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Machete_ 07-17-2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16076502)
I am not in the business of trying out new guys. I live in porn Valley, the land of solid guys who know what they are doing. Why try a new guy? Why wast my time with a guy that has not proven himself? New guys =a waste of time.

How many scenes have you shot? If that new guy fails, im down $125 for makeup, $100 an hour for location(minimum 3 hours wasted). $100 agency fee, $150-$250 kill for the girl, depending how much was done, and $250 in crew. Who do you think pays that out? Not my client. They paid for a high quality completed scene.

These numbers do not include the money i dont make that day. Knowing all of this why would anyone try out a new unproven guy?

This is a business, and im only as good as the guys and girls i use. If im gonna risk all of that money on a new guy how would you recommend i try him out?


Before you answer watch this Porn Tryout


Remenber this thread??? Details inside on why i dont waste my time with new guys that say they can do this job of being a male performer.http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=911737



In short, if you are gonna tell me you can do this and you have never have done this before, you will do every stupid thing i can come up with to get your shot!:2 cents:

I am not questioning your decision to turn him away, I am however pointing out the idiotic way you are going to humiliate a other person just to entertain yourself, without regards to what it does to him.

If you want to be seen as professional, start acting like it.


I dont shoot content, never have and never will. For the simple fact I cant pretend I find them interesting enough to talk to during the breaks, and I have Zero Patience.

And I am sure models in general feel the same about me, and I accept that.

But I dont try and humiliate them for my own entertainment.

pornguy 07-17-2009 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16076502)
I am not in the business of trying out new guys. I live in porn Valley, the land of solid guys who know what they are doing. Why try a new guy? Why wast my time with a guy that has not proven himself? New guys =a waste of time.

How many scenes have you shot? If that new guy fails, im down $125 for makeup, $100 an hour for location(minimum 3 hours wasted). $100 agency fee, $150-$250 kill for the girl, depending how much was done, and $250 in crew. Who do you think pays that out? Not my client. They paid for a high quality completed scene.

These numbers do not include the money i dont make that day. Knowing all of this why would anyone try out a new unproven guy?

This is a business, and im only as good as the guys and girls i use. If im gonna risk all of that money on a new guy how would you recommend i try him out?


Before you answer watch this Porn Tryout


Remenber this thread??? Details inside on why i dont waste my time with new guys that say they can do this job of being a male performer.http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=911737



In short, if you are gonna tell me you can do this and you have never have done this before, you will do every stupid thing i can come up with to get your shot!:2 cents:



Problem that I see starting to crop up here is simply that the same old guys are just that. the same idiots making the same faces wearing the same shades etc..

Might want to start a PORN Actor camp and let these guys pay you to teach them.. Use a video camera for the whole thing and Viola. you have a gay movie.

Sly 07-17-2009 11:35 AM

The only thing that could make this story better is if he found this thread.

JustDaveXxx 07-17-2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076565)
I am not questioning your decision to turn him away, I am however pointing out the idiotic way you are going to humiliate a other person just to entertain yourself, without regards to what it does to him.

If you want to be seen as professional, start acting like it.


I dont shoot content, never have and never will. For the simple fact I cant pretend I find them interesting enough to talk to during the breaks, and I have Zero Patience.

And I am sure models in general feel the same about me, and I accept that.

But I dont try and humiliate them for my own entertainment.


You dont seem to understand what gets accomplished if he can do what i ask. If he can do this, then he can be a male performer.


And as far as questioning me as a professional, you will be very hard pressed to find any girl or guy that has a bad thing to say about me. Other shooters are the 1st to hear bad shit about other shooters because we work with the same people. They too will not have heard nothing about me acting unprofessional or creepy.


Since i see that my actions bother you and i seem like a bad guy in your eyes, i will not post anymore emails i get from this guy. Im sorry and will no longer share my idiocies with you and this board.







Please give me a better way to try out guys without loosing money and i will follow what you say. :2 cents:

Machete_ 07-17-2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 16076588)
The only thing that could make this story better is if he found this thread.

