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qwe 07-09-2009 09:44 PM

it used to cost me $200/month extra JUST on gas alone with my old ex gf! lol I don't even want to think how much I spend on all other shit :1orglaugh

seeric 07-09-2009 10:31 PM

Single For Life!!!!!!!!

MandyBlake 07-09-2009 10:31 PM

that could buy a nice chunk of porn.

Evil-Dan 07-10-2009 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 16046969)
Why not just fuck your wife.. hell of a lot cheaper.

That has to be the funniest quote I have read on any board for so long my sides are hurting

EscortBiz 07-10-2009 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16046769)
Having an affair.*


Presents, jewelry, hotel rooms, apartments, gas for sneaking around, whatever...

that's the approximate total bill for keeping side nookie for a year.




*Divorce sold separately.

people who cheat that are in a relationship also have a tendency to buy their current wife or girl more gifts than usual like maybe a guilty feeling thing

bobby666 07-10-2009 11:35 AM

not for me, i 've bought a cheap wife

CDSmith 07-10-2009 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 16050677)
people who cheat that are in a relationship also have a tendency to buy their current wife or girl more gifts than usual like maybe a guilty feeling thing

Very true. Also, many tend to accuse the wife of cheating or be more jealous and suspicious. By projecting their own cheating tendencies onto the wife they attempt to deflect their own guilt.

Ladies, take note. And quit marrying idiots.

Warren 07-10-2009 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by K R I S T E N (Post 16047957)
Yep - $5k sounds just about right - that is how much my best friends husband spent on a year long affair in 2006...well, her EXhusband now.

Cheap sob, dollar menu all the way and fucking in the back of his car, I suppose.

TRe$yNFuL 07-10-2009 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ungratefulninja (Post 16047921)
I'm still holding out for some more threesomes. All the fun of an affair without having to sneak around.

AMEN!

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

V_RocKs 12-23-2012 12:27 AM

Looks kinky

Chosen 12-23-2012 12:30 AM

Thanks for the info...

CDSmith 12-26-2012 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 19385842)
Looks kinky

Thanks for the old bump. This was actually one of my more interesting threads, sadly.

HushMoney 12-26-2012 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K R I S T E N (Post 16047957)
Yep - $5k sounds just about right - that is how much my best friends husband spent on a year long affair in 2006...well, her EXhusband now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren (Post 16051118)
Cheap sob, dollar menu all the way and fucking in the back of his car, I suppose.

Thought the same thing. That and she was probably 19-20 years old, so he didn't have to buy booze or take her out much.

sandman! 12-26-2012 03:04 PM

5k thats it ?

crockett 12-26-2012 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE (Post 16048213)
who the hell has access to so many picks?

Never underestimate how much shit a woman can stuff in her purse..

pornmasta 12-26-2012 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE (Post 16048213)
who the hell has access to so many picks?

There is a lot of space in his invetory

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0...minventory.jpg

nico-t 12-27-2012 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16046773)
dude, been there.

WAY WAY WAY more than $5K a year to do that, a LOT more

that's because you are a huge baller.

Or was it because you are a huge idiot?

It was one of these two...

trustedrevenue 12-27-2012 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16046952)
I don't think they factored in the damage when the wife finds out


http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1154670099.jpg

ouch :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 12-27-2012 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by GetSCORECash (Post 16046789)
If $5k is the average then their has to be a lot of guys going to the $29.95 motels and McDonalds lunch dates.

:2 cents:

livexxx 12-27-2012 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE (Post 16048213)
who the hell has access to so many picks?

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Choopa Phil 12-27-2012 09:30 AM

How about just dont be with that person if youre that unhappy with your life/sex life. I've been cheated on before and its probably one of the worst feelings in the world, I could never make someone else feel like that and have a clear conscience.


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