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JFK 08-19-2009 12:27 PM

Here is a TIP for you. Its FItty:thumbsup

Choopa Phil 08-19-2009 12:29 PM

i wouldnt say a damn thing if anyone ASKED me for a tip. Thats just ignorant, even when i was younger and worked in a restaurant i wouldnt ask, and when i do tip its more often than not 20%. Very rarely will they get less than that even if the service is terrible, just because we've all had our days its different when u've been in their shoes before

alias 08-19-2009 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16209433)
Here is a TIP for you. Its FItty:thumbsup

Did you not like the service?

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-19-2009 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by strobi (Post 16209380)
I'm a European and I don't understand the tipping thing at all. I rarely tip. Most of the time I give 0%. From time to time I do tip if I do like the service. But why pay for a poorly cooked meal, just because they bring my dinner on time? And what about EXTREMELY poorly drafted beer? Shood I pay the waiter, who just walks up and down to get my beer 30%? I rather pay the manager a decent amount for his food than the waiter.

If you want to get paid well, try some education or some decent work.

I have worked at a restaurant as a cook before, and I gotta say, I agree with this statement.

I don't think a waitress deserves a tip because they walked up and got a beer for you, but if they are friendly, the services is good, like boss said above, then I will tip. But most of the time, it's crap, and if the food is good, I generally just walk back to the kitchen, and hand some money to the cook and tell him to put it in his pocket.

JFK 08-19-2009 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by alias (Post 16209444)
Did you not like the service?

well its actually lacking and who spit in my soup ? :upsidedow

Mr. E 08-19-2009 12:33 PM

blow me?

beemk 08-19-2009 12:35 PM

only cab drivers who did a shitty job and didnt get tipped

TheStout 08-19-2009 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16209012)
"I don't believe in tipping"


someone had to say it...

Seems like your fellow Czechie didnt feel the same way. I was in Prague last year and stopped in to have a beer with some friends. We just wanted one and the waitress kept coming back and giving us dirty looks asking us if we wanted more beer (nice of her minus the dirty looks when we said no thank you). We just wanted the one. The check comes and we see this (notice the TIPS NOT INCLUDED underlined about 100 times)

http://img129.imagevenue.com/loc563/..._122_563lo.JPG

We were going to pay in the smallest coins we could gather up and just leave this mound of small coins. However, she came back and scared us into tipping her.

LOL what a crazy one

P.S Prague is absolutely beautiful

RyuLion 08-19-2009 12:44 PM

For those that say that worked in the service industry, I feel you..Even though I only worked for 3 months in it (summer job at age 17)!
It was time for me to get a real job so I quit (they called me back because they liked how I worked).
Went to college, started my career in the Technology industry. Completion of Goals.

MaDalton 08-19-2009 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TheStout (Post 16209509)
Seems like your fellow Czechie didnt feel the same way. I was in Prague last year and stopped in to have a beer with some friends. We just wanted one and the waitress kept coming back and giving us dirty looks asking us if we wanted more beer (nice of her minus the dirty looks when we said no thank you). We just wanted the one. The check comes and we see this (notice the TIPS NOT INCLUDED underlined about 100 times)

http://img129.imagevenue.com/loc563/..._122_563lo.JPG

We were going to pay in the smallest coins we could gather up and just leave this mound of small coins. However, she came back and scared us into tipping her.

LOL what a crazy one

P.S Prague is absolutely beautiful

lol - well - the people in Prague learned a lot from tourists. if they have a computer printout in english as bill you obviously ended up in a tourist trap :winkwink:

the "I don't believe in tipping" is btw a famous (obviously not famous enough) quote from "Reservoir Dogs"




the movie quote does not reflect my tipping habits :winkwink:

Pixelbucks Eric 08-19-2009 12:51 PM

A waitress once came up to me I should tip at least 15%.

Well guess what? Maybe I didn't think the service was that good!

Barefootsies 08-19-2009 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by WebairMetz (Post 16209011)
i wouldnt tip if someone asked for it

Exactly.

I have had that happen a couple of times where the service was so bad I left no tip. They came out to the parking lot, or to the front entrance to ask if I had made a mistake. I said, "Nope. It is clear as day there is a big ZERO with a line through it on the tip line."

