Sorry. I can draw a picture if any of the words confuzzled you. LMK.

Lots of love

Damian

x

That and my international cheese sending operation.

Las Vegas had much better stripclubs than in the Netherlands i found out :)

Noob tip #10

When yo are strunk (stoned and drunk) take a card from the hotel, so yo can show the cab driver where to go. I saw people getting lost 20 metres for the hotel.

Noob tip #11
Make sure a hooker is a girl, or perhaps you doesn't mind to go with a shemale

Nice gay hotel or for kinky people: "Black Tulip" (still can't post links, to less posts)

Great tip and I just love 'strunk'

Hehe

*checks mail*

Hmmm.

What's that again? ^.^

If you don't come to Amsterdam I shall take pics of me eating cheese and mail them to you.

Cheese porn.

There's a new niche...

sounds fun

Bump for this classic thread! Looking forward to this show ;)

its a work of art, that is:winkwink::thumbsup

Bump as it's only a few weeks away. And cos LizAEBN asked where it was.

:D

Oooohhh! I sense a cheese-expedition in the making!

It will be legend -- wait for it! -- DAIRY!

... I may have a slight problem.

Alternatively, theres a shuttle from the airport thats like 10euros and they deliver you in front of your hotel :)

My problem is not enough How I Met Your - wait for it - Mother has been made.

NPH ftw.

See you guys there Bump!

good topic...

See everyone there!

I guess this is why I had so much fun with you guys in Amsterdam. ;)

It's always fun with you!

great tips magic man....

I have one as well....

Walk across the entire city... it doesnt take long and you'll be amazied at what you see.... I did this with Reena and Seb the 1st time I went...never forget it.

See everyone in a week!!

You are a star Damian. You are full of great tricks and tips! I will add that you will need a converter thingy for the outlets. See you all soon :thumbsup

Good point, yes, you Americans will need a power socket adapter. And rem to get it before the airport as they will rape you for one there.

See you there young lady!

You rock! This was the best tip post in a long time! :) Looking forward to seeing you again and to seeing a magic trick for sure....balls anyone? LOL

and for sure, Van Gogh museum - I loved, loved, loved it. And I will go there again - his life is on those walls, not just a starry night or sunflower...but his life. bittersweet beautiful!

save a few minutes on your sked for me :0 xo

Just a heads up to folks coming in and wanting to use trains or other public transport in Amsterdam and elsewhere...

I don't know about Schipol or Amsterdam, but in any other train station you can't pay for your train ticket at the machine with a cc unless it's maestro. I peeked over someone's shoulder in Utrecht today and it's only pin and maestro there.

Also, Amsterdam, the Haag, and some of the other cities have officially switched from the strip card (that piece of paper the bus or tram driver stamps) to the chip OV cards. You can buy the cards at a dispencer for something like 5 or 7 euro and then charge them in various places. I believe if you still have a strip card from previous stays you can still use it for now, you just can't buy them anymore in Amsterdam (not sure about elsewhere).

If you use these on the bus or tram, MAKE SURE you hear the beep when you check out or you'll be wacked 4 euro for the trip instead of the actual distance traveled.

They warn you a lot for people who peek over your shoulder just to see your pin code in the Netherlands too! :winkwink:

There's a Heineken museum??? No friggen way! :xomunch

Hun, you can always play with my magic balls. You know that.

See you next week! W00T

Book a hooker and touristic tour for free?

http://www.redlightsextrips.com/f/booking/index.html

We only do a bit of filming...

when crossing the road look left, right, left , right, left, right and left again (repeat if stoned)
There are bikes, trams, cars and more bikes to look out for :winkwink: :winkwink:

Nice thread - I wish I was going!!

Thanks for these tips.

Thought I'd bump this in case any newbs are coming!

Also, new tip.

Go here:

http://www.jazz-cafe-alto.nl/

if you like Jazz.

Went for first time last year on a Sunday which is a kind of relaxed open mic affair hosted by a stunningly good girl trumpet player. Lots of people from all over the world had turned up to play and it was just the best night.

If you don't like jazz, you will probably find it shit.

It's the annual bump of this advice for newbs.

See you all there next week!

Thought you weren't going?

I leave a week from today!

The most useful BUMP in many weeks.

true, a classic thread :)

Not sure why you thought that. I always go.

Woop woop!

Oh and Sunday is all sorted.

Someone should do one of these for Prague. See you guys in a week.