeard (Post 16034498)
I said "business", not SEO.

At its best (which is rarely) this forum is a place where people do business. Part of that is being moderately helpful to competitors, which, nine times out of ten, has social and business benefits that FAR outweigh the tiny competitive edge someone might be "giving away".

Original poster has declared himself to be someone who does not understand this.

Anybody who publicly worries about "giving away" too much information about SEO has revealed himself to be an idiot. It's like worrying about giving away the secret to being a good writer, or a good musician. The techniques are useless except when married with enormous effort, practice, and craftsmanship.

Good point. Same point can be applied to success in business, or being a good photographer. Telling someone how to succeed in business, or how to be a great photographer, certainly doesn't make someone good in either of those. You'll accomplish it through your own efforts, if you have it in you.

Pleasurepays 07-07-2009 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by stever (Post 16040236)
damn when will this happen? I can't wait to get those fuckers out of my #1 spots

all you need is a 50,000,000 page website built specifically for search engines, that pulls countless 1000's of back links each day pushing that inbound PR effectively throughout the site and it should be a site with no monetary ambitions... and nofollow all your outbound links if you have any. shouldn't take too long if you put in a couple extra hours a day.

MikeSmoke 07-07-2009 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 16035895)
50 hidden links in the bottom of the page with paris hilton, brinety spears, free mp3 and gay homosexuals

Welcome back to 1999 :1orglaugh


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