For this one fuck, who was easily the worst server I had in some time, last summer... I told him when asked, "Here's the tip. Provide better service and make sure my meal does not take three hours".

Then I walked off.

MovieMaster 08-19-2009 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 16209304)
I worked in the same place for my 10 years and I had customers that when they started coming tipped in the lower range. They were the same people that ended up leaving me a $20 tip even if they came in for 1 beer. Anyone that works in the service industry that expects to get tipped above average without putting in the effort doesn't deserve it. I had customers that as soon as they walked in the door their drink was on the bar already. I tend to over tip but if you give me shitty service you getting a shitty tip.


Bingo, bartended in college and the same results... U knew a person by name, or by drink... drink in there preferred seat, ready before they sat down.

Man I kinda miss those days... When regulars tipped you on your birthday and gave ya christmas presents.

PornMD 08-19-2009 01:01 PM

There's a Ghirardelli store here that serves ice cream. A woman there who's apparent job it is to bring people's orders to them when they're ready was constantly mentioning tips, asking for tips, giving people looks for not giving her a tip, etc. You're bringing us ICE CREAM...not even taking our order or anything, just bringing us the fucking ice cream! Naturally we didn't tip her because I had never seen anyone in say a Dairy Queen get tipped for it so she certainly wasn't entitled to one, and of course she gave us a nasty look on the way out. Fuck her though, that's ridiculous. Especially in these economic times, how can you demand tips from people for something that doesn't deserve a tip?

TheStout 08-19-2009 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16209550)
lol - well - the people in Prague learned a lot from tourists. if they have a computer printout in english as bill you obviously ended up in a tourist trap :winkwink:

the "I don't believe in tipping" is btw a famous (obviously not famous enough) quote from "Reservoir Dogs"




the movie quote does not reflect my tipping habits :winkwink:

I was actually gonna comment on the movie quote too. One of my favorite movies. Also you are correct about the tourist trap as we were checking out the Charles Bridge at the time.

greg80 08-19-2009 01:05 PM

I don't really get it how tipping works in us. I do always tip about 15% when I am there, but do waiters actually keep the money?

Do they actually make 15% to 20% of their takings?? They would make more than the restaurant owner than! No restaurant owner has such a high margin after paying all the expenses on the end of the month. So it's better to be a waiter than the restaurant owner.

What's the logic here??

Tom_PM 08-19-2009 01:19 PM

A tip is not a tip if it's expected or demanded. Call it what it is. Socialized food delivery.

;)

Sly 08-19-2009 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by greg80 (Post 16209623)
I don't really get it how tipping works in us. I do always tip about 15% when I am there, but do waiters actually keep the money?

Do they actually make 15% to 20% of their takings?? They would make more than the restaurant owner than! No restaurant owner has such a high margin after paying all the expenses on the end of the month. So it's better to be a waiter than the restaurant owner.

What's the logic here??

Not everybody pays 15%. A lot of times the house will take some of the money. Or the waiters will have to also pay out other staff members for their assistance. Plus, waiters make very low wages.

I think a good waiter at a decent establishment can make pretty decent money. A bad waiter, anywhere, is not going to make money.

BestXXXPorn 08-19-2009 01:28 PM

I tip very well... I start at 20% and I've tipped over 200% on occasion. I guess I'm the odd man out here but tip delivery guys as well for appliances/furniture/whatever... they seem to be the most grateful as I guess not many people do.

I do however lower my tips if I get bad service. I've left $0 tip before. However when I go some place and the service is outstanding I have no problem dropping a 50%- 100% tip. I know I'll be back there and servers remember the big tippers. Everywhere I'm a regular they know me by name. Places I really frequent usually know what I'm going to order. There's something to be said for walking in some place and having the server say, "your usual?". The server will usually hang out at my g/f and I's table for a bit and I know many of them really well. When I bought a house two separate waitresses got my g/f and I congratulations cards.

People appreciate being tipped well as it's their livelihood. I know I'm financially better off than any server out there and I don't mind spreading the wealth. That's just part of who I am.

