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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 07-18-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076565)
I am? not questioning your decision to turn him away, I am however pointing out the idiotic way you are going to humiliate a other person just to entertain yourself, without regards to what it does to him.

If you want to be seen as professional, start acting like it.


I dont shoot content, never have and never will. For the simple fact I cant pretend I find them interesting enough to talk to during the breaks, and I have Zero Patience.

And I am sure models in general feel the same about me, and I accept that.

But I dont try and humiliate them for my own entertainment.

Are you always such a faggot?

amacontent 07-18-2009 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16080942)
Are you always such a faggot?

Give this man a cigar !

fatfoo 07-18-2009 01:03 PM

Why does it have to be a CD case on a coffee table, lol

Porno Dan 07-18-2009 01:20 PM

Dude send all the guys guys my way


I will let them be on Fuck A Fan


If they do a good job for me I will be happy to recommend them to other producers; in fact, I recently had two guys who both did a great job that I recommended to another producer.

SleazyDream 07-18-2009 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16076675)
So your way of auditioning people, are to have them gather 10 of their friends, and jerk it on videotape, and send you that video?


and you wonder why I call some producers unprofessional?

actually- for unproven male talent I honestly think that is a decent respectable professional test.

think about it like this. Male talent gets to fuck what most guys think is the hottest girls around - BAREBACK. and daily.

if you paid a hooker for that, assuming you could GET bareback - those girls on the CHEAP would be $300-$500 each.

SleazyDream 07-18-2009 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 16081026)
Dude send all the guys guys my way


I will let them be on Fuck A Fan


If they do a good job for me I will be happy to recommend them to other producers; in fact, I recently had two guys who both did a great job that I recommended to another producer.

what do you do with the flops?

JustDaveXxx 07-18-2009 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 16081026)
Dude send all the guys guys my way


I will let them be on Fuck A Fan


If they do a good job for me I will be happy to recommend them to other producers; in fact, I recently had two guys who both did a great job that I recommended to another producer.



If they can do it, i would definitely send them to you.:thumbsup

Porno Dan 07-18-2009 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16081032)
what do you do with the flops?


We put them up on the site then stamp fail over them at the end of the scene instead of the pop shot

Porno Dan 07-18-2009 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16081145)
If they can do it, i would definitely send them to you.:thumbsup


I don't care if they can do it, it's the entertainment value that matters.

Wolfy 07-20-2009 06:02 AM

Waiting for the win...

dav3 07-20-2009 06:07 AM

yes, keep us updated plz

Wolfy 07-20-2009 09:58 PM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, this is BULLSHIT! I'd blame it all on the pussyface clowns like KrisH...

But the reality is things like this are a million to one of ever coming through, just like Dave's "New hot performer" was a million to one odds of not wasting his money.

DAVE! Post that shit if it ever continues, REAL MEN AND WOMEN WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED!!!!!!!!

Wolfy 07-20-2009 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16074671)
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Chivas Boy
To: Just Dave
Date: Jul 8, 2009 11:58 PM
Subject: Hey


I see you also are not down with the bullshit.
Tell me how I can get into bangbros.
I want to be in a movie!

Nick----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Just Dave
To: Chivas Boy
Date: Jul 14, 2009 12:48 PM
Subject: RE: Hey



doesnt work like that. If you cant perform then you cant be in a movie.

Dave
Dave----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Chivas Boy
To: Just Dave
Date: Jul 14, 2009 12:36 PM
Subject: RE: Hey


Thats the thing Dave I can perform!!
I have on myspace talk to D Sanchez and he said I would need a agent
Why dont you be my agent??
I have been laid off from my job and have no where else to go.



From: Just Dave,

So you really want to do this right? and you want me to be your agent? And your no gonna waste my time? How do i not know that you are like every other clown that contacts me on myspace? You think you have what it takes to do this? Its way tougher than you think.

If you get 10 of your boys in a well lit up room. Give the 11th a camera. Get but ass naked and start jerking off. You need to stay rock hard hard for 15 minute strait, then on the 16th minute you got 2 minutes to bust your nut onto a CD case on a coffee table.


If you can really do that, you might be able to do this business. Sound strange? keep in mind that porn sets are loaded with crew and they are all watching. Its not the girls job to get you hard, its your job.


Then i need you to send me the tape to prove you can or cant do this or not.

am i gay?? No way, but you are asking me to risk $700 in kill fees for the girl, the crew, the location and the make up artist and i dont get paid for my shoot, because i will have nothing to turn in.

Who do you think pays out the $700 in kills??? The companies i shoot for?? You?? Fuck no!! It comes out of my pocket!


I loose my rate plus $700 because some guy on myspace says he can do it? If you show me, then i will risk the money to try you.


If you can do this or you cant! This will show me which one you are. keep in mind all the viagra and lavitra wont help you. Its all in your head.



Good luck,

Just Dave

Quoted for Classic. :thumbsup

JustDaveXxx 07-20-2009 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfy (Post 16088178)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, this is BULLSHIT! I'd blame it all on the pussyface clowns like KrisH...

But the reality is things like this are a million to one of ever coming through, just like Dave's "New hot performer" was a million to one odds of not wasting his money.

DAVE! Post that shit if it ever continues, REAL MEN AND WOMEN WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED!!!!!!!!

I got the return emails from this guy and from 3 other guys that contacted me this week.