That might be best for him. That way he can see what it's really like here

amacontent 07-17-2009 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 16074687)
im here doing the test i got the 10 guys + camera guy + coffe table but im missing the cd case

Post the video here.

Machete_ 07-17-2009 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16076609)

Please give me a better way to try out guys without loosing money and i will follow what you say. :2 cents:

I belive its called "audition" :1orglaugh

Dont get me wrong, I dont have a problem making fun, pushing people around or being a idiot, I should be the last to speak against that. I just think you are doing things that could have some unwanted consequenses in the wannabe-talents personal life, when you ask him to invite his friends over and jerk it on a CD cover.


Just like I dident think it was funny when people abused Lawrenc Connor, just to entertain themself

goldflower 07-17-2009 11:50 AM

Always will be problem with new male actor. I meet lots of male actors who say that thet do incredible things in shooting , but when we shoot they have BIIIIG problem.

amacontent 07-17-2009 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076565)
I am not questioning your decision to turn him away, I am however pointing out the idiotic way you are going to humiliate a other person just to entertain yourself, without regards to what it does to him.

If you want to be seen as professional, start acting like it.


I dont shoot content, never have and never will. For the simple fact I cant pretend I find them interesting enough to talk to during the breaks, and I have Zero Patience.

And I am sure models in general feel the same about me, and I accept that.

But I dont try and humiliate them for my own entertainment.

But its fine and dandy to humiliate girls on camera for your entertainment if it turns you a profit ?

As producers we are sick of the big ego..

OH I CAN DO THIS NO PROBLEM

IM AN EXIBITIONIST

I DO THIS WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ALL THE THE TIME

and then the classic that never gets old..
DAM THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE !

If you have lost as much money and wasted as much timne as we have, youd be saying the same thing. Problem is, youre on the outside of the issue looking in and have no clue.

amacontent 07-17-2009 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076626)
I belive its called "audition" :1orglaugh

Dont get me wrong, I dont have a problem making fun, pushing people around or being a idiot, I should be the last to speak against that. I just think you are doing things that could have some unwanted consequenses in the wannabe-talents personal life, when you ask him to invite his friends over and jerk it on a CD cover.


Just like I dident think it was funny when people abused Lawrenc Connor, just to entertain themself

Thats the audition.. in sports or any other pressure job, we aint gonna sugar coat it. We are gonna put you to the test. If you dont like it then tough. Dont waste our time. If you do well, you work everyday and fuck hot babes

camperjohn64 07-17-2009 11:53 AM

How do these guys get ahold of you anyway? Is it just your myspace page?

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-17-2009 11:56 AM

I would of just told him to fuck another guy in the ass for 15 minutes, then in return let the guy fuck him in the ass for another 30 minutes, and then command him to bust a nut while the guy is pounding away at his brown eye in less then 5 minutes after the 30 minute time is up...

Didn't most of the big guys, start out doing gay shoots even though they are straight?

fuzebox 07-17-2009 11:57 AM

This is 2009. Can I masturbate onto my ipod?

Machete_ 07-17-2009 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 16076630)
But its fine and dandy to humiliate girls on camera for your entertainment if it turns you a profit ?

As producers we are sick of the big ego..

OH I CAN DO THIS NO PROBLEM

IM AN EXIBITIONIST

I DO THIS WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ALL THE THE TIME

and then the classic that never gets old..
DAM THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE !

If you have lost as much money and wasted as much timne as we have, youd be saying the same thing. Problem is, youre on the outside of the issue looking in and have no clue.

where the fuck did I say anything about it being OK if it were a female?

Manowar 07-17-2009 12:00 PM

i bet a gay program would love the video from you lol

JustDaveXxx 07-17-2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076626)
I belive its called "audition" :1orglaugh

Dont get me wrong, I dont have a problem making fun, pushing people around or being a idiot, I should be the last to speak against that. I just think you are doing things that could have some unwanted consequenses in the wannabe-talents personal life, when you ask him to invite his friends over and jerk it on a CD cover.