F-U-Jimmy 08-19-2009 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by XD2 (Post 16209044)
My mailman walks for hours everymorning to bring me my mail. He does way more work then the local bar person and he doesn't get fuck all from me for it :)


The mailman gets paid $24+ an hour at least here in San Diego. Servers or waitresses get from $8 to $11 and depend on tips if they do a decent job. But if someone asked me for more money i would take it all back and walk out leaving nothing as that is not good service thats extortion :2 cents:

DonovanTrent 08-19-2009 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 16209296)
1/56th of the bill sent to the treasury and they will send a replacement bill. Under certain circumstances that is.

The strip would be that white part on the edge with no printing on it. Jesus.

http://i27.tinypic.com/dnzura.gif

MovieMaster 08-19-2009 01:46 PM

Best tip you can give a waiter or waitress that gives horrible service is a penny -50 cents and make it known.... Not tipping at all, makes them think you forgot or your an asshole but more likely the 1st. Don't leave any doubt.

They will know they fucked up

Juicy D. Links 08-19-2009 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by INDY500DRIVER (Post 16208991)
I USUALLY DINE AND DITCH :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 08-19-2009 02:17 PM

i would tell them to fuck off and take the 20.00 back. you don't owe someone a tip. its something you do out of kindness for good service as a way of saying "hey thanks, i appreciate it". otherwise, you have a menu and price list which details the extent of your financial obligations in the transaction.

digitaldivas 08-19-2009 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16209012)
"I don't believe in tipping"


someone had to say it...

Your in Europe, some countries, it is already calculated. In the U.S., it is not and 15-20 percent is the standard. Service staff make something like 4.25 per hour and rely on tips to make a living, if you can't afford it, why would you go and eat and leave no tip? Just to be a jerkoff?

woj 08-19-2009 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 16209318)
Tipping is the retardedest thing to hit a restaurant since 'special sauce'.

Nevertheless, I tip. I treat it as my own personal judgement on the performance of the waiter. If I was asked to tip more or even just asked to tip, I would rate that waiter at zero.

very true :thumbsup

escorpio 08-19-2009 03:11 PM


Phil 08-19-2009 04:18 PM

if service was good I always tip 20% . if I see new kid thats having hard time, i give him 30% and tell him that hes doing good and it will come to him sooner or later. I walked my way into fine dining restaurant biz by lying my ass off that I waited tables before. That paid for my college! Graduated from college with ZERO loans.

Phil 08-19-2009 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 16210343)

blacks are THE worst tippers ever !!! well, besides eros who don't really know how to tip.
Every time a see a large "colordz" party in the restaurant I feel like giving waiter an extra tip.

alias 08-19-2009 04:37 PM

Cool people get fat tips.

seeandsee 08-19-2009 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16209277)
pffff... communist

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mr Pheer 08-19-2009 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16208942)
I tip 15% but once in a blue moon people ask for more or say something like:
Only $20?
Didn't you like the service?
:(
????

Should have told him you want change for that $20, and when he gives it to you, hand him back a $5 bill and say here is your tip... next time keep your mouth shut.

ToplistBlog_Com 08-19-2009 05:04 PM

I've never actually had anyone ask.

alias 08-19-2009 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 16210343)

Hope she likes the taste of fumunda cheese.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-19-2009 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by digitaldivas (Post 16210044)
if you can't afford it, why would you go and eat and leave no tip? Just to be a jerkoff?

Tipping is not a requirement, it's mentality like this that makes people think they can offer the worst service ever and still get a big tip. Tipping is OPTIONAL, just because you don't tip does not make you a jerk or can't afford it, it just means they didn't earn anything more than what they are being paid.

Pay is low in the restaurant industry because of people being tipped good.

F-U-Jimmy 08-19-2009 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16208942)
I tip 15% but once in a blue moon people ask for more or say something like:
Only $20?
Didn't you like the service?
:(
????

Anyways Asslicks im calling you out. You know you never spend more than the cost of a Big Mac on any food. So 15% of that is like $1.00 not fucking $20 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SilentKnight 08-19-2009 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16209348)

your postal carrier is your friend.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

No, my friends wouldn't unwrap and read my issue of Maxim on my front doorstep before putting it in my mailbox.