But Sortie and KrisH think that it is wrong of me to exploit people on this board. I thought it would be fun to share what i deal with on set, but some people on this board think im a bad guy for doing it. If i get enough people that want me to post it, i may. but if its gonna piss people off, i wont.:2 cents:

pentae 07-20-2009 10:46 PM

this would make a brilliant reality tv show

CYF 07-20-2009 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pentae (Post 16088276)
this would make a brilliant reality tv show

hell yeah it would :2 cents:

Ava Knight 07-20-2009 11:01 PM

I want to see the email pleeeease :) Dave, did you know I remember who you are because you had a sweet business card at Phoenix 08? 100% truth.

JustDaveXxx 07-20-2009 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pentae (Post 16088276)
this would make a brilliant reality tv show

hahahahaha!!! Already getting a reality show treatment and an episode cut as we speak. Got people shopping it next week. Porno Dan is doing Porno Dan stuff in the pilot episode. The Entourage guys are interested in it. :thumbsup

JustDaveXxx 07-20-2009 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pentae (Post 16088276)
this would make a brilliant reality tv show

hahahahaha!!! Already getting a reality show treatment and an episode cut as we speak. Got people shopping it next week. Porno Dan is doing Porno Dan stuff in the pilot episode. The Entourage guys are interested in it. :thumbsup

Iron Fist 07-20-2009 11:22 PM

Waiting for the video :) This will be epic!

Porno Dan 07-21-2009 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16088304)
hahahahaha!!! Already getting a reality show treatment and an episode cut as we speak. Got people shopping it next week. Porno Dan is doing Porno Dan stuff in the pilot episode. The Entourage guys are interested in it. :thumbsup


You should have seen my Fuck A Fan shoot tonight.


The guy could lick his own dick and had the girls fuck him in the ass with a dildo!

Raf1 07-21-2009 12:17 AM

if he does this while 10 of his friends look, he definitely has the mind skills to be a performer. One thing this guy might not have thought about, is all the other "stuff" he needs to have in order to be any good.

papagmp 07-21-2009 12:56 AM

Got the camera, the cd case (from Mariah Carey - Touch My Body) - got all the lights on in the living room, and 10 of my buddies on their way.................

papagmp 07-21-2009 12:59 AM

Looks like the guys figured out what I had planned and, well, decided I couldn't play World of Warcraft with them anymore........

papagmp 07-21-2009 01:00 AM

Not a single one of them showed up.............

dav3 07-21-2009 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16088203)
I got the return emails from this guy and from 3 other guys that contacted me this week.




But Sortie and KrisH think that it is wrong of me to exploit people on this board. I thought it would be fun to share what i deal with on set, but some people on this board think im a bad guy for doing it. If i get enough people that want me to post it, i may. but if its gonna piss people off, i wont.:2 cents:

the rest of the posters here will think you are a bad person if you dont post the mails!

thats like 50 vs 2 so we win!! :upsidedow

papagmp 07-21-2009 02:11 AM

This was the entire text of an email I just got:


"i want a job fuck en a right"


I sent him a link to this thread............

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wolfy 07-21-2009 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 16088540)
the rest of the posters here will think you are a bad person if you dont post the mails!

thats like 50 vs 2 so we win!! :upsidedow

Hear! Hear!

Walter Gropius 07-21-2009 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 16088540)
the rest of the posters here will think you are a bad person if you dont post the mails!

thats like 50 vs 2 so we win!! :upsidedow

:thumbsup

SunDevilangels 07-21-2009 04:18 PM

I started out as male talent.. then i got behind the camera. I have fucked on video well over 250 times.. I only had two occasions where i was having wood issues, but not that bad. The first time , was due to the producer being a complete arrogant asshole and made me feel uncomfortable, I felt out of my element, but I pulled thru.

The second time, was only during the stills , stop and go, stop and go. So , I put on some shorts walked outside , got some fresh air and vitamin D, five minutes later i came in Got under the girl for reverse cowgirl girl drilled her til i came, Shoot done successfully.

Even for us guys who can do it great , every now and then we have issues, but it only takes a few minutes to get centered with yourself and BAM the game is back.

250 and only two times with slight problems, not bad.

GetSCORECash 07-21-2009 04:41 PM

Post it, It's GFY, and you can't leave us hanging like this...

SunDevilangels 07-21-2009 05:05 PM

Hey Dave i will cum bang chicks for ya, no problem ...

SonOfaBeach 07-21-2009 05:08 PM

sup dave! muh boize n i did wut u sed n put it strait to dvd yo! we wuz gonna send it 2 u, but muh boi X2C loss yo mailz - soz we put tha shit up at utube! we only gotz 6 of us on da vid + muh boi DarkSkinz on the cam and turntablez. so not 10 but jus 7. hope thatz kool wit u - u knoe we right!

so no moar tawkin letz start rawkin! reprezenten the 305 - u gotz ur boi Relentless - u gotz X2C, u got Pre$$ure, gotta hav Satisfaktion, pREttyRick on da set - n u kno u got me - strait up PipeLaya!!






we all dumped r jizz n the cd case and put dat shit n a zipped lock baggy - let me knoe where i gotz to male it 2! thx 4 da sh0t!

:pimp

Wolfy 07-25-2009 09:28 AM

Sonofabeach wtf?!!!!! lol!!!!!!


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