Just like I dident think it was funny when people abused Lawrenc Connor, just to entertain themself



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Im not hear to attack you or fight with you, thats not me. But you really need to think things through before you become the morality police. You keep looking at what i am having the guy do versus what it shows me what he can do or not do on camera. You way got me all wrong.


Any shooter will tell you if a guy can do what i need done, he can perform in front of a camera. Its that simple.



Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076626)
I belive its called "audition" :



You really show me and all of the shooters how much you really dont know. So who pays for the girls time, makeup, location and the crew if this guy, (who says he can do it), cant????


I am being factual not attacking you. Who pays???:2 cents:

Machete_ 07-17-2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 16076641)
Thats the audition.. in sports or any other pressure job, we aint gonna sugar coat it. We are gonna put you to the test. If you dont like it then tough. Dont waste our time. If you do well, you work everyday and fuck hot babes

So your way of auditioning people, are to have them gather 10 of their friends, and jerk it on videotape, and send you that video?


and you wonder why I call some producers unprofessional?

Walter Gropius 07-17-2009 12:07 PM

Dave's male-talent-wannabe-mocking threads crack me up!

I can see what some people are saying with regards it being cruel or whatever, but if you've got the balls to send these kinds of e-mail, and especially if you've got the balls to actually do the shit Dave is asking these guys to do, then being mocked on a forum isn't exactly gonna do you much harm. These wannabes are asking for the opportunity to fuck sluts on camera for a living - do you really think reading this thread or wanking onto a CD case in front of friends is gonna drive them to suicide?! It's up to them if they wanna do dumb shit - Dave isn't forcing anyone to do anything. And I don't think it's particularly unprofessional - he's not publishing anyone's e-mail address or anything. Besides, if professionalism is an issue then these wannabes should be contacting companies direct instead of messaging people through MySpace.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Due (Post 16075481)
I masturbate on CD covers all day but I have no friends..... anymore! :mad::mad: But I still have their CD covers :pimp
Please advise how I proceed

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16075600)
i still want to know why CD covers.

I'm guessing it's because it's easy to wipe off!

Machete_ 07-17-2009 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16076673)

You really show me and all of the shooters how much you really dont know. So who pays for the girls time, makeup, location and the crew if this guy, (who says he can do it), cant????


I am being factual not attacking you. Who pays???:2 cents:

I dont see your replies as if you are trying to attack you or fight with me. To me its a straightforward honest discussion, and that is what we are all here for

But come on man, drop the bullshit, nobody told you that you had to make the first meeting with girls, makeup, location and a crew. When you interview people for a job, you dont take them to the final interview the first day.

sortie 07-17-2009 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16076537)
I am not in the business of trying out new guys. I live in porn Valley, the land of solid guys who know what they are doing. Why try a new guy? Why wast my time with a guy that has not proven himself? New guys =a waste of time.

Sending the guy this in a email would have made a lot of sense.

You seem very successful to me; but I'm wondering if you actually have a life.

Roald 07-17-2009 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16076659)
This is 2009. Can I masturbate onto my ipod?

or at least a Blu-Ray disc LOL

yuu.design 07-17-2009 12:17 PM

hahaha, funny

sortie 07-17-2009 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16076659)
This is 2009. Can I masturbate onto my ipod?

:1orglaugh

JustDaveXxx 07-17-2009 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076703)
I dont see your replies as if you are trying to attack you or fight with me. To me its a straightforward honest discussion, and that is what we are all here for

But come on man, drop the bullshit, nobody told you that you had to make the first meeting with girls, makeup, location and a crew. When you interview people for a job, you dont take them to the final interview the first day.

The interview? He isnt applying for an acting gig or an office job and i dont want him pulling his cock out in my office and stroking it. The job plain and simple. Can you get hard and take direction.

My tryout addresses all of those issues and i dont have to be there for it. I dont see a problem with it. If he can do it he gets a real tryout with a real girl and i know he wont waste my time.



I challenge you to come up with a detailed step by step process on trying guys out for a position of male performer. You need to be very detailed and keep in mind if there is a girl involved you will be paying money out of your pocket. You post it in this thread in detail and have everyone vote on who's way is more efficient and less expensive.