Elli 08-19-2009 05:45 PM

I've never had a waiter ask for a tip. Wow.


I usually start at 10-15%. If I get exceptional service, it goes up to 20%. If the waiter slacks, they get docked. If it's terrible then I don't tip (but that's really hard for me to do for some reason.)

Lace 08-19-2009 05:55 PM

Asking for a tip will get a big "Fuck off" from me. I usually tip quite well, generally 20-30% if the service is great, not just good. I understand most of their money comes from tips but if you look like you don't want to be there or treat me like shit, I'll give you 15%, maybe less. I'm very big on customer service to say the least.

RyuLion 08-19-2009 06:30 PM

I gotta take you guys where this happened to see if you guys actually tell them to Fuck off..lol..

VeriSexy 08-19-2009 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 16210945)
I've never had a waiter ask for a tip. Wow.


I usually start at 10-15%. If I get exceptional service, it goes up to 20%. If the waiter slacks, they get docked. If it's terrible then I don't tip (but that's really hard for me to do for some reason.)

same for me.. but the least I'd give is 10%

MaDalton 08-20-2009 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by digitaldivas (Post 16210044)
Your in Europe, some countries, it is already calculated. In the U.S., it is not and 15-20 percent is the standard. Service staff make something like 4.25 per hour and rely on tips to make a living, if you can't afford it, why would you go and eat and leave no tip? Just to be a jerkoff?

lol - please see my later post - it was a movie quote ;)

since i've been to the US more than a dozen times i'm very aware how it works :)

Vicious_B 08-20-2009 05:42 AM

The federal minimum wage for servers and bartenders is $2.13 an hour. That is what it was in 1999 and it's the same now.

Ross 08-20-2009 07:15 AM

Anywhere I am going my girlfriend buys one of those little books that tells you the do's and dont's of the country. I always know how much to tip etc lol

But seriously in the USA I always tip 20% unless service was excellent I leave more. If I know I'll be going back to the place I leave a bit more too, being a tourist and with my accent if the same waiter/waitress is working they remember us and service is even better coz they know we will tip more.

Joe King 08-20-2009 07:34 AM

When I was in college I worked at a nice place in Miami Beach. A couple had a nice dinner and the service was great. They guy did not leave me a tip so I chased him down to another club they went to just down the street and confronted the fucker in front of his girlfriend. He handed over a $30 which was exactly 20%.

That said, I don't like tipping even at Starbucks so I just try to avoid any situation where I am expected to tip.

BaldBastard 08-20-2009 07:42 AM

Best place to tip is in New Zealand, you buy a $18 round of drinks, put $20 on the bar then take your drinks back to your table, 5 minutes later the barman comes up and says " you left two bucks on the bar sir" and hands it back.

Americas got to be the only country in the world still using dollar bills, takes a while to realize as a tourist that those dollars are just for tipping.

ronaldo 08-20-2009 08:06 AM

I start my tipping at 10% and it goes up or down according to service. If they do nothing but bring us the food hot and refill the drinks with a basic attitude...10%. If they're terrible, they'll get the rounded off amount of the bill...an $88.34 bill would go to $89.00 and give them a 66 cent tip (they KNOW they gave shitty service). If I get exceptional service, that same bill would be rounded up to to $110.00...plus, I'll make a POINT of asking for the manager while I'm sitting there and telling them directly that I got great service.

Altwebdesign 08-20-2009 08:09 AM

a restaurant in london, where the waiters are a bit rude and dont do anything besides bring you a drinks menu, as its a buffet charge everybody a compulsary 10% tip

peedy 08-20-2009 10:44 PM

If I get good service I tip generously. Otherwise its usually the bare minimum. If someone asked me for more or whatever, I'd remove the tip completely.

Porn Farmer 08-20-2009 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by digitaldivas (Post 16210044)
Your in Europe, some countries, it is already calculated. In the U.S., it is not and 15-20 percent is the standard. Service staff make something like 4.25 per hour and rely on tips to make a living, if you can't afford it, why would you go and eat and leave no tip? Just to be a jerkoff?

Hey buddy, it's the employers job to pay the staff, not mine.

If serving staff have a problem with their pay, negotiate for better or find another fucking job. :thumbsup


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