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DAMNMAN 08-24-2009 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16229242)
I protect myself by choosing not to live in area where having a gun is necessary. Face it if you NEED a gun then perhaps the gun is not going to solve your problems.


I must say that..... You are on the wrong planet then!!!!!

Guns are out there - you cannot put the gunpowder genie back in the bottle.
Before guns the strong subjugated the weak for fun and profit with fists, knives and clubs etc......

As long as there are people in the world there will be a need for ways to protect yourself from them.

Grandma can defend herself against the largest of bad men with only one weapon..... A GUN and then only if she's lucky.

I seriously hope one of those bad guys doesn't enter your dream world, but if he does you're fucked!!!.

DAMNMAN 08-24-2009 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230006)
and....?

All I'm saying if you live in the ghetto and therfore you need a gun, a gun isn't going to solve your problems. Moving out of the ghetto will.

If you live in the ghetto and you wake up with a big mother fucker in your apartment a gun will solve your biggest problem right then and there.

Oh BTW: Some people can't afford to move out of the ghetto. Nobody wants to live in the ghetto.

GatorB 08-24-2009 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DAMNMAN (Post 16230381)
I must say that..... You are on the wrong planet then!!!!!

Guns are out there - you cannot put the gunpowder genie back in the bottle.
Before guns the strong subjugated the weak for fun and profit with fists, knives and clubs etc......

As long as there are people in the world there will be a need for ways to protect yourself from them.

Grandma can defend herself against the largest of bad men with only one weapon..... A GUN and then only if she's lucky.

I seriously hope one of those bad guys doesn't enter your dream world, but if he does you're fucked!!!.

I never owned a gun never will and sorry come into my place unwanted. Trust me I CAN kill you without having to use a gun and you will WISH I had one because your death would be less painful. If I'm going to have to kill a motherfucker I might as well have a little fun right? besides gun are so impersonable. I mean if you're going to be ballsy enough to kill another human being then don't puss out with a gun use your hands so you can feel the life drain from their body. Much more satisfying in my opinion.

GatorB 08-24-2009 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DAMNMAN (Post 16230404)
If you live in the ghetto and you wake up with a big mother fucker in your apartment a gun will solve your biggest problem right then and there.

Sure because he'll get it before you and kill you with it. How did having a gun do for Shaun Taylor? Oh wait he's fucking dead.

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Oh BTW: Some people can't afford to move out of the ghetto. Nobody wants to live in the ghetto.
I'm 100% sure Ted Nugent doesn't live in the ghetto.

GatorB 08-24-2009 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 16230121)
What if you live in a rural area and feel you need a gun? Or what if you can't afford to live anywhere but a high crime area? Moving to a suburb with a low crime rate isn't always a person's option or choice.

I do live in a rual area. And if someone breaks in my house I have a pit bull and louisville slugger waiting for the poor sap that made that choice. Not to mention various sharp objects within easy access of my reach. Trust me a phillips screwdriver jammed into your eyeball and you'll wish I'd shot you.

escorpio 08-24-2009 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230461)
I do live in a rual area. And if someone breaks in my house I have a pit bull and louisville slugger waiting for the poor sap that made that choice. Not to mention various sharp objects within easy access of my reach. Trust me a phillips screwdriver jammed into your eyeball and you'll wish I'd shot you.

It makes a nice fantasy but the reality is if I someone comes into your home with one of these

http://www.lesalesusa.com/products/M...at_Shotgun.jpg

your dog would be hamburger and you would be completely at their mercy, no matter how many baseball bats and screwdrivers you have.

ToplistBlog_Com 08-24-2009 05:05 PM

Ted Nugent is quite a character. Whatever happened to his show on VH1? He get too intelligent for their programming?

MRock 08-24-2009 05:13 PM

Wang Dang sweet poontang boys ... get the fuck out of Ted's way or he'll put a cap in your ass lol

DonovanTrent 08-24-2009 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MRock (Post 16230643)
Wang Dang sweet poontang boys ... get the fuck out of Ted's way or he'll put a cap in your ass lol

Or something.

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/x...1221147961.jpg

Princeton Cash - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-24-2009 06:44 PM

people are crazy

mikeyddddd 08-24-2009 06:46 PM


L-Pink 08-24-2009 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230436)
I never owned a gun never will and sorry come into my place unwanted. Trust me I CAN kill you without having to use a gun and you will WISH I had one because your death would be less painful. If I'm going to have to kill a motherfucker I might as well have a little fun right? besides gun are so impersonable. I mean if you're going to be ballsy enough to kill another human being then don't puss out with a gun use your hands so you can feel the life drain from their body. Much more satisfying in my opinion.

Sure stud. What if there are more than one?

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GatorB 08-24-2009 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16230911)
Sure stud. What if there are more than one?

.

what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?

IllTestYourGirls 08-24-2009 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230918)
what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?

Most of the time they run when the first two hit the ground :2 cents:

escorpio 08-24-2009 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230918)
what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?

That's when I pull out my bad ass screwdriver and show that last motherfucker who's boss.

SilentKnight 08-24-2009 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 16230573)
It makes a nice fantasy but the reality is if I someone comes into your home with one of these

http://www.lesalesusa.com/products/M...at_Shotgun.jpg

your dog would be hamburger and you would be completely at their mercy, no matter how many baseball bats and screwdrivers you have.

Chances are if someone entered your home with one of those - the dog would likely sound the alarm before being turned into hamburger - giving you the time to grab the bat, hide in a tactical spot...and cave in his melon the moment he rounds the corner.

Just like in the movies. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MrMaxwell 08-30-2009 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230918)
what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?

Shoot one of them and watch how fast the other six learn how to run?

Vendzilla 08-30-2009 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230918)
what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?

I carry extra clips

Ted's my hero, criminals love gun control, makes their life easier
I taught my daughter about guns. At 21, she owns two guns, one has a bayonnette on it, in case she runs out of bullets

MrMaxwell 08-30-2009 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 16255551)
I carry extra clips

Ted's my hero, criminals love gun control, makes their life easier
I taught my daughter about guns. At 21, she owns two guns, one has a bayonnette on it, in case she runs out of bullets

You're a hell of a good father
My woman is a hell of a good mother
Too bad she's not much of a woman outside of that.. :(

I was thinking, good mother .. probably = good loyal woman
Slight miscalculation there.. back to the drawing board..

They're great kids, I'ma to miss them, never got to have any myself.. lucky bastard :thumbsup

jollyperv 08-30-2009 05:12 PM

This country as a whole is far too liberal towards criminals. Honestly, they should just torture prisoners to varying degrees according to their crimes. A hot poker in the balls of a rapist once a month would "rehabilitate" a fuck right there.


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