Everybody gets to vote. Please state what you do and why you made your particular choice. Obviously shooters will pull more weight due to their experiences. Good luck:thumbsup

D Ghost 07-17-2009 12:29 PM

haha, nice... anyone got the link to that video where Dave let's 3 guys try out?

JustDaveXxx 07-17-2009 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 16076721)
Sending the guy this in a email would have made a lot of sense.

You seem very successful to me; but I'm wondering if you actually have a life.



Its kinda sad, but my life is all work. I shoot just about everyday, between producing adult content, editing content, editing pics, shooting music videos and shooting pics for DVD companies i get very little personal time for myself. Keep in mind, i can check GFY with my Blackberry. Gfy always puts a smile on my face.lol:2 cents:

Loch 07-17-2009 12:32 PM

LMAO, send him to our latest project and he might learn something!

So you think you can be a pornstar?????
www.stuntcocktryouts.com

Machete_ 07-17-2009 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16076772)
I challenge you to come up with a detailed step by step process on trying guys out for a position of male performer. You need to be very detailed and keep in mind if there is a girl involved you will be paying money out of your pocket. You post it in this thread in detail and have everyone vote on who's way is more efficient and less expensive.

haha - no thanks, I would not like to take you up on that challenge, nor do I want to tell you how to run your business. My statement is still the same as the first reply, I think its unprofessional to treat a person that contact you that way.

It's like if I told people, to setup a new Active Directory for me, while having their pants on fire. Because if they did that I would know they really wanted the job.

sortie 07-17-2009 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16076808)
Its kinda sad, but my life is all work. I shoot just about everyday, between producing adult content, editing content, editing pics, shooting music videos and shooting pics for DVD companies i get very little personal time for myself. Keep in mind, i can check GFY with my Blackberry. Gfy always puts a smile on my face.lol:2 cents:

Oh, let me cry for you. Who the fuck isn't living like that now???!!!! :helpme

The only difference is that some people are actually making decent money.

:2 cents:

ProG 07-17-2009 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076890)
It's like if I told people, to setup a new Active Directory for me, while having their pants on fire. Because if they did that I would know they really wanted the job.

I don't think this has anything to do with proving that he wants the job, it's about proving that he is capable of doing the job to begin with. If you are trying to hire a programmer, aren't you going to ask to see his work first?

It's clear Dave is not a talent agent. He isn't going to run a casting couch and watch 30 guys jerking off in a booth every day. If this guy wants to work for Dave's company he will have to do whatever Dave says.

Machete_ 07-17-2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProG (Post 16076937)
I don't think this has anything to do with proving that he wants the job, it's about proving that he is capable of doing the job to begin with. If you are trying to hire a programmer, aren't you going to ask to see his work first?

I would like to see the programmers work, but I am not going to ask him to create a random script for me, before i hire him to do the real job.



Quote:

Originally Posted by ProG (Post 16076937)

It's clear Dave is not a talent agent. He isn't going to run a casting couch and watch 30 guys jerking off in a booth every day. If this guy wants to work for Dave's company he will have to do whatever Dave says.

I agree 100% that If this guy wants to work for Dave's company, he will have to do whatever Dave says. My only point is, that he is fabricating a illusion in that guys head, that will most likely come crashing down if he tries to do what was asked of him here.

OrangeContent 07-17-2009 03:39 PM

Most guys can't perform under pressure and dave is just filtering the weak from the strong in his own unique way. Might not be fair in some eyes but perfectly acceptable in others.

I don't care what anyone does as long as no one is physically being harmed.

You want to work for Dave, cum on a CD! hahaha

P.S. Dave can I audition?

amacontent 07-17-2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076675)
So your way of auditioning people, are to have them gather 10 of their friends, and jerk it on videotape, and send you that video?


and you wonder why I call some producers unprofessional?

You should just crawl back into that hole you call lala land
and stay out of adult biz. This is no place for the clueless.

amacontent 07-17-2009 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076991)
I would like to see the programmers work, but I am not going to ask him to create a random script for me, before i hire him to do the real job.





I agree 100% that If this guy wants to work for Dave's company, he will have to do whatever Dave says. My only point is, that he is fabricating a illusion in that guys head, that will most likely come crashing down if he tries to do what was asked of him here.

Daves not doing anything more than asking some to deliver what he can promise, as I would to. All hes asking him to do is audition in front of 10 people before he knows before he PAYS him to do it infront of 10 people he dont know. If he can not deal with it, then Burger King is hiring.

amacontent 07-17-2009 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 16076721)
Sending the guy this in a email would have made a lot of sense.

You seem very successful to me; but I'm wondering if you actually have a life.

For alot of us this is our life.

PornNewz 07-17-2009 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076991)
I would like to see the programmers work, but I am not going to ask him to create a random script for me, before i hire him to do the real job.





I agree 100% that If this guy wants to work for Dave's company, he will have to do whatever Dave says. My only point is, that he is fabricating a illusion in that guys head, that will most likely come crashing down if he tries to do what was asked of him here.

until you shoot content, you'll never understand. until then, you sound like an ignorant fool. I suggest you just stop while you've only got 1/2 your foot in your mouth.

JustDaveXxx 07-17-2009 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076991)
I would like to see the programmers work, but I am not going to ask him to create a random script for me, before i hire him to do the real job.





I agree 100% that If this guy wants to work for Dave's company, he will have to do whatever Dave says. My only point is, that he is fabricating a illusion in that guys head, that will most likely come crashing down if he tries to do what was asked of him here.


Yo are missing what i am trying to accomplish.


Have you ever seen porn shot??? Really been on set???


First of all every single thing you see is because the director wants you to see that. The positions, the angles, the time in those positions the story line to be followed and the characters that they are sopose to be are all from the directors head.

Keep in mind when im shooting i am right at the side of the male performer and i also got a c light guy right next to me. I am looking in the male performers eye mouthing silently or hand signaling things like, open up, slow down, speed up, grab a particular body part of the girl or change position.

A good performer can keep eye contact with me just about the whole scene and stay rock hard. A beginner or amateur will stress out and loose wood because he thinks im telling him things i need done because im madd. Once a guy stresses out your scene is done no matter how many viagras or cealises he is on. Its all in his head. If he has the i dont give a fuck and im hear to do a job he may be able to do it. Saying you dont give a fuck and you can do this dosnt count for shit! I hear that every 2 days via email. And i have tryed out 70 guys that said they are the shit and could do this easy and only 5 or so did it well. Being a male performer is a very mental and stressful job.


Now what im asking this guy to do is to put himself into a stressful environment by having his friends around while he actually trys and performs for the camera that his friend is holding.


Im friends with Derrick Perice(a good male performer) and when the camera is off he will be butt ass naked stroking his cock to keep it hard and we will be talking about the fight this weekend while the girl runs off to change a bloody ass make up sponge that leaked all over my male.


Derrick needs to keep solid and not let this nasty, bloody incident get into his head and fuck up his wood. Since i do know all of my guys we bullshit in between cuts and they are butt ass naked holding and stroking their cocks.


Now how is my set different than what im asking this guy to do??? And as for the Cd case, it simulates a target the size of a girls face.


How is what im asking this guy to do being unprofessional? If you cant be butt ass naked in front of your friends stroking your cock to stay hard, you wont be able to do it on a porn set full of people. Its that simple!!


Me and a bunch of these shooters must be real good, because we all have you web-masters, designers, and SEO guys fooled that porn is real and what you are seeing is the will of the guys and girls involved.lol:2 cents:

dav3 07-17-2009 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16076609)
Since i see that my actions bother you and i seem like a bad guy in your eyes, i will not post anymore emails i get from this guy. Im sorry and will no longer share my idiocies with you and this board.

noooooooooooooooooooo

JohnnyPearl 07-17-2009 10:20 PM

Can I start in your movies? I promise I can keep it hard. :)

amacontent 07-17-2009 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyPearl (Post 16078271)
Can I start in your movies? I promise I can keep it hard. :)

Call 10 friends


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